/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2900 - WEBM EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,095,208 (+80,143) ► Died: 58,795 (+5,627) ► (Reset: -03:29:42)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 207 countries and territories infected —
— 3.1x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,894 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
WHO says disease no longer affects only old people
youtu.be/IoHTtck5yEM

US unemployment claims doubled to record 6 million past week
archive.is/TO9Sh

Government fails to secure supplies, Spain businessman outdoes them
archive.is/Ox3ye

US urges citizens to return or stay abroad for "indefinite" time
archive.is/PRWuz

Singapore to enter lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/kCXJ4

>RESEARCH
In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
archive.is/tgY6n

14 year old in Portugal dies without previous conditions
archive.is/WwiWc

Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
archive.is/5hhjk

Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
archive.is/8dsa9

>REMINDER
UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
archive.is/jP7pL

WHO says detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
archive.is/GSeHM

Test kits in the U.S and 30 countries are flawed
archive.is/cLmse

China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
archive.is/F5omw

CDC lab for test kits contaminated
archive.is/2BtPz

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
21:02: 795 new cases and 15 new deaths in Brazil.
20:51: 106 new cases and 6 new deaths in Colombia.
20:44: First case in the Falkland Islands.
20:39: 215 new cases and 16 new deaths in Spain.
20:16: 1,090 new cases and 19 new deaths in Connecticut.
20:08: 1,436 new cases and 38 new deaths in Massachusetts.

>SOURCES
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>1000 US deaths yesterday
>only 1000 today

How is this not a nothingburger? It should be at least 1500 to be on track with even the 100k death model.

Great Corona-Chan vid: m.youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI

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nigger

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Trump is so fun to watch during the press conferences.

>Corona Virus
No, that's not what it is

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585758170347.webm

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USA and France over 1k each

any habbening today?

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Here before the british retard shits up the thread with spam

FUCK CHINA, THIS IS ALL CHINA'S FAULT FOR MAKING THIS BIOWEAPON TO STOP THE HONG KONG PROTESTS, COVERING UP THE NUMBERS AND ARRESTING WHISTLE BLOWWING DOCTORS

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>thinking there is a set date for epidemic peak
There's your problem.

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How's canada's grocery prices at the moment?

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why trumpf is so uppity today???

One of the best ones

/cvg/ #3000 vs Coronachan 2M

Place your bets

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Hurry up! Corona-chan. I'm sick of this "two more weeks" meme.

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can someone link where to get the deaths per day graph?

It’s 7 PM in NY nigga. Still have 5 hours.

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When all is said and done, what do you think the real death rate will be?

i think 1% but up to 5% if healthcare collapses (including non corona deaths)

Make your choice

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LMAO these threads started dying when the sheeple woke up about (((coronavirus)))

I can't stop making Ebola bullying content...
I need help...

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yea he was in a bad mood

When you as a country, such as China, deliberately hide the real numbers of the infected and the dead, you are denying the people their humanity, that they don’t matter enough to count.

Godspeed corona chan!

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I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY CHINATOWN, THERE ARE 80 CASES IN MY DISTRICT!!

media.nbcnewyork.com/assets/editorial/national/coronavirus/local-maps/nyc-zip.html?fbclid=IwAR1KopelnmVcSyoBM79uZrR8kXTd6h9u2Z8UQjR4_XVSMQHZbxe5QNDd5xE

thanks for the translation to whoever did it, but
>crown

>7.775.358.426 infected
>4.753.840.013 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>SINGAPORE LOCKING DOWN AGAIN
this is really bad, like really really fucking bad NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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/cvg/ #3000. Altho we seam to have slowed down recently

It's 30 days for me in isolation already. If corona doesn't get me, I'll end it myself.

>captcha doing the slow fade shit

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I'm dividing this by 4 to compare it to German numbers.
+7,654 cases (1,289 more than Germany)
+253 deahs (85 more than Germany)

this is so wrong
i can't believe I decided to make myself an archiver of this hoe
will this content keep existing when deaths end up on a billion?

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Kekuador is "officially" only 145 deaths

Betting corona 4mil before 3000. Gotta cheer for the right side.

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this but unironically

Now consider how many illegal chinks you have
The translation is literally google

>chink on leaf vpn accidentally posts pic of lunch

The three on the left are all good. I'm usually a big fan of traps but it's just degenerate to have a trap coronachan

Make both of them bully humanity

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not as bad as when it says you've been making too many requests and it won't even load the captcha.

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How you can fight the virus!
youtube.com/watch?v=gXTPHE174vw

Bonnie Henry is such a bitch just tell us how many people are going to die

Bruuuuh

for real bruh


youtube.com/watch?v=Rzgjvssqp9Y

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Hmm any report's still missing?

Thought we would reach 90k and 6k today.

#3. Hairy pussy = Best pussy.

I LIVE IN NYC, ITS A REALLY BAD SITUATION, EVERYONE IS SPOOKED

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LES is literally the only cool place left in Manhattan

Make your version of this maybe ?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 275,048 (7,067) Italy 119,827 (14,681) Spain 119,199 (11,198) Germany 91,159 (1,275) China 81,620 (3,322) France 64,338 (6,507) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 38,168 (3,605) Turkey 20,921 (425) Switzerland 19,606 (591) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Canada 12,375 (208) Austria 11,524 (168) South Korea 10,062 (174) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 9,056 (359) Israel 7,428 (40) Sweden 6,131 (358) Norway 5,370 (59) Australia 5,350 (28) Ireland 4,273 (120) Russia 4,149 (34) Czech Republic 4,091 (53) Denmark 3,757 (139) Chile 3,737 (22) Poland 3,383 (71) Ecuador 3,368 (145) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Romania 3,183 (133) Philippines 3,018 (136) Pakistan 2,686 (40) Japan 2,617 (63) Luxembourg 2,612 (31) India 2,567 (72) Saudi Arabia 2,039 (25) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Finland 1,615 (20) Greece 1,613 (63) Peru 1,595 (61) Mexico 1,510 (50) South Africa 1,505 (9) Dominican Republic 1,488 (68) Serbia 1,476 (39)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +30,171 (+996) Italy +4,585 (+766) Spain +7,134 (+850) Germany +6,365 (+168) China +31 (+4) France +5,233 (+1,120) Iran +2,715 (+134) United Kingdom +4,450 (+684) Turkey +2,786 (+69) Switzerland +779 (+55) Belgium +1,422 (+132) Netherlands +1,026 (+148) Canada +1,092 (+35) Austria +395 (+10) South Korea +86 (+5) Portugal +852 (+37) Brazil +1,012 (+35) Israel +571 (+4) Sweden +563 (+50) Norway +223 (+9) Australia +36 (+3) Ireland +424 (+22) Russia +601 (+4) Czech Republic +233 (+9) Denmark +371 (+16) Chile +333 (+4) Poland +437 (+14) Ecuador +205 (+25) Malaysia +217 (+3) Romania +445 (+18) Philippines +385 (+29) Pakistan +265 (+6) Luxembourg +125 (+1) Saudi Arabia +154 (+4) Indonesia +196 (+11) Thailand +103 (+4) Finland +97 (+1) Greece +69 (+10) Peru +181 (+6) Mexico +132 (+13) South Africa +43 (+4) Dominican Republic +108 (+8) Serbia +305 (+8) Colombia +106 (+6) Argentina (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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S to spit on all the amerimutts that have died and on the millions more that will hopefully die. Remember the life of a single chink is worth more than a million amerimutt children

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Couple hundred cases left in the US.
~500 cases left in India if they still update today

1 and 4

for a month

One is best
Two is alright
The other two are cancer

She wont cause everyone here will panic. Maybe she'll stop taking sundays off for a start.

>gives name
>posts pics
>under age
Dude, aren't you breaking HIPAA? I hope you're not a provider.

7% with treatment
20% without

kek

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Fucking hate that shit so much

just napalm nyc

t. Cheng

YEAH BUT ITS GETTING WORSE BY THE DAY, BROOKLYN AND BRONX GOT IT BAD AND THE PEAK IS NOT GOING AWAY FOR AWHILE

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Argentine bro , even though i have kike flag , still a big salute for you for baking breads through this epidemic

Either trolling or asking to be doxxed

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RIOTS WHEN?

Thank God
Bought myself quite a stash of books I intended to read during lockdown and haven't read a single one because I waste my life on /cvg/

Hmmm, yes, a man of taste I see.

2 is also acceptable

too late but she needs a dick

who would've thought that we would see the end of the world live in the internet

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okay its 17:47 , how are death numbers in the US so far, is france still holding the major deaths in a single day with 1100 ?

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If we hit 1bln, than thousands year from now people will still make content of her, just how we make plague doctor things

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>1.1 Mil by the end of the night

isn't the doubling period 7 days? This is painfully slow.

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favorite anime?

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Yes but this is just a testament to how fucked Corona-chan really is, they've already locked down Singapore before and they're doing it again
This second, or third, wave bullshit is gonna fucking ravage the rest of the world

Stop posting this without a source you fucking beaner.

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No i just don't like mutts shoving their feminism, nigger worship, child trannies and wars for israel down the world's throat, fuck them.

Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused.

Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
Where there's one you're bound to divide it.
Right in two.

Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
And this is what they choose...

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there's one
They're bound to divide it,
Right in two.
Right in two.

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs.
They make a club.
And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven conscious of its fleeting time here.

Gotta divide it all right in two

Fight 'til they die over wind, over sky
They fight over life, over prayer, over air and light
Over love, over sun, over another
They fight though they die over words polarizing.

Angels on the sideline again.
Benched along with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again
Wondering when this tug of war will end.

Gotta divide it all right in two
Right in two!

Right in two.

>imagine still believing in this retarded hoax by April.

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Based Skol's table

>a country that is basically just a single fucking city having this much trouble with corona-chan.

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The real question is the amount of people with lingering symptoms/reinfection/length of immunity.

pic related
i saw your hands, dude

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