>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte." This man asks you for your ID. >White = Der Führer (take over the thread) >Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass) >Blue = Waffen SS (Pass) >Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass) >Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass) >Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight) >Red = Communist (Arrest on sight) >Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight) >Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight) >Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)
IF YOU PASS >0-2 Sent to the Western Front >3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front >7-9 Sent to North Africa >Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin >Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post >88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS >1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post >Quads= Axis wins
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED >0-2 shot on site >3-6 sent to Auschwitz >7-9 tortured for information >Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment. >Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you >Quads = Allies win
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April 4, 2020 - 00:05
imma hit furher and fuck your thread
April 4, 2020 - 00:07
Heil,
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April 4, 2020 - 00:09
Damn nigga. I just wanted some weed.
April 4, 2020 - 00:09
garbage thread, fuck you op. but fuck it, rolling
April 4, 2020 - 00:10
Sieg heil!
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April 4, 2020 - 00:10
akch mine lieben
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April 4, 2020 - 00:10
How do you do, fellow nazi?
April 4, 2020 - 00:11
Im here to fuck white bitches
April 4, 2020 - 00:11
SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MY MP40
April 4, 2020 - 00:11
Fuck it
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April 4, 2020 - 00:12
Fuck niggers
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April 4, 2020 - 00:12
Jawohl, natürlich habe ich meine Papiere.
April 4, 2020 - 00:12
Cortez should apologize for her insensitive Nazi style one finger salute, it has the same angle and everything. As a LGBTQ123 I am personally offended.
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April 4, 2020 - 00:12
Oh he’s so fucking hot. I’m on my knees get your cock out boiii you’re melting all the guys hearts bro
April 4, 2020 - 00:13
How do you do, fellow nazi?
April 4, 2020 - 00:13
>tfw cant even defect because ill die in gulag
April 4, 2020 - 00:13
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April 4, 2020 - 00:13
Why did you suck off a nigger?
April 4, 2020 - 00:13
Poopy in my pant cuh no cap on my luv cuh
April 4, 2020 - 00:13
What the fuck? Is this green or blue?
April 4, 2020 - 00:13
Ich muss diese milkers festnehmen
April 4, 2020 - 00:14
Do we all have airborne aids
April 4, 2020 - 00:14
Roll, haven't seen one of these in a while
April 4, 2020 - 00:15
Hier, mein Herr. Alles klar.
April 4, 2020 - 00:15
Here I come Eastern Front. Let me avenge my forefathers and finish what you started.
April 4, 2020 - 00:15
Does this mean I'm one of the good guys? (Axis)
April 4, 2020 - 00:15
why did you suck off a nigger?
April 4, 2020 - 00:15
this aryan manlet became trans? maybe its for the best.
April 4, 2020 - 00:15
Alright, let's give it a spin.
April 4, 2020 - 00:15
Definitely not a jew, I swear
April 4, 2020 - 00:16
Rubbing hands for (((dumb luck))).
April 4, 2020 - 00:16
Ich vertraue darauf, dass alles in Ordnung ist Oberfeldwebel.
April 4, 2020 - 00:16
I got Western Front, so sticking to that. Let’s make this win, I’m high rank
April 4, 2020 - 00:16
I was just trying to get some burgers occifer
April 4, 2020 - 00:16
>pink >shot on sight This thread is stupid desu.
April 4, 2020 - 00:16
Well you know the drill, hop on that train will ya?
April 4, 2020 - 00:16
Are we in for some good times?
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April 4, 2020 - 00:17
You have to roll again, NIGGER
April 4, 2020 - 00:17
I must have dozed off you just woke me from a nightmare Hans, thank you and gutentag
April 4, 2020 - 00:17
Well im pretty sure regardless of my ID i wold be greeted friendly since im Aryian kek
April 4, 2020 - 00:17
Wo sind sie faggots, mein poofter?
April 4, 2020 - 00:17
My body is ready.
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April 4, 2020 - 00:17
Let me pass officer, I have to strangle some romanians for breakfast.
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April 4, 2020 - 00:18
OwO Whats the pwobwem, owfficer?
April 4, 2020 - 00:18
Rawlin
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April 4, 2020 - 00:18
Guten morgen here are my papers
April 4, 2020 - 00:18
Why does the nigger get the comfy Berlin job?
April 4, 2020 - 00:18
Das rite hea my papers cracka. Now let me through.
April 4, 2020 - 00:18
Rolling for green.
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April 4, 2020 - 00:18
Habs hier mein Fruend, Heil Hitler!
April 4, 2020 - 00:19
Nazi ass mutha fucka
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April 4, 2020 - 00:19
Holy shit kek Waffen SS on eastern Front i dont want to get Stalingraded
April 4, 2020 - 00:19
*Bang*
Someone carry away this üntermensch
April 4, 2020 - 00:19
Checked, but get on the train.
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April 4, 2020 - 00:19
Cardassia is white
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April 4, 2020 - 00:19
Looks like a forest green to me. I'm a high ranking Nazi official in North Africa. Interesting.
April 4, 2020 - 00:19
I'm going to call this purple, not pink.
April 4, 2020 - 00:19
Rolling to fight against the future I live in
April 4, 2020 - 00:19
last time i got shot. here goes nothing.
April 4, 2020 - 00:19
O SHIT ITS THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL
April 4, 2020 - 00:19
In 6 months I am going to set an antimatter bomb off on the grounds of zhongnanhai
April 4, 2020 - 00:19
Oh he’s so fucking hot. I’m on my knees get your cock out boiii you’re melting all the guys hearts bro
April 4, 2020 - 00:19
Rolling for God and country
April 4, 2020 - 00:20
WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN!!!
April 4, 2020 - 00:20
Hallo! Ich bin ein nigger
April 4, 2020 - 00:20
Fucking Jew getting bailed out by the U.S.
April 4, 2020 - 00:20
I swear to god I'm on your side plz no shoot. I'll do whatever you want to prove I've changed my ways except suck a dick.
April 4, 2020 - 00:20
This isn't a nigger zoomer manlet cosplay thread
April 4, 2020 - 00:20
Swiftly knee him in the balls.
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April 4, 2020 - 00:20
Requesting transfer to a less cucked function
April 4, 2020 - 00:20
uh so does this count as blue?
April 4, 2020 - 00:20
NOOOOOOOOO it's purple!!!!!!!!!!
April 4, 2020 - 00:20
Does history repeat with quads?
April 4, 2020 - 00:21
Let me just check my pockets...
April 4, 2020 - 00:21
Cool. I'm an Aushwitz fag. I can't wait to take part in their multiple orchestral and theatrical performances, or to see their petting zoos. Perhaps exercise in the swimming pools or soccer fields!
April 4, 2020 - 00:21
We're all getting banned cause jannies are faggies.
April 4, 2020 - 00:21
i swear im based and redpilled
April 4, 2020 - 00:21
I made it! Where to Obergruppenfuhrer?
April 4, 2020 - 00:21
Hier ist meine papieren Officer!
April 4, 2020 - 00:21
Fick dich, Scheisskopf!
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April 4, 2020 - 00:21
You're going to the back of the oven
April 4, 2020 - 00:21
My body is ready
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April 4, 2020 - 00:22
Ok bend over
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April 4, 2020 - 00:22
Rolling for wehrmacht sent to eastern front
April 4, 2020 - 00:22
Why can't they just shoot me so I can leave this faggot earth?
April 4, 2020 - 00:22
▲ ▲ ▲Zeichen des Landes
April 4, 2020 - 00:22
White man ready for duty, sir.
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April 4, 2020 - 00:22
Rolling
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April 4, 2020 - 00:23
> ~check mirror
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April 4, 2020 - 00:23
Well it's time to unpack flamethrowers.
April 4, 2020 - 00:23
Please don't shoot! I'm not a Jew. Trust me
April 4, 2020 - 00:23
I don't answer questions faggot. Now let me go get some tendies... Mom is sick and I have to make them myself.
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April 4, 2020 - 00:23
Here you go. >takes a step back
April 4, 2020 - 00:23
Gee, and I thought Hungary was bad!
April 4, 2020 - 00:23
(Pulls grenade pin with grim satisfaction)
April 4, 2020 - 00:23
>Afrikan krieg
NICE
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April 4, 2020 - 00:23
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April 4, 2020 - 00:23
all these colours trip me up >can only see 25, 45 and 8
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April 4, 2020 - 00:24
roll heil
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April 4, 2020 - 00:24
kek we're burning down Congress tonight brothers
April 4, 2020 - 00:24
Auf zur ostfront.
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April 4, 2020 - 00:24
Halt!! Warten sie mal... arrest this man Peter!
April 4, 2020 - 00:24
>Sweden >replying to memefaggers I'm Turanic
April 4, 2020 - 00:24
OOOH DUU SCHOONEEE WEESTEERWAALD
April 4, 2020 - 00:24
bitte sehr Herr wachmeister :) with a big smoocherino on top
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April 4, 2020 - 00:24
Roll
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April 4, 2020 - 00:25
Hello
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April 4, 2020 - 00:25
What's going on in this thread, haben Sie die entsprechende Strangserstellungsgenehmigung?
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April 4, 2020 - 00:25
Noo don't send me to the eastern front!!
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April 4, 2020 - 00:26
I am most loyal to your cause.
April 4, 2020 - 00:26
bow to your fuhrer, untermensch
April 4, 2020 - 00:26
Don't worry fren we're all good
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April 4, 2020 - 00:27
Sorry I only spechen English
April 4, 2020 - 00:27
We're going through this.
April 4, 2020 - 00:27
Free men don't need papers
April 4, 2020 - 00:27
lets roll
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Historic documents from trier show nobles and a very warlike bishop in the ancestoral tree, heraldic sign, a town and a castleruin to the familyname ...
I demand Satisfaktion with sharp Blades from that fool with the small moustache, the only true reich is the Kaiserreich!
April 4, 2020 - 00:28
>SS on the western front I'll take that.
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April 4, 2020 - 00:28
‘Ate jews ‘Ate bankers ‘Ate commies ‘Ate stalingrad, simple as
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April 4, 2020 - 00:28
Teal must mean a high ranking SS officer. Why do I always get sent to the Eastern Front? REEE.
April 4, 2020 - 00:29
Rip parallel universe kike me
April 4, 2020 - 00:29
Praise be to me
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April 4, 2020 - 00:29
Bitteschön, Herr Sturmführer.
April 4, 2020 - 00:29
Feels good to be going to kill niggers for Hitler.
April 4, 2020 - 00:29
Invade Russia, and this time we will not only win but head straight east and south
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April 4, 2020 - 00:29
womp womp
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i guess im saved....
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