PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THIS BUT UNIRONICALLY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Paycheck Protection Program 4/3/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/3/20
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youtu.be/2BtuIfEAJ5s
>Pres Trump meets w/Energy Sector CEOs 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470967-1/
youtu.be/DgEnh2F0mx8
>Team Trump ONLINE! 4/3/20
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>2ndLady Karen on Suicide Prevention 4/3/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on Dobbs 4/3/20
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>LabSec Scalia on FBN 4/3/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6146955167001/
>LabSec Scalia on Bloomberg 4/3/20
youtu.be/pyov2NO7NTU
>LabSec Scalia on FoxNews 4/3/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146930490001
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/3/20
youtu.be/9lJVUxCzTU0
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 4/3/20
youtu.be/wXN5ec61yUM
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 4/3/20
youtu.be/0L_HwBaVj9U
>NIAIDDir Fauci on F&F 4/3/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146838481001
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on FoxNews 4/3/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146988219001
>JCSChair ArmyGen Milley on FoxNews 4/3/20
youtu.be/GrqnCxuiQUY
>ActNavySec Modly on HughHewittShow 4/3/20
youtu.be/i0mDEPWuWcE
>AFSec Barrett on mission readiness during Corona-chan 4/3/20
dvidshub.net/video/745636/
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on TODAY 4/3/20
youtu.be/4WW0yoJjSdw

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MAGA

first to AWOO!

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IT'S HAPPENING

ALL ANIME RELEASES INDEFINITELY DELAYED UNTIL THE PANDEMIC IS OVER

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MAGA
NUKE CHINKS NOW

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REAL TALK:
Do you think there's any way we will know the REAL toll in china?
I mean its pretty fucking obvious that its in the millions of infected but im tired of normie idiots believing china's bullshit

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MAGA

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Ayywoo~

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What's your favorite dinosaur (safely behind a big beautiful wall) /ptg/?

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>lowest point in my life
>figure no one will miss me if im gone
>get a letter from my little sister saying how much she appreciates me always being there for her

based
animeonlys need to hang

>ITS TIME
to go to bed, zoomie scum

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twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1246240007523885056

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AWOO

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>Super Tuesday was 1 entire month ago

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>go to Dollar General for some Tylenol and snacks earlier
>audibly congested and sniffling Jewish looking guy with no merchandise in his hands is hanging around the registers the entire time I'm in the store
>keeps going up to people and talking to them
>leans in as he does so

G-Guys, I don't w-want the COOF...

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fake

>inb4 anons ruin this by asking for pics of your sister's feet

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>how central voter suppression is to their strategy
>checkmark
>jew
in other words, voter fraud is central to THEIR strategy

at this rate, can we use this as our own Holocaust and get the world to kiss our asses for the next few decades?

Poor niggers in NYC.

>letter
fuck off with your pity LARP faggot zoomers don't know what physical paper letters are they only know Snapchat and WhatsApp.

I frankly like the new one they found called 'The Reaper of Death'.

>Democrats have done their coup
>Trump about to declare war
>Russia on a verge of a civil war as well

The battle is going on again

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>Hospital bills is the number 1 cause of personal bankruptcy in this country, this happens no where else.

>We're still funding fake wars and giving bailouts and paying up $20,000 a pill.

>This country is so fucking stupid, I actually look forward to seeing global warming destroy it.

>reeeee
>just let us cheat

it seems like longer, being jobless really stretches the time
>not blowing your Hitler Youth whistle to alert the SS

United Russia & Putler being shit doesn't make communists or the Soviet Union less shit

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God damn that is a good headline. Not even The Onion or Babylon Bee.

America First!

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I just started reading this
gutenberg.org/ebooks/6467

I'm thinking I'll do the same thing with my kids when they're old enough. Have to have some sort of method of "home delivery" but they'll enjoy the magical aspect of that too. "Oh wow another letter today!"

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Friendly Reminder:

100% of people who prefer (((Hannity))) to Tucker know first-hand what semen tastes like.

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What's going on in Russia, besides Covid?

>>Russia on a verge of a civil war as well
quick rundown on russia?
What the hell is even going on there? Why are there literally zero news about it
are they bullshitting their numbers?

>Hurr Putin is based!

>reaping the Reaper
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They're already setting up impeachment 2.0 with their committee investigating virus fund distribution. Trump brought it up today, he's very aware of what they're doing.

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I like them both equally

Putin has extended his terms to 10 years now.
Total Russian Empire, 60% or more want the USSR back now.
They might be canceling the Victory Parade as well.

No one believes China’s shit.

It’s that it doesn’t fucking matter. It’s like a dick measuring contest. And currently USA has the biggest dick, and it’s infected with Covid

I think I have Corona

(I'm in NY)

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Unless Pokémon is specifically delayed, I don't care.

>I like them both equally

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Masks are cool and cutepilled and MAGA

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>Unironically believing China's fake numbers.

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Deinonychus
>What the JP raptors were actually based on, not some chink chicken
>Has super wicked standalone gutting claw on each foot, appreciates the right to bear arms
>Roamed primordial Montana, a true AMERICAN dino

That's fine, you test negative for the gay.

I unironically want a Trump/Greta meeting at the White House. He could make her the mascot for the environmental angle of the impending "FUCK CHINA" campaign.

That hair is a fucking trainwreck.

>1 entire month
The way the media kikery ramped up March was an entire decade

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Who said that?

That's a relief

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>Tucker is dictating immigration, foreign, and business policy from TV
>not even president yet
based

Do Fauci's contradictory statements indicate an intention to ensure a shit show?

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I wonder if his sister posted pic of her feet on instagram

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If dinos can be kept safely behind a palisade & yet spics can still get over the border in some occasions, should Mexico be filled with dinos?

Hannity is tiresome to watch because he’s constantly feigning outrage and surprise at the lies of the MSM. It gets old after he does it every night for years

Honestly I consider it shameful how much Fox airs clips from CNN on their airtime, it’s just giving them more attention. Let them fade into the ether already

Stop posting this disgusting subhuman ape with panoramic vision.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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This.

Q: WHY DID THE ABC POLL SHOW TRUMP'S APPROVAL FALLING?
A: WORKING BACKWARDS ON THE NUMBERS, WE FIND THAT THE POLL IS 50% DEMOCRATIC, 10% INDEPENDENT AND 40% REPUBLICAN IN TERMS OF SAMPLE

Trump never gets a bump because pollsters are always lying and giving Dems a massive oversample.

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>I like them both equally
I like Tucker a little more Hannity has people on and doesn't let them talk says thanks and keeps yakking

If you can't make it to the polls, then you don't deserve to vote honestly. I'm not a feudalist but there's a reason why voting was limited to whote landowners. Going door to door collecting votes, bussing, mail-in, that's not democracy, it breeds a nation of lazy and indolent losers.

damn, ol nanc has some big ol titties

thirded

>Jacob Glanville, who runs the biotech company Distributed Bio, tweeted that the new antibody therapy, which works by “blocking the novel coronavirus from infecting human cells,” is a “candidate cure” for the deadly bug that has swept 180 countries and territories which will now be tested by the US military.
>I’m happy to report that my team has successfully taken five antibodies that back in 2002 were determined to bind and neutralize, block and stop the SARS virus
>We’ve evolved them in our laboratory, so now they very vigorously block and stop the SARS-CoV-2 [COVID-19] virus as well.
Tomorrow will be a good day.
Reminder, if the media denies Dr. Jacob the Nobel prize, they are anti-Semitic!

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MAGA & stay cryptic!
So many glowies have passed through here, it is time we become our own 3 letter agency:
KEK Kryptic Esoteric Komments

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fug, in the city?

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right-wing media is just endless commentary on left-wing media
they can't actually say anything right-wing or they'd lose all their advertising

Also if you need articles and videos of Russia rigging their own elections, hmu.

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Get yourself a MAGA BBW after the quarantine ends! Make white children and remember that contraception is treason!

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No, he’s just a bluepilled doctor being given too much authority. He should not be on camera so much.

He needs to just order the military to storm their houses. The Trumpboi millennials and zoomers would do it, purge the boomerocracy that thinks they have a right to steal our future and hand it over to the Chinese. This shit where people who can't find (90yo jewish billionaires) somehow rule us completely because no one throws them in an old folk's prison is fucking retarded.

Go cough on some Jews

Starting to favor Dips more.

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>But left-wing media isn't just endless whining about the right.

>Hannity is tiresome to watch because he’s constantly feigning outrage and surprise at the lies of the MSM
Tucker does the exact same thing though.

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>panoramic vision
Built for VR

>Complains about MAGA girls being posted
>Doesn't complain about trannies
You guys are just fags

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>suspending an increase
End all of it.

God i cant wait till coronachan fucks off so i can go to japan and bury my face in some jp qt's tiddies

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what if bugs can spread the virus?
are there lots of bugs in new york city?

Where to watch boomtime? ustv247 is down.

Fox News always does this too. I remeber their impeachment poll was like 48% Dem and they everybody acted shocked when it showed a majority wanted Trump impeached. Every Fox News poll I've seen has been poorly sampled.

>Komments
>not Kommand
one job bro

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have sex zoomie incel

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oh and btw how was the sample distribution on the previous poll ABC did?

Growth is still falling off, unlikely to exceed much more than 25k by this time next week. Even 100k deaths seems overly negative.

left-wing media actually pushes their ideology
right-wing media pretends we don't HAVE an ideology
they will racebait as much as they can but they never talk about the white man in terms of someone who has a culture
these people act as if America was born with Reagan and buy into the left's idea that nothing happened before WW2
it's all just controlled opposition

If Tucker stopped sucking off Saracens and alt-leftish types he'd be vastly superior.

Na, Russia will attack enemy China first and we will save our economy with Trump's brand new program called Lend- Lease.

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isn't Fox letting everyone watch for free on their website?

Since when can feds tell states how they can accept votes?

me in the back and to the right

tranny or e-thot, it doesn’t matter; attention whore elsewhere pls

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>.png
>horrific .jpg compression visible
Why do people do this?

unlikely she doesn't use social media
married with kids though so look elsewhere
shes always appreciated the classical way of doing things
interesting. ill check it out

Tucker doesn’t constantly talk about the media and the dems though. He consistently has legitimate news segments for unreported topics that others don’t report, or presents different viewpoints to encourage people to look at the whole picture. ie actual journalism

I wouldn't object to packs of velociraptor border guards.

IRISH MILKERS

>Russia goes RSFSR
>Annexes China and Mongolia

if so, based.
>*checks*

Yes

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this
ecelebs are cancer, and thots are the worst variant

Since they decided they want a national law forcing mail in votes and ballot harvesting everywhere

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livenewsnow.com/american/fox-news-channel.html
I use this when ustv247 is fucking up

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Have sex with her.

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That's true. I liked the series he did a month or so ago about the absolute state of San Fran.

>what if bugs can spread the virus?
The government has been working on that for years.What is lyme disease?

They don't actually give the samples, but you can work back from their numbers

In the previous approval poll they had him at 48%~ approval.

In the previous poll on his approval rating he had 17% approval from Democrats, 49% from indies and 86% from Republicans. If Dems are 50% then 17% of Dems is 8.5%, 86% of Reps is 34.4% if they're 40% and 49% of Indies is 4.9% which comes out to 47.8% which is rounded to 48%.

Dyros are MAGA.

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MAGA

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>WASHINGTON — Social Security beneficiaries will now automatically receive their coronavirus stimulus checks after a change made by the Trump administration late Wednesday night.

>Lawmakers on Wednesday decried a policy enacted by the Internal Revenue Service earlier this week that would have required Social Security beneficiaries to file a simple tax return to receive the benefit although many of the beneficiaries — mostly seniors and the disabled — are not normally required to pay taxes.

>Now, these Social Security recipients will receive their payments as a direct deposit or by paper check, just as they would normally receive their benefits.

gas the boomers
gas them all

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kek

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>They want us, they need us
>They might just try to eat us
>They'll greet us, deceive us
>Say, "Take us to your leader"
>They're hiding amongst us everywhere (They don't belong here) >They're silent, they may be violent, I don't care (I don't belong here) >How long, how long, have they been living in my head How long, >how long, we bite our tongues and play pretend
from "scary little green men"
what did ozzy mean by this

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Lieutenant General Awoo [salutes]
We are ready to launch the AWOO Virus

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>can't annex the willing
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Record number of niggers in 24 hours!

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Hannity's favorite meal is Bibi's penis.

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If you're already getting welfare or SS why do you need a bailout?

demcucks are the one who will support duterte now

Based
Tucker needs to keep pressure on Trump of Jared is gonna run the administration.

ah yes Thanatotheristes

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I'm a sucker for the big theropods. You already posted T-Rex so here's Allosaurus.

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Anybody need their temp taken? 3m bend the knee yet?

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If we include non-dinosaur Mesozoic reptiles, Pteranodon is another favorite.

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I like the heterosexual ones without feathers

>ugly shitskin e-thots are MAGA

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Doesn’t seem like there’s many shills on so maybe it’s a good time to ask, does anyone know of anything that corroborates the idea that Trump and JFK Jr. were best friends? I know this theory is retarded but it’s absolutely fascinating.

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Trump basically said "go ahead, call the cops, they can't undo an export ban under the DPA."

>voter fraud is central to (((THEIR))) strategy
No democrat has ever won an election without it.

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Why is China's claims unbelievable?
They don't give a fuck about human rights, so they are free to do whatever they can to stop the spread.
They created and released the virus, so they probably knew how to stop it beforehand.

It's too late. It's over. This based MAGA Trump Jew just cured the virus and he's getting a Nobel prize! Anti-Semitic leftists BTFO

no the Democrats and some others just complained about the lack of gibs
already if you are a low level wagie and are "essential", you are worse off than the people that just got fired because you're not getting a fat $600/week unemployment check from the federal government on top of your state UE

Have you read any George back-issues?