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>UK announces 684 more coronavirus victims today: Total death toll reaches 3,605 and more than 38,000 people have now tested positive for the infection as Matt Hancock warns there could be 1,000 deaths per DAY by Easter
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8184551/UK-announces-684-coronavirus-victims.html

>Persimmon directors give up bonuses
constructionnews.co.uk/financial/persimmon-directors-give-up-bonuses-03-04-2020/

>Construction: coronavirus villain or saviour of the economy
constructionnews.co.uk/agenda/investigations/construction-coronavirus-villain-or-saviour-of-the-economy-02-04-2020/

>Mace and McAlpine furlough workers
constructionnews.co.uk/contractors/mace-and-mcalpine-furlough-workers-03-04-2020/

>Wates announces staff furloughs and pay cuts
constructionnews.co.uk/contractors/wates/wates-announces-staff-furloughs-and-pay-cuts-02-04-2020/

>Morgan Sindall furloughs 1,000 staff
constructionnews.co.uk/contractors/morgan-sindall/morgan-sindall-furloughs-1000-staff-02-04-2020/

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I will NEVER clap.

You should have stayed at the party maxine

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>CREEEEE
It's Abe's OddWorld for me boys

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it's going to spread again if they drop the lockdown before new cases drop to 0 for at least 8 weeks.

GOD I MISS THE 00S

Over 2000 million dead in Croydon already

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the second one on ps1 is fucking 10/10

cromwell should have finished the job

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what are they being infected with? rage

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>*bwoing* *bwoing*
>HUHUHUH
>*bwoing*

Belfast is IRISH you tea drinking sissies!

christ, muh 60 gorillion day incubation period.

Rip Dazza, Jayden and Hayden.

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Maybe but they'll be able to contain it via contact tracing like South Korea is doing becuase they actually have testing infrastructure now.

In 1350 there was a great pestilence and mortality of men, and this pestilence also raged for many years before and after this in various parts of the world, indeed, throughout the whole globe. So great a pestilence has never been heard of from the beginning of the world to the present day. For this plague vented its spite so thoroughly that fully a third of the human race was killed. This sickness befell people everywhere, but especially the middling and lower classes, rarely the great. It generated such horror that children did not dare visit their dying parents, or parents their children, but fled for fear of contagion as if from leprosy or a serpent.

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>wraige

>HIGNFY
>no audience
>looks like watching a podcast

It's fucking eerie.

but sargon said it's nothing to do with race. it's ethnicity, culture, values, NOT race. but the wogs of colour are looking after other wogs of colour while whitey shits on his one people because it has NOTHING TO DO WITH RACE

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it was a simpler time

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All old People. Or london niggers that dont know how to wash their hands. Let them die. Please. So we can move on.

contact tracing doesn't help much when the virus can survive for 17 days on surfaces.

*blocks your path*

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Went to Tesco in the gas mask. Got some people laughing, bought my boomer juice and smokes, and someone from the Pharmacy wanted a picture.

This is why I go out intentionally looking like a jackass, to make people happy. The rest of the time it's just my usual jackass face. The benefit of not having Corona-chan in my lungs is also a major perk.

I state for the record I would never do anything against our government, armed forces, police or private forces hired by said organizations.

My posts on here previous to this one have been purely fictitious and nothing more than locker room banter and I apologize for any offence it may have caused.

I am in no way stockpiling any sort of supplies and am following all Covid-19 regulations issued forth by the government.

My IP is my digital Signature and everything I have stated here is true and may be used as evidence with my total and unwavering consent.

Add this to all future threads please, very important

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Do you not think I know that you piss?

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JANEY'S GOT A GUN
JANEY BRIGGS'S GOT A GUN

tbf
its people like that (knowingly or not) bring people in and then get educated on the real deal.

>the utter state of HIGNFY right now

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nice

>The dancing plague (or dance epidemic) of 1518 was a case of dancing mania that occurred in Strasbourg, Alsace (now modern-day France), in the Holy Roman Empire in July 1518. Somewhere between 50 and 400 people took to dancing for days.

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good find!

>Coronavirus can be transmitted between CATS, study finds, after pet was found to be infected in Belgium
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what's happening lad?

It's like a very unfunny podcast.

dude.
the glasses are on right now.
go on bbc iplayer right now.
people are going to start seeing what shit this actaully is.

British values:
animal rights, except for halal and kosher slaughter, obvs
monogamy, except for Islam, obvs
protect children, unless pakis want to rape them, obvs
racial equality, except for white people, obvs
freedom of speech, except offending wogs, pakis, islam obvs

love me British values me, t.Sargon

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Cracker of a year so far lads

>ex of 4 years walked out in Jan
>struggled to find work since
>now global mega aids

it can only get better r-right..?

CAN HE PLAY

youtube.com/watch?v=rf0mynnd4NM

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>go to iplayer
>"have you got a license?"
>click "yes"
>i don't have one

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Is memeflag femanon here? Some cunt thought he was funny so I couldn't post

Big Lee has had ENOUGH
youtube.com/watch?v=kCKxr8Yo23I

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All streaming from home on screens and no audience to cover up how terrible it is

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I love this movie so much.

imagine being racist in 2020#
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All these fags are booksignalling.
Everyone is doing this now.
All my fucking colleagues have set up their workstations with books behind them and OBVIOUSLY all these elite-tier London cunts are doing it too

Incoming thousands of Twitter BELL ENDS talking about the books behind Paul Merton on HIGNFY

>bombs you (sehr geheim)

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oh my god how did i watch it for so long without noticing how bad it was.

night night ziggeh
see ya in t' mornin pal

Run down please, Mrs is watching Gogglebox.
FML

love the music touch
so emotional

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I'm going to Tesco's with an improvised face mask, no one seems bothered,
I'd be suprised if wearing some sort of face mask in public wasn't made mandatory in the next week or so.

One of the comments made me laugh.
Something like
>worst April Fool's Joke ever
>and I didn't even watch it

youtube.com/watch?v=PvZkZmqyGBs

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he probably is doing more good now than if he actually tried to do good

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nothing short of a full hazmat suit and biolab-level cleaning system will stop this thing.

fucking hell it really is awful

I'm looking for a video where there is a group of Muslims in a Mosque and there is a leader asking them questions about gay marriage ect and he is shocked to see that they all hate fags. Can't seem to find it, any of you lads know the video in question? Much appreciated.

Kind regards

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Fuck off sam

>video of people doing some cringey lighthearted shit at home
>paul merton - "absolutely fucking awful"

who the fuck is sam ?

>implying those videos don't get deleted as soon as the ADL, Hope Not Hate or a similar outfit, who are constantly lurking Yas Forums, hear about them

Anyone seen my frosties?

>He doesn't listen to Vernon Bogdanor lectures
you stupid piss
youtu.be/cCG_Rvd-bn0

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that's actually sad

they are all related and live in the same house, sit on the same floor and eat with their hands out of the same bowl this is literally bollocks, you know it, they know it, bull shit is the corpse fucking radio active jesus fucking christ is it coofing in the coffin?

why are they burying COVID-19 corpses? the virus can live inside bacteria indefinitely. imagine what's going to happen when the body rots and it gets into the ground water.

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don't worry I'm sure it will get the rest of them

well actually 2 layers of cotton T shirt material is sufficient for general public use, wear glasses or sunglasses to protect hands, socially distance and keep up the handwashing but always using soap as this destroys the fatty coating of the virus,

we don't need mega buck solutions, just practical common sense,

masks4all.co/

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make an effective mask at home in a few minutes, easy peasy.

Hazmat is the next step, once I'm paid. Though I'm guessing the cost of those just went up like Saturn V.

Oi lads, don't forget Liz is making a speech at 8 bongs on sunday

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You know :/
She is beautiful and brave and inspiring lads, oh well ow x

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have they given up their fees for the our RNHS? why is the BBC still fucking broadcasting it needs to be shut the fuck down

surpised he is in a coffin, they normaly just bury you in linen blankets.

You lads seen this yet

youtube.com/watch?v=UehW6cBL-h0

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if it was ebola then I'd prolly be thinking full on haz mat gear but in reality this is just a nasty and rather infectious flu.

Didnt you like the ending to Lost?

>3M, says it has been ordered by the White House to stop shipping N95 masks outside the US

i was in the shop before and you have to stand meters apart at the till but in the fucking aisles you have to pass people and touch stuff they touch it's all bollocks literally fucking madness WAKE UP put a mask and gloves on and get on with your lives, so where the fuck are the masks? cheap fucking masks and we can all get back to work fucking hell this is bollocks

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I hope you are all doing well
Wouldnt want to lose any of you

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what absolute shit, fuck off.

Islam don't do crems

Yeah, maybe.
But it's all over Whatsapp right now and if you had mates, you'd know that.

Nawaz on it like a pitbull.

I got a picture of every officer related to Hosni Mubarak. GHCQ add me to your list.

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>the glasses are on right now.
it reinforces somehow that these people on TV are not my friends

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Listen to the way he talks, he clearly knows fuck all about anything.

Rekt

>Not Another Teen Movie

You know the slim brunette girl in black rimmed glasses who masturbates at the start? Is there any solo girl porn performers with that look?

>this is just a nasty and rather infectious flu.
this is worse than ebola and it spreads like smallpox or measles. when adjusted for "recovery" time, the CFR is far higher than the 50% we saw from ebola.

31-Mar: COVID-associated acute bleeding necrotizing brain damage
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21-Mar: Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
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6-Mar: Virus affects blood circulation
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5-Mar: Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
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4-Mar: Virus invades nervous systems
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14-Mar: Infection might cause male infertility
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14-Mar: French doctors:
- Survivors will be exhausted for six months
- Survivors will need rehabilitation due to neuromuscular damage
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15-Mar: Survivors can be left with lung damage for 15 years
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13-Mar: Survivors may suffer from reduced lung function
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11-Mar: Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
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11-Mar: Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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20-Feb: Survivors will be immunocompromised
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13-Feb: Testicular damage
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Yet he has sex unlike you

>look 10 years ago the refugees weren't causing any problems

I have never seen Lost, what happens at the end?

Anyone else like the Courteeners here

Even back in 2011 when grooming gangs were being ignored, Asians were still overrepresented in convictions.

>David Blaines Magic Revealed
come on, don't leave us hanging user

I know it's over
And it never really began
But in my heart it was so real
And you even spoke to me, and said :
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
I know...
'Cause tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight

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we don't put incels on our lists sorry

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It will drop to 0 because no-one will be tested.

probably with a mongy little gf with the same I.Q

It is so horrific and offensive that they are allowed to get away with Grooming Gang Denial like this.

Cringe

i am glad you picked up on the reference.
you put these people in our world for 20 minuites.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THESE GUYS GETTING MORE THAN 100 VIEWS ON YOUTUBE?

let's face it, the 80's, 90's noughties and 2010's were all a huge fuckup,

let's all go back to the 70's when blue denim jackets, flares and red doctor martins ruled,

hell, after 3 months of lockdown we'll all have mullets anyway!

youtube.com/watch?v=aPEhQugz-Ew

THE FUCKING UBER DRIVER IN LEWISHAM WASN'T CONTACT TRACED

>I know it's over
>And it never really began
>But in my heart it was so real
that bit hurts lad

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I mean watched* lol

The ferret was already dead when he put it in his arse hole. Oldest one in the book.

They travel back in time to destroy Metal Gear