/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2897 - WEBM EDITIONS

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You can't make this shit up....

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>memeflag

never fails

Thanks Argiebro!

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So, in your opinion, how fucked are we after today's absolutely retarded move by our government?

>AFTER SO MANY MONTHS, HE STILL BELIEVES CCP NUMBERS!!!!

>WHO WINS?

D I P S
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The world hates us NEET losers so we hate it in kind

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>be ayy
>send virus to dirty humans to kill them
>they nuke each other into oblivion when continuity of government fails
>have to search new planet because Earth is now radioactive wasteland

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Ecuador gone

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Depression.

Look at the kikes poisoning the well again.

High IQ move. It's a first test of what happens if we remove the quarantine. If nobody gets infected, we can go back to normal life.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2020#April
Wikipedia records deaths of notable people.

41% of recent deaths are due to COVID-19. This is worldwide, including areas that haven't been hit hard yet. The average age of death of COVID victims is 7 years younger than non-covid victims. Blowing out the "they would have died anyway" meme.

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How we doing herdbros?

What's happening in that video?

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I'm in Connecticut, guys. Is 1000 cases really that bad?

>Zhey found ze cure?
>Activazione le hantaviruse mutatione for humane to humane infectionné

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Post the coronavirus deaths per day vs others graph please

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Lucky mutts have dumpf in charge

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Do homeless even know what's going on?

whatever you say, chang

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People in Iran protest. They want a lockdown.

Operation: Cull The Herb(CTH) seems to be a success so far

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Why would aliens that advanced need a planet?
Imo, if there were any technological aliens around, they would have destroyed our planet millions of years ago, as the atmosphere composition is a dead giveaway for life.

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Satisfyingly badly

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We won't see the consequences of this until after two weeks, and if a lot of people got infected, we're fucked. In best case scenario, I guess you would be right.

>Oui, Monsieur.

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Ummmmmmmmmm guys...? France is at 1.2k again
I thought yesterday was just a one off backlog dump

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People who draw political comics should be imprisoned.

Roll for Chend and Shlomo both dieing of Corona in front of their shill computers

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Christ almighty.

Modern life is artificial life, we miss the moon and the stars.

Because we aren't happy in our own lives so we post on Yas Forums and join deathcults so everyone else can feel the same daily misery we suffer. It's okay, bros. Someone out there still loves you.

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Most younger people think the world is shit. And they are right. But unlike the boomers and early millenials, they can't afford the lifestyle to be complacant about it. So they'd much rather see it all burn to the ground in the hopes when its rebuilt, they will get their share.

who gives a fuck?

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Good job WHO

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Is spaghetti with meat sauce and parmesan cheese the indisputable best food of all time?

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Holy shit... Are they even reporting numbers now?

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Wucha doin there rabbi?

Yep.
This is another thing people dont seem to fucking get, the entire start to finish of corona is almost a month. The deaths now? from mid march infections.
Shit takes ages, contagious for long periods of time. everything now results from about a month ago.

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The left cant meme

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nightmarish

Because warp drive is a movie and it takes time to move between systems.
Having a habitable planet as nice as ours with all the water, arable land, biodiversity and heavy metals is a precious thing in this godforsaken universe.

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Is Mexico very bad right now

Thanks

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I mean, they might get infected and become superspreaders. I want that to happen, I just wanted to know how many would want to infect/be infected by others on purpose or if they'd rather avoid people

>beating dementia and Alzheimer's

Fucking hell

Not far from ALL cause pneumonia too. Double fucking hell.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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5-6 days is the median incubation

Styxhexenhammer put out a video saying that walmart in Vermont is banning the sale of seeds as "nonessential"..... could be legit or bullshit. Idk, I don't particularly care for that dude. But that's potentially big if true

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In all honesty, before the happening i hated my job and i welcomed the excuse to stay at home fulfilling the dream of my 10-year-old of playing vidya while at home

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nah what kind of pussy you are? The collapse is needed because in post society world there is no police to hunt you down if you manifest your destiny

FPBP

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Post >yfw their too poor to have a bed and need to sleep in the street in black sleeping bags

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youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo

Victims are younger in UK, they have a worse virus?

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im happy.

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Oh wow thats concerning, it has beaten pretty much all pathogens and starting to compete with people shitty life choices, which are by far the highest cause of human death

Is this the Brazilian strain user talked about months ago?

Easy there Mohammed.

an end to complacency - the status quo is where evolution goes to die. I'm also tired of people telling me that they had things way worse when they were a kid. everyone shut the fuck up once people started dying.

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Fake Virus

...

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I am depressed and my life is boring, I have no friends where I live and my family is thousands of kilometers away., this happening has at least given me something to be amazed at and it has disrupted the day to day routine that feels overwhelming.

this looks worse than some apocalyptic movies

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A depressed and highly suicidal one.

WAT MEANS

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>Because warp drive is a movie and it takes time to move between systems.
Once you're past a certain technological point, you don't even care about time anymore. Your immortal until the heat death of the universe.
What is a million years to a being that lives in a perfect simulated paradise?
>Having a habitable planet as nice as ours with all the water, arable land, biodiversity
Why would that be needed? Space stations are much more efficient.
>and heavy metals is a precious thing in this godforsaken universe.
You can find heavy elements everywhere. I would argue that light elements are much more precious due to their fusion potential.

>actually thinks political cartoons which have been getting published commercially since the 17 century are memes
kys

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I like pasta but wheat is so bad for digestion

t. bulk

Hope so

Because the first world has topped out on mazlows hierarchy and has been for decades. We try for self-actualization but fail every attempt because we lack the underlying appreciation for what it took to get here. We wallow in self-pity and lack purpose, our lives having little to no meaning at all. When we die we will all be forgotten. We take anti-depressants just to function and even then we bathe ourselves in vapidity.

This world is kind of shit. To focus solely on survival would be to truly live. I can’t say that I truly want horror at my front door, but if it happens, then I did my best to be ready, and there’s not much I can do to stop it.

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This is the end of the world.

do vegan diets help against fighting covid19?

donald "COVID" trump soon

Normalcy bias is the tendency to believe things will always be the same
archive.is/SixmA

Good article explaining the NPC Nothingburgers.

what's with people posting anime girls? are you making fun of them for being chinese or what?

Poor cunts

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This world is horrible, and society at large is responsible for making it so. It must be destroyed.

that guy is so narcissistic it's insane
feels kinda weird to see a cartoon where his face isn't hyperexaggerated desu

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A bolognese you mean? Certainly.

>Peronism at his heightest.

How fucked are we next winter?

Are you ok Brasil?

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Reminder that this is a specialist coronavirus ward in the highlands

>No ventilators

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As the time passes, the virus will become more aggressive? This why China, Korea and Japan have few victims compared to Italy and Spain? Is the lockdown a mistake? When we go out we find a supervirus?

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>Lower Respiratory Infections
Coronachan will fight herself for the next jump?

Cases so far have been under control. What happen today was fucking retarded from all point of views. Like no one knew all this people were going to go to the banks to get pay?

Fucking idiot, also fucking retards can't fucking use a fucking debit card? Where are your sons or grand children? Fucking boomers.

They have /THE HERD/

nice digits, take this tho you might need it in the near future
suicide.org/hotlines/california-suicide-hotlines.html

This post is why your economy sucks.

Was this one of the assholes that ended up testing positive?

F
Imagine the smell.

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we are just unhealthier

Yes. It is just São Paulo, a shithole city (not the entire state).

12% of the population, 40% of the deaths! Our race will survive!

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Forced to participate in a civilization we don't understand doing things we don't like for a goal we don't care about with people we don't relate to or like. There is no hope for some people in the current status quo, all we can hope for is a new one.

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we will have to evaluate how global freedom of movement and commerce works but to answer your question, yes

F U C K ALL -OOMER MEMES
GO BACK TO INSTANORMIE

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No reason for him to lie about that. He's in Europe right now though so his information is from a third party. Either way if that's the case I'm legitimately worried.

literally yes

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In fact, the best song to summarily describe Yas Forums is this:

youtube.com/watch?v=N26N7lQHNW8

Too bad the bong never stops shilling the chinks

Pandemic II

>Game Mode: Easy
>World Leaders ignore deaths
>international travel is never truly stopped
>Public doesn't wear masks
>Death Cults in multiple countries
>Superspreaders cough on food
>Young people have virus parties
> Medical professionals encourage not to wear masks
>Limited testing
>Limited Medical supplies
>Active propaganda dismissing virus as a hoax

Viruses get less aggressive, not more aggressive, as time passes, don't they? Their whole thing is, if they want to survive within any population they have to mutate until they get to a point where they're not fatal enough to kill their victims before they can transmit it.

>that moon face
>healthy
nigga needed to eat less

I thought viruses only killed niggers and chinks wtf

>all the choriplaneros and boomers getting infected
I'd say that pretty based move

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Everyone with a functioning brain could've expected this. They should've done what PAMI did for the elderly's vaccines. But nope, they preferred the full retard approach.

>muh movie told me you will reach a technological point where you dont even care anymore
>space stations are much more efficient than a whole planet
>cherrypicking and not realizing its the combination of all
You kind sir are well below triple digit iq.

ecuador videos and pictures on par with wuhan.

lurk

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fucked a hooker who looked like that once.

Remember Bergamo, 3-4 times the amount of deaths in a single month. Very easy for the services to be overwhelmed.

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Fucking great. More neets. I could imagine this is only going to be a recipe for worse.

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Don't be a fag. My life is great, I just wish world didn't endulge in all the kike trany clown world bulshit. Normies learn only through pain

2M when

also what is webm about? video?

nothingburger

Except at the very beginning with dumbfuck Ginés underplaying corona, they had done a pretty good job right up until today.

As it happens, Swedish experiement will tell us soon enough.

boomers cant be bothered to get their debit card but can wait hours and hours while we are in emergency?
we deserve anything that happens

Cheked.
Worst, Dutch.

>muh movie told me you will reach a technological point where you dont even care anymore
Movies don't do that. It's perfectly rational to assume that pleasure-seeking creatures would wish for the ultimate pleasure.
>space stations are much more efficient than a whole planet
Fact.
>cherrypicking and not realizing its the combination of all
Combination of what "all"?
>You kind sir are well below triple digit iq.
Well then you must be well below double digit iq.

Just a flu, bro.

F

A year ago, 1.7k on average died daily in France
Today, 1.1k died from JUST coronavirus
we're fucked, can't for death statistics next year

Ecuador got its own doomsday strain, didn't it? Do they get a virus-tan too?

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Poor Chang, just a joke by now.
Kek.

1M Repost

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With cancer added

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Because I want to create a new and better society and this is exactly the head start I need.

It's just the begging

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I'm not a NEET, i'm actually an electrician but i got stuck at my job as a croupier

Shhh, he doesn't realise that.
He thinks /tg/ invented memes in 2015

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The world end downhill after 2008 crisis and Obama. Now it is God's payback. Maybe I'll die and go to hell, but at least I'll go happy seeing so many crooks also going with me.

Eye on the TV
'Cause tragedy thrills me.
Whatever flavour
It happens to be like:
"Killed by the husband",
"Drowned by the ocean",
"Shot by his own son",
"She used a poison in his tea",
"And kissed him goodbye".
That's my kind of story.
It's no fun 'til someone dies.

Don't look at me like
I am a monster.
Frown out your one face
But with the other.
Stare like a junkie
Into the TV.
Stare like a zombie
While the mother
Holds her child,
Watches him die
Hands to the sky,
Crying, "Why, oh, why?"

'Cause I need to watch things die from a distance.
Vicariously I live while the whole world dies.

You all need it too.
Don't lie.

Why can't we just admit it?
Why can't we just admit it?

We won't give pause until the blood is flowing.
Neither the brave nor bold
Will write us the story, so,
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing.

I need to watch things die from a good safe distance.
Vicariously I live while the whole world dies.

You all feel the same.
So, why can't we just admit it?

Blood like rain come down.
Drum on grave and ground.

Part vampire, part warrior.
Carnivore and voyeur.
Stare at the transmittal.
Sing to the death rattle.

Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
Pull your head on out your hippie haze and give a listen.
Shouldn't have to say it all again.

The universe is hostile, so impersonal.
Devour to survive.
So it is. So it's always been.

We all feed on tragedy.
It's like blood to a vampire.

Vicariously I live while the whole world dies.
Much better you than I.

So are Americans still calling it a hoax to gun grab and make Trump look bad?

This virus is a nóthingbúrger in India, why the fuck are we on lockdown for 21 fucking days

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>First case in the Falkland Islands
No where is safe, Antarctica soon...

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Viruses don't "want" or "need". They just somehow are

2 weeks

They found a more severe variant in French genomes, unironically. Hits ACE2 harder.

>tfw no corona gf

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Because brahmani said, dahlit

It was the other nigger

Yes.

Im still sorry for the qts

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Absolutely true. You should just disregard the lockdown and encourage others to do so aswell.

yes and no, long periods of time, not enough for this. they can get more aggressive but it just means that particular strain will die off. But until it does off.. you get the gist of it.