/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2907 - WEBM EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,098,456 (+450) ► Died: 59,162 (+21) ► Day: 86 (-22:52:25)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 207 countries and territories infected —
— 3.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 3,220 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Biggest slums in Brazil see first coronavirus deaths
archive.is/dizb7

Survival rate if you need a ventilator is very low
archive.is/cANKn

New strain hitting Ecuador closely related to original from China
archive.is/bTFUH

Ecuador is dumping, burning bodies in the streets
archive.is/mwg1D

Normalcy bias is the tendency to believe things will always be the same
archive.is/SixmA

>RESEARCH
Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

Testicular damage
archive.is/I6wRu

17 year old athlete in the US dies from COVID
archive.is/2IMtY

27 year old dies, no underlying diseases
archive.is/pgxDl

Aerosolized, airborne transmission
archive.is/AOka6

>REMINDER
Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
archive.is/eHOIk

Many "mild cases" might be HCoV false positives
archive.is/d1HLr

China doctors pressured into discharging patients in mass
archive.is/dTj9o

Over half of China shuts down: 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

Reports of "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico embarrass health secretary
archive.is/H9qRE

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
00:37: 720 new cases and 10 new deaths in Texas
00:23: 281 new cases and 6 new deaths in California
23:59: 122 new cases and 1 new death in Idaho
23:55: 146 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Carolina
23:50: 283 new deaths in New York City, New York state
23:37: 198 new cases and 4 new deaths in Germany

>SOURCES
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

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roblox.com/users/1432479076/profile
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nbc-2.com/story/41972315/rental-car-parking-lot-fire-near-rsw-airport-leads-to-countywide-response
imgur.com/a/qRHji
youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI
youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q
youtu.be/gQaafNForNs?t=85
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/Corona Virus/country/ar/page/1/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

More people die from car accidents every year

Make your choice
Artist also gave her a dick now, feelsba/d/man

but not today

Guys why aren't the lockdowns and everything else working?

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when are renting/housing prices crashing?
only potential good thing about coronachan 2bh

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he isn't the original artist anyway, he just updated it

Europoors BTFO

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I'm a fucking retard.
Forgot the image.
NOW make your choice.

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>When you send everyone home and tell them to stay inside all other deaths go down
Magic

Just came across some valuable information.

On the online game Roblox, there is a user with the handle CHINESE_BIOWEAPON who joined on Jan 27, before anyone had any idea how bad corona really is. A LOT of Asian people play this game.

Is this possibly an example of insider knowledge? Predictive programming?

roblox.com/users/1432479076/profile

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:v

Name one thing this based man did wrong.

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checked
no bush is best.

I am talking about 2019 daily average for road injuries, it was below 6000 which is what COVID is killing daily

Deaths won't trend downwards until lockdowns have been in place for a month, or more precisely until a month after mitigation of new cases

he pissed jews off.

Do you think we'll beat /ksg/ at this rate?

Hurray for Corona-chan, killer of Leftists!

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Nothing. He was completely justified in massacring the bugs.

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Corona Chan makes me horny

Post your favorite horny Corona Chans

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europe will invade murica

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Ah yes, the country of europe

KEKED

Needs a benis for million+. Starting with small, ending up at 11 inches dripping with cum at 10+millions

we don't eat bats or coof on bats

>Nextdoor app reported a young black man in the neighborhood going door to door asking $20 for groceries

good. i told my parents to hire neighborhood kids to do their shopping if the delivery services went out. glad they don't live near nigs but still better than nothing i guess.

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now that's what i call comfy

Absolutely YOINK'ed

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a reverse overlord?
huh that would be a nice bit of vengence, can we starve a quarter of there population and rape the rest as well or is it just the invasion?

Why are a bunch of models using June as an end point? With our delayed response and no harsh travel restrictions won't Corona just self-sustain and become endemic?

how's your stockpile looking right now anons?

Artist already drew her with one. @willwildart on twitter, enjoy you fucking /d/egenerate.

He's done more than the original artist has at this point.

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all of them at the same time

source pls fagnon

Why are you gay user

Considering how human to animal transmission is confirmed, I’d say the way a mutation occurs is going to be weird. Hues aren’t known for eating bats, but say if it’s a vampire bat, sucks the blood of an infected individual, than ducks the blood of a cow/chicken. Than said cow/chicken is cut up into slabs of meat and consumed

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>futa
Into the trash it goes.

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TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!!!

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Do you understand what average means?

Checked, I'm still seeing public transport like trains and buses still active in Florida.
>Michigan bus driver dies from the chink coof
I guess until the bodies hit the floor keep working, surprised more people haven't just straight up quit to value their own life.
Stay safe fren.

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It isn't going away at all until an effective treatment is mass produced and made available to people in their homes. Look at how bad the media says it is and amplify that by a hundred fold.

My mum works in the US and claims that her and many other nurses are being notified in advance of possible DRAFTS for doctors and nurses, where ones will be shipped to the "front lines" like New York and etc. The notice of these drafts isn't in doubt, but what all of them are worrying over is it sounds like they want to send the older nurses and doctors first, despite that being a fucking stupid idea.

Can anyone confirm the second half? I'm over in spiderland so cannot be sure.

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a person gets infected on day 0. they don't show symptoms until day 4-14. then once they start showing symptoms they're sick for on average about a week before (if they do) they get bad enough that they need to be hospitalized. then it's another 2-3 weeks until they (again if they do) die

try googling it with quotation marks. It's on mrantibully's twitter but I don't think he gave a source.

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>I hear you have masks nigga

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As much as you understand what constant growth means.

Again I ask

Would it be legal for grocery stores to deny entrance to people not wearing a face cover?

They can already throw you out for not wearing a shirt or shoes for sanitary reasons. Why would this be any different? It would stop the spread of the virus massively cause that's the only place people are going.

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my money's on insurance fraud

nbc-2.com/story/41972315/rental-car-parking-lot-fire-near-rsw-airport-leads-to-countywide-response

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>Hurray for Corona-chan, killer of Leftists!
nigger look at the ages of those dying and tell me that again.

it was endemic months ago, and yes the idea that it just goes away in the summer is retarded, they will find out that if you alleviate quarantine you get wave v2, wave v3, etc

needs a hard quarantine for at least 3-4 months straight

ideally 1.5 billion tests made and every single person in the country is tested at least twice

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Can confirm. Sister is an ER nurse at a cancer surgery center and was forced off that to do inpatient work at a regular hospital.

she is based on Mal Malloy right?

1 mil should be thicker

imgur.com/a/qRHji

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how much longer can lockdowns be enforced before people start rioting against it ? i want to see some chaos

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You're actually the retarded one here.

Here, I tweaked it a bit for you, I can clearly see the grey shades on my screen...

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>t. coastfag
go visit your Amazon, nigger, they are everywhere

This, I'm hoping to refinance my dirt cheap mortgage even lower thanks to this pandemic.

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>buzzwords

>meanwhile in Israel

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how i love the northeast

I would do her in both forms

Gross. Not a fan of beached whales, bong. Just sit tight and wait for 1.5mil, because she'll be more pregnant by then.

bretty gud
>75kg of rice
>200 packets of seven oceans emergency ration(ty based denmark)
>crossbow and broadhead bolts
>water filters out the ass good for 9 full human lifetimes
>seeds for self-sustaining garden farm
>Axe-saw combo
>Ka-bar USMC stanard issue knife
>beautiful solar rig with 230 ac output

unf yeah that's better

basado

Whether or not it's legal, it may be tolerated by officials soon enough.

>Jews can't escape the coof
Holy fuck yes

i think 3 months of isolation is the absolute max

So where are all these from? I've never seen it before and the animation looks quite nice.

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low-key wish arranged marriages still exist
would make my life a lot easier and prevent me from being 40 and alone

Why are people making such a big deal out of Coronavirus? I legitimately don't understand it, there are outbreaks of SARS every year and nothing shuts down.

Checked and absolute thigh crusher...

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Literally make your own laws at this point retard.

Based AF

>lockdowns
>enforced

where?

make the bush grow with the numbers and then have coronachan's balls drop, a cock begin to grow and when it hit's like 100 million have the futa faggot begin to ram it's cock through the earth.

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youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI

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holy shit look at the sadness in her face on the left

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New world order
Essentials vs Non-essentials.
They are deeming 25% of humanity are essentials.

>broadhead bolts
based

How many fucking times do I have to say it. Check the guy's twitter, she's already been drawn with a cock.

she looks just fucking broken, I've never seen a doctor look like that wtf

rich faggots.

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hurr durr lets just let this thing ramsack through the fucking world unmitigated. fucking death cultist.

rip ken

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Because they aren't real lockdowns. People are still going out like morons, and the government is letting them.

banks with 0 liquidity will not be offering you a cheaper interest rate or making new loans

When the 2008 crash was at its peak you needed to have an excellent credit score and 20% down and a great job for the bank to even look at you

Why send the old ones? Wouldn't it be smarter to have them handle non-covid patients?

>imagine destroying your bodies to fulfill the fantasies of fat fetishists over the internet

The draft is basically geared for the retired physicians and nurses because none are volunteering...however my Governor (Louisiana) was asked about that today and he basically said they can go scratch. We have urgent need here for the same and none of ours are being taken elsewhere. I bet lots of other governors are saying the same and won’t allow it to happen. Anyway, I only heard that commie NYC mayor di Blasio is who started this

youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

modern people are weak and soft and not prepared for the reality of standard human existence

Radiation is a bitch. With viruses they only last so long but neutron radiation can make other atoms unstable and turn into radiation emitters. Plus you never recover from radiation, you're stuck with the dose you receive until you decompose. Spread that over 450,000 people with a severe dose plus millions more who might have ingested some of the fallout and particles in water and dust and you have a ton of people being born with deformities or unironically start wearing adidas and listening to hardbass.

these people do not look very happy lol

Think it would be legal, and should be a legal. Even if it isn't legal at the moment, doubt anyone would say anything if they did it if a person is showing symptoms. Pretty sure someone would tell you something or at least distance themselves from you if you didn't. expect dirt looks.

We're not that bad yet and this would prevent us from getting there

>she

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she needs thicker legs though

I feel it

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Maybe they think they're fucked anyway so might as well get some use out of them before they bite it.

There are no hard quarantines. 100s if not 1000s of flights in the air every day. Trans-country travel is still allowed in Canada and the US

link to vid?

Request webm or youtube link of people getting sealed in their apartments with blowtorches.

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such an obvious fake show
nothing practical or efficient about it, just some extra drama for the panic
nothing would justify that way of handling the dead!
cumbersome, slow, etc. plus the body is already in a body bag ffs. take it to a place and box it there!

go away faggot, not everyone is a sociopath

If we average worldwide deaths of car accidents for 2017-2019 then divide by 365, corona is twice higher today. It is on the top 10 of world deaths now.
Im already regretting falling for obvious bait

Thank you fren, hope you stay safe.

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1/27 was late Yas Forums was all over this 2nd week of january with cvg already at 40 or so

dying from lung cancer vs dying from corona-chan, which one is more comfy?

Watching people suffocate and die all day isn't and never has been standard human existence. This is a product of the modern world, which has given us nothing but ever worse horror after horror since WW2.

it's live right now on cnn

request it on /wsg/ shit is to big for here

I am talking about what is necessary to actually stop coronachan, the us and canada are absolutely FUCKED in the current path taken.

hey user, is there a discord server for this, and if so, could i join it?

Link to the video? I don't wanna watch it on kiketube

>tfw end of Yas Forumsangelion
>youtu.be/gQaafNForNs?t=85

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She needs some whiskey rations or a better constitution

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Bullet to the head

Plague laws which basically mean anarchy

If you and twenty people went outside rn and started breaking into shit in front of others and saying out loud “RIOT” “GOVERNMENT COLLAPSE ON THE NEWS”
I bet more would follow

>you needed to have an excellent credit score and 20% down and a great job for the bank to even look at you
Yea, that's when I bought and RollerCoaster Tycoon taught me well...never spend what you don't have. But you are right, unlikely to see a significant dip in near future while this shit is still happening.

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Why were the words "Chinese Coronavirus" removed from the OP after this "Argentinean" poster showed up and started thread splitting?

How is this "Argentinean" poster never getting any sleep?
He's been posting and making generals 24/7. This isn't an exaggeration. See for yourself.
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/Corona Virus/country/ar/page/1/

When the current general is at 200 posts, he'll make a new general.
If someone else makes the next general before him, he'll ignore it and start a new general.

Answer: This "Argentinean" poster is a CCP shill. It's a group of CCP shills using Argentinean proxies. Chinks are the only ones who'll get triggered by the name "Chinese Coronavirus".

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OP's webm is from Turkey?

"It's a shame that the only way to cure the coronavirus was to blow up the Earth. It's a lot like the Flood in Halo: Combat Evolved. Now on the Microsoft XBox. In stores everywhere."

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I'm so sad.

>Doesn't stack the last chair
Pathetic

who remembers when Chinese Canadian shills were saying this was a nothing burger and that thread # was higher than total deaths?

Always feels good to see Yas Forums being weeks or months ahead of MSM and normies on nearly everything.

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COVID-19 is currently one of the leading causes of death per day, period, outstripping car accidents.

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I want to impregnate Corona-chan!

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What actual lockdowns?

You need 80 percent of people not to interact with others, to have an effect. I bet 1/2 of everyone in the US is still going about as normal outside of not going to work and school.