Brit/pol/ - The Kindred of the Kibbo Kift edition

gonna jack off after gf goes to sleep
not much going on tonight lads, just bored

reminder that there will be no cure for this virus. no vaccine either. it's a SARS-type coronavirus with ADE and HIV cell binding methods.

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>gonna jack off after gf goes to sleep
Why not just pop your willy in her willy recepticle?

Waiting for mine to Fuck off to bed .

whats your end game?

Shes on the rag and wont let me near it
Arse is a no go too

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Last ciggie then I'm off to bed. Fucking bored out of my mind anyway. Goodnight chaps

>Can you expand a little on this? What do you mean by "I can't"?
I get anxious. In public i have to walk at a fast pass and if i stand around too long i begin to freak out.
In work its the same, the noises freak me out.

I like to suck off British men and swallow the salty cum.

I love in in my mouth. Pull my pants down, fuck my arsehole and beat me up. I'm a sick faggot with coronavirus.

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that fucking feel
>decided to spend lockdown together rather than not be able to see each other at all
>getting along ok but going a bit mental with boredom and unable to get a minute alone
>least sexual situation I've ever been in
>sneaking off to the loo to crack one out like I'm 12 again every few days
grim tbdesu

She is catholic lads, that is amazing x

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if it's so bad why are you posting about it and not enjoying your life while you still can?

Based

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1246194345918816256
>still buying medical shit from china

why dont we get some emergency factories set up making this stuff and get some bastads sewing

Gotta train her to not fear rag sex

Fuck it, I'm filtering this boring retard/bot.

I mean they kinda didnt sell out exactly but were encouraged and forced to by (powers that be) to try and get the chinks on board as a player in the global order and so we could larp gay cold war II (or is it III now) shit

Tories need to fucking burn. Boris doesn't have the balls to call a spade a spade and tell China to fuck off.

She has PCOS so she has like one period a year, its not usually a problem. All this shit has caused her to have one out of stress.
That and i just feel like a bit of alone time with me and the hand every so often.

Doesn't she know we're in a crisis? Doesn't she know that she has to do her part too? I'm outraged.

>the noises freak me out
What do you mean? For me there are certain classes of sound that consume my mind; they take over everything and at the worst they can interfere with my sight and outright blind me. Anger is a common reaction to these sorts of sound, and I jump at sounds a lot too.

>hand every so often.
bruh

boris is in china's pocket. why else would he shill huawei so much? they need to bring back capital punishment for people like him.

Has slayed way hotter qt's than you.

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Yes he should’ve gone with the american spook suppliers instead.

It's more to destress
I dont want sexy times i want to just get some relief and feel sleepy.

Machinery, doors opening and closing all the time, the radio, people talking too loud etc.
>Anger is a common reaction to these sorts of sound
Yes, same lad. Often a boiling rage, i'm surprised i haven't hurt someone desu

>
where are you getting that Alistair Campbell is jewish? Jack Straw is 1/8th Jewish lmao you tinfoil bender

I'm a nutjob,
pint cans in my grandson's lunchbox

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Get the dopamine rush and drop off into dreamless sleep eh user?
It's not particularly healthy, but I can't fault you given all that's going on.

Confused campbell for mandelson. Straws as gentile as boris is british

Hey Pasta lad.
Catholic? I remember another user sayings she's protestant? I dont really know.
Doesnt really matter either way to me.
Christian is good enough :)

>tfw can't work at the polling booths while holding a political party membership

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Alistair Campbell is pretty much a pound shop Henry Kissinger

Got pissed writing emails and forgot about Brit/pol/ but nignog OP neglected links

They are preserved here

>Important Greggs news
metro.co.uk/2020/04/03/greggs-launches-diy-tutorials-can-make-chains-popular-baked-goods-home-12505425/

>UK announces 684 more coronavirus victims today: Total death toll reaches 3,605 and more than 38,000 people have now tested positive for the infection as Matt Hancock warns there could be 1,000 deaths per DAY by Easter
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8184551/UK-announces-684-coronavirus-victims.html

>Persimmon directors give up bonuses
constructionnews.co.uk/financial/persimmon-directors-give-up-bonuses-03-04-2020/

>Construction: coronavirus villain or saviour of the economy
constructionnews.co.uk/agenda/investigations/construction-coronavirus-villain-or-saviour-of-the-economy-02-04-2020/

>Mace and McAlpine furlough workers
constructionnews.co.uk/contractors/mace-and-mcalpine-furlough-workers-03-04-2020/

>Wates announces staff furloughs and pay cuts
constructionnews.co.uk/contractors/wates/wates-announces-staff-furloughs-and-pay-cuts-02-04-2020/

>Morgan Sindall furloughs 1,000 staff
constructionnews.co.uk/contractors/morgan-sindall/morgan-sindall-furloughs-1000-staff-02-04-2020/

who was right? Plato or Aristotle?

Labour was peak performance when these four were in charge

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Yeah i wont make a habit out of it and become a huge coomer.

Did the rest of you get a letter from downing street this morning by the way?

Which party are you a member or?

curious to know, how many on here are unironically christcucks.
usually they stick to outer

I mean I think they're wankers but they were the most competent politicians in a generation.

Four horsemen

what does that even mean

Jennifer Aniston is here to let you know, if you actually kind of like self-isolating amid the coronavirus pandemic, that’s OK too. Yes, while many are struggling with cabin fever in lockdown, Friends star Jen has offered a different point of view – admitting it ‘isn’t that much of a challenge’ for her. And why? ‘I’m a born agoraphobe,’ the 51-year-old admitted.

‘This is kind of a dream,’ she added. ‘Not a dream, it’s obviously a nightmare. But, me personally, it’s not been that much of a challenge.’

Garden

>Often a boiling rage
You might well be autistic mate. Obviously I'm not going to sit here and assume the role of a professional when in reality I haven't a fucking clue but based on my own experiences and on how this stuff negatively affects you I think it might be worth it to go for a diagnosis and find out if you are.

Is there anyone in your family that is autistic?

>I’m a born agoraphobe
Getting tired of people wearing spastication as jewelry.

>gingers are so fucking genetically defective

Ingsoc :)

What do you know about both?

Shame they never used all that competent politicking to do anything positive

I fucking hate scientists and journos, blaming the public for the virus and not taking it seriously. These same scientists and journos, pathetic wotsit-spined careerists, sat there and watched the government give out ridiculous, false and dangerous information and did fucking nothing to stop.

>"B-but it was g-government advise, I can't"

- FUCK OFF. The scientists and journos knew that the government was lying, yet to save their shitty small-capitalist careers and air conditioned offices they did NOTHING.They sat there and let the lies fester. Only one professional dared speak out. The rest of them, under the guise of "political neutrality", sat there and did NOTHING.

And now they're blaming the workers for following advise not TWO WEEKS ago they sat there and endorsed. A plague upon these cowards!

She was so pretty in the 90s.

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plato was a spastic

>brown
>competent
He sold our gold for a fiver and a 10 pack of knock-off Lambert.

>Jennifer Aniston at 51

fellas

that they have in common? politicians involved in Iraq war. men with penises (presumably)

All twinky Greekoids were wrong

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>neglected
it was entirely deliberate, sick of every cunt having their 2 cents about this virus plastered all over the place as if its vital breaking news, one OP a day without links will not change a thing for the realities of whatever is to come.
its just noise at this point, background static.

I know, they created a casus belli out of thin air.

dying for a pint

Is this the sequel to ghost rider?

I want to go for a diagnosis, but is 25 too late? If that sounds retarded (probably is) but it never really crossed my mind before.
>Is there anyone in your family that is autistic?
No, but the men in my family are hyper-male. I've heard autism is a hyper-male brain?

youtube.com/watch?v=xa0qshcRhDQ

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Do you like kino, anons?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ox8V_YwKvjY

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Are you going to expand on that or?

Managed to pull off a weekly shop at Lidl this afternoon.
80% stocked, not too bad. Walking the mile there and back, never seen so many over ,70s out and about.
Standing around in front gardens, out walking with no dog/shopping bags, by bus stops.
Made all the more obvious when I saw fuckall people under 70.
Wtf is going on, death wish or some weak rebellion?

Cringe le old men rapping.

You implying that saddam couldn’t liquidate us all in 15 minutes? Anti semite

why does that ginner appear to have a pointy head and feet that magically disappear in to the floor?

Fingers crossed for long baily tomorrow, need to see labour further trampled into shit

Aristotle.

Watch the Deal 2003 with me lads. It's Film about New Labour :)

channel4.com/programmes/the-deal/on-demand/36432-001

Numerous writers have said that boomers see themselves as immune and living forever, which likely will result them indulge in suicide parties.

Aristotle in my opinion. He was individualistic yet ethnocentric if that makes sense.

No, what'd it say?

>implying Starmer or Nandy would do any better