/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2904 - WEBM EDITIONS

Requesting the Freckly Corona-Chan with the huge bush

Can't wait to see daily new cases reach 100k...
Corona-chan will be infecting a million almost weekly if she keeps her pace going even with insufficient testing or none!
France pumping the deaths at least.

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Even if this faggot little virus kills 1 million Americans(hint: it won't), that's still only, what, .3% of the population? This is also taking into account the people who are already on their death beds which make up 90% of the deaths. The world has gone insane, stop shilling this
mild flu.

So cool to have a choice between two old men with dementia, I'm envy to Murican democracy.

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Coronavirus Cases:
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Economicaly, I can undersntand.
Humanely, I can't.

paper MTG is dead.
RIP

the 3M shit he's angry is about them delivering the already sold PPE to Latin America and Canada

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>bit of shortness of breath
>hurts lungs a bit to laugh
>no coof or diarrea yet
>maybe I have fever?
I don't have a temperature gauge and I'm not going outside to get one, how do I know I have fever? Can't remember the last time I got one

CHINA LIED!

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Went to shartmart today. Everyone was wearing masks, front entrance was militarized.

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Give me three reasons why you LARPers support Trump. (usa flags only, if you cant vote, your opinion is invalid)

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we should sue you and the sellers for billions

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The guy who made Ivanka convert to Judaism is now in charge of the national coronavirus team. Why are we being punished like this?

rip ontario

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>1097932 infected
>59141 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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same thing is happening to us with surgical masks made by 3M

How do I eat oats? I put some cinnamon and raisins in a half cup of oats, microwaved them for 3 minutes as per bag instructions, and it tastes like mush.

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Idk what I'm gonna do with my life when all this is over

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Consider this:
1. Permanent lung and benis damage.
2. Possible reinfections, no long-term immunity.

PEOPLE DIED.

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checked and that's one spicy nothingburger

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the countries being fucked over will probably start stopping exported supplies to the US
Trump is legit buying out the world off PPE cause his ass was too retarded to stock up a month back
Canada is threatening to stop nurses that work in the US from getting through the border if he goes through with the 3M shit

why

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Almost there, it will be at 1.2 million comfy by sunday!

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Bros I can't remember the days before this shit started

Source on permanent penile damage?

This is Corona Chan, she's making the world nationalist again. Say something nice about her.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 276,965 (7,391) Italy 119,827 (14,681) Spain 119,199 (11,198) Germany 91,159 (1,275) China 81,620 (3,322) France 64,338 (6,507) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 38,168 (3,605) Turkey 20,921 (425) Switzerland 19,606 (591) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Canada 12,375 (208) Austria 11,524 (168) South Korea 10,062 (174) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 9,194 (363) Israel 7,428 (40) Sweden 6,131 (358) Australia 5,454 (28) Norway 5,370 (59) Ireland 4,273 (120) Czech Republic 4,190 (53) Russia 4,149 (34) Denmark 3,757 (139) Chile 3,737 (22) Poland 3,383 (71) Ecuador 3,368 (145) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Romania 3,183 (133) Philippines 3,018 (136) Pakistan 2,686 (40) Japan 2,617 (63) Luxembourg 2,612 (31) India 2,567 (72) Saudi Arabia 2,039 (25) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Panama 1,673 (41) Finland 1,615 (20) Greece 1,613 (63) Peru 1,595 (61) Mexico 1,510 (50) South Africa 1,505 (9) Dominican Republic 1,488 (68)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +32,088 (+1,320) Italy +4,585 (+766) Spain +7,134 (+850) Germany +6,365 (+168) China +31 (+4) France +5,233 (+1,120) Iran +2,715 (+134) United Kingdom +4,450 (+684) Turkey +2,786 (+69) Switzerland +779 (+55) Belgium +1,422 (+132) Netherlands +1,026 (+148) Canada +1,092 (+35) Austria +395 (+10) South Korea +86 (+5) Portugal +852 (+37) Brazil +1,150 (+39) Israel +571 (+4) Sweden +563 (+50) Australia +140 (+3) Norway +223 (+9) Ireland +424 (+22) Czech Republic +332 (+9) Russia +601 (+4) Denmark +371 (+16) Chile +333 (+4) Poland +437 (+14) Ecuador +205 (+25) Malaysia +217 (+3) Romania +445 (+18) Philippines +385 (+29) Pakistan +265 (+6) Luxembourg +125 (+1) Saudi Arabia +154 (+4) Indonesia +196 (+11) Thailand +103 (+4) Panama +198 (+4) Finland +97 (+1) Greece +69 (+10) Peru +181 (+6) Mexico +132 (+13) South Africa +43 (+4) Dominican Republic +108 (+8) Serbia +305 (+8) Argentina +88 (+6)…

>FULL LISTS
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America, you're embarrassing
You deserve everything for ignoring the cries of the autist and chose muh economy for months
Burn fast and pray you don't infect people you claim to love

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NEW RECORD
>NEW RECORD

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This will end with america completely ostracized, not a position you want to be in now that the second (third?) cold war has started against china.

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

Thank you Ukraine friend

hehe good luck huebro, sry about the steal but better luck next time

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She was made by the CCP.

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Fuck

>Asked whether face masks were effective, England's deputy chief medical officer Prof Jonathan Van-Tam said "there is no evidence that general wearing of face masks by the public who are well affects the spread of the disease in our society"

Why are they lying

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how was 1m not growing a penis clit?

It's Jews that spread the coronavirus holocaust.

Never forget.

twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1246205822188879873

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without a FUCKING MASK? Are you kidding me? What hospital is this?

I CRIED

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Are you fucking 12 years old?

you burguers won't be able to buy your way out of this
what Trump is doing is retardment, he can't pick a fight with the whole world when the US is a week from becoming worse than Italy

I remember the days before New Years vividly and all the plans I made
Seems like it was years ago

The EU will suck China's dick once this is over, don't kid yourself. I don't have any kind of trust in this shitty union.

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But she did grow a penis, see previous threads

Thanks for keeping me very current with this lads. I would've never bought a p100 without y'all. Great research

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We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Those are rookie numbers

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You are right, I should do a diarrhea test.

On the 18th of March, Guardian reported
> Australia faces “extreme pressure” supplying enough testing kits as the rate of infection continues to skyrocket, warning last week that the number of pathology testing kits, reagents and swabs was “deteriorating rapidly” with some regions now completely out of supplies.

and

>The government has so far refused to say how many testing kits remain in the country

I haven't seen any updates to this situation. How many tests do we have left? Is there still this major supply issue? This would really skew our test results and our case numbers

theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/18/new-rapid-covid-19-testing-kit-can-return-results-in-15-minutes-but-not-yet-available-in-australia

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You need full hazmat level standards to stop Corona Chan spreading. Regular masks will help slow spread a bit, that's all.

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uk people suck 3 million dicks a year

The russians fucking scared the entire world currently studying the corona strains.

scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy/article/3078370/russian-scientists-retract-coronavirus-genome-sequence-set

tldr coronavirus has been steadily mutating but not out of control and remains targetable by vaccines.

Then a russian lab fucked up their genome sequencing and accidentally sent fucked data showing 200+ mutations in a single strain instead of 1 or 2

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LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

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Pretty sure /cvg/ isn't a trumpcuck haven, fren.

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>Tfw had what I believed was a precognitive dream of Corona-Chan but it sounds too schizo to share

IS IT OVER?

WHEN WILL IT BE OVER?

HOW LONG UNTIL IT'S OVER?

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>another diamond dozen thread about this shit

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I got a theory on the people who die from this. My uncle whose a doc got something nasty recently and his wife did too. Extreme coughs and other shit. He has resources and got them checked, both not corona chan, it's the flu or something else. My family had something similar and we're all fine now. I think the people who are dying are the people who get both -- this flu plus coronachan. I think people who have coronachan goto the ER in a panic and then end up catching the flu ontop of it and vice versa. My recommendation to everyone is to take your daily dose of vitamins and unless you're truly at your ends rope, avoid the god damn hospital. That is all.

The US can afford to be the most affected country until mid-April, from which on other countries will see sharp increases in infections and deaths.

Add a small amount of Maple Syrup for flavoring and sugar you Leaf.
But yeah that is pretty much how oats taste.

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I don't know fren. Things aren't looking good here in Vancouver

USA USA USA
USA USA USA
USA USA USA

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STILL NO WHITE DEATHS
>STILL NO WHITE DEATHS
STILL NO WHITE DEATHS
>STILL NO WHITE DEATHS

hope we keep it that way
we don't really have any hospital capacity up here outside of anc, fairbanks, and juneau
we send everyone who needs real medical attention to seattle which is not the best thing to do right now

TAKE MY NUMERALS AND FALL DOWN TO 1MIL CORONA CHAN!!!

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I hate you fags even more.

would be perfect if she had a nice bush

USA WILL ALWAYS BE THE LEAD AND WINNER FOR EVERYTHING! NEVER FORGET IT!

Alright, name me one major polititian/family member that died from the "greatest threat to humanity" (hint: you can't). Go ahead believing kike media that this is actually something. Prepare for normality in the next month once the panic dies down.

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I pray and hope this endemic will wipe niggers out of the face of the earth once and for all.

go to /x/

What do i give a shit about a a global panda mic Bubbles?
We've got bush. We've got, bush.

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US sets new global record with 1,480 virus deaths in 24 hours: Johns Hopkins

USA...USA...USA

So has India finally copped it yet or what?

YOU CAN DO IT CORONA-CHAN
SAVE US FROM THIS CLOWN WORLD!!

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>Economicaly, I can undersntand.
>Humanely, I can't.
Implying