/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2893 - 1 MILLION EDITIONS

>nearly 60k dead already
bros....
i think i want out, now

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For anyone that hasn't seen this masterpiec yet
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI

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One million dead when? Sooner the better if you ask me!!!!

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>father makes a huge fuss over me wearing goggles for protection when going out to buy supplies during pandemic lockdown
>gloves and face mask are apparently okay but wearing googles is "insane"
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, EVERYONE WILL THINK WE'RE CRAZY!!!"
>forward 1 week
>just now he bought mom a full on HAZMAT SUIT
>told me to come outside to "see something"
>it's just him laughing his ass off together with my mom while she's posing for pictures of herself wearing that shit
What the fuck is wrong with boomers?

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middle and anyone who says otherwise is giant gay pink haired retard who drinks soi milk

Is the fish cleaner cure working guys?

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Middle is best.

Is this real?

Call me when there are 100million dead

Until then it won't even have a meaningful inpact on the worlds population.

NOTHING

:hamburger:

There's no getting off the ride, user. See this guy , he gets it

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Check

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I mean yeah but left has wider hips

its too late now

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>Nearly 5k deaths
>it’s only lunchtime in CO

Holy fuck

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Well, you wake up in the mornin', you hear the work bell ring
And they march you to the table, you see the same old thing
Ain't no food upon the table, and no pork up in the pan
But you better not complain, boy, you get in trouble with the man
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a ever lovin' light on me
Yonder come miss Rosie, how in the world did you know?
By the way she wears her apron, and the clothes she wore
Umbrella on her shoulder, piece of paper in her hand
She come to see the governor, she want to free her man
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a ever lovin' light on me
If you're ever in Wuhan, well, you better do the right
You better not stumble, there, you better fight
Or the chinks will grab ya and Chang will bring you down
The next thing you know, boy, oh, you're prison bound
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a ever lovin' light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a ever lovin' light on me

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sorry lad

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The Chinese are burning their TP supplies.

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Why isn't America shut down?

There are moments when a single snail can make a world go extinct.

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C H I N A

It surely will be more than 25000 per day

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I've created an excel table for myself to exclude the cases from china. Here's two graphs. One shows the general growth of cases, the other the growth of the rate of death from the concluded cases (recovered+dead).

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CORONA-CHAN IS BUILT FOR BBC! JUST LOOK AT HOW MANY NIGGERS SHE'S KILLING! archive.is/SLSZl

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Good work user, keep at it

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Now you understand why we're still in lockdown, user

>Spotify

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mid.

Middle.

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All of them, at the same time

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Has that best fit line moved at all from the 100k April 15th intercept?

To get the numbers up

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Bros, i have a scratchy feel in my throat.
I barely go outside.

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have I got a high temperature? am I going to die?

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I remember a story about a plane that caught on fire, and the passengers didn't get up to leave the plane. They waited for someone in authority to tell them what to do. No one wanted to be the first person to stand up and leave. They all died.

This guy gets it

shit bait, fuck off

The question is, will anyone bother counting at that point

We haven't even started. How many fucking times does it need to be said, you dumb faggot?

>le sad frog face i-i want out
Then fucking kill yourself then

What sorcery is this? He picks up a static charge but how the fuck?

I hope so as well, mass death of normies is needed.
Yes, in burger land it is almost a crime to say you dislike fat ugly women, they nearly force their population to worship ugly monsters.

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>just now he bought mom a full on HAZMAT SUIT
>told me to come outside to "see something"
>it's just him laughing his ass off together with my mom while she's posing for pictures of herself wearing that shit
Please be real, where are you from flaggot?

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You're already dead. 98.6 is average temperature, m8.

Yuge disaster

wooooowie hot cummies....

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That was great and strangely arousing.

I made this a few days ago. I think the slope has increased by a few hours over the last week.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 266,279 (6,803) Italy 119,827 (14,681) Spain 117,710 (10,935) Germany 89,838 (1,230) China 81,620 (3,322) France 64,338 (6,507) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 38,168 (3,605) Turkey 20,921 (425) Switzerland 19,606 (591) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Canada 12,375 (178) Austria 11,506 (168) South Korea 10,062 (174) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 8,229 (343) Israel 7,428 (40) Sweden 6,131 (358) Australia 5,350 (28) Norway 5,296 (58) Ireland 4,273 (120) Russia 4,149 (34) Czech Republic 4,091 (53) Denmark 3,757 (139) Chile 3,737 (22) Ecuador 3,368 (145) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Poland 3,266 (65) Romania 3,183 (133) Philippines 3,018 (136) Pakistan 2,637 (40) Japan 2,617 (63) Luxembourg 2,612 (31) India 2,567 (72) Saudi Arabia 2,039 (25) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Finland 1,615 (20) Greece 1,613 (59) Peru 1,595 (55) Mexico 1,510 (50) South Africa 1,505 (9) Dominican Republic 1,488 (68) Serbia 1,476 (39)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +21,402 (+733) Italy +4,585 (+766) Spain +5,645 (+587) Germany +5,044 (+123) China +31 (+4) France +5,233 (+1,120) Iran +2,715 (+134) United Kingdom +4,450 (+684) Turkey +2,786 (+69) Switzerland +779 (+55) Belgium +1,422 (+132) Netherlands +1,026 (+148) Canada +1,092 (+5) Austria +377 (+10) South Korea +86 (+5) Portugal +852 (+37) Brazil +185 (+19) Israel +571 (+4) Sweden +563 (+50) Australia +36 (+3) Norway +149 (+8) Ireland +424 (+22) Russia +601 (+4) Czech Republic +233 (+9) Denmark +371 (+16) Chile +333 (+4) Ecuador +205 (+25) Malaysia +217 (+3) Poland +320 (+8) Romania +445 (+18) Philippines +385 (+29) Pakistan +216 (+6) Luxembourg +125 (+1) Saudi Arabia +154 (+4) Indonesia +196 (+11) Thailand +103 (+4) Finland +97 (+1) Greece +69 (+6) Mexico +132 (+13) South Africa +43 (+4) Dominican Republic +108 (+8) Serbia +305 (+8) Argentina (+3) United Arab Emirates +240 (+1) Algeria +185 (+19)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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idiit

>literal cold war for ventilators going right now
globalism is F U C K E D

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mid with the wider edit

what in good god's name are you doing m8. also that's a great way to get a UTI and eventually sterile.

Iranian video. They got hit really hard and there's a huge cover up. Deaths probably in the tens of thousands. Satellite pictures confirm.

I still dont understand why every retard rushed and stocked up on toilet paper for the next 50 years in a single run and this bothers me.

I have a good source (GOB employee) that says that Alabama will be issuing a SIP order this afternoon.

witness report from largest hospital in south germany, city of mannheim:
17 corooners, 6 in ICU oh whom 2 have been brought over from france.
source: my mom, she works there.

wow! massive pandemic, people dieing left and right, it's the end!

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Okay guys, I talked to her and she'll stop assaulting and hitting me if I fuck her with a condom and cum inside. Do I do it? I don't know if i can be a father if this lockdown goes on for too long.

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Is she meant to look like she is on the toilet?

kek, what is the plus sized industry going to do after Corona claims all its customers?

Doing God's work user. I have looked high and low for something like this.
If you keep updating it, God will pile blessings upon Germany and protect if from the contagion.
True story.

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without* a condom

you really need to stop with this role play shit mayne

>her

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First obviously, the other are gross

trying this hard

is this real?

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Put hfcs in even more products to regenerate the customer base

F
Never heard of that fetish before though.

To accelerate the collapse

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Die. Corona-Chan is bringing clown world back to normal

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Where do I get one of those sick caskets with the chrome skull and crossbones on it?

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

It's such bullshit.

My sister works in a hospital. They are doing antibody testing among the staff now and so far more than half already have antibodies.

It's absolutely nothing.

Maybe try using the device you used to post this to find out you incompetent fuck.

no dude, and it's even dated tomorrow.

fuck off "german" fag

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.63%) Germany (-1.35%) France (-2.03%) United Kingdom (-1.61%) Italy (-3.19%) Switzerland (-1.01%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.95%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.52%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.83%) Japan (-1.24%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.37%) Australia (-3.56%) Singapore (-3.21%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-100%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-89%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-90%) Rome (-74%) Milan (-76%) Berlin (-51%) Munich (-45%) Brussels (-63%) Paris (-89%) Madrid (-70%) Barcelona (-65%) London (-74%) Johannesburg (+%) Sao Paulo (-78%) Buenos Aires (-67%) New York (-83%) Washington (-77%) Miami (-61%) Toronto (-78%) Chicago (-78%) Houston (-69%) Mexico City (-68%) Los Angeles (-73%) Seattle (-85%)Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-96%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-88%) Milan (-74%) Berlin (-44%) Munich (-42%) Brussels (-72%) Paris (-97%) Madrid (-70%) Barcelona (-78%) London (-75%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-77%) Buenos Aires (-73%) New York (-83%) Washington (-77%) Miami (-65%) Toronto (-79%) Chicago (-76%) Houston (-69%) Mexico City (-66%) Los Angeles (-67%) Seattle (-67%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Of course it is goyim!

Impregnate her after she signs a paper that she get no money no kid if she leaves you.
Being a father is cool.

VIRGING COMMUNISTS GOVERMENT
CHAD KING OF SPAIN

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CCP shills are crap. Off to the Gulags with you! Too much Falun Gong!

Where is gary?

Propably. Journos are notorious for reuseing "stock" photos instead of makeing new ones

>Can't understand the difference between a month and a year

>Abraham Jeshua
>Moses Gold

((((((()))))))

they use stock images to avoid copyright infringements. i doubt it's intentional.