White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #1

people who actually care about what's going on. honestly though, if you just watch the tidbits and out of context quotes from CNN and MSNBC, or even worse, from /r/politics, you deserve to be thrown into a fucking volcano.

so glad to see that reporters act like high schoolers, so mature.

if you actually cared and weren't just a shill, you wouldn't listen to 2 hours of lies. stupid spic

>2 hours of lies
lmao, you are lost, there is no hope for morons like you.

you stupid nigger

it's 5:07 pm, where is everybody

where did the presidential seal go?

have i entered into ultimate doom clown world? I knew I dimension shifted but I didn't think it was gonna be this fucking bad. Are the reporters really disrespectful in this timeline?

>hurrrr let me shill for the orange Zionist or fuck off
KYS kikes

dont open the thread if you are gonna get butthurt faggot. go dialate

lol

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Yeah, completely unconcerned with the virus, to them this is just another opportunity to undermine and attack trump.

getting mad you fucking faggot?

usually its starts ~5:30pm

>dialate
also, learn to spell, cleetus

god fucking damn it, I was in a timeline where they actually cared bout the virus yesterday, I knew today was fucking off. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?! FUCK

VENTILATORS, GO GO GO!!!!!!

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thx leaf

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Lol wtf kind of shilling is this.

Is your attorney general a fucking meme?

is pedophelia also acceptable in this fucking timeline? that fucking girl talking to that old man, something doesn't sit right here. Pretty sure she said she was 16. Wtf is this shit, I want my old world back.

2017-2018 flu season in the US:
44 million suspected cases
20 million visited a doctor
800,000 hospitalized
60,000 dead

Thanks to an 8 year study from Glasgow, we know that every year 7-15% of all ILI’s are caused by coronavirus. So...

4.4 million suspected coronavirus cases
2 million coronavirus doctors visits
80,000 coronavirus hospitalizations
6,000 coronavirus deaths

What were the media, government, and public’s reactions to that flu season? Do you even remember it? Why wasn’t it newsworthy? Hospitals set up tents to treat people, they ran out of masks, there was a shortage of IV saline bags... but no mass hysteria.

It’s literally just the flu.

oh sorry ms smith didnt realize i was in 7th grade english class again. I got a perfect score on the english SAT eat shit.

bump

I have a theory. It’s not there when uniformed members of the military are there. Probably some obscure USC thing about not politicizing the military.

Checked

Or is it a surgeon general? I honestly don't fucking care. Lisping mutt says do as you're told!

fuck off you brainlet. go suck your kike master's limp dick

>how many deaths are acceptable to you
Yeah, total shilling, not like some journos here ask the most idiotic "gotcha" questions out there.

Trump should just come out and say "We're all pretty much dead, ok?" and then just drop the mic and walk off stage.

im not shilling at all dude, i really wish i was.... I killed myself last night and I thought I was gonna wind up in a different time, like maybe 2004 or something but nope i'm in 2020 just a different timeline where the fucking reporters are retarded immature pedophiles... what the fuck kind of world is this and you guys just accept this?!

I might actually register to vote

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>drop the mic
Cringe. Do you think you're on reddit, nigger?

kill yourself faggot zionist

No but I am in your mom

why the fuck is no one saying anything about this fucking conversation with a clearly underaged girl?

Cringe. You must be 18 or over to post here, nigger.

medstime faggot larper

Live exercise means FAKE FUCK ALL OF YOU BITCHES

dude i wish i was fucking schizo, i'd prefer it over this shit fucking timeline. What the fuck is this shit? Other reporters acting like this is just fine. What the actual fuck? If this was my old timeline trump would come out and punch this bald fuck. This is so fucked up.

It does not spread from human to human.

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>0+q+NUkv
You have to go back to redd*t.

that other man just bent over and molested her

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wtf is happeninggggggg

you need to go back to israel you fucking stupid jew supporter

STAFF COMING OUT

Calling someone a zionist as an insult doesn't seem very reddit-tier to me.

"heads up"
they're fucking high schooler mind sets... wtf is this fucking shit. Seriously this time line is fucked up.

Saved the image

TRUMP ON STAGE NOW.

>haha zion don look how organic I am!

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fox news has chat on 74k ppl

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twitter.com/thedumpster4/status/1246130911743262725

if they want people to practice social distancing why the fuck are they always standing close together on stage

DONNIE IS TALKINGS

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People haven’t figured it out by now. They’re IMMUNE.

get the fuck off my board you complete jew nigger

>worrying about sounding 'organic'
Sounds like you're projecting and implicitly suggesting you're a Trump shill.

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why doesn't the US enforce a nationwide police enforced lockdown?
>b-but muh freedumbs
we did it and we are doing just fine with less than 3k cases.

....this is actually brilliant

Opinions from canadians about American politics is always hilarious

cause its a buncha bullshit

there is no virus

Donnie seems a little more confused and out of breath than usual, doesn't he?

Does he have the corona?

>immune
if you mean on strong antiviral drugs, then OK

>150 days to slow the spread

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Every press conference thread you retards come here and do the same shit. Enjoy your stay.