/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2906 - WEBM EDITIONS

am i going to die virgin?

>1098434 infected
>59160 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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make this the webm for next thread op

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>CATS CAN INFECT OTHER CATS WITH COVID-19 VIA RESPIRATORY DROPLETS
CATS CAN INFECT OTHER CATS WITH COVID-19 VIA RESPIRATORY DROPLETS
>CATS CAN INFECT OTHER CATS WITH COVID-19 VIA RESPIRATORY DROPLETS

nypost.com/2020/04/03/cats-can-infect-each-other-with-coronavirus-study-says/

where is this from?

Make a video game about killing US armed forces

man bong faggoid is slow

Someone help me, I read that rubbing hand sanitizer and icy hot on my balls would prevent infection. It hurts anons.

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coronachan is going to btfo every other respiratory viral and bacterial and parasitic infection combined

holy fuck

Is this the end? Are we all going to die a horrible death?

not for long hanz, america is number one in everything, you're fucked

We've returned to normal life and resumed our mission for peace and prosperity across the world. No reason to post in nothingburger general.

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LET THE LEFT DIE OF THEIR OPEN BORDERS PLAGUE!

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Kike, you were just saying still in the 30s yesterday

Did you post the wrong picture, Gary?

Garyyy
Start the party bois
youtube.com/watch?v=c639hksrUzU
The ride is far from over

China numbers are real lol keep seething

ESSENTIAL SERVICE

good, people were going there just to fucking hang out or something, I had been seeing the fuckers parking lots PACKED

An user makes them I think

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maybe

no one can predict the future.

I'm 24. Which is not to say I'm not a zoomer but... when does my beard fix itself then?

I know this is kinda unrelated but we are on ock down...

How do I find a reason to go to be in a more normal hour? I've been stuck in a shitty 5-6am limbo since lockdown started

It's like this pandemic turned me back into full turbo NEET mode

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Airports still doing temperature checks when they know it can spread while asymptomatic...feels like it's all for appearances at this point

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Death count was 5,963 for 3 April so it literally doesn't change
I make them myself

>Died: 59,160
omg this is the end

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...

>lurking
alright

Drawfags draw more cure chans. She’s hotter than that other cunt

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Her smug aura mocks me

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Soak your balls in salt water solution and then have a long think about your life.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IS MUTATING

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nope, he is just ignoring the order.

you are lying

It's good to see police walking their dogs

Krispy Kreme is not an essential zoomer

Why is Singapore doing lockdown again?

There's one where the blonde whith the hip swivel comes on. Iwannit.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

So when's the last time any of you heard of patients wearing sneakers in the ICU?

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Guys, I need some help.

Some niggers moved into the apartment downstairs and they had a big party. Lots of loud jungle music and monkey screeching. For hours. It's still going on. I'm sure they're spreading coronaids all over the place down there as I type this.

What is the best way to handle this situation?

>Italy warns cats, ferrets and dogs can get infected
>archive.is/S51YW

I want to share this with my family but can't read oasta and it won't select burger language instead, can someone translate a chunk where it says fogs and cats can die?

I know someone that got it. If you are a trumpfag, please keep going out to dinner and movies. Go.visit a hospital as well. Lick all doorknobs, trump said it was ok.

unironically

if you haven't grown a full and luscious beard by 18 you never will you low T faggot

>Drawfags draw more cure chans
No, she's just been around since 2013

I got nothing here for defense, krauts and brazillions. He’s a mutt burger, have at ‘im

have a rare pepe, you're doing just an awesome job.

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News Article warning me that COVID19 can be transmitted fecally. Guess I have to stop eating the turds out of the sewage pipes and stop drinking from my toilet. Man, this pandemic is so disruptive to my daily life, I hope they resolve this soon so I can go back to my daily ritual of eating shit without having to worry I'll get the Chinese flu from it.

blast NPR

Call the police. For real.

Dude the hospital I work at is doing that still combined with self-reporting, it's a joke but that way the admins can say they're 'doing' something.

So, is the long-term projection looking more exciting now or were they more so 2 months ago?

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world-today-news.com/turkey-blocks-plane-with-fans-bought-by-spain-to-strengthen-its-own-health-system-coronavirus/
Plz just nuke us already we are the fucking clowns of Europe fucking commie government won't do shit fml

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This one?

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F. I know someone with it. You dont want it

I did. No one cares if you're shoes are on when you're fucking dying retard.

Bruh why her dick look like mine?

>CISHSO92-$8$7$5($+$7$$+
>ME IN?
>unknown hangouts link
>unknown youtube link
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, nobody will watch your faggot little stream and google hangouts with your tranny friends

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That's Belmont ED.

Flee to Marseille

mediterranee-infection.com/covid-19/

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You know it means it can spread via farts, right?

>50% alcohol
Not gonna make it, sorry Gary.

call the police and file a noise complaint
this

Call the FBI

not true at all, at 18 I was pretty barefaced, just had to shave my moustache peach fuzz a bit

by 27 I have a full beard, really thick hairs that feel like fucking steel wool and it is physically painful to grow the beard once I am in week 2-3

It means you'll get infected for sure, fart sniffing retard.

Just watched 28 days later and while it was a bit boring in some parts it was pretty good all in all. /cvg/bros, recommend your pandemic movies.

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get your most valuable items and burn the whole complex down or you are fucked

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/cvg/ is the best

brap posters btfo'd

You used to be strong, Spaniard. What the fuck happened?

Stop shilling this memevirus psyop

This hysterical Coronavirus lockdown psyop is the biggest con job in US history since the Russian collusion hoax.

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It's looking like we're going to be stuck inside eating canned corned beef hash for the next couple of years. Anybody too dumb to have stocked up a year or more's worth of food will be forced to riot or something eventually.

based

mr. shekelstein really wants his new boat i guess :/

i'm so fucked

Can I have one of those monitors?

call 911
noise and for social shiz

Pink >artist
Got it "but thankfully has recovered"
What now? What is their secret

>Not just mixing two bottles together
retard

Too many siestas cervezas and fiestas

charcoal filter masks any good? saw some for sale and picked some up, also have the DIY anesthesia mask supplied on the way

Waiter, why is the main course eating the appetizer?

Holy fuck the Chink Insectoids are fucking S E E T H I N G.

money

I quit my job in January. They can't evict you or foreclose on you or take your car. Be smart, dont go in

Can someone explain the Schlop meme to me I never got it?

Watch the Higurashi Outbreak OVA

nyaa.si/view/475934

The Malaysian government has failed to contain the spread of COVID-19. The nationwide lockdown was implimentes far too late. Those who attended the Tablighs had more than enough time to spread the virus far and wide.

Hospitals nationwide face shortages of PPE, causing the Health Ministry to plea to China for supplies which were insufficient. Numerous doctors and nurses ended up infected as a result, having to make do with improvised suits from ponchos and masks from ragged clothes.

The Malaysian government knows it cannot flatten the curve and contain the spread. All that can be done is to pretend that there is a semblance of order, telling people to prepare for the worst. That by preparing they will get through it and contain the virus.

But it will be all for naught. Bodies are piling up in the hospital wards laid side by side with live patients who no longer have adequate space. The homeless, losing all care began to deliberately touch and smear their mucus all over food products.

For those that want the audio...
2ch.pm/b/arch/2020-03-30/src/216616640/15855295225190.webm

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It's not airborne. Sure you can aerosolize it via your ass gas but considering there's a clothing barrier and it's lower to the ground it's far less of a transmission vector than coughing.

Why are you hoarding monitors?

based and cup o' joe pilled

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as long as it's n95. anything is better than nothing

>Be NY
>A forecast for 60k hospitalisations this week is produced
>End of this week only get 13k hospitalisations
JUST

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Contagion is the most relevant to real life. Its about a Chinese originated Coronavirus that spread from bat to human to pig. It also shows health care officials in the WHO and government officials hiding facts to make the disease not seem so bad to the public.

after martial law is instilled there will be bread lines and military rations

you get your weeks worth of bread and spam and you go home

Chinks won WW3 without firing a single shot

They tried to reopen things and like China didn't pan out so waiting it out is best option.

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futafags are cancer

Burn the building down with you in it

>implying that it's going to stay primarily bottled up in blue shitholes without preventative quarantines
Enjoy laughing at them while you can.

Nice.

>3 confirmed cases now in my county
oh fuck we were doing so good. Also not a leaf this is just a VPN

Now just a minute there, my beard has improved quite a lot since I was 18 and it still keeps expanding.

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what are these threads even anymore

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Just came across some valuable information.

On the online game Roblox, there is a user with the handle CHINESE_BIOWEAPON who joined on Jan 27, before anyone had any idea how bad corona really is. A LOT of Asian people play this game.

Is this possibly an example of insider knowledge? Predictive programming?

roblox.com/users/1432479076/profile

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1 million Corona chan where

I WAS TOLD ONLY 2 MONTHS WORTH!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Li Wenliang and 13 others were named martyrs today, and their families will receive financial compensation and preferential treatment for 2 generations.

>Martyr (烈士) is the highest honour awarded by the CCP, roughly equivalent to the US Congressional Medal of Honor.

>China to hold national day of mourning for COVID-19 victims on April 4

Let the sink in: THE FUCKING CCP LEADERS ADMITTED MORE FAULT THAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S

If the good Captain Crozier doesnt get a MoH, America is now officially less humane and democratic than China.

Edward Snowden is a Patriot.
Captain Crozier is a true Hero.
Julian Assange is a resistance fighter.

When CHINA can admit their wrong and rehabilitate a whistleblower to their equivalent of congressional Medal of Honor, why cant the US?

#MoHforSnowden
#justiceforCaptainCrozier
#FreeAssange

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Train to Busan

It's almost 5 am, I'm going to sleep.
Wish me good night, bros. See you tomorrow. Remember to give your energy to Corona-chan.

I know this is a slow moment but here we go
WHEN I SAY 'FUCK' YOU SAY 'CHINKS'

FUCK

>China: ONLY ELDERLY PEOPLE LOL
>91 deaths in people 44 and younger

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fucking dud habbening

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2 months should be enough to make it to military ration phase

Just a month ago she was a nothing Burger now America is the worst and Asia has this under control.

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High BMI niggers & spics BTFO

>shut down entire state to hopefully not hit target numbers
>people STILL bitch at you for lowering the infection rate and hospitalization
literally can not win

CHINKS

Parks are taped over but planes are still in the air. I wish someone could explain this to me.

Yeah, lets trust niggers, now.

Because that's the cycle now. The whole point of a lockdown is to stop the spread of a disease, it doesn't actually solve the pandemic. Once you remove the lockdown if you don't have a vaccine you're just going to resume the spread of the disease unless you vigorously and religiously practice all the social distancing, disinfecting, etc measures

It's two weeks. We're living 2 weeks at a time user, welcome to 2020.

He must be jewish

FUCK

>Be Oklahoma
>A forecast of 1000 hospitalisations is forecast for this week
>End of the week only get 36 hospitalisations
JUST

>Detected: +428
>Died: +19

wtf these are sad numbers
happening over

I don't know man, maybe they're fucking slammed?

China is in full damage control right now. They're on the verge of targeting the entire world's anger on a single country

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Let them infect themselves and their community. Just keep your doors and windows shut. They are doing the world a favor.

It's been in my hometown for about 32 days now, and it spreads incredibly slowly outside of the blue hellhole next door.

it's not N95, neither are. The charcoal one is made from fabric with charcoal filters, which are supposedly used in nuclear and biological labs, and the anesthesia mask creates a seal around the mouth and nose and has a antiviral filter instead of a hose

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>If we kirr ourserves, we win!

>EXPECT HIGH DEATHS REGARDLESS
Why has Sweden not got the deaths despite no lockdown?

Hey militaryfags, are your bases locked down or anything because of the Wuhan flu?

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What’s the admission? They tried as hard as they could to shut them up going as far as killing them.

I get the feeling you’re on my side, posting this to enrage anons against China.

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Whatever doesn't extinct us only makes us stronger.

Then it's good.

He got martin luther kinge'd. silenced by government then called a hero

by Jan 27 the cat was already out of the bag

also fuck off larper

I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Is there seriously no way to sanitize an N95 mask? I find that really hard to believe. Can someone explain the science behind why dowsing it with Lysol and letting it dry wouldn't make it usable again?

Check the word at the top of the page on the right

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yeah it will spread slowly in a compliant community that is also not population dense

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You're joking bad faggots do get poo diseases because they lick assholes

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By the way, those forecasts for NY & Oklahoma were made LAST WEEK. There were other forecasts that were closer. But guess which were put all over the media & no doubt here?

You shouldn't be calling anybody a retard m8

Why are you still buying CHinese masks in such masses?

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just boil the water away

Not a militaryfag but everything seems business as usual from where I live, near airbase

Martin Luther King Hospital in Compton has
((((ZERO))))
Corona virus patients.

Couldn't you use UV light? I heard it worked on disposable surgical masks

Any mammal with ACE2 will be infected by this.

Dont get it in the filter itself. If anything wash around it. Lysol degrades the filter

Is this thing really going to go on until next year? Normies are fucking framed about the July timeframe as it is.

I have never seen these forecasts and I am here all day almost.

Fuck megumin

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You’re right, it’s an immature insult.

>destroying our economy over the sniffelz is BAZED

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>going as far as killing them

Corona killed Dr. Li. The other whistleblowers are still alive and serve on the frontlines today.

Pic related, your Media is literally producing fake news now to smear China, claiming that these heroes are dead or arrested, even when they are actually still giving online lessons and video conferences for medical professionals.

The West has lost all moral legitimacy

#MoHforSnowden
#justiceforCaptainCrozier
#FreeAssange
Corona killed Dr. Li. The other whistleblowers are still alive and serve on the frontlines today.

Pic related, your Media is literally producing fake news now to smear China, claiming that these heroes are dead or arrested, even when they are actually still giving online lessons and video conferences for medical professionals.

The West has lost all moral legitimacy

#MoHforSnowden
#justiceforCaptainCrozier
#FreeAssange

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You forget that outside of sizable cities, Walmart is the only place to actually socialize in public.
>everywhere outside of cites here is absolutely low economic trash of EVERY COLOR
>Grandma would take us to walmart just to talk to her friends for at least an hour, in the middle of the fucking isles
>Massive church groups go together to shop for project supplies and also for shit-tier recreation
>In high school, you take your truck and make a truck-circle around a literal fucking dumster fire, and that was your weekend.
>There was a picture of one of our walmart trash fires in the fucking yearbook
>One of our Chrismas assembly songs we sang to all the parents was about 'GLORIOUS LEADER WALMART' not joking
closing that shit-show down was the least they could do.

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I have been following the Kung Flu with great interest, working the problem to determine it's potential threat. My fellow Yas Forumsacks, this is bioweapon as a means of controlled depopulation. The big question is how does it work.

TL;DR SARS-CoVID-19 is bioweapon that tricks immune cells into thinking cells that have significant toxins, especially heavy metals, are infected cells. Remove any sources and detox NOW!

I'm going to skip the blogpost about how I came across this information and came to these conclusions, just posts relevant facts. The sudden onset organ failures reported in China, as well as the list of comorbidity risk being diabetes, kidney disease, and neurological is the best evidence of this being valid. Heavy metals disrupt cellular metabolism just by being present, by disrupting the electromagnetic environment which is necessary for protein synthesis. In 2017, the FDA removed the most potent chelator: Dimercaptosuccinic acid (DMSA - Succimer); from OTC to prescription only. It is almost impossible to get a prescriptionin the USA from personal experience. With borders being increasingly locked down, I doubt American Anons will be able to get their hands on it.

For now, assisting your body's ability to make it's own glutathione (the most potent antioxidant made by humans, but unstable in the bloodstream) is the best means of daisy-chaining significant toxins out of the system.
Shortlist:
N-AcetylCystine
L-selenomethione - protein synthesis of selenium
L-methionione - protein synthesis of zinc
L-glutamine
Vitamin D - max 50,000 iu a day
Vitamin K - min 200 mcg a day
Calcium
Magnesium
Copper
Choline
Lipoic Acid - IMPORTANT - Glutathione cannot cross the Blood Brain Barrier, as such, if any heavy metals are in the brain, then heavy metals will deposit in the BBB membrane, leading to leaky BBB syndrome, disrupting important CNS communication. If you can, get R-Lipoic acid.

For more information look up Andrew Hall Cutler's work.

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The liquid saturating it can warp the fibers. UV lights and possibly baking it can work, but there's a reason most N95s are rated only for 8 hours total use. Not to mention if you get exposed to a true aerosol/airborne situation, the N95 covers 3 microns, while the airborne virus is much, much less than that. Fortunately it's typically hooked onto droplets or bacteria.

Guys what's going on with international shipping? The way I see it everyone is probably going to have to catch the bug but do we know about any delays on shipping for random shit from the US/Canada to Australia?

I'm not anymore but from people I know it really depends
Office fags some get "semi" laid off and work in rotation so there's one guy at the office
more serious actual fighters are staying 30+ days in base, maybe getting a day here or there at home

In Canada they're all closed.

>lysol degrades filter
proof

Because chinks took all the Western supplies

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Dunno how to make transparent gifs but this would look great with some animated graphs

youtube.com/watch?v=rf0Lv3egcMc

Well I did say "no doubt" inferring I assumed they would be put in here on the doomer thread

gestion.pe/peru/coronavirus-en-peru-numero-de-casos-confirmados-se-incremento-a-1595-estado-de-emergencia-cuarentena-nndc-noticia/
>The President of the Republic, Martín Vizcarra, reported on Thursday that cases of coronavirus (Covid-19) in the country increased from 1,414 to 1,595.

We're going full steam, boys.

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>Retailers have been urging people to go shopping as rarely as possible, in the smallest groups possible and as quickly as possible.

LOL BUT DON'T HORDE THANKS

the hospital ships Mercy and Comfort

However, the ships will not treat coronavirus patients. Instead they will be used to treat other illnesses or injuries, and free up capacity in civilian hospitals that are expected to be overwhelmed with cases of the virus. Also, the fact the Comfort is not expected to deploy for a number of weeks means it will not provide support if the number of cases and deaths spike in the near term, as many experts have predicted.

localnews8.com/news/politics/2020/03/18/esper-confirms-navy-hospital-ships-wont-treat-coronavirus-patients-and-will-take-weeks-to-deploy/

I’m mostly pissed as hell I apologize

>smearing China
All I hear in the news if I even watch it is China good Russia bad.

fuck you chink, ww3 is coming to you soon

How is this compared to the Great Depression?

When is Trump going to apologize to his censored whistleblowers? Hopefully before they die.

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Can someone please cough on Rush Limbaugh so he STFU?

Feeling pretty comfy watching the big, liberal, cities descend into chaos from my flyover state

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Bro where the fuck do you live?

>some boomers die
>a dozen young people die
>people have to stay home
>economy goes down 30%
>it comes back to normal 2 months later

pic related is your happening

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