/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2890 - 1 MILLION EDITIONS

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mobile.twitter.com/LoriScaldara/status/1246107243965186049

Fuck this.

Also, Financial Advisors managing their clients' money don't get paid on accounts that hold greater than 35% in cash. Despite the market volatility. But, the clients still pay fees to Bank of America.

Source: am an advisor. And am fucking pissed.

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I didn't save the webms but here are the twatter links:
twitter.com/EduX2019/status/1245101079102205955
twitter.com/javieradrianzen/status/1244723454814937088
twitter.com/Noticias_crc/status/1244639119256571904
twitter.com/carlopezortiz/status/1245296767853367302
twitter.com/LaRazon_Bolivia/status/1245060317077483520
twitter.com/alexmielesv/status/1244351455785517064
twitter.com/MundosOcultosNF/status/1244261904031326208
twitter.com/PateticosC/status/1244587214539022336
twitter.com/aprachile/status/1245303860354338816
twitter.com/TPU19J/status/1244963971901403136
twitter.com/MarcoTrovatoV/status/1245401867980505094
twitter.com/hashtag/CoronavirusEcuador?src=hashtag_click

1,147 new cases in Louisiana. 60 new deaths.

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Obligatory 1M corona repost
Drawfriend, if you're lurking, when's our next update? I wanna see the progress of my unintended child.

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Brazil calling vets to help
FUUUUUUUCK

imagine not posting the best version

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How soon until riots?

Corona Virus has officially been proven FAKE and GAY.

>Event 201, tabletop pandemic exercise, held in October 2019, partnered by the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security, the World Economic Forum and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

The virus in the exercise was code named:

Coronavirus.

Of course.

The Following link has been known to instantly kill Corona Virus believers and Corona shills.

occamsrazorterrorevents.weebly.com/blog/coronavirus-hoax-jan-2020

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You won't take my virginity alive

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After this

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ok cuck

nothing burger

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ok buddy

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>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

>swastika
>anime girl pic
>virgin
Like pottery.

>WHO LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=IoHTtck5yEM

>WHO LIVE

good

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>source: my bible

fuck off mutt

Ofc you need vets to treat brazillians

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There's also this fan edit that I thought was pretty good.

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Do not trust capitalist American report anymore. American die of Common Cold and will call Common Cold a Chinese Virus! Sloopy job America.

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Nuke China

>bush

what are you some kind of deranged animal? get the fuck out of here, faggot

MILLIONS WILL DIE

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I hope someone you love gets infected.
twitter.com/RealYungCripp/status/1245865095206334464

#scamdemic
More empty hospitals

youtube.com/watch?v=F7pVACGJ6ro

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At least they got the good kind of Ketamine.

FUND THE NIGGERS
>EMERGING MARKETS
FUND THE NIGGERS
>EMERGING MARKETS
FUND THE NIGGERS
>EMERGING MARKETS
FUND THE NIGGERS
>EMERGING MARKETS

How to Make an N95 Mask out of a BRA DIY Do it Yourself Respirator Mask sharevideo1.com/v/RHk1OW9RQXJ3WEk=?t=ytb&f=sy
> give up those bras ladies

porn has ruined you

I also found a slightly thicker edit

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I fucking hope this country closes down to EVERYBODY after we can regain or footing a little bit

we literally have everything we need to exploit in this territory, every country should do the same, fuck globalism

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Is Italy actually flattening the curve or are they stuck at 700-900 dead daily because that's all the hospitals can handle?

>new outlets praise singapore for how it's handling corona-chan
>"we should follow the singapore model!"
>"we've learnt from sars in early 2000!"
>still going into lockdown next week
Any sinkie bros in here? Anyone prepping?

ok Chang

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REMINDER IT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE AND INTERCRANIAL BLEEDING

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
>As the number of patients with COVID-19 increases worldwide, clinicians and radiologists should be watching for this presentation among patients presenting with COVID-19 and altered mental status.

Symptoms are seizures, ataxia (lack of voluntary coordination of muscle movements, gait abnormality, speech changes), sudden mental changes, hallucinations, abnormal muscle tone

WE /ZOMBIE/ NOW

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Latter

This Link 100% proves Corona Virus is FAKE and GAY. Nothing more than a plot by Jewish Elite to take more control of our countries.

occamsrazorterrorevents.weebly.com/blog/coronavirus-hoax-jan-2020

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True. Outside is safe user. Go hug a friend.

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archive.is/8jQYP
archive.is/zWJw1

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bitchute.com/video/63ndltCyHXvd/

>there is a war going on for your mind

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I wouldn't be making fun of anybody if I was a porkchop

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go away shit head

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I'll just leave this here...

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Has he said when we get a new update?

OK, post pic of you tongue kissing a Chink.

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Just filter pasta.

Ok glownigger

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I'm just going to kill myself instead of my mind starts slipping. I don't want to be a fucking vegetable.

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2017-2018 flu season in the US:
44 million suspected cases
20 million visited a doctor
800,000 hospitalized
60,000 dead

Thanks to an 8 year study from Glasgow, we know that every year 7-15% of all ILI’s are caused by coronavirus. So...

4.4 million suspected coronavirus cases
2 million coronavirus doctors visits
80,000 coronavirus hospitalizations
6,000 coronavirus deaths

What were the media, government, and public’s reactions to that flu season? Do you even remember it? Why wasn’t it newsworthy? Hospitals set up tents to treat people, they ran out of masks, there was a shortage of IV saline bags... but no mass hysteria.

It’s literally just the flu.