/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2899 - WEBM EDITIONS

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>215 new cases and 16 new deaths in Spain
What was Spain’s numbers earlier today?

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>covered up virus for months
>disappeared people who tried to warn the world
>China saves the world

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Need more

Sadly the artist is having a poll to vote between preggo and futa.

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Praise be!

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Hows your State holding up fellow Mutts? TN isn't looking too good. At least I have a nice big yard and my neighbors are shut-ins so I can still go outside and grill and smoke weed

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+850

Did the retard in chief say anything interesting during the presser?

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1.1m get

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Colorados guaranteed to give us +6 dead right corona?
Please?

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built for BWC

based chinks had only 31 new cases today

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>more threads than planets in the solar system

Total nothing burger

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ALL HAIL BRAZIL'S NEW PRESIDENT!

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Fuck off CIA

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>Most people who get put on ventilators die
npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/04/02/826105278/ventilators-are-no-panacea-for-critically-ill-covid-19-patients

>CDC now recommends masks
At least there's going to be no panic buying because that shit's been out of stock for months

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Everything good must come to an end, heh...

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Y tho?

Cope general

weed lmao!

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is that "canon" now ?

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[Nurse:] Excuse me? Doctor? If you have a moment?
[Doctor:] A moment? What's the question?
[Nurse:] More of a situation, a gentleman in exam 3.
[Doctor:] What's the problem?
[Nurse:] That is the problem, we're not sure.
[Doctor:] You got the chart?
[Nurse:] Right here.
[Doctor:] Not much there, is there?
[Nurse:] No doctor, no obvious physical trauma. Vitals are stable.
[Doctor:] Name?
[Nurse:] No sir.
[Doctor:]
Did someone drop him off?
Maybe we could speak to them.
Let's get some background on this fellow.

[Nurse:]
No ID. Nothing
And he won't speak to anybody.

[Doctor:]
Well, let's say "Hello".
Good morning, I'm Dr. Watson.
How are you today? How – are – you today?!
Look, son, you're in a safe place.
We wanna help in whatever way we can.
But you need to talk to us.
We can't help you otherwise.
What's happened? Tell me everything.

It's like a 20% survival rate once you're put on a vent.

Post coronavirus related links

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1.full

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.30.927871v1.full.pdf

pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/patent/US2006257852

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16007097

cell.com/cell/pdf/S0092-8674(20)30229-4.pdf

pdb101.rcsb.org/motm/242

researchgate.net/publication/5642354_The_geographic_distribution_of_the_ACE_II_genotype_A_novel_finding

whiov.cas.cn/105341/201911/t20191118_5438006.html?fbclid=IwAR2LUGqVYlaNjTxePL3N5xctiGTvHHMGeCocY6z6k2E6tW2aC_PCBcRRPs0

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4229671/

nextstrain.org/ncov

echo.msk.ru/blog/aillar/2615505-echo

archive.vn/6bjsn/image

justice.gov/opa/pr/harvard-university-professor-and-two-chinese-nationals-charged-three-separate-china-related?fbclid=IwAR26A0s234YRVUxtyyxpEVKHnCwErgU_y8tBM91HGv7oJwW4k9DCciIg36g

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0166354220300528

nature.com/articles/nm.3985

archive.is/c1plk

archive.is/FAZIl

archive.is/pq1oU

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22312351

archive.is/eXe3c

archive.is/Lq6n0

mp.weixin.qq.com/s/oG90UTOXyDsUNRUyXy4Y7Q

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32133832/?fbclid=IwAR3LHLplRtmPZED3jt_Hjf2ZKysmDcXMU5LgVgNPcqNAtb9EzcQBKMtCIoI

>chingchongbingbong prease say FANK YUU TO CHINER. Great peepo of Chiner distribute many mask that duburr as toyret paper. Grourious reader Xi infect whole world to show Han resolve!

Shes so ugly. Do ccp shills honestly think this propaganda works on anyone. Especially considering no one in the west even likes chinese to begin with. Everyone knows the virus started in china and that china is causing this issue.

LOL! I get called CIA in a cvg general!

Todo concluye al fin
Nada puede escapar
Todo tiene un final
Todo termina.

No, there's all sorts of edits for 1 mil

What happened to the user who was drawing a doujin of Corona-chan?

What I meant is that genetically or ethnically identical people will develop completely different culture and habits depending on the kind of regime they're living under.

such evil in her eyes.

stop bro for fucks sake. We've had enough faggotry these past few decades

stop shilling your thread Billy

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Should I go to the store to get some beers for the weekend?

(((OUR))) MEANS FOR ISRAEL

what state?

China flu summed up in one comic

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Trrrrble. Vast majority of our tests are in backlog, so we're driving blind?

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Imagine a month ago Italians were happily eating pasta an enjoying the fresh air and sights of italy. then drown in blood

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wow, it's fucking nothing

that's what I was thinking, chinese are definitely demonic, doubly so for communists

I will laugh for a day straight when bill dies from corona
I hope I survive long enough to witness it

Have you been able to get a mask mein Neger?

lol Trump is pissed

Can someone explain if it's airborne AIDS why is the average incubation time 5 days instead of 10 years? And why do AIDS antivirals not work? We don't understand viruses well enough to develop something like AIDS that is not AIDS.

Go away Mossad

TRUMP IS GETING PISSED OH ON NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

baking bread

>didn't stock up on hard alcohol
NGMI

Okay, gonna be honest.
I'm feeling very anxious suddenly, even shaking. For months I have been pretty cold about this, but I think I have reached my limit with all of this.
I want this to end now.

accidentally posted in retard thread

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>take random photo in US
>people in it roughly represent the obesity rate

based amerifats

/cvg/ was right again. Even the fucking WHO is behind us.

Hi Finland. Can you suck me?

When are CIA-regime-change shills going to realise that the CCP has cleaned up China's act A LOT. Anyone saying that the CCP is the problem and not Chinese people in general is either a shill or a clueless retard parroting lines fed to him by the American deep state.
Remember, the Chinese problem would've been dealt with if the Mutts didn't stick their big noses into the Pacific and nuke the Japs. China's power is 90% an Amerimutt creation!

futa shit vs preggers instead of
>a nice dress
>muh messy hair
>anything else

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We know your tricks disinfo agent. Get out of here, mossad CIA asset

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anyone have the rest of these?

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rundown?

>doubly so
Check. Chinks don't have souls, that's why they behave like this.

Its always darkest before dawn user. But the sun rises

kill urself fag

Morale is down here as well
China is asshole

waiting for 1k in USA
feels like for forever

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Mississippi is fucked if anyone cares, just want to laugh at our fat asses, or laugh at old people dying. 184 new cases today and 3 more dead

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TRUST THE MODELS

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HONK HONK

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hello friends
maybe someday soon i get bored so maybe i draw (pencil)
but i donut know what to draw
give me some corona-chan ideas and maybe i draw them
but i am bad at drawing so if i post any please donut bully me

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Kys glownigger

Can't wait for Civil War to start once the plebs goes bankrupt

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Imagine a month ago when Italians were hugging chinese people

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The real question is where and between whom will the first war over masks and ventilators occur?

Edit?

There a pregnant edit yet my dude?

what did they ask him lol

They have them in vending machines at u-bahn stations now lol

fuck off

Hasn’t this whole aids shit or the paper it stemmed from been debunked like two days after it initially came up?

>still on track with exponential growth
niceeeee

there are no brakes on this train, learn to enjoy the ride

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That is the case since day 1

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>Nice try FED!

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Ching chong bing bong

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No CIA.

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Degenerates have taken over. The red Chinese dress is really hot imo.

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1000 of what?

Bro. Bro. Bro.......

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A reporter asked him what Kushner meant by (((our))) supplies, and Trump got pissed

And he won't speak to anybody.

Look, son, you're in a safe place.
We wanna help in whatever way we can.
But you need to talk to us.
We can't help you otherwise.
What's happened? Tell me everything.

She's giving us the chink eye.

>Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
archive.is/5hhjk

"In his early 40s"
Thats young?
Fuck off doomer.

Holy globohomo propaganda, they are just as bad as NATO.

This.

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Such a punchable face. Unintentionally

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It's going to be quite fucked up here. Hope I'll survive, no way we all don't get it.

Not today MI-6

dead in Us today

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fuck off faggot

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>no aging either
She needs to go full slan-tier

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Preggo, that way we get more Corona-chan that can grow up again, followed by both getting pregnant.

lol get stuffed

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LET ME OUT

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Diarrhea check?

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Dumb Aqua poster

I get you... There are so many easier way to do it. Why force something that will alienate people to pleas one or two retards that spammed their fetishes at the artist?

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Could have given her some really neat dresses

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I'll check your check buddy. Same digits too.

reporter asked a dumbass antagonistic question trying to pit him against what Kushner said yesterday

A coworker of a woman in another country that I chat with died of corona, she said. And one of my coworkers just died of corona. Fuck, what are the chances?

I would run off to norilsk or some other closed city of I was you Ivan.

The physical: When the pain is manageable in my rectum I try to ignore it, try to live, do stuff. But when it gets too much then I can’t do so much other than sit on the toilet and take hot baths, stay in bed. I usually listen to music very loud. Just trying to cope with the cramps and all the pain. •
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Mentally: Most of the days are pretty good, I’m trying to stay positive, trying to see the happy ending. Trying to laugh (I laugh a lot). Do stuff that makes me happy like playing the piano. Being with my family, chat with friends on Instagram. But I also cry, at nights, I cry a lot. I’m just letting go of everything, just surrender to all the feelings, good and bad. And if feels really good. I need to let go of everything. It’s okay to cry.

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Please 4 in Colorado at least corona please

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And he won't speak to anybody.

Rather preggo for sure, fuck that futa trash

exactly

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This is so much better with audio, her broken engrash and accent are built for BWC

independent.co.uk/news/science/appalling-irresponsibility-senior-scientists-attack-chinese-researchers-for-creating-new-strains-of-8601658.html

>Senior scientists have criticised the “appalling irresponsibility” of researchers in China who have deliberately created new strains of influenza virus in a veterinary laboratory.

>They warned there is a danger that the new viral strains created by mixing bird-flu virus with human influenza could escape from the laboratory to cause a global pandemic killing millions of people.

>“It’s a fabulous piece of virology by the Chinese group and it’s very impressive, but they haven’t been thinking clearly about what they are doing. It’s very worrying,” Professor Wain-Hobson said.

>“The virological basis of this work is not strong. It is of no use for vaccine development and the benefit in terms of surveillance for new flu viruses is oversold,” he added.

>knowing who it is
I just save the pictures cuz they look cool

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We're you enjoying the inflation? It was getting a bit comical. He can draw what he wants, I won't and can't stop him.

Based.

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1/3rd of sweden will die

Getting them at the super market whenever I go, otherwise I dont leave the house

Basti said every Austrian will personally know someone who died of this by the time this is all over

OVER 1,000 DEATHS in THE US TODAY

swede user you are going to die like the rest of us. your 26th century "high living standards" won't save you

he won't speak

Why does he even post in twitter, though ?

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No

There were several sources that pointed to it, a case study with over 500 patients (this is more than some medical test's) and a Harvard professor that pointed to certain similarities to HIV in the RNA

>what are the odds
increasing exponentially

I wonder if the CCP expected to convince even a single person with this.
The woman has so much conceit in her expressions it enfuriates me.

i hate china

Yeah you do, glownigger.

[spoiler][spoiler] [/spoiler][/spoiler]

Not that I've seen yet

How safe is it to order fast food from Door Dash at this point lads?

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>CIA getting this fucking spooked
lmao, get fucked fed. I bet you hang out with the jannies on discord

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How much longer until all the doctors and nurses are dead or quit?

Norilsk has a very bad ecology and not a closed city at all.
closed cities like arsamas-16 or tomsk-7 are actually closed cities even in normal times, you can enter but you need some permission or whatever. Not an option

Event 201 has been part of the pastebin for months, gilipollas

>trying to shill on cgv's team of regulars
big kek

First off, yes Chinas numbers are fabricated, and after making these I’m wondering about South Koreas numbers too.

Notice the lag time for most of these charts, 16-21 days after an infection point nearly the same amount of people have died.

Notice the world charts at the bottom, one including Chinas numbers, one minus Chinas numbers.
Places like Italy & Spain it’s been pretty widely reported that they haven’t kept up with counting the dead so their numbers of dead should be even higher.

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You probably know hundreds of people easily

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Futa=gay

you're in a safe place.

You’re adding another person to the chain of custody for your food. Better to get it in person.

I 100% agree. You might want to turn off your Yas Forums pass so others can see your post.

Outrageous prices.

he won't

vimeo.com/402577241

Achoo, gweilos!

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arguebly

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If you must: call ahead and pay over the phone if you can. Then quick in and out with a mask on. Or drive through if they have it.

Nigger we're ALL intel in here. ALL OF US. Me, You, that other anons. We're all just here on behalf of our governments trying to get info. Anyone that says otherwise is JIDF

>futa
ugh coomers are the worst

Get back to printing money, fed.

Twitter is based

It was a bit too much for me, but that was the main idea so changeing it wouldn't make sens (and even than it slowed down)

safe

checked
i bet pregnancy is going to be the main route. She's already lactating and there is the ?! near her stomach.

>FLATTEN THE CURVE
>DUDE STAY INSIDE
>#StayHomeWithMe
>#SaveLivesWithMe

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The only ones that believe in China's numbers are the globohomo trying to convince the World that USA = dumb and bad, China = smart and good.

who could it be?

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Fuck off argibro bakes

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>if we don’t lockdown literally everything a hundred thousand people will die
>this somehow translates into ITS A NOTHINGBURGERDURRRRRR
man the holocough deniers really give me big thinks

Corona stays in the air for hours. If you go into any store you're breathing the virus from dozens of people who walked in that store in the last several hours.

So is this an opportunity for 3rd World shitholes to finally get the independence they want from countries like the US, China and most of Europe?

I mean, a crisis like this fucking the world (With the US being one of the ones that's going to get hit with the most) would be Venezuela's wet fucking dream. Hell, if you think about it the entirety of SA could sustain themselves

asking for a peroncho friend

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>this feeds the coomerism
Moar?

Redpill me on the nothingburger meterosexual insta filter stonks boomer

I concurr. Please do not listen to the /lgbt/ sickos, you'll ruin a nice thing.

My province (BC) has listed 40-50 cases for a week straight now with no increase. Something aint right there.

Praise be corona-chan
PRAISE BE HER NAME

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I've seen with my own eyes groups of Indian people doing mass deliveries all in one car just like they were before this shit started. I absolutely wouldnt trust brown town right nown.

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keep coping

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The virus is not related to HIV. The only reason it's been called airborne AIDS is because it reduces certain immune cell counts rather prominently. Maybe lymphocytes, but I don't remember.

S'okay, I did the same. Do we have any "experts" actually predicting realistic death counts? Stupid leafs seem to believe their own retarded experts by proxy of ours or something, so it'll be interesting to see how they react when our "expert" predictions get BTFO.

I would prefer increasingly depraved levels of ahegao, perhaps with increasingly large objects of penetration. We can still "grow" without futa or pregger.

get out

If futa shitters win I will personally eradicate the coronavirus

It Is time to kill all chinks

can't help you

It's coming user

I do enjoy his earlier draws. I think he should have started a lot smaller and increased at like half the pace. I wonder if he'll keep going with the growth.

lol

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It is the best opportunity to kill that piece of shit Maduro.

So is coronachan as dangerous as they say? There are so much conflicting reports that it either kills or doesn’t kill healthy people, and reports of known celebrities and politicians who have tested positive but seem to be fine. And please no andrechromie bullshit or psyops bullshit.

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Marshall Law

any specific requests ?

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Based song, portubro. THIS SHIT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME

Should have had the existential dread back in January when we realized what it was.

You'll be numb soon, fren.

All the faggots wanting dicks is why we have tranny infestation in western world. Disgusting creatures

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