/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2903 - WEBM EDITIONS

Massive homeless population, lots of travelers/tourists.

Godspeed Coroan chan!

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where it's this video from argiebro?

>Tfw this edgy Corona will shove her giant tongue down your throat
Why even live?

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>black bags
Probably Ecuador

need some archive with corona-chan lews,the COOM must be released

user... those are bodies in Ecuador.

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Extremely rare

I'm sure it's harder hit than anyone realizes. Massive testing backlog.

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Holy heck... are those repeat numerals???

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For anyone who missed the last thread.

youtu.be/iBoojBTEPaI

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warm weather
no health care to get checked out
got exposed to more benign strain of the virus on the onset

251822915
heres an edit you nog

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How does it feel to be right for once, Yas Forums?

Stay away from Typhoid Jews. They are a dangerous vector spreading Coronavirus.

twitter.com/search?q=orthodox jews&src=typeahead_click

Containment zones for Orthodox Jews in NY

abc7ny.com/coronavirus-new-york-news-update-ny/6073555/

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youtu.be/niyQ4yg1_FQ?t=1594
So, Chris appears to be /oneofus/.
Is this why no one in the USA believed his conclusions and recommendations ?

Our password shall be "two weeks" or "dos semanas" for spanish speakers. Then we'll all know we're /cvg/ bros and not shoot each other, and share some alcohol and supplies (hopefully)

oh fuck

At least post the update version

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Guys, I'm actually getting fucking scared now. What if they're unable to make a vaccine?

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>those are bodies
I know

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CORONA-CHAN IS FOR LEFTISTS ONLY!
Lurk moar newfag

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I didn't even know your country exsisted until now.

THERE
IS
NO
CURE
FOR
LOVE

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DIARREA IN GALLERIA

the rarest of rare

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testing is completely bottlenecked in the US
the numbers reported are days if not a week behind

If any family member of mine dies because of this fucking virus I will hate every slant-eye on earth for the rest of my life.

FUCK CHINA

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 276,965 (7,391) Italy 119,827 (14,681) Spain 119,199 (11,198) Germany 91,159 (1,275) China 81,620 (3,322) France 64,338 (6,507) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 38,168 (3,605) Turkey 20,921 (425) Switzerland 19,606 (591) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Canada 12,375 (208) Austria 11,524 (168) South Korea 10,062 (174) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 9,194 (363) Israel 7,428 (40) Sweden 6,131 (358) Australia 5,454 (28) Norway 5,370 (59) Ireland 4,273 (120) Czech Republic 4,190 (53) Russia 4,149 (34) Denmark 3,757 (139) Chile 3,737 (22) Poland 3,383 (71) Ecuador 3,368 (145) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Romania 3,183 (133) Philippines 3,018 (136) Pakistan 2,686 (40) Japan 2,617 (63) Luxembourg 2,612 (31) India 2,567 (72) Saudi Arabia 2,039 (25) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Panama 1,673 (41) Finland 1,615 (20) Greece 1,613 (63) Peru 1,595 (61) Mexico 1,510 (50) South Africa 1,505 (9) Dominican Republic 1,488 (68)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +32,088 (+1,320) Italy +4,585 (+766) Spain +7,134 (+850) Germany +6,365 (+168) China +31 (+4) France +5,233 (+1,120) Iran +2,715 (+134) United Kingdom +4,450 (+684) Turkey +2,786 (+69) Switzerland +779 (+55) Belgium +1,422 (+132) Netherlands +1,026 (+148) Canada +1,092 (+35) Austria +395 (+10) South Korea +86 (+5) Portugal +852 (+37) Brazil +1,150 (+39) Israel +571 (+4) Sweden +563 (+50) Australia +140 (+3) Norway +223 (+9) Ireland +424 (+22) Czech Republic +332 (+9) Russia +601 (+4) Denmark +371 (+16) Chile +333 (+4) Poland +437 (+14) Ecuador +205 (+25) Malaysia +217 (+3) Romania +445 (+18) Philippines +385 (+29) Pakistan +265 (+6) Luxembourg +125 (+1) Saudi Arabia +154 (+4) Indonesia +196 (+11) Thailand +103 (+4) Panama +198 (+4) Finland +97 (+1) Greece +69 (+10) Peru +181 (+6) Mexico +132 (+13) South Africa +43 (+4) Dominican Republic +108 (+8) Serbia +305 (+8) Argentina +88 (+6)…

>FULL LISTS
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Praised be Her Lady, Corona-kami! Praised be Her Name, and may She bless the whole world and cleanse it of filth and corruption!

It's coming user. it's coming. No tests. We were the first state to issue stay-at-home order though but I mean I know friends that are still going out. Hope it's not bad.

That video is a fucking masterpiece

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If anyone knows where relief camps are located in socal I will go take some pictures. They arent reporting cases here on the news, yet we have a hospital ship deployed?

>it's as if these patients are dropped from the top of Mount Everest
Jesus. It's like extreme bends,

Post your corona viewing battlestations

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My friend just got coronachan. Fuck the shills. I hate trump

Yes, it's Ecuador. A lot of videos from Ecuador recently, especially from Guayaquil for some reason.

I also uploaded it on /gif/, but since you seem to have more talent with .webms see if you can improve it

Cute
I hope these aren't homos

>Not hating them already
What are you, a CCP spy?

Unironically considering masturbating to mama Corona-Chan tonight to see if I can give her more energy.

Social media videos show Ultra-Orthodox Jews in the Israeli town of Bnei Brak coughing on police and calling them “murderers” and “Nazis” amid efforts by the government to combat the spread of #coronavirus

twitter.com/AlArabiya_Eng/status/1246160250392260610

OY VEY!

Anyone seen Walmart user lately?

why is the quality of those videos always shit, is it from twitter, does twitter fucks up the quality?

It's just a flu. The flu mutates all the time and when it does it's as contagious as the corona and also kills as many.

What's the real reason countries as being quarantined?

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How is it going in St-Pierre-et-Miquelon ? No suspected cases ? Do you even have testing capacity ? Still under snow ?
And are (You) prepped ?

What country was yours again? Did you guys existed until now?

Cute! CORONA-CHAN IS A CUUUUUUUUUTE!

R A R E
A
R
E

11/10

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Because Yas Forums only allows 3 MB webms?

rare

Had to look up your country but it looks comfy af

Hope you stay safe fren

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CISHSO92-$8$7$5_$###6)@244890+&&

COME IN?

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Let them get sick. God will know his own.
Hint: it's none of them.

0 cases 0 capacity and snow

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Hello, Cool as Fuck department?

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Hardest hit region in Italy (Lombardy) has 0.47% of its population infected, NY has already reached that

Nah nigga St Pierre pretty fucking rare

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

Thanks for sharing, greatly appreciated

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-60%) Tokyo (-63%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-100%) Milan (-85%) Berlin (-83%) Munich (-100%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-88%) London (-100%) Johannesburg (+42%) Sao Paulo (-81%) Buenos Aires (-81%) New York (-91%) Washington (-80%) Miami (-75%) Toronto (-78%) Chicago (-80%) Houston (-77%) Mexico City (-73%) Los Angeles (-79%) Seattle (-75%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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YOU GUYS HAVE INTERNET?

New France vestige

>vimeo.com/402537849

A supposed M.D. not being aware of what 90% of MORBIDLY OBESE diabetics blood looks like ?
The blood of above mentioned is thick like molasses, hence all other accompanying problems (hypertension, low oxygen in the extremeties, and in the FAT which is everywhere and so on) ....
I was turning in a BURGER before I put a swift stop to it and lost 27 KG in a year - one of the main concerns my GP expressed is that I am extremely close to diabetes and that if I develop , my blood will fuck up my heart beyond repair exactly because of getting super thick

That's fucked up. Did mehicans ran back already?

YES I HAVE

I tried to listen
you guys are faggots as fuck

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cut it every 15-20 seconds you can barely tell shit from those and is easy for nothingburgers to call it fake

like this one

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Anyone else feel like the entire world is on suicide watch???

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holy rare.

Saint pierre...numeric code 666 kek!

Nice, keep on coronaposting pierrebro

>Fattenning, less and less sexy
He's either gettting scared from it and having a hard time "sexualizing" it... or it's all planned and he's slowly turning Corona-chan into Nurgle.