USA Shutdown Conspiracy Theories

My dad's in his early fifties, and he's spent his quarantine falling down the rabbit hole of QAnon and related conspiracy theories. He told me a month or two ago about something he saw in a "documentary" on how the Nazis were helped by aliens, and he didn't disagree with the statement then, but now he's almost aggressive about his beliefs, which range from Hillary Clinton using adrenochrome to Obama being Muslim. He believes Pizzagate was real, and keeps talking about the Trump Administration "taking our country back" and beginning a "golden age" by trying globalist elites, celebrities, and Democrats for treason and pedophilia, among other things, on the navy hospital ships. Also, he's told me that these trials will end before Easter, and somehow they involve tunnel warfare and us arresting the President of Venezuela. Furthermore, he wants my mom and I to stay inside so Draconian liberals don't use us as human shields. I haven't watched the videos he's sent me in full yet because the sources don't seem credible, and most of what he's told me has just been wacky.

Do you guys believe these things too? I'd like to know others' opinions on this because he's upset that I don't take him seriously.

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>QAnon

I love how the journalists and kikes keep this strawman bullshit alive and start spamming posts about it every time there's information coming out that counters the mainstream narrative.

Israel is the bane of all humanity.

You're a faggot OP, and your dad is right.

Better study up you faggot, you're way behind.

Your dad sounds based as fuck. Send him to 8kun

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OP, does anyone you know have the virus?

8kun is better than cuck chan. DON'T send him there.

Sounds pretty interesting desu

I wish he was my dad. Mine is such a pussy against others. Loves to bend the knee.

No, no one I know has it. Why do you ask?
He's been talking about that guy all the time for the last two weeks, and thinks he might be JFK Jr.
Is there a particular place you'd recommend to start? My dad has told me to watch the movie Above Majestic because it ties into everything, but if you have something better I'd love to hear it. Even if I don't end up believing everything, I do want to at least understand it (which is why I'll watch the videos).

...cant tell if another qanon shill thread or someone with a legitimately retarded dad.

No. Q user is schizo bullshit. Don't listen to a word of it.

OP think. Has Trump: (1) reduced immigration, (2) banned Moslems, (3) reinstated the Glass-Steagle Act (an early campaign promise of his) (4) defended his followers from physical attacks or from being deplatformed? No? Then why would he leap into action now?

he's a schizo reading facebook nonsense

>QAnon

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Learn about it or don’t learn about it.

Don’t call the guy crazy if you didn’t do the research though.

Post links to the videos and we can have a schizo boomer watch party. I'm curious what is so compelling about this shit it's making our old folk lose their minds.

THE COMPANY I WORK FOR STILL DELIVERS TO COMET

Do these videos include constant references to "Aynchunt Alien Theorists" throughout? If so, punch your dad right in the mush for being a faggot.

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Here's everything, save for his TV screen showing Fox News.

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I will publish a good bump in few days, so much analysis and I'm sure you haven't seen this type of sort the puzzle.

@0001000

We did watch Ancient Aliens together when I was around eight or nine years old.

No mention of Antarctica? Sorry bro, your dad's a square.

The nazis part is real. Look up the vril society and then nazis in Argentina and Antarctica. Really fascinating stuff. Also Germany might have been defeated in WW2 but the nazis live on through operation paperclip and their bases down south.

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it's real you dumb monkey
listen to what he has to say and be appreciative you have a family

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Post routing numbers or bills of laden

kike

Antarctica? That’s day one. Hollow moon is where the real truth lies

>he might be JFK Jr.
Q confirmed JFK Jr. is fucking dead and that anything being said about him somehow being alive is literally an MSM invention, retard. Nice shill LARP thread you have going on ITT.

Shit's happening whether it's real or not. You've got 3 million boomers hopped up on babies first conspiracy theory who are convinced that Oprah eats babies and Donald Trump is leading the Christ's Army into revelation. They've been planting seeds for this shit for years.

A plus thread. Thats almost too funny that OP summarised it but doesn't understand it?

>Do you guys believe in these things too?

Knock knock.

hahahaha
the Qtards and MAGAtards are insane.

57 year old rational person here. Your dad is a nut case.

>Qtards get the rope.
hows the 10 days of darkness going?
hows the mass arrests that are always "coming"?
kek

This is what Comey tweeted on March 29th.

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This shit is just rebranded Intergalactic Counsel David Wilcock shit, but instead of Reptilians it's child molesters and instead of Blue Avians it's Donald Trump.

My girl and I listen to a lot of paranormal podcasts because we like ghosts and bigfoot stories. But there's these guys coming on that are always spinning these fantastic tales about super soliders on Mars and wars again Reptilians and shit. All of this fucking Q shit sounds EXACTLY like this, but the characters are just renamed.
>fucking underground warfare
Are you fucking kidding me?

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As always op is a disgusting faggot

AMERICA HAS BEEN RUN BY [SICK] PEOPLE. WAKE UP! YOU’RE STILL SLEEPING

Durham isn't here yet. You dumb bastards either take shill bait too seriously or perpetuate the falsities. Either read Q's posts or fuck off, never listen to people "interpreting" for you. They're mostly shills.

HI JEW

He has taken the MEGA dose of the redpill... embrace it user

Im bot a qtard and i agree. This is real though
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HI JEW

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Based dad

Honestly same with my uncle at this point the troll conspiracies are ruining the real ones, like cia backed cartels now putting the purest shit you’ll find into our country

I'll just leave this here, gotta pee

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To clump all conspiracies together is a Jewish shill tactic.

I know from my own fucking research several of them are true.

Aliens are entertaining to me, but not really much point in going down that path.

Also, comet ping pong was a psyop. A really stupid one. I don't mean nothing happened there, i mean it's fucking small time and far from a real cluster like the cement factory they found dead kids at.

Cass Sunstein paper called “Conspiracy Theories”

People really want to believe in something more
than the morality of a banal bureaucracy as the source to all their suffering.

All people are idioits, molded by the great idiot machine, so all the idiots can keep it moving. And no matter how profound, precise, and apprehenceable your words and actions are. Some fuckin idiot is going to take those words and turn them to fuel for the great idiot machine.

>Boomee encounters even the smallest obstacle in otherwise blessed life
>Immediately loses all faculties and starts believing YouTube tier documentaries and Qtard threads.
Tale as old as time. Conspiracy theories are for coddled cowards.

You need to steer your dad to the X22 report. This guy gives by far the best analysis of the Q shit and breaksdown what's really happening without triggering people thru spouting off on ayys and starseeds and the jq.

Your dad can be based and also able to interact in normal society and so should all the rest of you

It's fine to know whats going on in the spiritual and astral planes and all the weird shit about our cosmology, but it's best to focus on the real stuff first. Then ayys and shit later.

If he likes that introduce him to road to roota.

Retards. Here's a tip. Always put on your socks BEFORE you put on your shoes.

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this
fuck kikes preying on boomers like that

Nigger, Pizzagate is real. We looked through the fucking emails and saw the coded language. It wasn't about the fucking restaurant. It was about Podesta and his email network using coded fucking language in wikileaks to talk to each other about fucking kids.

All you are doing is fucking asking for hand outs because you are one ignorant motherfucker. Your dad may be going through some inaccurate stuff, but trust me when I say he is learning a lot more about how the world is being run by these fucking assholes than you do. You are just a dumb fucking normie and need to get off Yas Forums and go to fucking tumblr or some sjw shithole.

Your dad needs to learn more about the fucking kikes and how they consider you all chattel and are trying to fucking pull psyops on destroying you and your family.

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ok boomer. Go back to sucking bestest ally dick

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There are a lot of people here that have many of those same views.
People talk about literally all of those things here daily.

>all that code talk
holy shit

I'm 55 and i've been watching it all for decades. I learned about the Federal Reserve being a scam in the early 90's before anyone had any clue about that. The Clinton Body count was big in the 90's also.
I don't know what to think about Q. Sure, there is some decent info there, but examining two year old anonymous posts and trying to find today's date in a bunch of numbers is stupid.
Nobody can predict the future, obviously there is a lot going on right now, but it makes less sense than it ever did. Just sit back and enjoy the show.

This. It’s laughable now.

Kys this attempt sucked.