"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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Other urls found in this thread:

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youtu.be/22sU4I2wV5c
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

imma hit furher and fuck your thread

Heil,

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Damn nigga. I just wanted some weed.

garbage thread, fuck you op.
but fuck it, rolling

fuck china

Sieg heil!

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akch mine lieben

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was ist laus junge?

How do you do, fellow nazi?

Im here to fuck white bitches

SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MY MP40

Mein godt!

i do it for turán

Huh...javol?

Heil.

Fuck it

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Fuck niggers

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Jawohl, natürlich habe ich meine Papiere.

Cortez should apologize for her insensitive Nazi style one finger salute, it has the same angle and everything.
As a LGBTQ123 I am personally offended.

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Oh he’s so fucking hot. I’m on my knees get your cock out boiii you’re melting all the guys hearts bro

MEIN NIGGER!

Fuck.

How do you do, fellow nazi?

jawohl mein Herr

>tfw cant even defect because ill die in gulag

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Just shoot me

Why did you suck off a nigger?

Oy vey! Aber natürlich.

Poopy in my pant cuh no cap on my luv cuh

Heil

What the fuck? Is this green or blue?

Ziggy Hailey!

Hehe

Found the homo

Ich muss diese milkers festnehmen

Bow to me, faggot.

Blaze it

Do we all have airborne aids

roll

roll

Reich me up nigger.

Roll, haven't seen one of these in a while

Yes green or blue

CISHSO92-$8$7$5&68++&$#(900)0//

COME IN?

hangouts.google.com/call/j8u31xCTLG41ijbn2IzKAEEE
youtu.be/22sU4I2wV5c
>hangouts.google.com/call/j8u31xCTLG41ijbn2IzKAEEE
>youtu.be/22sU4I2wV5c
hangouts.google.com/call/j8u31xCTLG41ijbn2IzKAEEE
youtu.be/22sU4I2wV5c
>hangouts.google.com/call/j8u31xCTLG41ijbn2IzKAEEE
>youtu.be/22sU4I2wV5c

Hier, mein Herr. Alles klar.

Here I come Eastern Front. Let me avenge my forefathers and finish what you started.

roll

󠛡

Does this mean I'm one of the good guys? (Axis)

This won’t end well.

Roll for outcomes

why did you suck off a nigger?

this aryan manlet became trans?
maybe its for the best.

No shoot

Alright, let's give it a spin.

rolling fer the reich

rolling Sieg Heil!

Definitely not a jew, I swear

Just fucking kill me

I’m based.

Rubbing hands for (((dumb luck))).

Ich vertraue darauf, dass alles in Ordnung ist Oberfeldwebel.

Heil

I got Western Front, so sticking to that. Let’s make this win, I’m high rank

Ja wohl Herr Komandant!

das vas ein befhl

I was just trying to get some burgers occifer

I wanna kill niggers

>pink
>shot on sight
This thread is stupid desu.

Well you know the drill, hop on that train will ya?

...

Oh ffs...

Are we in for some good times?

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fuck niggers

Heil Sergey!

shalom

You have to roll again, NIGGER

I must have dozed off you just woke me from a nightmare Hans, thank you and gutentag

Well im pretty sure regardless of my ID i wold be greeted friendly since im Aryian kek

rolling

Fuck
u
c
k

Roll

fuck niggers

Eh

Wo sind sie faggots, mein poofter?

Please be based id

My body is ready.

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check'm

Let me pass officer, I have to strangle some romanians for breakfast.

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OwO Whats the pwobwem, owfficer?

Ja, mein Herr.

Oh look a talking corpse

88

Rawlin

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meine papiere

Guten morgen here are my papers

Waffen SS Crew

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OBERGRUPPENFÜHRER

Und weiter geht‘s

Roll

Why does the nigger get the comfy Berlin job?

Das rite hea my papers cracka. Now let me through.

well

Hmm

Rolling for green.

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meine papiere

OK

Habs hier mein Fruend, Heil Hitler!

Nazi ass mutha fucka

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Holy shit kek Waffen SS on eastern Front i dont want to get Stalingraded

Hello Officer!

Heil

*Bang*

Someone carry away this üntermensch

Checked, but get on the train.

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Cardassia is white

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Looks like a forest green to me. I'm a high ranking Nazi official in North Africa. Interesting.

Rolly

Hier

Kys snowflakes

Let me pass fools

I'm going to call this purple, not pink.

Rolling to fight against the future I live in

last time i got shot.
here goes nothing.

O SHIT ITS THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL

In 6 months I am going to set an antimatter bomb off on the grounds of zhongnanhai

Let's do this!

Oh he’s so fucking hot. I’m on my knees get your cock out boiii you’re melting all the guys hearts bro

fuck you all

Oh shit

Guten tag, kamerad.

Rolling

Rolling for God and country

WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN!!!

Meme-flag
Trigged
Jewish?

Sieg Heil

Hallo! Ich bin ein nigger

Roll my destiny

rolan

Fucking Jew getting bailed out by the U.S.

rallin

here.

ayy

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Sieg heil.

I'm whiiiiiiite

I swear to god I'm on your side plz no shoot. I'll do whatever you want to prove I've changed my ways except suck a dick.

Ich halte, Ich halte.

This isn't a nigger zoomer manlet cosplay thread

Roll

reeeEEEE

Swiftly knee him in the balls.

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Requesting transfer to a less cucked function

Rollingg for dead turks

uh so does this count as blue?

roll

NOOOOOOOOO it's purple!!!!!!!!!!

Rollin

Heil!

Roll

Rolling

my thread now you penis

Blyyyat

Heil victory

Does history repeat with quads?

Let me just check my pockets...

Rolling!

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Cool. I'm an Aushwitz fag. I can't wait to take part in their multiple orchestral and theatrical performances, or to see their petting zoos. Perhaps exercise in the swimming pools or soccer fields!

We're all getting banned cause jannies are faggies.

i swear im based and redpilled

I made it! Where to Obergruppenfuhrer?

*sigh* roll

Hier ist meine papieren Officer!

Okay

Fick dich, Scheisskopf!

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rolling

You're going to the back of the oven

Rollin

Roll

Nein

My body is ready

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roll

Roll

Screeee

Ok bend over

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FUCK

peepee poopoo

Rolling for wehrmacht sent to eastern front

Why can't they just shoot me so I can leave this faggot earth?

DONT ARREST ME FASCIST REEEEEEEEEE

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󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 󠛡 ▲󠛡 ▲Zeichen des Landes

White man ready for duty, sir.

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Rollerino

Rolling

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> ~check mirror

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roll

Well it's time to unpack flamethrowers.

Please don't shoot! I'm not a Jew. Trust me

I don't answer questions faggot. Now let me go get some tendies... Mom is sick and I have to make them myself.

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Here you go.
>takes a step back

lel

󠛡 󠛡 ▲
▲ ▲

Gee, and I thought Hungary was bad!

(Pulls grenade pin with grim satisfaction)

>Afrikan krieg

NICE

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all these colours trip me up
>can only see 25, 45 and 8

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roll heil

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kek we're burning down Congress tonight brothers

rollen feuher

Hallo!

my name jeff

Roll.

Chillin

Auf zur ostfront.

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Basado

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Halt!! Warten sie mal... arrest this man Peter!

Dummkopf!

OK versuchen wirs

>Sweden
>replying to memefaggers
I'm Turanic

OOOH DUU SCHOONEEE WEESTEERWAALD

bitte sehr Herr wachmeister :) with a big smoocherino on top

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Roll

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Hello

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Rollf Rollerig.

Rolling...

roll

roll

What do i get

What's going on in this thread, haben Sie die entsprechende Strangserstellungsgenehmigung?

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Sieg heil

Noo don't send me to the eastern front!!

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>󠛡 󠛡 ▲
>▲ ▲

Rollin

I am most loyal to your cause.

bow to your fuhrer, untermensch

Roll

rollin

Don't worry fren we're all good

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Nothing personal, kid.

Mein Kartofel!

Òó

Oh no

rollen

Sorry I only spechen English

Mein roll

Here, officer.

We're going through this.

Free men don't need papers

lets roll

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Here you go

Here you go sir

Rollan

Autism

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Make way.

Praise your fuhrer

Historic documents from trier show nobles and a very warlike bishop in the ancestoral tree, heraldic sign, a town and a castleruin to the familyname ...

I demand Satisfaktion with sharp Blades from that fool with the small moustache, the only true reich is the Kaiserreich!

>SS on the western front
I'll take that.

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‘Ate jews
‘Ate bankers
‘Ate commies
‘Ate stalingrad, simple as

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Hier sind meine papiere

Well shit

Los

Oy vey!

Fake and gay

Teal must mean a high ranking SS officer. Why do I always get sent to the Eastern Front? REEE.

Rip parallel universe kike me

Praise be to me

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Bitteschön, Herr Sturmführer.

Feels good to be going to kill niggers for Hitler.

Kekd

I shall pass freely

I'll duel you Herman!

Heil

Invade Russia, and this time we will not only win but head straight east and south

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womp womp

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lets see

i guess im saved....

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