/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2905 - WEBM EDITIONS

THIS HAPPENING FUCKING SUCKS I WANT IT TO END AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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any turks here? I want to spit on you motherfuckers

LOOK AT THIS FOLKS! THE US OF A JUST KEEPS ON WINNING. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY CAN JUST KEEP WINNING. THAT'S ALL THEY KNOW. WIN! WIN! WIN!
I BET ALL OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS ARE SEETHING RIGHT NOW AT THE SUPERIORITY OF THE USA. YOU WILL TRY TO TWIST THE NARRATIVE IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE JUST TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK THE US IS NOT UNDER CONTROL BUT YOU ARE WRONG!
THE US IS IN CONTROL. THEY WERE ALWAYS IN FULL CONTROL OF THE PANDEMIC ON THEIR OWN SOIL. THEY ARE JUST DISPLAYING THEIR TRUE POWER TO YOU. THEY ARE SHOWING THAT AMERICA IS NUMBER ONE!
YOUR FUCKING SUBHUMAN BRAINS ARE TOO SMALL TO COMPREHEND THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS THEY ARE DOING.
THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA! AND THEY ARE NUMBER ONE AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!
NEVER FORGET IT!!!

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Ivermectin kills COVID-19. Happening cancelled.

Reminder that despite the CCP lies, Wuhan is still dead tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic/ and Beijing has oddly reduced traffic patterns, and dead on the weekends.

What the Smoke Elemental is looking up?

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Botched tranny surgeries are more dangerous than this overhyped flu

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NOT SO FAST AMERIFAT

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I don't know shit about biology but this sounds like a perfectly designed weapon

nytimes.com/interactive/2020/04/03/science/coronavirus-genome-bad-news-wrapped-in-protein.html

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>US buys PPE meant for other countries causing strain on their healthcare services
>"Human right" organization completely silent
I was cynical about them already but looks like they can go even lower.

ALL HAIL CORONA-CHAN

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based, coronabeard is the way to go

Bend over and take it like a man, you sissy. I never want the happening to end.

leafbro I need to see you version of .webm related since this one freezes at the last frame

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>beard
you gotta shave to use chad p100 masks i believe, at least to get a perfect seal
i ain't cuting my hair tho

I wonder when they're going to start doing mandatory disinfection of stores and shipping warehouses. It fucking shocks me that we have confirmed, the virus can be spread from breathing, talking, touching, coughing - etc, and can survive for weeks on surfaces ... yet there are no mandatory disinfection. This is just spreading the virus to every point in the country.

I was here since the early days, but then I became of a "nothing will happen so Im out" kind of guy

No front license plates in Florida, looks like arizona plates dumbass

Digits so it must be true

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Maybe the real happening was the bakes me made along the way?

pretty sure this is fake (and gay)

So the chinks targeted the US with a bioweapon as they analyzed the US healthcare as its weakest link right?

I mean they probably already have vaccinations done along with a cure. They just let it go in Wuhan for a bit for plausible deniability of having let it loose on purpose.

Predictions for May 1st?

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I wagecuck at target. We're already washing down the store. been doing it for a month

At least post the link
news-press.com/story/news/local/2020/04/03/fire-burns-near-southwest-florida-international-airport/2945182001/

no

Two million and a half infected

I thought it was just "explosions were heard", but no confirmation of it being a deliberate act of terrorism?

He made it last thread.

i.4cdn.org/pol/1585963653607.webm

I also just noticed the writing on the coffins.

Kino image

Do not trust capitalist American report anymore. American die of Common Cold and will call Common Cold a Chinese Virus! Sloopy job America.

S L O O P Y J O B
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Nope, wagies will be back to work in a few weeks, maybe there'll be rolling lockdowns if there has to be.

Things will slowly start going back to normal soon, you'll see.

When we've sent disinfectant vehicles in Italy, some journo faggots claimed it 'useless' lol.

TWO BUNS

NO BURGER

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 277,161 (7,392) Italy 119,827 (14,681) Spain 119,199 (11,198) Germany 91,159 (1,275) China 81,620 (3,322) France 64,338 (6,507) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 38,168 (3,605) Turkey 20,921 (425) Switzerland 19,606 (591) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Canada 12,375 (208) Austria 11,524 (168) South Korea 10,062 (174) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 9,194 (363) Israel 7,428 (40) Sweden 6,131 (358) Australia 5,454 (28) Norway 5,370 (59) Ireland 4,273 (120) Czech Republic 4,190 (53) Russia 4,149 (34) Denmark 3,757 (139) Chile 3,737 (22) Poland 3,383 (71) Ecuador 3,368 (145) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Romania 3,183 (133) Philippines 3,018 (136) Pakistan 2,686 (40) Japan 2,617 (63) Luxembourg 2,612 (31) India 2,567 (72) Saudi Arabia 2,039 (25) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Panama 1,673 (41) Finland 1,615 (20) Greece 1,613 (63) Peru 1,595 (61) Mexico 1,510 (50) South Africa 1,505 (9) Dominican Republic 1,488 (68)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +32,284 (+1,321) Italy +4,585 (+766) Spain +7,134 (+850) Germany +6,365 (+168) China +31 (+4) France +5,233 (+1,120) Iran +2,715 (+134) United Kingdom +4,450 (+684) Turkey +2,786 (+69) Switzerland +779 (+55) Belgium +1,422 (+132) Netherlands +1,026 (+148) Canada +1,092 (+35) Austria +395 (+10) South Korea +86 (+5) Portugal +852 (+37) Brazil +1,150 (+39) Israel +571 (+4) Sweden +563 (+50) Australia +140 (+3) Norway +223 (+9) Ireland +424 (+22) Czech Republic +332 (+9) Russia +601 (+4) Denmark +371 (+16) Chile +333 (+4) Poland +437 (+14) Ecuador +205 (+25) Malaysia +217 (+3) Romania +445 (+18) Philippines +385 (+29) Pakistan +265 (+6) Luxembourg +125 (+1) Saudi Arabia +154 (+4) Indonesia +196 (+11) Thailand +103 (+4) Panama +198 (+4) Finland +97 (+1) Greece +69 (+10) Peru +181 (+6) Mexico +132 (+13) South Africa +43 (+4) Dominican Republic +108 (+8) Serbia +305 (+8) Argentina +88 (+6)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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no shaving
no cutting
until the lockdown is over

600k deaths

I can't wait until we're all in the FEMA camps together bros
It'll be so cozy

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I have a wispy beard and p100 but i don't want to shave it. Still filters a lot tho

Ah, ripped straight from Osmosis Jones.

Swede cucks and MUH GUBBERMINT MEDICINE.
BTFO

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Correct, clean shave seal lasts for a few hours when it comes to toxic fumes. Not entirely sure yuu are going to want to gamle with a virus if you are already paranoid enough to wear a mask in the first place

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Source to at least somewhat validate claim.
news-press.com/story/news/local/2020/04/03/fire-burns-near-southwest-florida-international-airport/2945182001/

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>no shaving
nice try kike

>GUAC
shit, it was ¡Yeb! all along

that's the best part

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the numbers are FAKE

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>meme flag
>no sauce

sage yourself.

When they say a significant portion of people who have the virus are asymptomatic, do they mean that they're shedding without and symptoms and will not have any symptoms, or are they saying they're shedding and will eventually have symptoms?

npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/04/03/827025344/walmart-to-limit-number-of-people-shopping-at-one-time-because-of-coronavirus
NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
MY BEAUTIFUL MART OF SHART

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Blacks have a higher kills per day-ratio than Covid-19
Why aren't we doing anything about that?

What I don’t understand is why aren’t more people asking whether this is a bio weapon or not? It’s pretty clear that this is an engineered virus. Why is everyone in the scientific community calling it a conspiracy theory? If China bombed NY, accidentally or intentionally people would be allowed to point fucking fingers at them. How is this different?

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Remeber, anons: in a couple of months or maybe even sooner your mind will accustom itself to a new reality and you will think that the life was always this way.
The older memories will be felt like a strange dream.

This is so boring now. Even if this was a happening (It's not), it's so slow and boring

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>RENTAL CAR LOT BOMBED

Jewish lightning. Business is probably going to fold? Better collect that insurance.

w-what do u mean

TWO BUNS

THICC BURGER

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Is there anything that can be done at this point to prevent an economic major depression (not that I'd want to)?

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Amy Lee of Evanescence played some music for #togetherathome. 13:30 is Amy on a ukelele singing Stand By Me. I enjoyed it.
youtu.be/PJ9lPAYcU2U?t=810

5mil infected, 400k dead.

Finally he got sick from corona

That unironically sounds low at this point, 2.5 infected could happen before month half over
I'm expecting we will reach a point where reporting stops happening

Anyone that doesn't realize this is a Chinese bioweapon by now is either a brainlet or a chicom noodle nigger.

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My life is already this, even b4 corona

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-60%) Tokyo (-63%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-100%) Milan (-85%) Berlin (-100%) Munich (-100%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-88%) London (-100%) Johannesburg (+50%) Sao Paulo (-81%) Buenos Aires (-81%) New York (-90%) Washington (-80%) Miami (-66%) Toronto (-72%) Chicago (-80%) Houston (-65%) Mexico City (-73%) Los Angeles (-79%) Seattle (-75%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>major depression

It's going to collapse.

pls make webm of the cultists and her making a heart shape after, I'll repay with rare corona-chans

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>he said this from the future

what in fuck

Obvious chinkpost

WHAT ARE THEY SPRAYING WITH

IS IT PG

This, the end won’t be televised. Cringe but true.

Good fucking haul today boys, USA #1

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It's the 4th in Europe

I'm in CA and they are massively underreporting, only testing people with severe symptoms. We're fucked

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The bear has left his cave forever.

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BURGER!!!

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right, at the same time governments are starting to say quarantines might need to be extended until june or july.

As if. If I get made redundant from my white collar wagie job and have to do some shelf stacking bullshit with Tyrone to survive I'll be pissed as hell until the day I die.

Ok Winnie The Poop.

Shit was fucked sideways since I was a kid well before 911. My only regret is I won't be able to move to Kenya and open a hotdog stand like I always wanted now.

but mill bitchell is from ameriga

bretty gud senpai

Oishii!...hm?... baaka

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No refunds.

How do you guys deal with the nothingfag schizos at this point? It's getting a little maddening.

That’s how you know it has staying power. This is the literal Chinese water torture of happenings.

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w-what's that look afterwards?

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>32k new cases

fucking hell

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USA USA USA
all we have left to go is beating our own record every day
USA USA USA
FUCK PPE, I'm American! We landed on the moon! We can beat anything!
USA USA USA

C'mon, your brain allmost got it man!

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So when are the death cults rising up?

Ignore them. They just want (YOU)s.

oh my god, fuckin saved

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thats some good borgar right there

Anyone else notice that there might be a connection to Neanderthal DNA?

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Im high balling, one mil dead in urban centers, and people fleeing will spread it more.

Nah. Buzzed my head but letting the beard go out of control

Don't forget the massive backlog.

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mask gonna work real well with that beard.....oh wait carry on.

You're in one right now

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Who's got the race breakdown stats?

What happens if Corona-chan and Ebola-chan team up in Africa?

Surprisingly long webm. Also, what % of the deaths must be Demonrats?

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>Italy warns cats, dogs and ferrets can be infected
What the fuck?
I saw animalists claiming the exact opposite 2 weeks ago.
This is huge. Dogocaust incoming