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My posts on here previous to this one have been purely fictitious and nothing more than locker room banter and I apologize for any offence it may have caused.
I am in no way stockpiling any sort of supplies and am following all Covid-19 regulations issued forth by the government.
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>those prices fucking hipster coffee shops i can picture the staff in my head right now. three blue-haired dykes and a ginger-stubbled chinlet dressed like a sailor
Potion seller, I am going to Tesco, and I need your strongest potions.
Wyatt Long
Are you a bot?
David Wood
Lads I was gearing up to buy a flat in London to save myself the commute but right now I'm very glad to be out in the Home Counties Even after all this shit is over, do I really want to potentially get trapped in there surrounded by diversity the next time a Made in China killer bioweapon leaks?
Julian Allen
>bioweapon confirmed by who random twitter chink ?
James Kelly
>Sunny and 18 degrees next week
Social distancing will end this week then
Ryder Roberts
5.50 for a slice of bread and bean dip
Caleb Morgan
>buying a flat in London
Are you typing this from 2007?
Christian Murphy
how fucked are things there ?
Kayden Harris
>tfw no games >tfw football clubs have to pay millions for their players to sit around for 6 months >tfw the clubs collapse >tfw football is competitive again
i never realised you'd actually been to this country
Brody Johnson
But I can't afford a house And I have too much driving to do
Brandon Johnson
I will immediately watch football if they give them all a sword and shield.
Brandon Rogers
Clapcels BTFO
Levi Scott
should i watch 28 days later?
Lucas Turner
Cunts will stop Social distancing forcing the gov to crack down harder and I wont even be able to walk the fucking dog anymore.
Jason Hill
>chink >reliable Pick one
Adam Lee
May God have mercy on are poor premiership baller lads. I'm not sure how they will survive after giving away so much of their wealth so generously. Maybe we should start a Gofundme for them.
>flat in London Lmao, co-worker was going to do that but intelligently bought a big house in the country. Best decision she says.
Hudson Mitchell
If gov doesn't crackdown, I will.
Jackson Baker
I wish the memevirus was half as deadly as you always try to make it out to be. At least then I could understand the to Tories cooping us up inside and restricting our freedoms while beating us over the head with RNHS. I genuinely wish this stupid fucking virus was that bad.
Hello; barely What do you want to know? Why not, lol; that would have been pretty strange
Parker James
Is it out of frame? Can't see shit, sounds sick though.
Landon Hill
Anybody else more scared of the world's response to this virus than the virus itself? Immediate global co-operation and mass lockdowns. Something doesn't feel right
Owen Williams
From*
Zachary Diaz
watch i am legend, or if you have netflix, kingdom
Robert Hall
Neil Marshall kino. Dog Soldiers is based as well.
Jose Martin
>out of date just what are you expecting? a running commentary in the style of Craig Charles?
being a shut in I don't get what the big deal is about staying in but the normies are crackin up
Jason Stewart
>Immediate global co-operation Not really mate, theres plenty of countries that are being fucking retarded about this.
Tyler Nelson
it is as bad as we say it is. read the research in the /cvg/ pastebin. >causes brain damage >neuroinvasive qualities allow the virus to hide in neurons indefinitely >HIV genes allow the virus to disable your immune system >causes organ damage even in "mild" or "asymptomatic" infections >30% CFR outside of china, in line with MERS >leaves men sterile and cuts their testosterone in half
im curious, why werent your instincts at least twitching a few weeks ago? leaving it a little late to still be speculating
Jason Cruz
no, i'm just really bored yup, it's globalism. i'm still a bit scared of the virus though. pissed off that everywhere is shut and i could face criminal charges for simply going outside.
Kayden Foster
twitter #questions maybe or call ins, i don't know just seems a lot could change by Sunday night
Well, let some people die or let everybody die? Which is it? When is genocide justifiable?
Samuel Clark
the virus is real and the reaction is fake and serving a different agenda entirely. most people cannot process this possibility and yet it is the only reasonable explanation for what is taking place when examining the data in conjunction with the purported motivations
Gabriel Long
I've been locked away for best part my adult life I'm in my element.
Lincoln Morales
Is bongistan this cucked?
John Roberts
When was that announced?
Hudson Baker
assuming this does happen how much time will he have?
>An expert therapeutics taskforce has been set up to search for and shortlist other candidate medicines for trials a bit late for that, isn't it? we're already in the exponential spread phase of the pandemic. we're never getting an effective drug
Jace Reyes
Are people keepiing it together or does it look like it might kick off?
Noah Turner
Priti 'Fill my throat with cum and I wont tell' Patel
Dominic Cooper
no. i go for a walk. there aren't loads more people out, it's like a normal sunday.
for the rest of tonight i will be experimenting with blocking ids on britpol to see if my experience improves. ill start by adding everyone who things the virus is a real pandemic
Ryan Wilson
LOl that one piece of bread costs 5,50?
Leo Russell
simple as.
Brody White
I'm worried he said he was feeling better but still has a temp people that got fucked up say you start to feel better then get fucked.
Nathan Cruz
It usually takes well over 5 years to get anything approved m8, this is turbo mode already.
Blake Reed
Did all the trip fags die of corona?
Josiah Collins
nah, having an alright time playing bass and only getting drunk at night
I'm reclusive and still working. It hasn't affected my life at all.
Camden Foster
They're not sandwiches you uneducated spastic. They are disgusting though.
Noah Hall
how longs this lockdown gonna last for lads just wanna be on summer hols with the brads
Nicholas Williams
>thinking 1/2 tomato and humus = avacado and an egg in price markup on that middle slice of bread is huge.markup on the avobread is not that much
Eli Morris
In the Norf everything is under control; pretty somber atmosphere in any case; we suffer in silence, like always. In the South they said they will start an uprising; needless to say, nothing at all will happen, it is just a big show for morons.
No it isn't, cunt. You just want to fearmong and shitpost all day. Good for you if it's keeping you occupied, but I'm bored of this LARP. We shouldn't be made prisoners in our own homes just to avoid catching something that most of us will recover from just fine.
Absolutely. That twat Bill Gates is constantly chiming in on the situation. Like, since when did he become a qualified epidemiologist? He wants us all to be installed with ID chips, supposedly to (((confirm))) who has recovered from the virus.
This.
Jordan Murphy
idk mate I think she mostly just thots on insta
Ethan Wilson
She has a massive arse ngl. It would be like shifting a wardrobe.
Carson Mitchell
Fuck off, sandwich has two slices of bread, if its one slice with something on it, its food with a bread plate
Kayden Miller
Given that we cannot do anything at all, I envy those who fled to the country to live out their days in pure harmony while the city rots and whiters, like in the Decameron.
oh god, they're actually talking about that chloroquine snake oil "miracle drug". it's been debunked by multiple studies now, same with that HIV drug that they keep mentioning.
30-Mar: Trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin archive.is/XLqvS
25-Mar: First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquin archive.is/t0VOq
Kevin Lopez
retard school?
Matthew Ortiz
Another Brighton user? This pic was in The Argus today.
Supermarkets are pissing me off lads, over zealous staff and fellow customers, mostly middle aged women who back away from you with their gloves and masks on, refusing to move when you wanna go passed them. Gonna knock someone out
Imagine be so bitter and puerile you refuse to clap for one minute for the millions of hard working NHS workers who put their lives on the line every single day.
