WHAT DO I DO TO GET TRUMP BUX!?!?!?!

Where/How do you file to get Trump bux if you're a neet and made no income? I'm retarded and it won't let me file nor does it ask for my direct deposit. (tried 1099 MISC using FreeTaxUSA). Any success my fellow neetbros?

>Wagies plz no bully

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Nigger you already get NEETbux dont be greedy. This money is for people who work and lack passive income.

No I don't, I don't get any bux.

your gonna die bro trump hates the neets

You don't get shit

we're all gonna die.

Go be a nigger somewhere else.

Yes the website says I do. I qualify. Anyone who makes under $75,000.

>Who is eligible for the economic impact payment?

Tax filers with adjusted gross income up to $75,000 for individuals and up to $150,000 for married couples filing joint returns will receive the full payment. For filers with income above those amounts, the payment amount is reduced by $5 for each $100 above the $75,000/$150,000 thresholds. Single filers with income exceeding $99,000 and $198,000 for joint filers with no children are not eligible. Social Security recipients and railroad retirees who are otherwise not required to file a tax return are also eligible and will not be required to file a return.

Eligible taxpayers who filed tax returns for either 2019 or 2018 will automatically receive an economic impact payment of up to $1,200 for individuals or $2,400 for married couples and up to $500 for each qualifying child.

I'm just poor dude.

If you haven't filed taxes your SOL

You can file 2020 taxes. It even stipulates low income or no income people qualify. I just don't know how to file in my situation.

Sorry I meant 2019 taxes.

You can't file 2020 taxes yet. They are going off 2018 returns and 2019 if you already filed that.

Here’s what you do: claim other sources of income, gambling, under the table work, money spent on school materials, anything you bought if allowed, file the $1 you got from grandma.

My problem is mostly around websites and their limitations on this specific issue. Most tax filing websites want you to have a return (money coming back to you) in order to enter in your direct deposit info. I don't know what website or how to file in such a way that I would be getting a return of money. So if any neet/no income filer has managed to do this already and knows a website and what type to file (1099 misc hasn't worked yet) I would appreciate that info.

Try H&R Block, I used their TaxPrep app

I'll give it a try.

So how do you live?

Nice cope wagie

irs.gov/filing/free-file-do-your-federal-taxes-for-free
>People, like low-income taxpayers and some veterans, who generally don’t file or are not required to file should wait.

apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/
also there's a list of programs to use

have never filed US taxes, but I'm assuming it makes as much sense as the rest of your government so good luck

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So it just comes in the mail? Don’t have to do shit? Gonna have to check the income for my wife and I in 2018 to see if we qualify. If I get that shit I’m buying a new rifle.

Poorly. I have been house sitting for the last year and have a grocery card with a food limit (not EBT). I don't make any money really, but I have been trying to start a business with what little I do have. Now I am pretty sure the economy is too fucked for me to start any business. I just want the money so I can move out of this situation.

Thanks leaf bro. I guess I just have to wait. I know they are making some website to give them your direct deposit.

>The IRS does not have my direct deposit information. What can I do?
>In the coming weeks, Treasury plans to develop a web-based portal for individuals to provide their banking information to the IRS online, so that individuals can receive payments immediately as opposed to checks in the mail.

If you already filed...and used direct deposit from previous taxes then you don't have to do anything as long as your direct deposit is current. You can wait several weeks for the checks to come but if they don't know your info it will take longer. There is a website going up soon that you can check on the IRS/Treasury website that will allow you to give them your direct deposit info. I just found this out myself. So I guess any neets/ low income people just have to wait a little while.

Turbotax

Are the checks just gonna show up? We have to wait for this website either way right?

Idc if it takes a time to come, I have lots in savings and am still working, wife isn’t tho. I’ll look into last returns docs can’t remember if it was by check or dd. Either way don’t care much. It’s all going to Guns and ammo since it’s socialist handouts anyway.

If you have already filed and included your direct deposit info the money comes a lot faster. I think they started rolling out payments yesterday. Checks take much longer according to the IRS website. If you are a low income/neet person similar to my situation then you have to wait I guess. Hopefully the printing press doesn't run out by then.

yeah if I was in a better position I would buy some land and start growing food on it. I have a small garden now but it isn't enough to sustain me all year.

Not true fuckhead

Think it's the 1040

>People, like low-income taxpayers and some veterans, who generally don’t file or are not required to file should wait.
o well. some shenegwa is probably processing my $0 papers i sent in right now

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We started prepping to turn half of our 1 acre property into a veg garden since we already have fruit trees along the property lines. A year too late it seems for us. Lucky for you it doesn’t take a lot of money to start a good garden. With the money from the gov you’ll have more than enough for soil and seeds, the ground is starting to warm up, the time to start germinating and planting is now, fren.

I kinda doubt I'm getting a return. If i just say i made $500 and have to pay some will they take my bank info?

There's a section on interest earned put in 1 or 2 bucks. Which at least for me was technically true as I made some savings interest last year but they won't be hunting you down if you "guestimate".

btw
>March 30, 2020
> The Treasury Department and the Internal Revenue Service today announced that distribution of economic impact payments will begin in the next three weeks and will be distributed automatically, with no action required for most people.
>However, some taxpayers who typically do not file returns will need to submit a simple tax return to receive the economic impact payment.

im gonna swing by the bank and see if they put shit in there

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irs.gov/coronavirus

You can file by putting a gun in your useless mouths.

Literally wrong. They broadened it to include individuals on social security.

Yeah I love gardening. I have been composting and learning about soil health. Its amazing to grow your own food.

Yeah that was my problem. I tried to file with $0 income. That didn't work. Then I filed with $300 as my total income. I could file then but it never asked for my direct deposit info. At least FreeTaxUSA doesn't ask for that info unless you are getting money back. So I opted not to file yet.

The filing part wasn't my issue so much as the direct deposit that the IRS wants. The website didn't ask for my dd info so I would be SOL just filing alone.

>However, some taxpayers who typically do not file returns will need to submit a simple tax return to receive the economic impact payment.
They don't really give much info on what that simple tax return is. I guess it will be something new? I dunno.

Gay

>simple tax return
filling out all 0's was pretty simply lol took me like 4 minutes

oh i saw they were going to set up a website for direct deposit for people that filed but either didnt or couldnt put direct deposit in. i filed in 2016 so i dont know if they still have that info, i doubt it

Do they already have your account info?

Then you might have to wait for the paper check anyway.

Which might be cool to have. I could really use the fucking money now.

which form?

theres going to be an update on the treasury website (i assume) when they have their web shit up to put direct deposit info in
idk i used freetaxusa, at the end it said i wasnt viable for the direct deposit, i considered putting $1 in but ultimately said fuck it and just drove it to the post office and threw it in the bin

yeah everyone could use the money now. I don't see this getting better any time soon. I just wanna be setup in case they end up going the UBI route. We'll all be loser neets then.

thanks, guess we're all waiting with our dicks in our hands. glad I have food at least.

Fuck. If we file now. Everything goes through. It gets processed next week. Then the week after they get the site up. we might have caused ourselves a week or two extra delay.

im already stocked up, ive got my eyes on a new computer monitor though, and im looking forward to upgrading from these $11 headphones

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i called a family friend who did my taxes in the past the second the rumor was going around about filling for 0 and getting money. he told me "do it, it cant hurt" its been near a week by now

It's hard to tell with how haphazard everything has been lately. Maybe once the website is up it will be nearly automatic and tied to your social security number as well?

nice

MacBook Air for me

This is still a work in progress, apparently there will be a web portal to give some information for a physical mailed check..It's just that no one knows when the site will be up. If you are a broke ass US citizen you are qualified for a check. If the IRS doesn't have a bank account or tax records on file they may use your last known address... It's all still up in the air and there is alot of confusion.

I can't believe just how many entitled tax payers are completely clueless to the welfare and free helicopter money going to big corporations, banks, who themselves handled their balance sheets like a deadbeat gambler. THEY get the pound of flesh with all these "stimulus" bills which amounts to the greatest transition of wealth in US history, meanwhile, loser NEETS who get thrown a bone are the ones being demonized here.

6 trillion out of the air bro
the future is going to be an abhorrent dystopian nightmare none of us could ever imagine fully

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Yeah if the citizens got the full amount it would have been somewhere around $13,000 per each citizen. So we are really just getting the consolation prize.

I'm not demonizing any NEETS (although I think they should get a job)

It's way more than that. Call it 18k

I'm against these bailouts and my free check, but it's clear our Gov, Fed, is going to go full retard. The dollar, fiscal responsibility, debt..it's all being thrown out the window. You cannot spend and create money like this without dire consequences for the average citizen in the mid to long term. We're committing economic suicide.

damn.
pretty sure we will be like Zimbabwe with trillion dollar bills soon. Supposedly they minted two platinum trillion dollar coins.

might as well get some cool shit
hopefully the power stays on long enough to enjoy it for a bit

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