PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CORONA HAS BEEN CANCELLED ON ACCOUNT OF CORONA EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: 30 DAYS TO SLOW THE SPREAD 4/2/20
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>Catholics for Trump Launch! 4/2/20
youtu.be/eB14278kmjc
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/2/20
c-span.org/video/?470902-1/
youtu.be/HqnHa9jRRlU
>VP Pence on Bloomberg 4/2/20
youtu.be/ZvfJf02cylg
>2ndLady Karen on April's #MonthoftheMilitaryChild 4/2/20
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>Don Jr on OAN 4/2/20
youtu.be/T8uDarTc6FQ
>LabSec Scalia on HughHewittShow 4/2/20
youtu.be/ziSUBgacV9k
>LabSec Scalia on FoxNews 4/2/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146645460001
>HUDSec SleepyBen on Hannity 4/2/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146704268001
>Trump2020CommsDir Murtaugh on OAN 4/2/20
youtu.be/Pw8FoSa6oD4
>Trump2020SrAdvisor Schlapp on Spicer&Co 4/2/20
youtu.be/8v9Yb9vFHMI
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 4/2/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146689824001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on DoctorOz 4/2/20
youtu.be/tTQB3yxy3Is
youtu.be/I4eq1odcluA
>SG Adams @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 4/2/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146690166001
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on CNBC 4/2/20
youtu.be/qXA014uMV6Y
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 4/2/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146563354001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on CBSThisMorning 4/2/20
youtu.be/BbWEVgbIXbM
>NIAIDDir Fauci on TODAY 4/2/20
youtu.be/jHdblyM_3hs

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MAGA

Damn, and I just started to like Corona. Oh well, looks like I'm sticking with rum.

I would fuck the dog before I'd fuck her.

AWOO~

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Hmm...

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>drinking alcohol

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> spain's reporting keeps annoying me, they keep having inconsistent times when they put out the last numbers
I mentioned their "worst of all worlds" federalism. I can only imagine how inconsistent is to wait for data from Catalonia, Galicia, Basque Country and all other subdivisions

>media rees and says that this is all Drumpfs fault
>start showing his daily pressers to try and stump him with pointed questions
>Trump approval starts to improve because it is apparent that the media is reeing hard
>media cuts all pressers live because they lack (((context)))
>start running polls saying "axtually people don't like DRUMPF"
This is all so fucking tiresome

Press S to spit

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There's millions of bottles still out there, user. You can make do with millions of bottles, can't you?

BUY AMERICAN
DRINK AMERICAN

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Over 40% of Michigan deaths are in one sanctuary city!
archive.is/SLSZl

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MAGA

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DEATH TO NOVEMBERLINGS

The idiocy and easy good nature of Boomers who allowed Chinks to spread and travel throughout the world conducting trade and stealing jobs despite their being filthy communist peasants directly caused this situation. They are “NOVEMBERLINGS”

The people responsible for sending PPE to China in February a week after WHO announced it was likely to become a global pandemic are Novemberlings.

The people who told us not to buy face masks and now tell us we need them after we’ve given them all away are NOVEMBERLINGS.

3M Management are NOVEMBERLINGS.

The Novemberlings must be extinguished for the people to have justice.

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Straightedge wasn't even cool in the 90s, kid.

Admit it drumpftards: drumpf blamed healthcare workers for stealing supplies without any evidence.
>b-but muh Cuomo
He never said anything about healthcare workers stealing supplies.

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DESPITE

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those who consume dizzy water deserve to be shot desu

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Watch your back.

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REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

> alcohol
I'm not sure SpicPiss counts.

Drumpflets aren't human

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What are you like some religious 13 year old faggot, have a fucking drink, douche.

Reminder to stay hydrated and drink wadur

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>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP

Buddy you're a chink make a big noise
Sneezin' in the street gonna be a dead man some day
You got snot on yo' face
You big disgrace
Eatin' your bats all over the place
Singin'

We will we will cough you
We will we will cough you

>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP

Buddy you're a bug man pooh man
Shoutin' on the web gonna take on U.S. some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your weiner all over the place

We will we will cough you
(Sing it out!)
We will we will cough you

>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with The Don gonna make you a deal some day
You got shit on your face
Big disgrace
Some POTUS better put you back into your place

We will we will cough you
(Sing it!)
We will we will cough you

>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP

(Everybody)

We will we will cough you
We will we will cough you

(Alright)

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VERY CUTE

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>be 28 going on 29
>carded by middle age lady at liquor store
>oh wow user, you're a bit older than I am
Is it over bros?

Cat is correct. Only faggots drink alcohol

TUMBLING DOWN

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He was a Inuit.

kind of hard though to keep people at home then cut his pressers like "oh we have more important things to talk about"
like what? we're all trapped at home and the fucking President is talking about the pandemic supposedly keeping us here. what's more important than that?

I don't even know what the channels cut to since I watch White House feed.

>douche
Please don't use this term. It makes me think less of all Australians on account.

It’s almost like they don’t wash their hands or practice social distancing

wheres it say "healthcare workers stealing supplies."?

Oh let me guess, you're religious or something. Even Jesus drank wine, faggot.

Is this fedora proxyfagging as a leaf?

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Are you retarded? How does this even matter? Cuomo admitted that things get stolen in masses (whoever did it doesn't matter) and he hasn't investigated it just to "own orange man" and hide his incompetence. What are you defending?

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checked MAGA

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Mary Jo sends her regards

oddly, they're Cuomo's kids cousins

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>Coof coof flap

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>doomer faggot arguing that tests where not keeping up with virus 5 threads ago btfo
SATISFACTION

wtf

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WOAH BASED AMERICAN POLICE KILLING INNOCENTS

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Nice song mister 216k, maybe a few more of you ilk get a train ticket to hell.

>gets utterly and completely BTFO
>doubles down on his retardation

Kek, stay mad, Changleaf.

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Its one think to support him in 2016, sure you got conned by a con man, but anyone who thinks hes doing a good job with coronavirus has got to be some level of retarded at this point.

the first indicator was he had the lowest approval bump of any world leader in this pandemic

Cuomo never did, and it doesn't give drumpf the right to blame healthcare workers of something that evil without evidence.

A "Brooklyn man" with a very Jewish name of Baruch Feldheim was arrested for coughing on FBI agents while also hoarding hundreds of thousands of pieces of medical supplies while selling those supplies at a massive markup

"Authorities remove almost a million N95 masks and other supplies from alleged hoarder | ABC News"
youtube.com/watch?v=MmNqXaGuo2k

"Brooklyn man arrested after coughing on FBI agents"
>jpost.com/international/brooklyn-man-arrested-after-coughing-on-fbi-agents-623286

"Brooklyn man arrested for allegedly hoarding masks, coughing on FBI agents"
>foxnews.com/us/brooklyn-man-arrested-for-hoarding-masks-coughing-on-fbi-agents

Keep in mind that just a few weeks ago the FBI leaked a memo to the media claiming "white supremacist" discussed coughing in the faces of New York Jews. Ultimately it was a Jew who coughed in the face of FBI agents and was caught hoarding medical supplies for resale

"White supremacists encouraging their members to spread coronavirus to cops, Jews, FBI says"
>abcnews.go.com/US/white-supremacists-encouraging-members-spread-coronavirus-cops-jews/story?id=69737522

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They have really bad luck with random accidents....

A random twitter post is not reality

Now if only Nipple Piercings would drown.

Would you guys still fugg Brooke Baldwin after it was announced that she tested positive for corona? I know I still would.

>Things that never happened for 1000, Alex.

Very nice

You know a beer or two, or a glass of wine is kinda classy. I don't see why people hate so much. Unless you were abused by a binge drinking drunk. In which case you're a pussy for not settling that fight. Drunks cant fight worth a fuck, just don't let them take you to ground in a choke hold.

Emergency approvals just keep happening

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>not drinking alcohol

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lol you guys still post fake news and think anyones fooled

Not at this rate I can't. Not much else to do in isolation.

Right in her dirty fart-box

oh noes

No, but I'm not interested in listening to liberal holes just to fuck.

Is Coronavirus going to end humanity? Is death going to hurt for me? Should I just drop out of college and/or kill myself now? Those are the questions running through my head today. The cases are only getting worse and worse, not better. I fear that death is looking right before me. Slow, painful death. Please try to convince me otherwise.

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>Priorities

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TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN

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Trump could fuck-up a wet dream.

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MAGA has been postponed until May 1st due to concerns about Corona Virus, you can still MAGA from the comfort of your own home.

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You fucking brainlet.
>Cuomo never did
What didn't he do? He said that things got stolen. Period.
>and it doesn't give drumpf the right to blame healthcare workers of something that evil
Cry me a river, faggot.
>without evidence
Again, Cuomo admitted that things got stolen. He had every reason to mistrust him.

>500 people polled
>MoE of 5%

Does a good deed. Gets bad press. I think I'm gonna go buy a pillow from him now

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MORE AID TO ISRAEL. AWOOOO!

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Should have followed government orders to shelter in place.

>no source
>vital information missing
>DUDE TRUST ME

intothetrash.exe

Niggle me this, what is 12% yet also 2/5ths?

> Sat, 3/28
> carded by 20ish chick at 7/11
> oh it's your birthday!
> am 40
Never too late user!

>kys'ing yourself over something that will never kys
dumb

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You are college aged? Chances of Coronavirus killing you are extremely low. Expect mild symptoms. If you have bad luck, you will catch a fever and a cough for up to 5 days

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This is a fake tweet by the croatian fake poster. The twitter handle doesn't even exist. You just fell for low quality bait.

My local hotel has been converted to a FEMA camp. All the stores have had their masks, gloves, and sanitizer confiscated by the government. Ice cream machine is also down at McDonalds.

>canada isn't allowed to buy them
>israel, a country with basically the same GDP per capita, gets them for free
god i hate americans

Asked for evidence to support Trump's comments, the White House pointed to an investigation Cuomo mentioned more than three weeks ago, at the beginning of March, when he warned that increasing anxiety was causing people to steal products and that he'd tasked the police to investigate.

"Not just people taking a couple or three, I mean just actual thefts of those products," Cuomo said on March 7. "I've asked the state police to do an investigation, look at places that are selling masks, medical equipment, protective wear, feeding the anxiety."

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