EARTHQUAKE JUST HIT US RIGHT NOW SOUTHERN CALI SOMEONE TURN ON CNN

Was waiting for this post kek

>obsessed
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>SOUTHERN CALI
And nothing of value was lost

>And nothing of value was lost
except the majority of americas GDP and attractive people
cope harder flyover nigger

Earthquake, dick in hand~
like sex with Earth; auto stroke
The fear fades away

-haiku adaptation-

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No, the coastal commission ordinance is actually to protect views anywhere within 5 miles of the ocean.

Nevermind me, I'm just rolling for aftershocks that will sink all California.