/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2894 - 1 MILLION EDITIONS

Mysterious Kennedy death..... again

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schadenfreude

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-02/trump-organization-asks-deutsche-bank-for-loan-payment-delay

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Will you donate your antibodies to a person in need?

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So even the fucking mods aren't safe from her. She truly spares no one

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>yfw societal collie imminent and looting starts

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Gentlemen, when do we nuke China?

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Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt
>Poland
>Bangladesh

NOTHING BAD
EVER HAPPENS
TO THE KENNEDYS!!!!

What's happening here, any idea? Supposedly India?

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Yeah, back in January

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youtu.be/9zawUPKSWT0

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Brace yourself for epic goiym sacrifice

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CORONA-CHAN is built for BLACK COCK! 11% of the Michigan population, 40% of the casualties! archive.is/SLSZl

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>virus is in dogs
>virus is in cats
>virus is in the sewers and rising through toilets
>people are getting infected in appartment buildings due to shared ventilation
>stays alive for days on most materials
>can be spread for two weeks before symptoms
>can be spread for weeks after symptoms

spanish flu seriously came from china?

They can't afford phones or other video recording equipment

Rabbi demands Telegram, other social media remove coronavirus posts to ‘kill Jews’

Ok, I meant recently.

>11%
12%*

Can someone please share the image that compared the 2 strains? Much appreciate

he forgot the save word

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>Swedish government took 3 months to figure out asymptomatic transmission
God I love swedistan

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any day now. those fuckers are asking for war.

Wrong, everyone in africa has a phone.
>leaf education

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This is how China defeated coronavirus.

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Was that shot on a potato? Would need better quality video to see what's going on. I haven't seen this video spreading around in India tho.

Just to piss CCPSHILLS off:
TAIWAN NUMBA WAN
TAIWAN NUMBA WAN
TAIWAN NUMBA WAN

Not him but
Theres two ideas - one it came from dirty chinks in china (like most viruses)
or
Some wind blew up horse dung in kansas and infected some soldiers by going into their lungs.

>Elena
literally my mother and her sister

based

>moscow 2923 cases
>800+ rejected hospitalisation
what did they think? whould you stay home instead of hospital?

There were similar vids on /wsg/ and the poster said it shows migrant workers going back to their home provinces for the lockdown. Government provided busses which is the goaö to which they are crowding. Dunno if thats the same in this video

Imagine a world where all the useless jannies got infected.

I'm pretty sure almost all of /cvg/ prepped for exactly this shit

I wish there was a smiling wojak version.

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Can you at least post sexy Asians instead of ugly plastic gooks every time you post?

they are like shitty $20 flip phones that cant record or take pics

breadpill me on generators? Is there a way you can control power surges?

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Yep. I've always wanted to prepare for something, and it pissed me off back in January that I didn't.

I did then, though, but I'd much rather have a garden with vegetables and chickens.

>lets put him in a camp

An asylum maybe.

I would stay home. in US hospitals won't let you visit. They keep you there without letting you out. I'd rather die at home with family and bear and vodka.

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Where is the wojack for a productive member of society who works through this?

Using a generator in the UK is going to basically send out a signal to every looter in your vicinity

Ah shit must have missed the day in class about the availability of telecommunications devices in niglandia

make it you lazy shit

FUCK OFF WUMAO NIGGERS
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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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Based

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no u ppl replaced it with black history month

Cheers, BNO is good enough for me.

SEIZE
THE
MEANS
OF
BREATHING

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REMINDER
>SARS-CoV-2 INFECTION AMONG PETS

The available evidence suggests that the exposure of animals to SARS-CoV-2 may give rise to asymptomatic / paucisymptomatic infections, that is, manifest themselves with actual disease. In the two dogs and cats observed in Hong Kong, the infection evolved asymptomatically. The cat described in Belgium, on the other hand, developed a respiratory and gastroenteric symptomatology one week after the owner's return from Italy. The animal showed anorexia, vomiting, diarrhea, breathing difficulties and coughing but spontaneously improved from the ninth day after the onset of the disease. The report prepared by the Scientific Committee established at the Belgian Federal Agency for Food Safety indicates that in vomiting and in the feces of the animal there was a high viral load. This finding, together with the clinical symptoms, suggests that the animal, after being exposed to the infection by its owner, has undergone a productive viral infection, or accompanied by an active replication of the virus. It should be noted that, in all 4 cases described, the diagnostic tests were conducted using molecular techniques and, at the moment, viral isolation data are not available, useful for defining the state of infection with greater certainty. However, in one of the two dogs in Hong Kong, the positivity of the serological tests supports the hypothesis that the dog was infected with SARS-CoV-2. after being exposed to the infection by its owner, it has experienced a productive viral infection, or accompanied by an active replication of the virus. It should be noted that, in all 4 cases described, the diagnostic tests were conducted using molecular techniques and, at the moment, viral isolation data are not available, useful for defining the state of infection with greater certainty.

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Does this shit even do anything?

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>he doesn't have a nuclear reactor in his bunker
ngmi

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I see Baruch Feldman lost his spot in the pasta.

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>$20 flip phones
those have cameras sweaty

Don't forget that it's airborne, so people just breathing will circulate it in enclosed spaces, and a coof will send it everywhere, even outside.

There you go

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but in china 25% death rate for patients who were at home and less than 3% who were at hospitals

I'm actually Schizophrenic, and if you think this is some hoax, then you're either a Chink wanting it to spread or an utter moron.

He feels a little sick and is currently at the hospital. That is why he's not on the picture, don't worry it's not serious, just the sniffles.

>then you are mentally ill
this is 100% correct.

This is coronachan saying... FUCK mods

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If it has alcohol then yes.

You can get a quiet one and my area is sound. Besides I can get snooty tooty poppity poppity if I need to.

>he doesn't have a dark matter powered mansion

You guys are just feeding him (YOU)s.

100 dollarydoos on the Philippines. RIP

a lot of future-coofers

For most viruses? No?
For covid? YES! It has a weaker shell so it can be destroyed by alcohol (active ingredient in the wipe).

youtube.com/watch?v=c8QNTsOJ1kc

Yeah ok, fuck off now fucking leaf!

Okay. How'd i do?

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Yeah the anti-semitism here is just too much for me.

>mfw Trumpbuxx will take 20 weeks because they're hoping half the recipients will be dead by then and can't cash the check.

I mean its pretty based but super fucked up.

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A Chinook just flew over my house!

But seriously that fucker was loud. Odd to see it fly that low. I'm not going have FBI vans show up at my house am I?

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>he isn't using gravity waves from a super massive blackhole on his bunker spacestation

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Yeah Bongland with your heard immunity is going to make it for sure.

lol I use a similar product to clean my dog paws after each walk, maybe I shouldn't waste them like that.

So, a Nepalese kite forum works that out in about 3 hours and a sovereign government takes 3 months? Truly wonderous times we live in.

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You're trying too hard to fit in.

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Pretty much my entire country is O+ and I don't feel any safer.

Those jeeps mean it's India doesn't it? Probably still sending people back to their hometown now that they've shut down the industry

Maybe its old people who dont want to take that spot if another one could have it a la i have been through enough shit. Could see my grandma doing that

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...

Modi the cuck is busy in sucking cock of muslims

So much for being a fascist kek

youtube.com/watch?v=TS0qnsb5vko

say hi to kot or else covid will kil you in your sleep tonight

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Have any FBI vans flew over your house user?

Just wipe your ass with them

>imagine not mandela dimension shifting into a universe where there isn't rona in the air

Nice going amigo, now pass some of Mr. Wizards finest will ya

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Perfect

my aunt died of it two days ago. stop it.

Welcome to the democratic party Ms. McCain

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Okay guys. Given the information we have with finish cases, both dead and recovered, and removing China from the equation the death rate is at about 30%. Given cironachans ability to incubate over long periods of time and a worldwide infection rate of about 90% I’m saying that the death toll will be 2.3 billion by this time in two years.

>WE'RE OVER 2000 CASES IN MISSOURI
>NEARLY 20 IN THE COUNTY I LIVE IN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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hi kot

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hi to kot
>also this is a very fat kot hehe

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What state are you in user? Last time I saw a Chinook go overhead was when the national guard was being deployed.

>he isn't the corona virus in that reality, bringing her glory to unbelievers
ngmi

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I started off here like that. Then I learned.
Do you believe in the Holocaust?

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It's mass quarantine

is this the one with the big milkers?

No because they permitted faggots to donate blood. I'm on donation strike.

bill has poop fetish

Does /cvg/ exercise at home, and keeping yourself healthy and fit?
Been doing cardio exercise myself.

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Does white vinegar kill 'rona?

Kot says hi back

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Has there ever been an active FEMA camp recorded and analysed?
I don't understand the fear

>hasn't left his house since the quarantine started
haha imagine that

Hentai Kamen lives in Japan, anonymous.

Hi kot

Hi Kot

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why the fuck are you here plebbitor?

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We're simply the best

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>going to some degenerate trailer where some homosexual was breathing in
no thanks

I don't know, it kinda started too slow. This "flattening the curve" works but it also means the worst will be going on for many months.

>being so cucked that there isn't someone doing the work for you
wew

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How does one die of diarrhea...

Agreed. It's everywhere. Do you think there's a way we can report this Anonymous fellow?

Fake hospitals

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this is the fate of all coronachan pedos

>people still believe in the jews

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youtube.com/watch?v=buH3sZo1SNs
There is more video like those?

Fuck the illuminati, pay me to be silent or I will keep exposing the truth

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>com here bois theres bob and vegana

no, intense exercise is a physical stressor, to conserve the immune system in absolute peak condition you should do extremely low intensity things like walking

Propably by shiting out too much of the stuff your body needs to function.

Yes. Here is a minimal to no equipment calisthenic routine.
startbodyweight.com

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Fake tests

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Yes. Every time I feel kinda bored I just start working them dumbbells till I sweat.

Usually dehydration. It happens a lot in disaster areas.

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>6k deaths

dehydration

I'm a mix of unknown shitposter user1488 and akim, waiting for the pillaging and raping to begin while playing videogames at home 24/7, any day now brothers I'll be raping your sisters, wives and daughters soon

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Holy shit britbros, are you okay?

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I wonder why

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Fake deaths. Fuck the CIA ,pay me for my silence

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OH NO NO NO NO NO BROS THE DOW CLOSED NEGATIVE

MY STOCKERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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People have lost their jobs over this nothing burger. We have to reopen the economy and now

here it is

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If i get this shit lads i'm COOOOFING on every boomer i can find

trainwreck

Hi kot!

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Washington peninsula. About 3-4 hours from JBLM so might be heading there. I hear helicopters occassionally but this was a different.

Get out of here, disinfo agent. We already know you work for them.

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It got bad very quick in china, that's why most prep discussion in these threads occured in january and february. There's little to no prep threads anymore because everyone who wanted to prep already did it back then

nobody is ok user

so he's going to shaft them a 3rd time. when will banks stop giving him credit

Though these are interesting statistics, I assume the number per day for other causes is a daily average calculated from say a year's total and not a peak daily number during the year for each cause of death? Therefore if we want to make comparisons shouldn't we look at roughly how long the Corona pandemic has lasted and calculate an average no. of deaths per day for that disease also?

(((They))) know already. (((They))) keep lists.

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so any word on how far off we are from people falling over dead in the streets?

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Calisthenics masterrace
My whole body is still sore from yesterday

Do britbongs buy self defense acid?

funny how the fed pumped the dead cat bounce yesterday even after 6 million weekly new unemployement filings

stonks are a joke, yesterday should have been -15% drop

here you go friend

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tfw laura

>my entire body is sore
exactly what you dont want to be doing

Lol what the fuck is this

That is one fantastic gif

What was so good about the economy that we should reopen it at a risk?
What if we find out we don't even need to to survive comfortably?

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Hi kot. I miss my kots so much. I love you cutie pies, where ever you are.

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chungus

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>a mask?
>like a condom for your face?

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Thanks bro!

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guys, I want to play videogames but this shit has me hooked
to make things worst today my government fucked up big time

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Stay safe, curryfriends.

thanks user

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No. I go to the store at 6AM and buy 24 pack of beer.

>look morbidly obese cat walking haha funi
get this plebbit shit out of here

You forgot
>virus is literally medusa and transmits by reading posts like this

I exercise every 3 or 4 days whole body. Has worked great so far.

There's prep for Wuhan and there prep for 3 Wuhans in time.
For me it's a huge difference. Because I'm not willing to eat plain rice or pasta with mayonnaise like certain people.

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Thanks user! Head is a bit weird, but still good job

They'll be back right on these jobs as soon as it reopens in two months or whatever.
Is Trump bux not enough to make it through them (not good with US prices)?