4km Asteroid will Destroy Civilisation April 29th

No it won't nigger

we'll never get this lucky, dont kid yourself

When the "news" talks about asteroids hitting the earth, they're preparing a "cover story" for a bomb they're planning to explode (or something). Nobody in power cares about our ability to spend our final days with our families.

>In fact it will pass on close approach at an estimated distance of 3.9 million miles from Earth.
Fuck off.

That's the comet not this ffs.

Look, you faggots promised me a pandemic. Nothing.
Next it was Yellowstone set to blow! Nothing.
Now its a fucking space rock!!

Death is stasis, we are reborn to the world of the dead. This is hell isn't it?

Thank god for BBC like you

If humanity were going to be destroyed what's the purpose with locking everything down? Why not just let people live their lives and disappear in a flash?

It's set to pass by Earth, when it does it's 3.9 Million miles away.

You're worse at spreading lies than the Chinese you fat nigger.

Big Nibbaru coming to sling his 26,000 year dick all up in our atmosphere. We all about to get lit.

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Mods need to start banning doomsaying faggots like OP. If there is an asteroid, it will make at worst a near pass that might be visible through telescope. You dumb cunts ALWAYS fall for this SHIT. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.

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Every time an asteroid comes within a few million miles from Earth it gets 100 click bait articles saying how we're all going to die.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................if it hits which it wont.

Second Impact happening?

>the daily express
top kek

>1 post by this ID
[x] doubt

Who pays these fuckers to make 1 post threads?

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>we gots to cover it up man!
>proceeds to make news articles about it
doesn't make a whole lot of sense now does it?
Think with your head not with your happening boner Mr Mosley

The jews

Is this the next stage of Zephyrfaggotry? Jesus fuck you happening dipshits need to fucking chill.

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Are you talking about the roadside bomb in Nigeria?

yawn

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daily express is also fucking national enquirer boomer tier, they make shit up all the time

Will we get to see Atlas before the impact???

Nice b8 m8

4km Asteroid will Destroy Civilisation
Oh noes! Yas Forums has never made a prediction like this before.

Can't they just launch gretta at it? She can use her enormous forehead to deflect it.

is this true? Are they really letting us spend time with the Senpai? I've just been sitting in my house alone for the last 3 weeks. I need to go to mommys and get tendies.

Hey that's my birthday!

This hell I bet even an american kid could tell this is bullshit granted they're white of course

>You have twenty-six days to get the fuck off this planet.
There's a movie script in here.

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Every time with this shit
>muh anons 2012
>muh omuamua will BTFO us all
>muh Yellowstone
>muh tel aviv will nuke Iran starting ww3
Nothing will happen as usual

Can't believe this shit thread is still going

Google this bitch
9.03.2020 г. - Asteroid (52768) 1998 OR2 will pass at some 4 million miles (6 million km), or about 16 times the Earth-moon distance.

16 TIMES Earth Moon Distance !!!!
16 TIMES

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CLARIFICATION: This article originally claimed that asteroid 52768 (1998 OR2) will approach our planet in April, and that the rock would be "heading our way". In fact it will pass on close approach at an estimated distance of 3.9 million miles from Earth. The article was also accompanied by a graphic showing a stylised asteroid hitting Earth. The diameter of that stylised asteroid was 1,500km, not the 4.1km which asteroid 52768 (1998OR2) actually measures. That graphic has been removed. In addition, a graphic marked 'asteroid warning' has also been removed.

faggot

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> they've put the world on lockdown so that we all can spend our final days with our families
do you even know how stupid and unrealistic that bit sounds? who do you think runs this world? fucking mary poppins? if this asteroid is true we would all still be working to make a few last sheckles for our masters.

it's not bigger than uranus, fag

>asteroid newfag
>16LD HAPPENING
an asteroid just passed at .33 LD at 22:00 UTC
>sauce
watchers.news/2020/04/03/asteroid-2020-gh/

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>initially reported truthfully

Im just giving you information faggot. Do with it what you will.

You're a fag!. closest it gets to earth 4 million miles.
16 times the distance to the moon.
Again, you're a fag

have you heard of the end of the word brother?

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Asteroid pussy fag doesn't have what it takes.

>4km
>bigger than jupiter
this nigger is dumber than ten niggers

Enjoy, coz it's the last you'll ever see. Just hope it doesn't speed up for you to miss it.

The body following the comet is half the size the sun. Africa was hit with a meteorite that destroyed 100 buildings/huts. The Asteroid is now able to be seen with binoculars and is getting bigger by the day.

Finally thank god, i hope it will strike tel aviv and stockholm in that order.

Its not about us spending time with our family irs about the elites being able to go to their bunkers without causing panic or being slowed down.

Never gets old

I remember Yas Forums saying the EXCACT same thing last year, fuck you guys

>this nigger is dumber than ten niggers
kek based and nigger pilled.

>On 29 April 2020 the asteroid will safely pass 0.04 AU (6.0 million km; 16 LD) from Earth.[1]
are you one of the retards that wants to burn 5G towers?

>express.co.uk
ahh the weekly asteroid panic

Kek I member that thread from the other day

Based

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I fucking wish, but things aren't that easy OP. We all have to suffer life.

hahahah funny Australian humor

wait are you implying that we might get hit by debris and stuff from it? Because its unrealistic thinking the comet itself would ever hit us, but its possible for we to get something from it...

>express.co.uk

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>1998OR2
anothe rnumber that isn't equal to any of you

If true that the dust cloud that has formed around it is as big as Jupiter and it comes close enough to us.
It's obvious that it doesn't have the same mass of Jupiter, but if the dust particles gravitate towards us when the asteroid gets close, does the asteroid follow? And if the asteroid continues on its path but earths gravity pulls the dust, does it fuck up the asteroid?

Kek wills it hits us

>He doesn't have his interplanetary spacepod prepped and ready.

>express.co.uk/news/science/1249990/Asteroid-warning-NASA-tracks-4KM-killer-asteroid-hit-Earth-end-civilisation-asteroid-news/amp

In fact it will pass on close approach at an estimated distance of 3.9 million miles from Earth.
Did you even bother to read the article, assdrip?

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