Guys...
Guys
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Please take me, Yellowstone-chan. I'm ready.
The cherry on top of this shit sundae
God damnit user fuck you
Holy H E double hocky sticks
People larp about yellowstone every year
Checked, but I think this is just the first round of desserts this year.
2020 every ten minutes:
I'm praying for tidal waves
What kind of kill radius we talking here?
how does that compare to previous months? 3.1 is practically nothing
Take us Yellowstone-chan!
Because they're idiots. Yellowstone has ALWAYS had this many quakes. 3.1 is the biggest? That wouldn't even wake you up.
Blessed be thy name prophet of KEK
please clap
Well this will be April's quota. Can't wait to see what happens in May!
could you put a atomic bomb underneath Yellowstone and make it explode?
111 ???!!!!
Woopity fuckity it's time for an explosive ravioli.
Last week had two 6.0+ back to back
Not based. Not based at all. :(
food will only be able to grow in equatorial zones, and even that's a stretch.
We're still like 60,000 years away from the next "scheduled" eruption faggot
Didnt even notice that...shit
We already grow food inside.
It's fucking over. Thanks you fuck.
You might survive if you make it out of the solar system
Oh no why... I swear every thread about yellostone happening had 3 to 4 digits checkings in ALL OF THEM STOP IT !!
grim grim grim
this world is full of sin
side by side
in the depths of hell we're in
oh no, not Boomerville, WY
Nice knowin ya boyos
Go back to 2016 you fucking toddler.
I wanna watch the ground give way
If Yellowstone erupts, we will be needing 6,000,000 masks from that my pillow guy
Based schizo post
what is this
last explanation i saw said something about it being a spacecraft passing through a wormhole or a "stargate" of some kind? Are the circles we see planets or what? So confused.
Small earth quake are common around Yellowstone.
I'd be interested to see the last 2 or 3 years. Not just the month of March.
Sink or swim
well thats good for the billionaires and all i suppose
R.I.P in peace
If Yellowstone erupts the resulting tidal wave will fuck my entire country as half of it is already below sea level.
>Mfw it happens
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, you fucks realize that if Yellowstone pops the big one, that's it, it's back to the dark ages for what little of humanity survives?
>It's fucking over.
Checked
Would ventilators be a primary thing for ash zones
This
In the blast radius here. Checked. See you guys in Valhalla
Most likely, Yellowstone is the rapture. Do not fear it anons, sure the pain would be strong but it will end soon and be with Our Lord Jesus rather than staying here and suffer what will come.
Yes. I want to be permanently wrapped in her ashy embrace.
Why don't you divert some lake into it to cool it off or put a giant metal lid on top of it problem solved
volcanoes, hurricanes and corona-chan, oh my!
Where is the shitty OC when you need it the most!
Last year Hawai got some and when the habbenins are at its peak, the bakers are busy with bornhub's free week trial
Is God finally wiping out humanity?
you now realize the entire need for worlds stockpiling masks is to protect against ash and thats why theyve faked this virus
what the fuck did you do
this is truly amazing. 2020 is truly the start of the end times
You may want to brush up on your volcanology a bit friend.
user why
KEK will take us all to the next plane!!
>Digits
Double over
Again with the digits
If Yellowstone explodes on top of Corona-chan's blessings then that means the Mayans were right but 8 years off.
We're fucked.
hopefully they were right
we will get off easy compared to the survivors
>Dubs
user
ROLLING FOR CATASTROPHIC ERUPTION WITHIN THE NEXT MONTH
wow. seems like we going to get it bois
i reject the end, humanity deserves a chance to redeem our selves
rollin for aliens in may
111 Earthquakes fucking CHECKED
When I was a kid this was the fucking animal that made my dad say people must be fucking apes
rollin for whore rape cannibal fest
Rolling for the big one.
They're blowing up old missile silos. It wasn't announced until people started freaking out about in the the surround areas. If they knew yellowstone was due to erupt every fucking elite and their mom would be inside their New Zealand bunkers as we speak.
faggot thinks he can fight the tide
Match Annnnnnnnnd game.
This IS the redemption we are going somewhere much better bros I can feel it.
probably never a good idea to bring up what we deserve, we've been fucking up for a long time
No, listen. You can just pump loads of water on it and make it chill or you can just slide a lid on top of it and let it boom underneath or you can maybe try the old timey way and sacrifice people to it so it is pleased for another 1000 years there is always an option
damn rollin for 2/3 humans wiped out
reroll
My replicating integers cancel this
>masks from that my pillow guy
I'm so ready.
i do feel something big is going to happen
I say we sacrifice all the jews bugs poos niggers and beaners to it. We have to try it.