Brit/pol/ invader Lum edition

>UK announces 684 more coronavirus victims today: Total death toll reaches 3,605 and more than 38,000 people have now tested positive for the infection as Matt Hancock warns there could be 1,000 deaths per DAY by Easter
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8184551/UK-announces-684-coronavirus-victims.html

>Persimmon directors give up bonuses
constructionnews.co.uk/financial/persimmon-directors-give-up-bonuses-03-04-2020/

>Construction: coronavirus villain or saviour of the economy
constructionnews.co.uk/agenda/investigations/construction-coronavirus-villain-or-saviour-of-the-economy-02-04-2020/

>Mace and McAlpine furlough workers
constructionnews.co.uk/contractors/mace-and-mcalpine-furlough-workers-03-04-2020/

>Wates announces staff furloughs and pay cuts
constructionnews.co.uk/contractors/wates/wates-announces-staff-furloughs-and-pay-cuts-02-04-2020/

>Morgan Sindall furloughs 1,000 staff
constructionnews.co.uk/contractors/morgan-sindall/morgan-sindall-furloughs-1000-staff-02-04-2020/

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big smelly bag of stardawg
cokeheads kys

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Gay lefty Bavaryan here.

How can I find a cute smooth brit twink bf?

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Is anyone else already excited for next Thursday at 8pm?

I state for the record I would never do anything against our government, armed forces, police or private forces hired by said organizations.

My posts on here previous to this one have been purely fictitious and nothing more than locker room banter and I apologize for any offence it may have caused.

I am in no way stockpiling any sort of supplies and am following all Covid-19 regulations issued forth by the government.

My IP is my digital Signature and everything I have stated here is true and may be used as evidence with my total and unwavering consent.

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no way thats what my dealer always gets, its the best shit there is

reminder that this is a confirmed bioweapon. SARS/AIDS chimera. there will be no cure, no treatment and no vaccine. it's mutating faster than any known virus in history too. 3000 strains in 4 months.

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miss this lil nig, like you wouldnt believe.

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Meet us on the rooftop and we'll let you know.

so i hear. not tried it yet.

Reminder over 20 billion Chinese are already dead

twenty quid lad

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If he pulled her, I could pull Alice lol

If only :/

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Who is alice?

stuff looks gammy af m8

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Also, how come every poster in brit/pol/ sounds like they're lower class af?

ALICE?
WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?

tomboy gfs

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wtf? is this ttrue?

mate thats top notch weed 150 a oz, call me roy cropper

that would be my neighbour of 24 years

He's rich; that's she wants him. You and I are not rich so you'll never have Alice and I'll never have a 10/10 Italian gf. Just embrace the feel lad.

>sounds
Cunt, this is text.

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Have you tasted her Apple pie yet?

>call me roy cropper

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yes i cant wait

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Game is blade and sorcery

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Your mom's face is text.

>Too tired for vidya. Let's bang and go to bed.

I would love a tomboy gf 2bh

Please do not demean me or yourself

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"Help me Brit/pol/! I'm turning into a zombie!" - BoJo (zombie)

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I've yet to see any evidence of this virus.

looks homegrown, what strain?

> first firepit potatoes, onions and sausages in our garden this year
Feels comfy man, fuck this lockdown.

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thread theme
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this is what they was talking about when they said the internet would go down....fuckin mongs

Is she right?

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I say let her back in if she claps.

Is it demeaning if it's true?

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deary me she's aged like milk

no idea lad, i was using it for educational purposes

>street drugs
licenced coffee shops now boris

That's the wall, brother.

disgusting, the state of her... did she get with him right about the time she started noticing the wall kek, what a simp

I state for the record I would never do anything against our government, armed forces, police or private forces hired by said organizations.

My posts on here previous to this one have been purely fictitious and nothing more than locker room banter and I apologize for any offence it may have caused.

What kind of dog is that?

not street drugs lad, postie delivered it, didn't even have to go outside

where can i get marijuana seeds, i always wanted to grow one for shits and gigs

Amazing what a bit of soft lighting and some fakeup can do to a sow.

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he most probably lost his virginity to her

2nd movement is even better

if i was a multi millionaire in my 60s i wouldn't go for some dumb blonde no
i'd go for someone i actually liked
personality isn't 'what you like and don't like' lmao

British catboys are built for American cock, fuck off Hans.

she was obviously cuter when young
proper cunt though, can you imagine having to spend a whole day with her let alone the rest of your life

No cute smooth British twink deserves to be defiled by mutilated Americut dick.

Don't respond to coomers my friend. They'll bring you down to their level and cover you in seed.

Nobody give a monkeys about that.
Did you clap at the allotted time ?
DID YOU CLAP AT THE TIME????
DID YOU CLAP???
DID YOU??
YOU?
CLAP???!

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>faggots, get them!!

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>we

you can't even put the effort in to call me a retard correctly?

Go brush your tooth.

Dunno. Depends how desperate I feel after 2 weeks with my hand away from me cock.

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you can buy them in the same shop you buy the lights and shit, google "grow lamps *town/city*"

ask the guy at the counter to sort you out if hes not a paki

need some tv series to watch, recommend me some shit lads

I very much enjoyed the original british version of House of Cards.

I thought you were better than that my dear Toryboy

Better Call Saul is the only thing on TV worth a wank

Go wank to scat you filthy kraut

haha cheers

You are a cynic

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Sitcoms or dramas?

Man Utd players reject calls to defer salaries in order to help secure the jobs of non playing staff.

anywhere online, make sure there feminised ones

Also, Devs is pretty good. I also enjoyed the first season of Westworld. Better Call Saul is good too.

Playing hard to get? How about just a kiss then, qt? u3u

desd

>30 yr old
>still live with parents
>shitty unskilled minimum wage job
>not a virgin but not had sex in 5 years
>periodically abuse alcohol but other than that fairly Yas Forums
Honestly, how much of a loser am I? And how do I rectify this?

>Go wank to scat

No thanks, I don't find british cuisine very arousing.

Going for a scoot lads. Fuck the popo

>The English Game.
It's about football in the 1880s in England; while Ngubu was stick chucking spears in the Africa.

i dont smoke just wanted to grow one out of curiosty to be honest.

Make sure you watch To Play The King and The Final Cut if you haven't already

Vidz on YouTube.

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Please don't watch television

you just sound average

im this but 31 , and 2 kids mate. just trying to get my head down and save, your not the only one fucked over by the system

>Make sure you watch To Play The King and The Final Cut if you haven't already

I have not, but I will, thanks for the recommendations, little britbro

go on your torrent site and search

Cannabis Grow Bible

you'll need ph testers and acid for the water you feed them, it's all in the book

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spy_(TV_series)
Very good miniseries. It's Israeli and stars Sacha Baron Cohen but if you can put your revulsions aside it's a really good bit of telly.

I am a realist.

If you don't know what you want to be in life you can atleast start with figuring out what you don't want to be in life. Unfortunately nobody here knows you or your life so can't really help much. The burden is yours. And ignore , you're not average. You are a loser and you already know this well enough.

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I don't know how anyone lives on less than £250,000 a week. Poor bastards.

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Back off
>puts shit dick in his mouth
>won't eat fish and chips

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who had the queen margot?

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Earning minimum wage and living with your parents at 30 is not average

>little
I just looked at your first post ITT and if I'd done that first I wouldn't have recommended it to you.

>House of Cards (Bong version the better version)
>The Thick of It
>Yes, Minister / Yes, Prime Minister
>Band of Brothers
>The Pacific
>Chernobyl
>Parks and Recreation
>The Office
>The Peep Show
>IT Crowd
>Fleabag
>Rome
>

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What are you lads reading in quarantine? Currently reading Cameron's autobiography, about 300 pages in. On to this next.

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why won't the CFR go down? 96% and climbing every day. we're just not seeing any "recoveries".

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all shitty suggestions so far

generation kill - most realistic and best military mini series out there

sopranos / the wire

an idiot abroad / moaning of life / ricky gervais show

lolno, it's from a Falun Gong paper. The "virus" is just a cover for people dying of old age.

>nd if I'd done that first I wouldn't have recommended it to you.

Oh yeah? I will watch them three times in a row just to get the very MAXIMUM out of your recommendation.

The Witcher TV Series (Polish version)

>Fleabag

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how is he a loser? you most probably think a degenerate gambler is great just because hes a banker you nonce

>Band of Brothers
>Chernobyl
>The Office

Yeah add these too

most of the people who get tests are the most vulnerable

fuck off, shill rat. the HIV link has been confirmed by multiple sources.

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Lum is best

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Falun Gong is a more reliable source of China news than the official Chinese media.
Although I agree they are a bunch of weirdos.

To put things in perspective I have money in the bank and relatively healthy. But nothing more. No property, no wife, no children, no friends, no hobbies, no purpose.

how isn't it?

12 Monkeys (the tv series)

Is it?
Are things that bad?

good thread pops lmao

I did read some of the articles in an old copy of Mayfair magazine because bored.
Want to buy Vauxhall omega now 2bh

Lost

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Just finishing the Metro series (it's overrated) then I'll be moving on to this:
>b-ok.cc/book/3557077/782b77
Fascinating subject.

Also:
Archer
Bob's Burgers
Fargo (the show, not the movie)
The Americans
Homeland
Dexter
The Venture Bros.
Handmaid's Tale
True Detective season 1

>allow invaders in who rape your children
>police cover it up
>government covers it up
>it's not a problem
holy fucking kek how low just how fucking low can we sink i want to fucking know
the absolute state

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I did not like Rome. It was like trying to adapt a vaguely Roman theme to the typical HBO format. Shoehorned nudity and sex in every episode even when it was irrelevant, 99% of it was completely fabricated despite painting itself as historical, cicero is painted as an enormous pussy, Caesar literally gets cucked, and wtf was that weed scene.

The F1 series on Netflix is good even if you don't like F1 (I don't and I'm glued to the series, what a bunch of bastards)

It's a fantastic show, you piece of shit.

u fuckin wot

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generation kill is fantastic, you know any other good military series?

thanks for all the recommendations guys, some great series among them

has anyone been infected in an area that doesn't have 5G masts?

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Did trump win a game of tag with her?
>you've gotta grab the pussy first before you can grab the horns

I clapped your family in nuneaton you coventry bred wanker

>you know any other good military series?

band of brothers is worth watching too, but is pretty heavy on the jew loving if you can stomach that

the pacific has inaccuracies in the first episode so they didn't care to stick to realism so i didn't care to watch it

Neither is remotely reliable, the Chinese in general are incapable of telling the truth and put no cultural value on it. SCMP is the closest you'll get to a reliable source for China.

Enjoyed this meme lads

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Some of your points were ok but most of that is just mumbo jumbo. Who cares what anyone does or doesn't want to be. Fate seems to have more sway on things, I've just been trying to survive and get on as best I can. I don't really see life as anything I can control to any significant degree. As they say the ride never ends.

Saveloy you have ruined me :/

Stop I beg of you

>Amanda Holden
>Based

Did I wake up in a different dimension?

>scientists claim

watched it twice already

we have to go back

SCMP a shit now too
Used to be semi-interesting but it's more or less openly Peoples Daily that doesn't say "so called" as much

My god. Your liver will be like a dry prune tomorrow morning.

Why what have i done spaghetti bro

a little history of the world. just finished a short history of england

>specious reasoning.
5g has been in Wuhan since the end 2018 - nobody died of corona - look it up.


?

dude, gay

who /penis/ here

>we have to go back

lol, i never watched the last season ironically, but you know what is a good rewatch Battlestar Galatica

t. literal homosexual

seen both, i like band of brother but thought the pacific was substandard

>most of that is just mumbo jumbo
kek, I called you a loser and told you to focus on being less losery. How is that mumbo jumbo?

>Fate seems to have more sway on things
When you do fuck all with your life, as you freely admitted, then yes of course fate will be the strongest force in your life. Actually do something for once instead of moping about. Fuck sake.

start with a hobby then? theres lad out here going bald at twenty thats the worst money or not

Have a rare Alice in jeans lad.

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I know Phoebe is a degenerate but it was a good show

llmao source?

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It's a fucking fantastic show.

i think you'll find a lot of people have died from corona in wuhan

You have to green text, you just called yourself a
>literal homosexual

Is short history any good? I have it but haven't read it yet.

watch chris morris' Jam, its on tpb
watch it late at night with the lights low and something to smoke