Morning lads, hows everyone enjoying the lockdown? For me, if it wasn't for alcohol and weed i'd be going insane by now.
>Australia Says True Coronavirus Infections Could Be as High as 10 Million Cases
usnews.com
>Australia closes internal borders to capitalise on fall in new coronavirus cases
news.yahoo.com
Today is the weekend.
==WAKE UP YOU BOONGS==
Now is the time to fortify your home and
make weapons you all should have 3 months worth of food by now. Edge your windows with razor blades or screws place boards of nails directly behind where someone would come through your window people will come.
Let the NEETs starve.
"It'll be gone when summer comes"
I'm boycotting daylight savings this year, what's the point if I'm staying at home
Did this happen with the Spanish flu?
Get fucked glowie, eating dick is what you do
>if it wasn't for alcohol and weed i'd be going insane by now.
Sad. Get a hobby. Work out. Learn something new like a language or musical instrument or how to make shit out of wood.
Weed and booze has ruined your ability to even think.
Hungry now. Want big boy burger. Get mad
I might go get a breakky hero roll from HJ's.
Walk to the shops and shop in a full store
Go for a run around people
Ride your bike around people
Walk down the beach around people
>All good user it is essential
Walk down to the beach with a rod or drive alone into the wilderness with a ride
>SOCIAL DISTANCING MUST BE OBEYED THIS IS A LOCKDOWN
I am seething at the inconsistency, I just want to get away from town for a few nights on my own and hunt deer.
Victoria is fucked
Did a 16 week stage 3 lockdown happen with the Spanish flu?
Did you get me my one (1) hot coq to be given in a traditional fashion?
I am going out to buy some liquor tonight, i guess im gonna drop 80 bucks for enough to last me a bit, but i feel like such a fucking alcoholic buying all that liquor at once. I'm just paranoid the stores will close.
Morning glownigger.
It's a bit early for a saturday morning Yas Forums, but I appreciate it all the same.
During this time of lock down, make sure you have a child. Not procreating is the greatest punishment there is.
>unbroken lineage stretching back into time forgotten
>out of all the uncountable possible people, the infinite possible genetic combinations you are born
>don't have any children
>ending your entire genetic lineage forever
>now is the time to fortify your home
>not 12 years ago
user I...
m8 the lockdown isn't for corona (though the pandemic does make for a helpful and convenient excuse - pestilence could not have come at a more opportune time). The lockdown is for the food riots.
They don't want you being self sufficient, they want you to stay in place and starve.
First off, yes Chinas numbers are fabricated, and after making these I’m wondering about South Koreas numbers too.
Notice the lag time for most of these charts, 16-21 days after an infection point nearly the same amount of people have died.
Notice the world charts at the bottom, one including Chinas numbers, one minus Chinas numbers.
Places like Italy & Spain it’s been pretty widely reported that they haven’t kept up with counting the dead so their numbers of dead should be even higher.
In 7-10 days expect Australias death toll to be near 1,000
who else here /unregistered toilet paper/?
>populating an overpopulated earth
not procreating is the greatest gift you can give the world
yeah mate, i've got the 28 day trial, it turns into sandpaper after 28 days
All of Asia's numbers are lies, because the cornerstone of the cultural psyche is not the quest for truth, but the quest to save face.
All things are permissible, so long as they appear to be better than every other Asian country around them.
Be China
>Have pandemic
>Looking real bad
>Whole world starting to blame you
>Must save face
>Lie
Be South Korea
>Get Chinese pandemic
>Get to blame them for it (saves face and puts down regional rival)
>China starts lying about numbers
>Infection rate now higher than China (losing face)
>Lie
Be Japan
>Get Chinese flu
>Get to blame China (put down regional rival)
>Country full of neets
>Slower spread than ancient rival Korea (look better than other regional rival)
>China lies
>Korea lies
>Have Olympics this year
>Now have worst infection rate in Asia
>Lie
Even the Western nation's numbers are lies, but they're less false than all of Asia.
Burger... you know what I'm not even going to correct you. Make sure you don't procreate and do so right now
was australia 75% white with 25 million population on the back of a bad drought and massive bushfires with the worst food growing season in over a decade and lowest head of cattle in years and now have everyone quarantined disrupting the supply chain even further
need more 3 months food anons.
Thinking about getting a bidet desu
I'm not sure if you are supposed to keep a flannel in the shitter then though to dry off.
>the worst food growing season in over a decade
It's the worst food growing season since 1950 when we produced enough to feed ~9million people.
>only had 8million people in the country at the time so it was considered a bountiful supply
>Thinking about getting a bidet desu
i have one, pic related.
Nah, people were less pussified then.
They got up and went to work with the coof.
fuck
and other countries are starting to stop food exports.
guess we are going to thin the heard
Get one, you'll never go back to shit tickets.
I want one with a misty spray that only lightly tickles my anus, not one that will burst hemorrhoids.
hello there little nigger
They seem pretty cheap.
I had an Indian bloke tell me that the western world is backwards for not cleaning properly. I managed support workers at the last job and he wanted one for a guy who needed his arse wiped.
You can get some that just clip on to the bowl.
Oh it's so much worse than that.
>We need to produce enough food to feed ~30million people
>We have export contracts to ship enough food to feed ~30million more
>We are about to harvest, slaughter, and fish enough food to feed ~14million people
based
I've tried those japanese toilets which wash your ass but all I found was that I then had a really wet ass and there were still crumbs of shit around. Maybe I was using it wrong
let me guess, aussies will be starving while food produced on chinese owned farms leaves the country?
Yeah, you can see how quickly the chinese virus decimates countries in Asia where they live like ants.
Look at Indonesia and the Philippines, they are less competent liars.
how many kangaroos do we have?
The poms own more than the chinks. Not that that makes it okay.
Something is fucky about our reported numbers.
Are we so chinked we’ve become China
Fewer than we have camels. But you're asking the wrong question.
>how many kangaroo farms do we have within a single day's drive of our major cities
Maybe not - I never would have thought this of any of our politicians, but Scomo telling students and visa holders to GTFO and go home makes me think nationalising our farms might be on the way.
Indonesia is great a lying
>test no one outside the tourist spots
>have no infections or deaths outside the tourist spots
Not that they thought that strategy up. Pretty sure Thailand was the first to do this.
based scomo telling temporary immigrants to fuck off
im liking this virus so far
The Australian government and medical profession is trying to get 80%+ of our population infected, they just want to do it over the next 18 months rather than the next 10 weeks.
Our numbers are carefully crafted to be high enough that people won't break the lockdown early, but low enough that people won't break the lockdown because it doesn't appear to be working.
It's a tricky balancing act. We have to appear to be successful in mitigating it, but not too successful.
Not recycling your shit tickets.
FFS.
We can't feed them, and he knows it.
>inside every neoliberal kike loving faggot is a hitler just waiting to burst forth
>indonesia great at lying
There's videos of them dropping like flies in the streets.
the chinese government didnt want China to get trade and travel bans due to plague so they covered it up and let the whole world get infected so that we'd all have recessions and China wouldn't be as fucked compared to us
>nationalising our farms might be on the way.
I wish, but you're being too optimistic. They also loosened restrictions on student visa workers ( why the fuck do students have working visas. Get the fuck out)
Yeah, but that's not from coronavirus, see, because they didn't test for it.
>"great" is relative
>everyone knows it's a lie, but they maintain it all the same
>have to save face
Yeah I know.
I have my own food supply because I don't believe it - but I can still hope.
>been preparing for the global famine since about 2010
>GSM won't be this cycle, but this will be the last 11 year period before it
Anyone know how steep one underwear can and to run so many ads? They're expensive as fuck, 30 bucks a pair, and lycra panels don't work anyway. Is it some chicom scheme?
Meanwhile
>>mobile.abc.net.au
And now they are letting backpackers extend their visas to pick fruit.
Where are they going to be in self isolation?
They normally live in groups in caravans or at hostels, environments where infection will spread easily.
We will have more foreigners walking around spreading it.
Fucking based hey?
hopefully, some pay back is very justified
fuck defence. you need an attack plan
am I reading that right in that 2032 will be the expected solar minimum?
There have been like 3-5 different drugs found that kill the virus. Newest kills it in 24-48 hours:
>An anti-parasitic drug available throughout the world has been found to kill COVID-19 in the lab within 48 hours.
>A Monash University-led study has shown a single dose of the drug Ivermectin could stop the SARS-CoV-2 virus growing in cell culture.
>“We found that even a single dose could essentially remove all viral RNA (effectively removed all genetic material of the virus) by 48 hours and that even at 24 hours there was a really significant reduction in it,” Monash Biomedicine Discovery Institute’s Dr Kylie Wagstaff said on Friday.
When this this be weighed into the debate? They have all but ignored every cure that has been found for the sake of extending the hysteria and police state. NO MORE
that's a grey area
even if you could buy a house in the country on a fruit picking salary i cant see aussies jumping at the chance
and we need fruit and veg big time
Notice that there is no more mention of "herd immunity" in the media?
I guess they got told off since last week.
Herd immunity at the expense of our parents and grandparents its RETARDED when there is a multitude of old abundant and safe drugs that have ben 100% found to KILL THE CHINK NIGGER VIRUS
even way back in the early 1900s they got chinks and islanders to do all that shit
any of you cunts got that turkish or whatever shit skin race they are pic of them having homo sex in a circle?
Diversity propaganda.
Look at the actors.
Lots of big shitskins.
One built Scot.
Scrawny Aussie.
Decrepid old Aussie.
More shitskins.
Can you get herd immunity without infecting or vaccinating everyone?
I got sick and had to take time off work, back next thursday unless still sick.
Thinking of just quitting and get those welfare bux atm. But I'd have to put my savings into my homeloan I guess.