/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2889 - 1 MILLION EDITIONS

So you know how we have known that asymptomatic people can spread the virus?
Well up until today the Swedish equivalent to the CDC (Folkhälsomyndigheten) has been telling the public and the government that, that doesn't happen, but now they have conceded that it actually happens, although they are still only talking about a "theoretical risks"
God im so happy that this government agency basically tells our government what actions they should do and what actions they shouldn't take
archive.is/xxiDI

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Anyone that isn't on the spectrum, with an IQ of 100 or more think they can prove to me this isn't a big load of nothing? Take your shot.

Yep, we're in mitigation phase now.
Tedros said the M word.

What the fuck did the engineer mean, is there spooky shit happening on the boat?

pay tedros
save lives

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Are they going to say anything about China?

Clown world

mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1246109260104294406

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Give me shekles goyim. Be my slave.

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LET THE BODIES HIT FLOOR

streamable.com/fugn80

>non ce la faccio

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When will I be able to go to a restaurant and eat a whole pizza, go to a gym to work it off and then go see a movie again?

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I see trumpfags are still disobeying the stay at home order for trivial things like the mail and cigarettes. One hand I like it, on the other hand it makes me so sad to have to live with stupid people. Trumpfags say america first, but really trumpfags are me firsters.

I'm expecting 10k a day in less than 2 weeks.

i hope your incompetent politicians let your country burn to the ground

>ONE case in New Guinea
Do you think the virus spreads when human meat is ingested? Will our cannibros be safe?

pls respond

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+3,492

Can someone please post the infographic of the % effectiveness of different mask materials using homemade materials like shirts, etc?

I'm retarded and didn't secure any PPE months ago when the CDC was telling us not to get masks, but now it looks like they're gonna suggest wearing them and we're on our own in terms of getting them because fucking international governments can't even secure enough supply for their hospitals.

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lol

Was thinking the same. Notice how the cancerfags spamming nothingburger are less and less everyday?

Latest cases:
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/01/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

Worldometer supposedly resets at GMT 00:00, but in practice they reset at GMT 02:00 and that's the time I use

Learn to cook
Leave the city and manual labor will keep you in shape
Stop watching Jewish movies made for children

/r/ing corona-chan's ever expanding tits

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What does mitigation mean in this context? Is it a worse stage or?

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IMF:
WAY WORSE THAN GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS
>WORSE THAN RECESSION

IMF:
WAY WORSE THAN GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS
>WORSE THAN RECESSION

IMF:
WAY WORSE THAN GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS
>WORSE THAN RECESSION

IMF:
WAY WORSE THAN GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS
>WORSE THAN RECESSION

how the fuck is it on 3400 deaths already

I've only been on this board for a couple of months for cvg and can slowly feel myself becoming anti semetic

fuck this imf whore

SHE IS NOT WRONK YOU KNOW ZET

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friendly reminder
unless you own isolated property with your own machine shop, auto-irrigated crops with well water, and healthy livestock, you're not really a prepper, you're just some faggot who pitched a tent under a tree

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innovative solutions

>going to the movies
>being this much of a normie
The pizza and gym are alright. But in about 18 months to 3 years.

Never
Sorry
No chance of a vaccine

Italy ? What’s the score today ?

the original bakers are gone. it's over user

Shut up you bootlicking faggot. If I wanna sit outside my house, drink Miller Lite and rip heaters, I'm gonna do it.

Come stop me dork.

>let
Sweden already burned to the ground, it's over

get coofed on firsthand experience is the best kind of experience

It means it can't be contained and all we have left is damage control.

Ready for the doctor jew to stop running this shitshow and let life and the economy get back to normal

Great, I bought a project race car Wednesday. Been taking it apart. Going to sell the parts I'm not going to use and actually make a few bucks to have a grudge car skin

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And just like that, the DOW Jones is going to fucking plummet lmao

Minimum 2 or 3 months, max 1-2 years. Infection is starting to flatten in more countries but fearmongers will spout about how its getring higher due to mutts SPREADING IT LIKE FUCKING WILDFIRE SERIOUSLY YOU NIGGAS WENT UP 200K IN THE SPACE OF A WEEK ITS MENTAL

90 BILLION FLOWN OUT

Okay thanks buddy. I may bake again if you disappear.

Fuck off, retard. If you think it's nothing, don't come to these threads.

He died today. I can't believe he's gone. Fuck you Corona

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I swear to god they are trying to kill us all.

China is in control of Canada and it doesn't feels good, bros

CHINA NUMBA WON PRAISE CCP

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Easter?

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we are fucked, lets not let all boomers die

> Video is private
FUCKING KEK
chinese shills BTFO for all eternity

Same here. Where do you get the number of strains, number of people infected/dead since reset, and the times on latest cases?

Okay, I'll give you your (you). Who died?

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 259,750 (6,603) Italy 119,827 (14,681) Spain 117,710 (10,935) Germany 89,451 (1,208) China 81,620 (3,322) France 59,105 (5,387) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 38,168 (3,605) Switzerland 19,303 (573) Turkey 18,135 (356) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Canada 11,747 (173) Austria 11,464 (168) South Korea 10,062 (174) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 8,229 (343) Israel 7,030 (40) Sweden 6,131 (358) Australia 5,350 (28) Norway 5,296 (57) Russia 4,149 (34) Czech Republic 4,091 (53) Ireland 3,849 (98) Denmark 3,757 (139) Chile 3,737 (22) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Poland 3,266 (65) Romania 3,183 (122) Ecuador 3,163 (120) Philippines 3,018 (136) Pakistan 2,631 (39) Japan 2,617 (63) Luxembourg 2,612 (31) India 2,567 (72) Saudi Arabia 2,039 (25) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Finland 1,615 (20) Greece 1,613 (59) Mexico 1,510 (50) South Africa 1,505 (7) Dominican Republic 1,488 (68) Serbia 1,476 (39) Panama 1,475 (37)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +14,873 (+533) Italy +4,585 (+766) Spain +5,645 (+587) Germany +4,657 (+101) China +31 (+4) Iran +2,715 (+134) United Kingdom +4,450 (+684) Switzerland +476 (+37) Belgium +1,422 (+132) Netherlands +1,026 (+148) Austria +335 (+10) South Korea +86 (+5) Portugal +852 (+37) Brazil +185 (+19) Israel +173 (+4) Sweden +563 (+50) Australia +36 (+3) Norway +149 (+7) Russia +601 (+4) Czech Republic +233 (+9) Denmark +371 (+16) Chile +333 (+4) Malaysia +217 (+3) Poland +320 (+8) Romania +445 (+7) Philippines +385 (+29) Pakistan +210 (+5) Luxembourg +125 (+1) Saudi Arabia +154 (+4) Indonesia +196 (+11) Thailand +103 (+4) Finland +97 (+1) Greece +69 (+6) Mexico +132 (+13) South Africa +43 (+2) Dominican Republic +108 (+8) Serbia +305 (+8) Argentina (+3) Algeria +185 (+19) Singapore +65 (+1) Croatia +68 (+1) Estonia +103 (+1) Ukraine +45 (+1) Slovenia +37 (+3) Morocco +27 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Infection is only flattening in places with enforced lockdowns

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS WOMAN IS SAYING WOULDN'T CAUSE A GREAT DEPRESSION

surgical mask > homemade mask(reuseable by washing)

For just 200 of those trumpbux i can offer you some mighty fine quality TP..

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DOW JONES ON FREEFALL WITH THIS FAT BITCH SPEAK
youtube.com/watch?v=ZUaTMOhR8VA
DOW JONES ON FREEFALL WITH THIS FAT BITCH SPEAK
youtube.com/watch?v=ZUaTMOhR8VA
DOW JONES ON FREEFALL WITH THIS FAT BITCH SPEAK
youtube.com/watch?v=ZUaTMOhR8VA

REMINDER IT MUTATES MORE RAPIDLY THAN THE FLU
>REMINDER IT MUTATES MORE RAPIDLY THAN THE FLU
REMINDER IT MUTATES MORE RAPIDLY THAN THE FLU
>REMINDER IT MUTATES MORE RAPIDLY THAN THE FLU

nextstrain.org/ncov
>Showing 2894 of 2894 genomes sampled between Dec 2019 and Mar 2020.

>FLU
nextstrain.org/flu/seasonal/h3n2/ha/2y
>Showing 2151 of 2151 genomes sampled between Dec 2013 and Mar 2020.

i wish china would just invade south-east asia.

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Fuck off we don't even have real numbers for infected and dead. It's confirmed that both are way higher. It's just impossible to have those numbers at this point.

Boomers are on their last leg, anyway. Their crimes have caught up to them

Stop calling this the chinese virus. This upsets our Chinese friends, guys. This ain't cool.

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Dude I live in Philadelphia, I know thousands of people. I don't know a single person that is confirmed to have it. I'm going back to work monday. This is nothing. Take your meds weirdo, go outside for once.

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If repeatables then the combination of bloodplasma donation and artficial ace 2 proteins that bind the virus to it instead of the lungs will cure the world

see
and the strains I was using ncov

soon all of us will smell pic related

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On a scale of 1-10, rate trumps performance. 1 being Africa tier 10 being Heavenly Father tier.
I've got him at a 2. Only ones worse are commies in sweden and mexico and the Zionist in Brazil.

HUMMANITY DARKEST HOUR
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HUMMANITY DARKEST HOUR
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THIS HUMANITY DARKEST HOUR
THIS HUMANITY DARKEST HOUR
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THIS HUMANITY DARKEST HOUR
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Craving a salad man. I prepped and all but fuck I want a fucking fresh juicy salad. I've been isolated for 2 months

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Shit like this makes me so fucking mad.

Do Americans have no UHT milk factories? I'm sure there's theoretically a better solution, but yeah this is a nightmare for farmers.

twitter.com/CowVetPaul/status/1245728886652010498

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Ne da se mi naganjat s tabo, ampak, če napišeš nekaj takega dokazuješ, da nimaš pojma.

note to self: don't argue with dumbfuck retards with average or belllow average IQ who have too much time and they spend that time on the internet

>humanity's darkest hour
wew

Anno is a fucking hack

Supply chain war?

news.3m.com/press-release/company-english/3m-response-defense-production-act-order

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Time to buy

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HUMANITIES DARKEST HOUR
> HUMANITIES DARKEST HOUR
HUMANITIES DARKEST HOUR
> HUMANITIES DARKEST HOUR
HUMANITIES DARKEST HOUR
> HUMANITIES DARKEST HOUR
HUMANITIES DARKEST HOUR
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HUMANITIES DARKEST HOUR
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same boat. nobody i know has it. going back to work next week along with pretty much everyone i know. nothing burger confirmed

retards

Wuhan Shivers it is!

>number of strains
nextstrain.org/ncov

>number of people infected/dead
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>times on latest cases
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/01/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

You don't really need to update everything. Updating the death count / infected count is enough most of the time. Strains move pretty slow.

>tfw this partly becomes reality
youtube.com/watch?v=Q5-xnJCFgzY

So, like more than the Black Plague?

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OH NO BROS
SCIENTIFIC ANONS READ THIS

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.01.021196v1

This is link has been known to kill Corona Chan on contact. In fact it's so deadly to the virus it kills Corona Virus believers in mere seconds within reading the very first paragraph.

occamsrazorterrorevents.weebly.com/blog/coronavirus-hoax-jan-2020

Tedros has spent the past third of a year doing damage control for those commie Chibrews - he must be pretty good at it by now.

And we wont argue that he can write and ss anything on a webpage? Archives are the only proof.

>all these neets encouraging corona chan
>when their parents can get it and both die thus making them homeless
careful what you wish for neetoids :)

All I heard from the lady on the WHO stream is:

"Panic mfers, we're all going to die"

>bruh i know thousands of people
typical retarded philly garbage

Should I buy an old 44/40 lever gun?

China was the one who caused this.
China is saving us from itself?

What exactly is the point of the WHO apart from making meme statements?

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Thread antheme:

youtube.com/watch?v=P19dow9ALYM

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Without China no flu will exist cunt!

Very Anti-semitic

Awe shit, i gotta COOOOOOM

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.82%) Germany (-1.46%) France (-2.00%) United Kingdom (-1.57%) Italy (-3.07%) Switzerland (-1.11%) Spain (-0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.93%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+1.96%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.29%) Japan (-1.30%) Hong Kong (-1.01%) China (-0.64%) Australia (-4.11%) Singapore (-3.64%) India (-3.81%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.70%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Thank you argiebro. I'll bake while you sleep if need be.

Yas Forums SAVES THE WORLD

DRUGS SEEM TO NOT WORK
NO CONFIRMED MEDS

ching chong bing bong

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Our hero Eduardo Moreno who attempted to sink the USNS Mercy, to save us from the telepathic aliens released by the DUMBs.

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Don't come to these threads begging for proof of anything like the loose assholed prostitute you are. Otherwise, do what you want.

Wasn't that the ice age dozens of thousends of years ago?

IS THERE EVER ANY WONDER WHY WE LOOK TO THE SKY?
SEARCH IN VAIN?
ASKING WHY?
ALL ALONE?
WHERE IS GOD?
LOOKING DOWN?
WE DON'T KNOW.

WE FALL IN SPACE,
WE CAN'T LOOK DOWN,
DEATH MAY COME
PEACE I HAVE FOUND
WHAT TO SAY?
AM I ALIVE,
AM I ASLEEP
OR HAVE I DIED?

More? I would LOVE a high res gif/webm

whoever is in charge of manning the camera at the Ontario projections conference needs to be shot. SHOW THE FUCKING GRAPH YOU STUPID FUCK.

1 million cases?? Haha the flu kills that many people per year what a joke

darkest hour

"The Eyes of Darkness." wuhan400

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POO POO PEE PEE DIARRHEA CHECK GO BACK TO WORK GOYIM

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big if possible

NOLA fag here, wanna show y'all my Jesus. Pic related. Yeah I'm a degenerate, but I want y'all to live. Be careful and proactive. Too late for me, but you have a chance at a long healthy life. Wear a mak and gloves when you go out. It might be a huge slide, but take precautions. I know the 4 of clubs is a shitfull place, but I care about you anons. I want you to go on shitposting and kicking it olld school. Much love, (no homo)

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This but change the WHO with everyday civilian

take your meds

Not him, but why wouldn't you just bake anyway?

thanks user

Very nice, what is it?

we should have let japan finish them off.

checked
we really need a word for the new economic Depression. They kinda stole the thunder by calling the first one Great.
Gotta put on my thinking cap for this one.

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Here you go, with fixed hands.
Only know that this causes me pain to acknowledge my part in.

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blood plasma treatment is not feasible on a grand scale would be nightmare tier

The virus sure is real, but that fucking Event 201...
>inb4 They will push for WWIII
We're done.

I'm good I'm ju- COOOFFFF

oh.. oh god..

Who died?

The Swedish government collapsing is the best case scenario.

I WANT STEVE TO HOLD ME AND CALM ME DOWN

The Greater Depression duh

>Make coronavirus
>Make wearing a masks socially acceptable around the world
>Never pull it off
>All face recognition systems are fucked

Was it all the part of the plan?

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Anno is a phenomenal director. His quality as a writer is subject to taste.

Her breasts would be perfect if her areola were a little bigger and puffier. Still great, nonetheless.

>implying it wasn't Bill Gates or other kike

Because he apparently wants to do this all day and is really good at it.

I know this feel.

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Oops. Was supposed to be Jim Beam honey. KEK

Was always under the impression that people on this website were intelligent, at least more so than the average person. Simple logical deduction leads you to understand its a huge nothingburger.

This virus, engineered or not, has been running rampant since October. Its safe to assume it was introduced to America in October, due to trade with China, and flights between the two countries. Way more people, literal scores of people, have had this, or do now, and have no clue. There are probably millions of Americans who already recovered, and millions more that still have it. This is a logical thing to assume, no doubt. When you hold the amount of deaths to the undeniable amount of people that REALLY have it, you come to one conclusion:

Its really not that bad, at all.

MORE YOUNGER PEOPLE (30/40/50) IN ICU DYING
>MORE YOUNGER PEOPLE (30/40/50) IN ICU DYING
MORE YOUNGER PEOPLE (30/40/50) IN ICU DYING
>MORE YOUNGER PEOPLE (30/40/50) IN ICU DYING
MORE YOUNGER PEOPLE (30/40/50) IN ICU DYING
>MORE YOUNGER PEOPLE (30/40/50) IN ICU DYING
MORE YOUNGER PEOPLE (30/40/50) IN ICU DYING
>MORE YOUNGER PEOPLE (30/40/50) IN ICU DYING
MORE YOUNGER PEOPLE (30/40/50) IN ICU DYING
>MORE YOUNGER PEOPLE (30/40/50) IN ICU DYING

U fockin wot fuckboi?

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>Government finds out your immune
>Boom
>crash
>bang
>They blackbag you
>you wake up in an unknown location, a battery of tests being ran on you
>Your blood has some parts of the immunity, but your semen is the most POTENT
>You're going to get milked for the foreseeable future by your personal choice of harem
>You also need to make immunechad babies.
>You must be Genghis Khan of the 21st century.
Post yfw

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quarantines popping up in my small city/town, it's full on SNAFU here

>get caught selling under the table to other countries
>Trump enacts DPA on them
>but think about all of the other countries that need masks :(
Fuck 3M. Nationalize the entire company until the crisis is over and then liquidate it.

What type of dumbass diversifies their ammunition stockpile with that many calibers? You will lose.

Provide your anecdotal evidence in ~ 5 days from today, or up to ~27 days after going through crowded places. Thanks for volunteering your assistance

fuck China, fuck Xi Jinping and fuck the CCP
>Kung Flu
>Justa Flu
>WHO Flu
>Gook Flu
>Chinobyl
>WuHu Flu
>Wumonia
>Chinkpox
>Coofit-19
>COVID-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Red Plague
>Niggerlung
>Chinkenpox
>Yellow Lung
>Canton Coof
>Xi Jinplague
>Coronachan
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Nothingburger
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Boomer Remover
>Geezer Wheezer
>Airborne AIDS
>Bat-Man Virus
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Lung Pao Sicken
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Wubonic Plague
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Shanghai Shivers
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Chink Flying AIDS
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Wuhan Coronavirus
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Communist Lung Herpes
>China's One Corpse Policy
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19
>The Commie Cold
>Holocough
>Mandate of Sniffles
>Fug Yu Lung
>Wuchoo
>Spring-fected roll
>Asian Contagion
>Wubonic Plague
>Flu Yung Hai
>Great Cough Forward
>The Yellow Death
>Toflu
>Ping Pong Pandemic
>Year of the Bat
>the Wungaloo
>The yellow flu ching-demic
>Breaking Bat
>Shanghai Shivers

Use your ppe and go the stores. I know I was masked shame yesterday for my n95 but who gives a fuck if I will keep on living.

Economic requiem

sorry leaf idk much about that cartridge specifically. for firearms purchases (like anything mechanical) you have to know what to look for to know if it's a good deal or not. depending on age/condition/price : sure, why not? my 3030 lever action is a lot of fun, a bit antiquated, what with the tube fed magazine and all, but still fun

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This link kills the Corona Virus Believer.

occamsrazorterrorevents.weebly.com/blog/coronavirus-hoax-jan-2020

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Go outside and socialize faggot. You probably have filthy drinking water wherever you live.

If Corona-chan kills more than 100000 amerimutts I'll forgive the Chinks.

What is this all about /cvg/ ?

I hear people say this over and over again, I had the same symptoms in January as well. What the fuck happened in January?

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Dear Sergey. Feel free to send the first nukes at chang.

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wait but the chinese by default face recognition proof

Does someone has a video with a girl who suffer to breath?

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WHY IS THAT LADY MOANING, OMG
LMAO

>we have too much ammo
said no winner ever

Hey man, he's doing his part to create environmental storytelling for raiders in the future.
"Damn, this guy had a lot of different ammo types. Wonder what did him in?"

Bill Withers.
Probably had nothing to do with Corona tho

happy to be off work lol
All ive done in the past 3 weeks is vidya and anime

>"Panic mfers, we're all going to die"
A better fate than dealing with Jews desu.

jew

Flu season peaked like it always does.

AYO WESTERN WORLD GUARANTEE GIBS

Where do you even find 44/40 ammo lmao ?
Personally; I've invested in bulk 9mm/5.56 for defense and some good quality 30-06 for Big Game

deal, agent 008

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They just said it in the WHO conference, 5 minutes ago

>251763113
>251763493
>251763927
>251764810

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Rate my prep

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It will kill more than that

>argaytina just sent all their elders to the banks and made them wait this entire cold night on the street to get their retirement checks WHILE the whole country's been in quarantine for two weeks.

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
PRESS L TO LAUGH AT US

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New CDC Influenza Like Illness chart released today. Do any anons know if these numbers include coronavirus? Look at that wave pattern...unprecedented. I think it's showing the long incubation period of this virus.

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is the midwest clinically retarded

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Also, why did u suck a nigger

Too much risk. You cant wash coofs off a salad. I've been taking vitamins and eating canned fruit. I knew I should have started growing lettuce

That's a solid 2 month backup

not doing that to argie-bro, go fuck yourself

>thinking ppe is foolproof
yeah no lmao

Fake and gay

Chemtrails confirmed.

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Guys these numbers are fucking scary it's time to cut and run.
Grab your gun or weapons. Ammo, food, everything you can. Take over a cabin or vacation property and barricade with your loved ones. Prepare for a year at war. Peace time is over kids.

Ontario projects 1600 deaths in the province by the end of April. Thoughts?

Do you even need to ask?

there goes the pension voters that voted for this

Ask every woman you see for her bra to make face mask ! imagine all the lives they can save all while taking it off in front of you lol
At the very least die with a smile

probably less effected

So the tranners were right after all, men DO get pregnant. Damn...

Not enough to win yet.

Here you go

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Best looking one I got as of now

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Dammm she is built for BBC

Please sauce for this
Please tell me this pic is just some dark joke

did teddy really say we are in humanities darkes hour?

Did Canada reveal their scary numbers or was it a hoax?

Making my end-of-day prediction:
1,089,000-1,102,000

OMG

Someone has to grow and distribute the food

>Millions Of Small Businesses Stunned To Learn They Are Not Eligible For Bailout Loans

>zerohedge.com/economics/millions-small-american-businesses-stunned-learn-they-are-not-eligible-government-bailout

What a fucking joke.

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they are trying to kill off boomers so they can import more shitskins + they pay less pensions

Pic of the skids?

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F
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Event 201, tabletop pandemic exercise, held in October 2019, partnered by the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security, the World Economic Forum and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

The code name for the virus in the exercise was:

Coronavirus... of course.
This link instantly kills the Corona Virus believer:

occamsrazorterrorevents.weebly.com/blog/coronavirus-hoax-jan-2020

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First of all, people in this website are skeptical as hell, intelligent or not is debatable

>Its really not that bad, at all.
It's not about what the virus has done, it's about what it CAN do

Keep in mind that we have 1M fucking infections and 50k dead WITH lockdowns, WITH travel bans, with every fucking measure we can think in place and we still can't fucking contain it, if you let this shit run rampart it's fucking over for a lot of people

nothingburgers are fucking Bill Mitchell level retarded, the potential this fucking virus has to collapse systems and kill people is astronomical but people come in with statistics and graphs thinking they are smart while failing to understand them

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It was the IFM lady who said it in the stream.

>doing that argiebro
FOR SHAME.

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Look man, I've still got a job to go to. Pardon me for working.

LINK

This one's pretty good too

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>SLUUUUUURP
>Xi-sama, I protected your honor today again.
>choke choke choke
>Did I do good, Xi-sama? Please praise me, Xi-same!
>SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

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IMF just said it, not teddy, teddy is full something burger

His expertise in covering up epidemics is exactly why he was choosen for the job.
He is the right man in the right place at the right time.