/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2892 - 1 MILLION EDITIONS

Godspeed Coroan chan!

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We're not paying you, dipshit. Go back to memeflagging, retard.

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>Nuuuurse! Nurse!
>I need to COOM asap that is the cure else I die!
>Say no more

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Corona Virus has officially been proven 100% FAKE and GAY.

The virus is a cover for the Jewish Elite to take more control of our governments worldwide. NPC, simps, and Shills have easily fallen to the FAKE and GAY propaganda of the common flu.

>This proves they truly are correctly labeled as GOYIM by Jews.

This link has been known to instantly kill Corona Virus Shill General Thread creators because they are dumb as fuck, just like this entire stupid hoax.

occamsrazorterrorevents.weebly.com/blog/coronavirus-hoax-jan-2020

>The Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security in partnership with the World Economic Forum and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation hosted Event 201, a high-level pandemic exercise on October 18, 2019, in New York, NY. The exercise illustrated areas where public/private partnerships will be necessary during the response to a severe pandemic in order to diminish large-scale economic and societal consequences.

centerforhealthsecurity.org/event201/

This proves 100% that Corona Virus pandemic is a FAKE and GAY hoax.

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>Going to the grocery store after work.

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How long until bill storms into a hospital to prove it's a hoax?

Based trip advice

Oh no no no noooo lololol

These “small” business loans are a joke oh noooo lol

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WHAT A FUCKING RETARD PRESIDENT WE HAVE OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

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It's a psyop to create a baby boom in Europe.

Faggot bitch shorts user. Do you take it up the ass?

Wow dude, everyone here was waiting for your approval

How to Make an N95 Mask out of a BRA DIY Do it Yourself Respirator Mask sharevideo1.com/v/RHk1OW9RQXJ3WEk=?t=ytb&f=sy
give it up ladies

Florida - Essential businesses remaining open include gas stations, liquor stores, law offices, pawn shops, and gun stores.

For the first time ever after years on these boards I may use filters for some of the schizo pasta
You've broken me
Not ashamed to admit it

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The real redpill is that nobody cares if it's real or fake. It makes no difference. Either way we will use the upheaval to change the world to better suit our goals.

Florida soon to pass 10k cases state wide, bunker down fellow anons!

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We'll be rid of so many boomers and niggers when this is over. I almost want it to never end.

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Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt
>Poland
>Bangladesh

FOR
THE
HERD

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guess I will have to tell my hospitalized relatives that they are free to go home and stop pretending that they can't breathe

Based Bill

MY JOB IS FINALLY NO LONGER DEEMED "ESSENTIAL"
Based Doug Ford

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HAIL SANCHEZ FOR LETTING TURKEY GET THE VENTILATORS

elmundo.es/espana/2020/04/03/5e862ebd21efa06d7c8b461f.html

Disappointing, this is worth of a 100k upgrade, not a 500k one.

Where is that vid from Argentina bro ?

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none of these are interesting or smoking guns for your shit conspiracy theory, retard. media editing blunders don't count as "evidence," and you un-ironically used a fucking Bill Mitchell tweet to support your argument, lmao. "viruses aren't even real." lmao kill yourself.

CHINESE FOOD

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Could we get the admins to ban chinese IPs please?

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>When your father does this every monday instead of buying stuff for a month no matter why I said to him

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anyone got the updated version for the banned Chinese words?

THE INFECTION IS SPREADING!
DEPLOY... THE ROBOCOPS!

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Holy shit
vimeo.com/402577241

The 5G one or were there others?

How the fuck can't the UK save a single life? Recovered cases stuck at 135 for the last 12 days or so.

WTF NHS!

>Florida soon to pass 10k cases state wide,

We have one of the largest retirement populace in homes or in communities like The Villages.

Add in all of those fuckers coming here from NY, NJ, and LA.

Our numbers can only increase.

very generous, many such cases

Delet this!!!

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FOOD SHORTAGES IN THE US INCOMING.

midwestfarmreport.com/2020/04/01/why-is-this-happening-milk-dumping-explanation-for-non-farm-consumers/

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I'm not the one who made it, but he said he was waiting for 1M to give himself a break.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 265,506 (6,786) Italy 119,827 (14,681) Spain 117,710 (10,935) Germany 89,838 (1,230) China 81,620 (3,322) France 64,338 (6,507) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 38,168 (3,605) Turkey 20,921 (425) Switzerland 19,606 (591) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Canada 11,747 (173) Austria 11,506 (168) South Korea 10,062 (174) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 8,229 (343) Israel 7,030 (40) Sweden 6,131 (358) Australia 5,350 (28) Norway 5,296 (57) Ireland 4,273 (120) Russia 4,149 (34) Czech Republic 4,091 (53) Denmark 3,757 (139) Chile 3,737 (22) Ecuador 3,368 (145) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Poland 3,266 (65) Romania 3,183 (133) Philippines 3,018 (136) Pakistan 2,637 (40) Japan 2,617 (63) Luxembourg 2,612 (31) India 2,567 (72) Saudi Arabia 2,039 (25) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Finland 1,615 (20) Greece 1,613 (59) Peru 1,595 (55) Mexico 1,510 (50) South Africa 1,505 (9) Dominican Republic 1,488 (68) Serbia 1,476 (39)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +20,629 (+716) Italy +4,585 (+766) Spain +5,645 (+587) Germany +5,044 (+123) China +31 (+4) France +5,233 (+1,120) Iran +2,715 (+134) United Kingdom +4,450 (+684) Turkey +2,786 (+69) Switzerland +779 (+55) Belgium +1,422 (+132) Netherlands +1,026 (+148) Austria +377 (+10) South Korea +86 (+5) Portugal +852 (+37) Brazil +185 (+19) Israel +173 (+4) Sweden +563 (+50) Australia +36 (+3) Norway +149 (+7) Ireland +424 (+22) Russia +601 (+4) Czech Republic +233 (+9) Denmark +371 (+16) Chile +333 (+4) Ecuador +205 (+25) Malaysia +217 (+3) Poland +320 (+8) Romania +445 (+18) Philippines +385 (+29) Pakistan +216 (+6) Luxembourg +125 (+1) Saudi Arabia +154 (+4) Indonesia +196 (+11) Thailand +103 (+4) Finland +97 (+1) Greece +69 (+6) Mexico +132 (+13) South Africa +43 (+4) Dominican Republic +108 (+8) Serbia +305 (+8) Argentina (+3) United Arab Emirates +240 (+1) Algeria +185 (+19) Singapore +65 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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All you Scandi faggots put this shit hole to shame on the retardation scale!

that is a dude right?

digits and it's a nothingburger

No.

i was looking at video footage for those drive through tests. it's literally fake. the real test requires a sample from the back of your sinus cavity. all they do is swab a little in your nostril in these fake drive through places

>251777777
Checked, but you're still retarded for scriptfagging a get like that.

>elderly and choriplaneros in line all day next to eachother in banks today and during the weekend
>infecting eachother

we finally found a way to remove them

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>china numbers fake
>confirmed cases keep raising everywhere
>not a single (1) country have been able to stop the spread
>likely not possible to develop a vaccine for this kind of virus

guys tell it to me straight. Is this the end?

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Fuck China, Fuck US and Fuck Israel, you all deserve this.

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Wisco update in half hour, so excited. Hope its burning.

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The lockdown isn't being 100% observed
video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1245791371576905739/pu/vid/720x1280/Scq72Vs6jwnGUnAa.mp4
twitter.com/TropicalGeology/status/1245792183199858691

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Since obesity is apparently a very significant comorbity for corona, we may have just found the cause for it to rip through muslim nations as well:
obesity.procon.org/global-obesity-levels/

uh guys, things might get nuclear if you catch my drift haha...

PRESIDENT OF INDITEX, AMANCIO ORTEGA, DABBING ON COMMUNIST BRINGING TO SPAIN 1.200 VENTILATORS, 21M MASKS, 13M GLOVES, 485.000 WORKING TEST KITS

>elmundo.es/economia/empresas/2020/04/03/5e872f63fdddff28618b4595.html

COMMIE FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH SCREECHING FOR BEING SUCH USELESS RETARDS

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It begins with a long, uncomfortable ambulance ride, then hours or days of lying on a stretcher in the hallway of an overcrowded hospital, she tells family members.

In the end, she says, their loved one will be "PARALYZED, SEDATED AND HOOKED UP TO A BREATHING MACHINE WITH A TUBE DOWN [THEIR] THROAT" FOR TWO OR THREE WEEKS.

cbc.ca/news/health/covid-19-long-term-care-1.5519657?cmp=rss

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It's probably worth mentioning that those words do nothing to Chinese posters. In fact, nowadays, they're actively encouraged to argue and disparage talking points such as the Tienanmen Square Massacre and the Uyghur Genocide as CIA hoaxes and other western propaganda. Defending China on the internet gets you bonus pachinkoid points to your social credit score.

oi u hav a loicense for that blood mick?

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Fuck, I missed.

Needs some T to go with all that A.

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youtu.be/Z3apivVlNLQ

Meanwhile in Spain a Guy with 2 swords confronts the police

geez, fine, I'll believe

I can always say
'It's gonna be better tomorrow'
Falling away from me
Falling away from me
Beating me down
Beating me beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming so sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground

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>Relative Works at JPS
>291 people infected, put up on the third floor
>Most on ventilators
Nice knowing you faggots. Hello to my fellow Texasfags.

Yes you will.

Yo, I was a student before this virus closed everything down. I have student loan and credit card debt. Nothing too bad, a summer of work would do wonders to alleviate it, but now I don't think I'll be able to work at all. I have bills that automatically take money from my account. My money can't last for more than a few months at this point. What the fuck do I do? What do when the banks start calling?

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At what point was the whole world supposed to have been infected according to the calculations posted in Feb?

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TWO SWORDS!
STAB TWO FUCKERS AT ONCE!
STAB ONE FUCKER TWICE!
TWOOO SWOOOOORDS!

Below the red line clearly an empty burger pack it up lads

All of em
Just so much babbling shit we've debunked repeatedly

Perfect weather again today flbro. Worked on the hot rod, started the garden and had a nap today. Really want to hit the lake but ve got plenty to do this afternoon at the house.

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old habits die hard

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-2.47%) Germany (-1.87%) France (-2.45%) United Kingdom (-2.00%) Italy (-3.31%) Switzerland (-1.50%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-2.39%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+2.82%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-4.96%) Japan (-1.62%) Hong Kong (-1.20%) China (-0.69%) Australia (-4.24%) Singapore (-3.82%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-30%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (-34%) Wuhan (-23%) New Delhi (-90%) Dubai (-10%) Moscow (-70%) Rome (-36%) Milan (-22%) Berlin (-30%) Munich (-25%) Brussels (-35%) Paris (-39%) Madrid (-44%) Barcelona (-43%) London (-35%) Johannesburg (-22%) Sao Paulo (-51%) Buenos Aires (-37%) New York (-5%) Washington (-30%) Miami (-36%) Toronto (-40%) Chicago (-30%) Houston (-30%) Mexico City (-8%) Los Angeles (-10%) Seattle (-19%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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...

so how is japan holding up? it's ogre?

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wow, you actually went out again. I was getting tired of you posting the same shopping trip for like 2 months.

heh

Alright tell me about my country. How are we fucking up?

why did you suck off a nigger?

SHUT THE FUCK UP PANICFAG
That article concerns dairy processing in Wisconsin and potentially having a surplus they are unable to process/distribute.

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Omfg.
My wife's boyfriend has the Ebola virus
It's really really guys

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welfare :)

Damn, you already answered my question.

bomb the banks, use the chaos as an excuse to send a message to the Jewish banking cartel

Why did you do it?

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How has Corona-chan blessed your country lads?
>finally can see Himalayas from fucking 200 kms away.
pic related

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Everything will default, don't you worry.
This is the happening of happenings.
Global reset.

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the jew fear the samurai. they are walking all over unaffected like nothing has happened arent they? the based mofos

Stop sucking niggers that's super gay.

Serious question:. Why did Trump hire a gay nigger with a lisp as his surgeon general?
He doesn't exactly exude confidence.

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I can feel the intense struggle of the poor cops not to shoot him or actually ram him with the cars
God I wish they could be a bit more easy on the trigger and maybe get some tasers and shit, the good cops have their fucking hands tied most of the time and cant do shit

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things are getting wild

4/4/2020 tomorrow. What's the happening going to be?

also post the pics related to that, I've lost them

USA NUMBER ONE

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I'm in a flight path for Cessna type planes. The last week has been unbelievable with the amount of traffic.

Well, if you're not worried about your credit score, you can default on your debt, have it go into collections, or get it bought up for consolidation at a cheaper price awhile down the road. It'll trash your chances of getting another loan or credit in the future (which can be a blessing in disguise), but you'll only pay a fraction of what you owe in the end.
Otherwise, start pawning and selling what you have to the almighty Jew.

Can somebody share the equador burning body video?

Will we hit 90k and 6k today?

11% of the population, 40% of the deaths! Corona-chan is a QOS!

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How're things there right now brother? Over here it's so peaceful and quiet, I can walk around without having to hear any normiefags squawking.

Key words: unable to process.

They directly addressed the issue in the article. Do you seriously think this is unique to the dairy sector? You can't sell what you can't process.

>tfw pseudo intellectuals on facebook are still trying to downplay the severity of the coronavirus because they think it makes them look smarter and more well informed than everyone else

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Embrace the blanket user.

Maybe

The Surgeon General is a Vice Admiral for a reason.

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that's awesome. India could be so marvelous.

civil war soon

>didnt prep
>cant prep
>nothing stored up
>forced to be a raider with swedish tier weaponry
>the least comfy position in the apocalypse

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Still waiting on my planking vertical videos from yurop.
Where are they?

Not fake hospital's, simply available pictures to give an image on how it looks without risking infection and damaging privacy laws like the EUs dsgvo

>posted on March 31
>after the death toll had already doubled
Absolutely clownish behaviour.

this, shit is going down, enjoy the ride

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