Comet Atlas

> The size of Jupiter

Do you even know how mass works you retard?

If something that big came through our solar system everything in it would be fucked to hell... and it sure as fuck wouldn't be classified as a "comet" you retard.

Last thread said 4/29. Awake Anons don't care because Earth is flat. If anything, this will be the Project Bluebeam FF they've been talking about for decades

who fucking cares what are u gonna do if its real? dosnt matter fucking space warp could come and tear the earth in 2 right now and theres not a thing u could do about it accept the fact that some things are not in your control.

This. It's gonna be streaming a bunch of toxic shit behind it that'll settle in our atmosphere and poison the planet. Literally Wormwood.

It's niribu and not a comet. The Anunnaki are back

4/29 is Asteroid 1998 OR2, this is comet atlas which is 5/23

A Joey could come and fuck the mrs

why do burgers measure things in burger fields?

For me, it's getting hit by a comet the size of Jupiter. The best apocalyptic collision.

Not going to hit the planet. Not going to bring toxins into our atmosphere. Calm down.

is that in american football fields or empirical great british football fields?

>May 23rd
>My birthday

Neat

Bro this comet the size of Jupiter which is the size of 600,000 football fields apparently, is going to hit the earth and blow up, like, most of New York I bet

Yes everything here is measured in football field lengths.

>Why is no one talking about this?
We've been talking nonstop about it. You can only cry wolf so many times before people stop caring.

>wormwood
At least I'll be tripping balls while I die lol sounds fun

Watch how trump will fail to prepare for this like every other disaster during his presidency.

Comet the size of Jupiter? Nigger, are you retarded?

cant wait until it gets close enough to where i can find it with my shitty telescope

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Can't do shit about it. Either nothing happens, the planet and everything on it gets fucked up or we all get wiped within minutes.
Pick one. Won't matter one way or the other.

Because it's bullshit

Space is bullshit.

>the size of jupiter
>600000 football fields
Murrican eduncantion

>comet the size of Jupiter
That would destabilize orbits across the whole fucking solar system, retard.

Kek

You are aware that we've passed through the tail of multiple comets?
Whatever is in the tail is too diffuse to have any impact on Earth or it's various systems and is arguably much less toxic than all the shit we're already pumping into the atmosphere from combustion engines and factories.

>600000 football fields

Yes it's big, prepare user

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If you're not 0.02 football fields tall you are a fucking manlet

These plebes cant even walk across the surface of jupiter in an afternoon

>size of Jupiter
>630 kilometers
>another comet thread
>occult numerals 5 + 23

not sure if troll or illuminati shill

If it was that close and that bit, it would be visible from the naked eye

People love to say I told you so, and there's nothing bigger than predicting apocalyptic events. Eschatologists were the original happening fags.

Thank you.

Fucking paranoid schizos make a mountain of a molehill.

>(that's 636,533 football fields )
could you please convert that to olympic swimming pools? I can't really put my head around it

I mean, Halley's comet DID kill Mark Twain

Its c2019 and it will not hit earth retard

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>flat
Maybe.. Who really knows the Shape, all we can really decipher is that it is much larger than the little ball n every 2nd grade clasroom.

Lol what? a comet the size of Jupiter? That wouldn't be a comet, it would be a rogue planet and an unlikely one. Jupiter sized planets don't typically get ejected because they're too massive. Jupiter sized planets ejects other planets, not the other way around.

we need morgan freeman

Yes, OP. Jupiter is only 636,533 football fields large.

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and hale bopp killed all those people wearing nikes

1,398,198 Olympic sized swimming pools, like I said it's a big comet

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>posting facts

dude go fuck a dog or something

hooooly fuck, we are screwed, or is it just gonna be awesome?

SPACE IS FAKE YOU BRAINLET FAGGOTS

>illuminati shill
Checked.
>May 23rd.
Bob Wilson has that date drilled into my memory.
RIP

What could he possibly do retard?

Suck my dick I don’t care bring on the impact.

>the size of Jupiter
lol, there's no NEO's closing kn on Earth that will cause devastating effects, all there is are piece of shit 100 foot wide rocks
Sorry body, no space happening until 2030 when KW4 comes back

>hooooly fuck, we are screwed, or is it just gonna be awesome?

No it will be awesome, we are all going to ride dirt bikes up a mountain

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because it's really nibiru

man, you don't know. Somewhere in this universe I am sure that there is a comet bigger than Jupiter. Probability man.

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Remember Elenin? Nibiru? Ison?

Nothing happened. It never will.

you calling us out of shape?

Didn't kill Twain. He came in with the comet and predicted his own death/ leaving when it returned 76 years later

shit's fake you fucking retard

Kek. This

Why do Ameritards inevitably end up using muh sportsball fields as units of measure when talking about how big something is?

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That's one of those "joke" predictions though. Absolutely no consequence if he's wrong, he can even joke about it himself.

Only sportsfags are dumb enough to care about space. Also their IQ is low-medium