How did America fuck this up so badly?

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Aaaaarrrrrrrrgh i can't remember...

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Would this look any better if they were to report only 5k new cases just because they tested only 5k people? A lot of countries are fucked up like america. It is all about testing now.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

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Trump lied.
People died.

By being fat and led by an absolute retard

Look at Germany
Remember all that shilling about Germany doing so great, now they're just as fucked as everybody else
The true red pill here is that there is no mitigations for this virus, it's going to kill X amount of people no matter what the fuck you do the only solution is 'herd immunity' at this point.

>BEST DOCTAHS IN DA WOWLD IT UNDAH CONTWOL
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES MY JEW CUM

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>making efforts to not catch it will not affect your odds of catching it
Stop licking doorknobs leaf

Fat people + too many old people +not enough respirators = you are fucked

See us right now.

>+1120
France were the big winners today, well done lads. I'm still thinking we can beat you.

I wonder...

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Yep. Our chief doctor said during a press conference with our prime minister yesterday that they believe the real infection rate is 5 to 10 times what is being reported because too many places either can't or won't test widely enough.

Socialists socialized, people died

what the fuck are you talking about?
just barely passed 1k deaths and our r0 is already sinking below 1

trump KNEW this was happening from the BEGINNING
AND HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!!!!

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Spain about to beat Italy. Impressive

HAHAHAHA
MANDELLA EFFECT IN FULL FORCE
SINCE WHEN IS WASHINGTON
IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER HAHAHA
IT WAS EASTCODE NIGGA WTF
?=?!!?!!?!?!

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I believe the country that reports the most cases shows how it is everywhere. Maybe add another 50%

the daily deathtoll in the usa has been 900 for like a week

By allowing China to survive

Bellybutton

German humor at it's best

my guess is we're testing everyone, meanwhile everyone else is just letting people die

all I see on this chart is a big fat nothingburger

No it hasn't retard. It's climbing

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Like just 4 days ago, mutts were laughing at Spain and Italy for having 900 dead per day. Mutts will probably peak at 3k-5k per day

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Washington, D.C. is East Coast.
Washington, the state, has always been West Coast.

We’re a bigger country you tard.

Because they pretended like they didn't know what they were dealing with despite the fact they did research on it for 10 yrs. They fucking MADE the virus.

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Doubt it. I'd be surprised if we even hit 2k. Jew York and nigger-infested cities like New Orleans and Detroit are throwing off the numbers. Even LA is doing surprisingly well.

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Kek what a retarded coping chart.

Yeah, New York is getting raped which is a combination of perfect conditions and a nigger named Bill de Blasio being in charge.

MASSIVE KEK

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That doesn't matter. The trajectory in real numbers matters. Here in Australia we had 200 new cases in a day and it's still dropping. While in your sub negro muttland you had 30,000. It's because we flattened the curve while you were calling it a hoax like a sub negro retard

America didn't "fuck up this badly", retard. Compare us to the EU and their numbers are far higher. We also have more robust testing and better healthcare so our numbers are more accurate.

Go learn some geography Kraut

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FPBP

CLOCK'S TICKING CHANG

NY got it earliest because of international trade and commerce bringing more cases there. It's had 2-3 week head start on your inbred rural retard regions. Give it 2-3 weeks your red states will be hit hardest because they're taking it less seriously

this

Jew York is very different from most US cities.

It's dense as fuck, most people don't have cars, and most are forced onto filthy public transportation.

It's the city here that resembles Yurope the most which is why their figures are so high. Most other American cities(even LA) are built out differently which makes social distancing much easier.

>elect a silver spoon trust fund baby
I wonder

I would press F but since Ameritards have done nothing but act smug and spite Europe after the Italy outbreaks, issued travel bans and called us the "epicentre of the virus" I can only press S.
Serves them right.

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ANUS....

yeah i totally wonder how too...

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Both USA and Europe are shitholes btw

>2 more weeks bro

and this

Omg it's still growing in USA how could it be

Oh that's right Trump is a lazy orange nigger that didn't do anything in the early stages

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Our West Coast cities(SF and LA) have DIRECT ties with China yet aren't getting hit as hard.

Jew York is an outlier.

Not really you retarded city shit most states have been closing they're borders to jew york filth.

but it was a hoax

>Coronavirus is not real r-right guys?
Amerilards absolutely btfo

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That’s outdated

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Based faggot

You people are retarded.

I think this is it, the most autistic post in Yas Forums history

2 weeks ago you had

You couldn't just ban travel to China, as it had already spread to other countries by that time.

And since the US has tons of tourism going both ways and no one was forced into quarantine when they returned, there you go.

It's too late, deaths in every state now. The virus is everywhere and inbred rural retards won't take it seriously until you peak out

>this one simple trick

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Also Chinatown festival 2 weeks prior to them getting bad

Washington State had the first confirmed US cases of the virus and they are already on the mend.

>Many
>Such
>Cases

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Out of all those countries USA has the most niggers.

>muh exponential growth doe

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>1,314 dead
tfw based god punishing USA, the sinner.

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It’s really a logistic curve. The curve will hit an inflection point when the people over the disease will begin to inhibit the diseases ability to spread.

Based homo

China lied
People died

Laughing at people like me a month ago

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It's a maths term hence your negro genetics stops you from understanding it

7,385 deaths

Why are deaths not counted per capita OP?

Checked. God Damn America

2 more weeks, virus is mutating and will soon be able to kill from over 100,000 miles

This.

I am a university fag and most of my classmates went Florida during spring break.

The packed like rats and literally fucked each other in a circle. I'd say this virus will still outbreak even if it were merely a STD.

The whores just don't give a flying fuck and then die unconcernedly

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True hence 240k dead. I expect it'll peak at 3-5k deaths per day

The better question is how did the EU fuck up that bad. There is three country’s in there that equal half the population of the US that equal more cases and more deaths than the US.

>be shill
>make thread
>crop out the per capita

EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

>NOOO MY SIDERINOOSS MY GEOGRAPHINOOO NOOO WASHINGTONINOOOOH AAAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHH

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A C C E L E R A T E

Kraut, I thought you guys were better than us?

ching chang little dingalang tiny peepee china man

Freedom.

We will reach a point where 6 million die per minute. All because of Donuld Grump

Bc of democrate run shithole urban areas of course u stupid monkey fuker

Has anyone made an updated version? I'm positive he's had lots of badly aged quotes by now
Last time I watched his bullshit was a week ago, pence still sucking cruise cock

Because the virus doesn't spread at per capita. It spreads in nominal numbers. Australia brought in strict social distancing policy when we had our first couple deaths and 200+ infections per day. USA is now at 1000 deaths and 30000 infections per day and your retarded country still fails to adapt. You're like an abbo trying to get a job

25k and the most ambitious crossover event in America here we come!

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>I don't know the difference between Washington state and Washington DC

1,314 deaths today and climing

>over 90K cases
>"our r0 is sinking below 1"

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Individualism and thinking nothing bad can ever happen to them because they live sheltered lives.

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Does it really matter? We all know this shit will explode due to asymptomatic spread. Even if every country today forced everyone to stay inside or wear full PPE we would still have 10-14 days infection coming out

>Oh god I really fucked up bigly this time

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>all the fucking retards responding that can't identify an obvious shitpost

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Death to fucking american dogs

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this is the price of freedom

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It's a scientific term, probably hard for you to understand because of your Hispanic-negro origins

"A community that gets entertainment from pretending to be simpletons eventually gets overwhelmed by fools who think they're in good company" Aristotle Domicles Descartes

blue states

Washington user here, they are fucking up updates due to tech issues and not testing
You are dumb if you believe the epicenter for chink travel (Seattle) would have this contained

I know what it means. I'm calling him a fool for believing impossible bullshit.

Fuck off shills

the happening finally happened
it's been good, guys

ITS STILL GOING UP!

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I hope this is a proxy user

Kek holy shit amerifats are incompetent. Here in Australia we had 25 deaths in total we are about to open up our economy again. Just no more flights from shithole countries

lel German faggot. Suck on it.

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>it's a Democrat hoax

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> be a retarded Australian
> think it's already over

So much this. This virus is going to be around for at least a year, and possibly years if the vaccines don’t work. AIDS is still around. Eventually you’re going to have to leave the house and let it run it’s course, although we’ll be stepping out into the ruins of our country.

:---D

Here are your cases and fatalities per capita.

America is in a world of shit.

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Wrong pic, here you go

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>testing too many people
>large population 7x that of Spain

Why are that many people dying of AIDS?

What the fuck?

Nothing bad is happening. I've been going to work every day. I'll come home change, go the gym then take my wife out for dinner. Feels good to be a state that isn't locked down. All you panic fags will feel pretty silly when this all over. If we're being realistic, certain interest groups have a stake in the economy being shutdown for as long as possible. You're one of their shills or just another useful idiot.

Just read in the news, Aime ORourke and Areema Nasrem nursed have just after being infected of corona since end of march, both in their 30s leaving families behind.

I don't know what to say, everything i do say will sound lame, they both died on their posts leaving families behind.

By voting republican

Because they are full of inbred retarded rednecks

>can even afford a snuggie
sad really

ameritards are too ignorant for their own well-being, myself included

what did he lie about, in 2 weeks it will drop to zero like it did in china

This is really ridiculous. If we did this it’s playing right into the chinks hands to piss off Germany and get them to buy more huawei. Christ I’ll hold my nose for Biden if it’s true

Is that you pierced nipples chan?

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> I remember nothing but I had only 1 beer

it is a controlled demolition

Does dying feel better in the US too?

No we're not. We have at least another 3 months of lockdown ahead of us.

Even then we'd be stupid to allow anyone in from countries with third world health systems like the USA, until at least next year.

Poor America. We truly pity you folks.

People are still socializing

So socialism did it.

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Also, this virus is going to be a new normal seasonal thing that no vaccine can treat that will end up culling the planet's population down to where it's supposed to be. It targets degenerates and retards and the elderly, who by rights should all die.
We've reached the end of our days cheating natural selection and the reaper out of the game.

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america has pimples

It's over for us. Not for shitskin countries

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>2 weeks

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>How did America fuck this up so badly?
The correct question to ask is, "How did Bill de Blasio fuck this up so badly?"
Here's the answer:
Bill de Blasio, the mayor of New York City, said it's okay for everybody to go outside and continue on with their own business at the start of March.

USA is basically Africa now

>Why are that many people dying of AIDS?

Niggers and homosexuals.

It’s hard to get blacks to comply with rules under any circumstance.

hmmm

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