/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2895 - 1 MILLION EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,087,593 (+72,528) ► Died: 58,433 (+5,266) ► (Reset: -05:34:24)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 3.1x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,856 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
US urges citizens to return or stay abroad for "indefinite" time
archive.is/PRWuz

Biggest slums in India report first COVID casualties
archive.is/CDaw7

WHO backtracks regarding masks, now useful in certain settings
youtu.be/IoHTtck5yEM

IMF chief joins WHO conference, says it's humanity's darkest hour
youtu.be/IoHTtck5yEM

Singapore to enter lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/kCXJ4

>RESEARCH
Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
archive.is/gFpGT

Testicular damage
archive.is/I6wRu

Virus thrives in lower respiratory tract, causes pneumonia
archive.is/JvZUt

300 die in Iran from methanol poisoning amid false cure rumors
archive.is/vUzXR

Infection might cause male infertility
archive.is/NLz11

>REMINDER
Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
archive.is/QzYnn

France doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
archive.is/zWJw1

Coronavirus is now 3rd most common cause of death in the US
archive.is/vUFzb

Iran coronavirus burial pits visible from space
archive.is/xLTL1

China doctors pressured into discharging patients in mass
archive.is/dTj9o

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
19:55: 583 new cases and 25 new deaths in Quebec, Canada.
19:54: 62 new cases and 3 new deaths in Puerto Rico.
19:53: 1,209 new cases and 53 new deaths in Illinois.
19:47: 172 new cases in Utah.
19:32: 181 new cases and 6 new deaths in Peru.
19:32: 139 new cases and 6 new deaths in Greece.

>SOURCES
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2020#April
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twitter.com/Stop_Trump20/status/1246165733148708870
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sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0166354220302011
middleeasteye.net/news/coronavirus-turkey-faulty-chinese-kits-not-use
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/chinese-co-sold-sub-standard-test-kits-spain-czech/articleshow/74854360.cms
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Godspeed Corona chan!

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anus blastings

that is all

>tfw no tomboy qt gf to bunker with
IT NO FAIR BROS

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When will we hit 10000 a day

Fuck Bill Mitchell

>9999 damage to all party members
Fucking broken boss

Can my reparations to AOC be in cum?

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>Hasn't doubled yet
Nothingburger

>yfw you've learned to hate Chinks more than niggers
I can't be the only one

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Post the gifs

So I prepped and all, but what should my rationing be once I have to start dipping into my stash? 1500 calories a day? Less? Is a can of tuna every couple of days unnecessary protein?

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Faggot

Lots of info about china and videos from her. mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/

Only Nothingburger CoronaHoax Chads with Bloodtype O under the divine protection of god can reply to this post

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it's okay to be gay user, you don't have to tell us that you are fond of tomboys, you can just come out

PRAISE BE CORONA-CHAN!

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Please kill billions Corona-chan

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I want a billion cases for corona-chan!

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This?

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When?

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Thats what the chinese government wants, Xi Jingpenis will hide behind his people if it means less hate is directed at him

I'll give mine an extra slap on the ass for you, user. She doesn't mind one bit, probably wants to wrestle around after a long day in quarantine.

You need to learn how to be a more egalitarian friend. You need to learn how to hate them all deeply yet equally.

Niggers are stupid, but at least have something resembling a soul

You are aware she's gonna be a Senator soon, right?
>Dems run Cuomo as Biden's running mate
>they're obviously elected because Trump botched the coronavirus response
>Kathy Hochul accedes to NY Governor
>Biden dies in office (obviously)
>Cuomo accedes to US President
>Cuomo appoints Gillibrand to VP
>Kathy appoints AOC to fill for Kirsten in the US Senate

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Nice but no, I could have sworn those game images were part of a gif set

I'd take one over trumpbux...

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Based hivemind.

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Anyone here know someone who got over the virus?

big fat corona milkers

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STARSSSSS

she'll be president within 20 years
she'll fufill bernies dream

I miss beer

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this and based

First confirmed case here lads nowhere is safe
mobile.twitter.com/FalklandsinUK/status/1246169936105541632/photo/1

How are other norcal fags doing? About to pop up RE3 and drink beer since there's fuck all to do right now

I don't remember seeing them as gifs.

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I think he got banned in the last thread

Argentina had cases already

Guys I'm on to something here. 41% of "celebrity" deaths in the past few days have been due to COVID-19: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2020#April

Presumably this applies to the general population, meaning 41% of all deaths right now are COVID-19 deaths. There are a lot of interesting uses of this data

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Rare

China lied
People died

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>1 MILLION

that's
B I G

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>a mask?
>like a condom for your face?

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Okay guys. Given the information we have with finish cases, both dead and recovered, and removing China from the equation the death rate is at about 30%. Given cironachans ability to incubate over long periods of time and a worldwide infection rate of about 90% I’m saying that the death toll will be 2.3 billion by this time in two years.

For you

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She's truly the best girl. I was inspired by her and totally changed my dating preferences after watching the show. My current gf was in the junior Olympics for gymnastics and played club volleyball her whole life. Only problem I have is that she's such a sub in bed, no fight at all.

Dam
Gonna get some odds for this as an accumulator
Feels right

Maybe i've been awake too long...

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FUCK CHINA

"Paschal Donohoe has defended the Government’s massive €200million splurge on PPE after frontline health experts said some of it is “not suitable for use". Smaller gowns were discovered in new personal protective equipment supplies to hospitals and by National Ambulance Service staff in Dublin in the past few days.
The gowns - the arms of which don't even go down as far as the wrists - are understood to have been supplied from China, RTE News reported today. And now the Minister for Finance says the Government is considering alternative suppliers, telling Dublin Live “we are looking at all opportunities” to get more gowns, masks and other protective wear"."

Deliver'd

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>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

Sources
pastebin.com/fRQRf9gX

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 270,062 (6,927) Italy 119,827 (14,681) Spain 117,710 (11,009) Germany 91,159 (1,275) China 81,620 (3,322) France 64,338 (6,507) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 38,168 (3,605) Turkey 20,921 (425) Switzerland 19,606 (591) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Canada 12,375 (208) Austria 11,506 (168) South Korea 10,062 (174) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 8,261 (344) Israel 7,428 (40) Sweden 6,131 (358) Norway 5,370 (59) Australia 5,350 (28) Ireland 4,273 (120) Russia 4,149 (34) Czech Republic 4,091 (53) Denmark 3,757 (139) Chile 3,737 (22) Ecuador 3,368 (145) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Poland 3,266 (65) Romania 3,183 (133) Philippines 3,018 (136) Pakistan 2,684 (40) Japan 2,617 (63) Luxembourg 2,612 (31) India 2,567 (72) Saudi Arabia 2,039 (25) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Finland 1,615 (20) Greece 1,613 (62) Peru 1,595 (61) Mexico 1,510 (50) South Africa 1,505 (9) Dominican Republic 1,488 (68) Serbia 1,476 (39)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +25,185 (+857) Italy +4,585 (+766) Spain +5,645 (+661) Germany +6,365 (+168) China +31 (+4) France +5,233 (+1,120) Iran +2,715 (+134) United Kingdom +4,450 (+684) Turkey +2,786 (+69) Switzerland +779 (+55) Belgium +1,422 (+132) Netherlands +1,026 (+148) Canada +1,092 (+35) Austria +377 (+10) South Korea +86 (+5) Portugal +852 (+37) Brazil +217 (+20) Israel +571 (+4) Sweden +563 (+50) Norway +223 (+9) Australia +36 (+3) Ireland +424 (+22) Russia +601 (+4) Czech Republic +233 (+9) Denmark +371 (+16) Chile +333 (+4) Ecuador +205 (+25) Malaysia +217 (+3) Poland +320 (+8) Romania +445 (+18) Philippines +385 (+29) Pakistan +263 (+6) Luxembourg +125 (+1) Saudi Arabia +154 (+4) Indonesia +196 (+11) Thailand +103 (+4) Finland +97 (+1) Greece +69 (+9) Peru +181 (+6) Mexico +132 (+13) South Africa +43 (+4) Dominican Republic +108 (+8) Serbia +305 (+8) Argentina (+3) United Arab Emirates +240 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Might be

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Is France going to defeat Italy and Spain in the final count?

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Chinese are saving your asses, you freaks, they are our true bros and lend a helping hand in time of need.
We should not be racist, bruh, it's not cool

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twitter.com/Stop_Trump20/status/1246165733148708870
niggers aren't human

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>imf joins
Shits fucked beyond our wildest dreams.

Finally.

FUCK CHINA

"The Netherlands has joined Spain in withdrawing coronavirus equipment bought from Chinese suppliers after finding it defective, a setback in the scramble to meet dire shortages of testing and protective equipment.
In the Netherlands, the ministry of health issued a recall of hundreds of thousands of face masks that had been distributed to hospitals, after finding flaws that prevented them acting as effective barriers against the virus.
The recall concerned almost half of a shipment of 1.3 million so-called FFP2 masks imported from China, national broadcaster NOS reported. The Netherlands has no internal capacity to manufacture masks, and began experiencing shortages of protective equipment early on in the pandemic.
It came after Spain returned 58,000 coronavirus test kits made by Shenzhen Bioeasy Biotechnology after finding the tests were unreliable as they had only a 30 per cent accuracy rate. The tests were the first in a planned roll-out of 640,000 rapid testing kits to grapple with one of the world’s worst outbreaks of the virus."

Immunologists lives to 108, kind of wonder what he knew en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Frankland_(allergist)

Hungry?
1 cup pasta
1 can tuna
1 egg
1/4th cup mushroom
1/4th cup mash potato powder
Garlic powder and turmeric, feeds 1 person, aprox 1k calories

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I genuinely laughed once I realized that was a person

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DEPORT ALL WONTON

>hinese are saving your asses, you freaks, they are our true bros and lend a helping hand in time of need.We should not be racist, bruh, it's not cool

I swear I'd stab you in the throat for that comment if you were in front of me

First off they will drop again the next day's as we reached the weekend, they will start to rise midweek.

If growth continues like this, I estimate 1 1/2 to 2 week's

Fuck all of our governments and boomers for moving all manufacturing to them

This virus has put other things into perspective for me

>20k is the good outcome of deaths in the U.K.

>We lost 20k in one day alone at The Somme

Really makes you think, it’s okay for 60k casualties in a single day but it’s okay because they were white men

Why can’t this Chatterly chick on CNN look directly into the camera??? WTF

I really wish India actually tested more, it’s gotta be going crazy over there right now and they wouldn’t even notice.

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0166354220302011
is this bullshit? is this real? ivermectin to treat coronavirus?

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>nothingburgerfags

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will she get the fbi at her location??

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Countries are beginning to wake up

Chinese are scammers and liars, nuke them

I know 4 people who has it, they are not doing good. It doesnt help that we dont have ventilators.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.53%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.92%) Japan (-0.91%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.40%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-100%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-94%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-85%) Milan (-76%) Berlin (-66%) Munich (-77%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-87%) Barcelona (-68%) London (-81%) Johannesburg (+11%) Sao Paulo (-78%) Buenos Aires (-76%) New York (-88%) Washington (-82%) Miami (-72%) Toronto (-81%) Chicago (-80%) Houston (-80%) Mexico City (-76%) Los Angeles (-71%) Seattle (-68%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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60k casualties in a single day was not acceptable back then either, there's a reason why we still regularly talk about how horrific that war was

Why can’t this Chatterly chick on CNN look directly into the camera??

I'm already rationing my frozen pizzas. Breakfast, dinner and supper. Like 2000 kcal/day for the past month.

DENOUNCE
THE
HERD

just one

Nuke them before they destroy civilisation

>create problem
>offer solution
damn CCP went full jew on this one

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>Walking through a minefield like that


Deserves to be detonated

Oy watch it son
None of that talk
We're a proud and mighty nation and will fix your shit right up

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middleeasteye.net/news/coronavirus-turkey-faulty-chinese-kits-not-use
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/chinese-co-sold-sub-standard-test-kits-spain-czech/articleshow/74854360.cms

>flu has a mortality rate of 10%

More like 0.02%.

>stocks

Irrelevant in comparison to the fixed income markets. Silly post, shoo now.

Perhaps more impactful as a screenshot

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The great debate
who will win?
CHINA QT or SUPREME BOOMER

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Anyone else hate chinks more than previously?

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If it hits 10 million what will happen? Healthcare system collapse or something else?

I don't know why they intentionally send people shitty equipment when it's easily found-out. wouldn't it just piss people off at china in the long run?

41% of New Jersey hospital admissions are on a ventilator
41% of New Jersey hospital admissions are on a ventilator
41% of New Jersey hospital admissions are on a ventilator

why are chinese news reporters so creepy

looks ok.

Build some. They are $100 devices sold for $40k.
You can find lots of blueprints. Here is one to start.
instructables.com/id/The-Pandemic-Ventilator/

>2,856 different strains have been sequenced

stop regurgitating this nonsense. Just because 2856 specimen of the virus have been sequenced doesn't mean they are all different strains.

Nice

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Create problem. Lie on critical information., Take aid from around the world
Then scam countries on PPE by sending woefully defective masks, gowns and test kits having taken payment. Kill all Chinese. DO it now. Shower of rotten bastards.

First they sent superspreaders then sabotaged equipment. The war has already begun the West just doesn't know it yet.

Honestly, cut Korea and Taiwan a blank check if you're going to be importing PPE at this stage. Too many bad actors in China who can't stop cutting corners for a few extra RMB even when it's the soft power opportunity of a century for their county.

The whole world is about to collapse. 40 mil jobless in US alone by the end of April.

The virus has shown me that globalism is a farce

I hope to god we can close down this god-forsaken country we have to the rest of the world and produce everything we need ourselves, fuck the rest of the world, other countries should do the same. In crisis such as this every country is looking out for itself

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can't wait for them to get gang banged once all the dust settles

Who else NEET getting into shape and getting good hair style?

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Can someone tell me what is wrong with this picture?
Hint: she is African

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All memes aside, I think what pains me the most to see is families being destroyed where one parent dies leaving the other alone to take care of the kids.

That shit must feel awful especially for the kids.

Is FRANCE in a world of shit?

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Its deliberate, they are trying to make the pandemic worse in European countries.

/HERD GANG/

Literally who?

>+75,854
Come on. We've been at 70k cases per day for a while now

I agree, the Chinese have unleashed a weapon of mass destruction and deserve nukes in return

It's already at the brink of breaking. 10 times more patients will kill it for good and death rate will skyrocket. And let's not forget all the other non-Corona deaths caused by lack of medical help

>virus disproportionately kills retards
>her entire voting base is retards
>gonna be senator soon
Maybe but not for long

>41% of New Jersey hospital admissions are on a ventilator
Translation: Their numbers are woefully undercounting the number of infected roaming about the state.

>To further determine the effectiveness of ivemectin, cells infected with SARS-CoV-2 were treated with serial dilutions of ivermectin 2 h post infection and supernatant and cell pellets collected for real-time RT-PCR at 48 h (Fig. 1C/D). As above, a >5000 reduction in viral RNA was observed in both supernatant and cell pellets from samples treated with 5 μM ivermectin at 48 h, equating to a 99.98% reduction in viral RNA in these samples.

PLS SOMEONE RESPOND

Yes

>into shape
>jew undies

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>virus is in dogs
>virus is in cats
>virus is in the sewers and rising through toilets
>people are getting infected in apartment buildings due to shared ventilation
>stays alive for days on most materials
>can be spread for two weeks before symptoms
>can be spread for weeks after symptoms
>virus is airborne and can spread from a cough 27 feet away

Here is a Nostradamus quatrain that says something worse is about to happen.
Apologies for the shitty meme, it's stolen.

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short term yes but long term it's suicidal

>They should really strip the mouldings, other architectural features, from the ground floors , reinforce, add a new top floor with the antique features (party time), add a new roof, and turn the bottoms into boat garages...orsumsheeyit

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CORONA'S BUILT FOR BLACKS! archive.is/SLSZl

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>I genuinely laughed once I realized that was a person
why would you laugh at his miserable position?

>will she get the fbi at her location??
she broke no laws.

dream harder muslim cockroach

hair styles are for girls. im working on the body part though. i need to burn and rip the vodka particles imbedded in my muscles and joints for now.

What time is the press conference?

Why do you think burger navy is creating the illusion of weakness

France is the shithole of Europe.
Obviously they are in deep shit.

pls post thicc 1 mil corona gif

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2 mil and 100k dead soon

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>a strain is a genetic variant within a virus species
looks about right, you're probably thinking of clade, not strain, because the media uses the word strain to refer to major groups

go easy on her. there are animals that have a higher IQ than her.

steady on lad

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keep dreaming.

>fulfill Bernie’s dream
Of destroying the remnants of civilization left in the shithole created by third world retards that vote democrat, yes

the pure absurdity of it I guess

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Let's not forget about everyone's favourite human blood sucking animal
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cmYy7REexxw

They've been doing this shit since forever
While I don't mind nuking them (except for the few hotties of course), why do we keep dealing with them?
The other Asian countries don't want to say it out loud, but the main reason they aren't as fucked as we are is because they don't trust the chinks and the WHO
Why the fuck did our governments trust them?

>be unemployed student during peace time
>just got offered a paid internship during pandemic world
>all the normies going jobless

Lads
Why did it take a pandemic to unlock me?

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Status:
Hair: Pozzed
Gym: Open
Govbux: Claimed

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How many days has it been stuck at 70k? Four days? Five days?

On the lower left there’s a little person pissing on the rock

When controlled for hospitalized, flu is 8-10%
Since the only corona patients being tested are largely in the hospital, it will inflate the death rate. Women died in childbirth were counted as a covid death.
Every nation with broad testing showed 80-90% asymptomatic. If we assume 80-90% are asymptomatic, then it brings it to well below 1%
you think that millions of unemployed people is irrelevant to a shutdown you nigger? lmao
The sources are for you to look at

White shit was arrested for same shit weeks ago

An insecticide?
What the fucking hell is this virus?
I can understand why anti bacs may be of use with secondary infections, but an insecticide?

Oh no it absolutely looks like vomit like said, but it tastes great and cheap

based flipped mask

Abigail Shapiro is built for nigger cocks

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why is it so absurd?
typical situation for a micro guy and a giantess

Dengue-chan season will start soon

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>in vitro
it's a meme

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AFRICA HAS FOUND THE CURE
WE ARE SAVED

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retard sources

shill harder faggot

Fake hospitals

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Because they have been bought, duh. Everyone is for sale in brussels.

> stable

I think I legit caught corona. In february I was running around Waw like mad, especially a lot around śródnigger, 5-15km/day on foot, and then I developed a mild, persistent cough, which is normal in this shithole where everyone insists on driving with cheap ex-USSR nigger cars without catalytic converters (yes, catalytic converters are not required). I'm young and healthy, as Americans would say, in built for BBC shape.

Then after a while I developed a weird breathlessness where I would get winded after talking for a bit, and I literally had to catch my breath. This would happen at random times. Then I kept getting random (((colds))), and at one point about 3 weeks ago I woke up to a fever/chills that lasted a day or two (I very rarely get fevers/chills, maybe once every 2 years). Then after the coofing persisted, but it wasn't that bad. I wasn't winded.

Then yesterday, I felt fine, then in the span of 1 hour I went from fine to feeling like I was dying, a high fever, chills, coofing like crazy. I did notice a lack of breath and a high resting BPM (120-130), but probably due to my anxiety condition (for which I take medication). Anyways, I started coughing up some blood, which may have been from the lungs or some just coofing too hard. Almost called an ambulance, but I did the calculus and all they can do is put me on a ventilator since there is no medication/treatment besides being put on a ventilator.

Plus, in the likelihood I did not have sars2, which I likely don't, if I went in the coofbulance, chances are very high I would have caught sars2, plus whatever the fuck I had, so I would have been fucked way worse.

Needless to say, last 2 days I've been megadosing Vit C 10g/day, magnesium, vitamin D, multivitamins, 20L water/day, spyritus, and the fever/chills/coof disappeared, and the blood/breathing returned to normal.

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Fuck the illuminati, pay me to be silent or I will keep exposing the truth

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It's not bullshit although only in vitro as of yet. Ivermectin while primarily used against parasites has been shown to be an effective inhibitor of West Nile Virus and influenza among others