PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BRINGING THE BANTS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Paycheck Protection Program 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/eosegomf38
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470928-1/
youtu.be/2BtuIfEAJ5s
>Pres Trump meets w/Energy Sector CEOs 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470967-1/
youtu.be/DgEnh2F0mx8
>2ndLady Karen on Suicide Prevention 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/XAZZgrjz6t
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Dobbs 4/3/20
youtu.be/ayxViCzZy9k
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 4/3/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6146955167001/
>LabSec Scalia on Bloomberg 4/3/20
youtu.be/pyov2NO7NTU
>LabSec Scalia on FoxNews 4/3/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146930490001
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/3/20
youtu.be/9lJVUxCzTU0
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 4/3/20
youtu.be/wXN5ec61yUM
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 4/3/20
youtu.be/0L_HwBaVj9U
>NIAIDDir Fauci on F&F 4/3/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146838481001
>JCSChair ArmyGen Milley on FoxNews 4/3/20
youtu.be/GrqnCxuiQUY
>ActNavySec Modly on HughHewittShow 4/3/20
youtu.be/i0mDEPWuWcE
>AFSec Barrett on mission readiness during Corona-chan 4/3/20
dvidshub.net/video/745636/
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on TODAY 4/3/20
youtu.be/4WW0yoJjSdw
>Pentagon Press Brief (ATSD(PA) Hoffman) 4/3/20
dvidshub.net/video/745753/
>Pentagon Press Brief (CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite) 4/3/20
dvidshub.net/video/745704/

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MAGA

MAGA

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MAGA

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Quarantined alone?

On a Friday night?

How pathetic!

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kayleigh/team Trump and MyPillow guy live
pscp.tv/w/1mnxeQERaAWxX

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Qanons calling out Alex Jones for being a piece of shit glownigger

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...

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>He doesnt know that the golden era is about to happen

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this is why we never get the black vote, shit like that

>Tucker tucking Tony

Well, I'd say that's harsh but tbf Tony was on CNN so fuck em.

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digits confirm

>we’re all gonna die

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MAGA

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What losers? Amirite?

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>we're all gonna die
>chewbacca avatar
oh no, we better listen to him

okey dokey

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>Team Trump ONLINE! 4/3/20
youtu.be/lOAgFYdWMUU

You're welcome

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>this is why we never get the black vote, shit like that
You mean numerical facts?

Alex Jones has been right on too many things

I don't remember them crying that they were all going to die when democrats were calling anti-pandemic measures racist

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>"we're all gonna die" for 4 years

When will they calm down?

Cool, will bee ready then

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when ORANGEMANBAD is replaced by a BRAVE AND BEAUTIFUL leftist hole

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CISHSO92-$8$7$5}¢°€×€°€¶°€×|°|×

COME IN?

hangouts.google.com/call/j8u31xCTLG41ijbn2IzKAEEE
youtu.be/22sU4I2wV5c
>hangouts.google.com/call/j8u31xCTLG41ijbn2IzKAEEE
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i wonder how many chinese huggers got the virus

what's the tall skinny tower left of the ship?

yeah and he also said Putin was a KGB guy who would bring back the soviet union or something like that, what a dingus hahahaa

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>Irrelevant leaf is irrelevant
Go home leaf. You're irrelevant.

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you ever take so long doing the captcha you forget what img you chose

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Deaths are roughly a "2 days behind" as far as the projections of 10 million dead in 25 days go. Today was the highest number of deaths ever, but for it to reach 10 million by the 28th it would have to be about 4000 greater. Overall it's not happening, the curve is flattening and chloroquinine will save the boomers. The only people who will die are niggers. It's not happening.

youtube.com/watch?v=9zawUPKSWT0

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based colinquinn

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Laugh it up orange man as the US COVID-19 death toll reaches 4000 a day by mid April.

covid19.healthdata.org/

>"Anyone who thinks the USSR should comeback is a retard"

>Country collapsing
>China and Israel's bitch
>Not even a superpower anymore

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after a couple hours captchas take at least a minute, 5-6 stage slow-faders

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Central Park Tower. Residential, I believe.

Welp, my wife has been throwing up and lethargic despite not having any kind of fever...
I think I know where this is going...

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They are never going to calm down.

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Ayo dat’s raciss if you tell da troof

MAGA

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Tuck is on point today

>federal lockdown meme

Never going to happen, only leftist shitholes have it bad

The models were always doomsday chicken-littlery

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>get dozen slow ass loading pick lights til there's no more lights
>google thinks you're spambot

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Even some of us shithole states are coming out of it already. Birx confirmed today that Washington and California are flattening the curve.

WE LOVE YOU MY PILLOW GUY

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Oh yeah? Here's Joe to bring the Bantz, Bitchez.

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as much as i would like to want it back, i doubt it ever happens, russia is more likely to balkanize like China

>6000 global deaths a day now.
>80k new cases a day.
still not peak.

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Congratulations.

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they never calmed down and always thought these thoughts.
Trump and nationalism just magnified it.
I see it even here.
looking back they were always the same, I just gave them the benefit of the doubt, even my own family members.

"After a while, all the red flags seem like flags"

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>krauthammer

It can't really, there isn't a point of balkanization.
People are more united under the CPRF then United Russia.

Worse case, nation splits up White vs Red again.

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Captcha has been extremely aids-tier gay lately.

LA CREATURA

I think this one tweet sums up the Western Left in 2020 better than anything else I have seen. They are hysterical, apoplectic, and bitter.
>and it's beautiful

>uh uh uh uh trump uh decisions we have to make decisions to keep uh uh uh uh the uh virus

so it is
>Central Park Tower, also known as the Nordstrom Tower, is a residential supertall skyscraper being developed by Extell Development Company and Shanghai Municipal Investment Group[6][7] along Billionaires' Row on 57th Street in Midtown Manhattan, New York City. Designed by Adrian Smith + Gordon Gill Architecture, the building rises 1,550 feet (472 m)[8] and is the second-tallest skyscraper in the United States and the Western Hemisphere, the 15th tallest building in the world, the tallest residential building in the world (the much taller Burj Khalifa in Dubai has 900 residential units, but is mixed-use),[9] and the tallest building outside Asia by roof height.
interesting

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>outbreak is most prominent in democrat controlled areas that refuse to follow any federal recommendations
>THIS IS DRUMPF'S FAULT

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Tucker Carlson is a CIA asset and does the bidding of his dark masters.

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people will literally rather do anything than use common sense (for example voter ID) thus making the joke "would it KILL you to do X?"
>unfunny

They (((somehow))) never learn....

You're making that up

>People are more united under the CPRF then United Russia.
proof?

>60% or more want to go back to the USSR
>30% only support the current state of the whole country
>Breaking apart means nothing but what the kikes, China wants.

reap what you sow. and you thought this shit wasn't memetic.

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>Shanghai Municipal Investment Group
We should seize all Chinese owned assets in the country and auction them off, flesh and blood citizens only.

I had a bug in late Nov that was 100% nausea and chills, no cough or sore throat. It lasted just 2 days before my appetite came back. I think that was COVID-19. It was in Colorado.

Even the addon I have to around it can get fugged. WHEN IT SAYS NEXT AND KEEPS SAYING NEXT, BUT GIVES YOU A VERIFY ONE BUT THE PICTURES FADE SLOWLY, AND WHEN YOU DO CLEAR IT ALL IT SAYS IT DOESN'T WORK AND RETURNS TO NEXT.

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Why does she always post pictures of her face and never pictures of the street-level conditions of NY during pandemic? Is investigative journalism truly dead?

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>+1,320 deaths

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>Tucker Carlson is a CIA asset and does the bidding of his dark masters.
then who the fuck works at CNN?

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Ponies in human suits.

Imagine living in that hell hole.

Why are shills so mad?

>cucks seething about trumo calling out mail ballot fraud because they know that's how they cheat

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when they're sharing a mass grave

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i mean, do you have any evidence that if it was not for genady rossiya rigging everything, the communists would get more support

TELL ME: What vidyo games are you guys playing tonight

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>Ponies in human suits.
lel

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>2 states half the deaths
This is not even a problem, high BMI, niggers, spics dying.

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tiger heli

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>passlet
lol get rekt faggot

none of this virus shit is helping their politics, it's destroying them

World war z

what are you talking about
it's Thursday

It's not accelerating fast enough, a week ago the death rate was increasing 31% a day. The current increase has fallen to 20% and it will fall likely to around 10% in another week. Based on such numbers we can assume the fact the disease was mostly contained to urban centers has created a max infected, while the application of aid will unfuck shit.

Also see It's literally springtime, diseases aren't magic- it needs to survive long enough outside the body in order to spread. If it warms up, it will die in the heat. Same as any other coronavirus like SARS 1.

You said YOU WERE looking it up.
Fine,

youtube.com/watch?v=pH7uXZQsyHI
youtube.com/watch?v=jsZsnrqmrnk
theatlantic.com/international/archive/2018/03/russia-putin-election-disinformation-troll/555878/
dw.com/en/pro-putin-vote-rigging-claims-void-regional-russian-election-result/a-45572653

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Chrono Trigger NG+

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>I need fat acceptance because it's decolonization

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Here is some tinfoil for you trumpfags:

Do you believe in FED chairman Trump?
youtu.be/Hbxt6EvGipg

How coronachan leads to Treasury dollar printing
youtu.be/MJ6MF8S3nks

Are we cyberpunk yet?
youtu.be/n1xubwTowos

The Mark of the beast is here:
youtu.be/7Lk57C9kTYs

start the thread at that time but i just remembered i need to do something real fast

twitter.com/KittenElise/status/1246174748905820162

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>What vidyo games are you guys playing tonight

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>giving memecoins to Hiro the Bernout

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Why is Germany winning so hard? Is it just German autism, do they feel comfortable being stuck inside for weeks at a time?

there's been zero deaths

MOMMY HAS SPOKEN

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It's less bad than helping teach Google's AI to drive.

youtube.com/watch?v=M0l9Q7gTIK0

>expecting anything of substance from an e-thot
son i am disappoint

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Crusader Kings II

New marching orders.

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