/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2887 - 1 MILLION EDITIONS

Godspeed corona chan!

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Does anyone else see this as a mercy killing? Being really old sucks and for most old people although it’s a horrific death it’s a release from their fleshy prisons.

ITALY INSIDERBRO, HOW MANY DEATHS TODAY?

HOW LONG UNTIL NYC MASS RIOTS?
>HOW LONG UNTIL NYC MASS RIOTS?
HOW LONG UNTIL NYC MASS RIOTS?
>HOW LONG UNTIL NYC MASS RIOTS?
HOW LONG UNTIL NYC MASS RIOTS?

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Happy Friday Corona Chan!

youtube.com/watch?v=UPI6g_XG7ck

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HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI

>Don't nag
Good way to avoid being on the receiving end of domestic violence

fuuuuk lads. Missed the pump yesterday

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What's with a few European countries (UK, Spain, Belgium, Netherlands, Switzerland) having abnormally high Deaths Per 1M Population? There's no fucking way these numbers should be higher than Iran, for instance. Iran is obviously under reporting patient outcomes right?

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>trannies, roasties, and fatties will all either get the coof or suicide
Imagine how much cuter girls will be in the post-corona world

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Seems like there's some urgency here.

mobile.twitter.com/TravelGov/status/1245869713827086336

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More New York deaths than New York deaths on 9/11

PRESIDENT OF SPAIN TOUCHING THE INSIDE OF HIS MASK WITH THE GLOVES WHILE BEING ON THE STREET DOING A PROPAGANDA VISIT TO A FACTORY THIS MORNING

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONO BASED IMBECIL GONNA KILL US ALL

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Insider pastabro here. The real one.

THIS IS NOT ME, HIS NUMBERS ARE TRUE BUT DON'T TRUST A MEMEFLAG

I don't have ALL region numbers but I think this is going to a stable day or a day with a few more cases than yesterday..
Will post numbers as soon as I receive them.

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>Ignoring the increasing number of deaths for under 30s including children

why you suck off a nigger

Guys, stop scrolling for a second and read this please.
Have you ever seen one single amerimutt who died of Corona-chan? No. Never. No such thing. Corona-chan ravages Italy, people are dropping dead in Russia, China is a ghost country... But zero proven deaths in USA? There's a reason for that
They surely faked statistics to make it look like they have some infected and dead so it would not be so suspicious. It's a global biowar, lads. Led and engineered by mutts and their masters in Tel-Aviv.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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>It's been hilarious watching his ugly incompetant jew face overseeing the Wall "building"
It's called SABOTAGE, newfag.

Why did you suck off a nigger?

20% are asymptomatic.

>USA are so great at mass producing medical supplies.

Why do you need Russias help and steal masks from other Countries.

Does not seem like the action of a great Nation?

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WAR SOON

happy big friday /cvg/
stay safe

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KILL BOOMERS
LET IT SPREAD
KILL BOOMERS KILL BOOMERS KILL BOOMERS

>Additionally, CDC estimated that 151,700-575,400 people worldwide died from (H1N1)

How you gonna lie in the pasta, jesus u cvg fags are retards

Do you actually know anyone who is sick with COVID-19? The person who you actually know? Yeah, me neither.

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What's the chance of trannies or roasties dying from this?

So it seems the board is really divided about this happening, more than any other happening I can remember. Let's settle this once and for all :
- The virus was created by China to destroy America
- The virus was created by America to destroy China
- The virus isn't even real and this is all a plot to take away muh freedoms and/or shit on Trump
- The virus is being used by (((them))) to excuse a massive global recession
- The virus is natural and it turns out humanity is still at the mercy of microorganisms and disease

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HOW MANY DEATHS INSIDERANON

Based, don't end like Thailand where the husbands are making up themselves.

>TRUMP WILL BE THE LAST PRESIDENT OF THE USA
Tell me i am wrong!

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Check NY alone, come back and try to make this comment again.

Obviously lying: Iran, China
Obviously unable to count: Africa

So much is off about the numbers being reported
And then we have Ecuador

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How is /cvg/ today. Has everyone taking their Vitamin C and done their exercise?
Its important to stay healthy and not sit in front of the computer all day anons

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Based Chong gave /CVG/ keys to the kingdom see you never no prep, no survival skills nothing burgers

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Confirmed H1N1 deaths vs confirmed COVID-19 deaths. What's the problem? What you posted are estimates after the outbreak was over

iran is lying
china is lying
south korea is probably lying
india is incapable of counting
japan is delaying the inevitable

>id Giat
Greastest Infection of All Time
KEK WILLS IT

No truth in news and no news in truth

Y'all niggers think Chinese have magic abilities to detect a new virus or something. The actual facts of the cases are that in December, doctors in Wuhan noticed a strange new disease - people with respiratory failure, acute pneumonia, etc. They alerted the Chinese CDC, who alerted the WHO, samples were taken, took a while to find that indeed there was a new virus at work, the genome was sequenced, shared around the world with specialists, WHO sent teams to Wuhan to investigate, etc. Some people thought it was a recurrence of SARS, like the doctor who was briefly censored. Also keep in mind that the latency of the virus is almost two weeks. Yet you pretend like from the first outset of the case they should have known exactly what it was and what it was capable off?

It was actually lightning fast to figure out the virulence and severity of the virus by late January, and to shut down the entire economy because of it.

So why are you incessantly bombarded with "China lied" by glowies and their useful idiots? I'll give you a hint: ten million Americans declare unemployment in two weeks and all your government does is give you a $1,200 “advance” on your tax return while bailing out corporations with the largest wealth transfer ever. Your rights are evaporating, your government has failed to provide the bare minimum social safety nets during a very manageable pandemic, your nation’s billionaire class has been growing wealthier and wealthier while most of you would struggle to pay a $1000 emergency bill, yet, China is your real enemy?

You want to know who covers up and lies? The US medical industrial complex. Doctors being fired for bringing their own protection, or complaining about a lack thereof. It is all pure projection.
theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/28/er-doctor-washington-bellingham-coronavirus
theintercept.com/2020/03/24/kaiser-permanente-nurses-coronavirus

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they stole masks from all countries what the fuck they definitely shipped some of that to israel as well kek

Fuck they just laid that dude on the floor

>tfw your countries survival depends on normies staying inside for two more months

Not gonna lie, don't think normies will manage to do that

You do know they are reporting nonCovid19 deaths as CORONACHANFUCKINGCOVIDBILLGATES19 deaths...right? RIGHT?!

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Iran is lying, like China is. They're lying because their government is literally falling apart because of this virus and they want to ""try"" to keep the public calm

>Those numbers
Where will we be in 4 weeks?

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Never. You euroretards never understand how big America is. New York City has 5 times the population of your entire country, which would rank 39th in population if it was a US State.

AGGRESSIVE STRAIN
>OLDER THAN CHINA
AGGRESSIVE STRAIN
>OLDER THAN CHINA
AGGRESSIVE STRAIN
>OLDER THAN CHINA
AGGRESSIVE STRAIN
>OLDER THAN CHINA

KILLS LITTLE BOYS
KILLS BIG BOYS
KILLS SOLDIER POP
KILLS WORKER POP

AGGRESSIVE STRAIN
>OLDER THAN CHINA
AGGRESSIVE STRAIN
>OLDER THAN CHINA
AGGRESSIVE STRAIN
>OLDER THAN CHINA
AGGRESSIVE STRAIN
>OLDER THAN CHINA

Good girl Coronachan, grow grow grow

thanks for all the replies in the last thread. next question: how healthy is it to eat only canned food and that other instant shit for a long period?

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There is wuflu outside
r u crazy nigger

wait for food shortage

I would ask why but you're a leaf so it's just natural for you

The virus is natural and a rather tame way to keep Hubris in check. People needed a reminder that they are still helpless against Viruses, Mother Nature owns them.

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The bigger the population, the worse the riots. Riots literally happened in LA because of fucking nothing

Cuomo's suggestive plan as to how to supply states is too little too late. There's no way to change things up to address needs the way he wants to do it without taking too long to address needs now with the current plan in place.

repeating digitals and soros dies from china flu

I really hope this is not your thought process. If so I tell you good luck.

AND FIRST EMPEROR
MAGA AWOOOOOOOO

good advice
riots in 30 minutes

i propose to make this new starin redhead

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They're burning bodies in the street as undertaking services have collapsed quicker than the people

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>using Normie-95IQ masks
P100 chads report

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— 3.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —

Thats in the pasta. 55,000 deaths is not x3 times higher than 151,000

Yen Press announced on Friday that it is rescheduling the print and digital releases of several volumes of manga and light novels due to the impact of COVID-19.

CAPCOM announced on Thursday that an employee of its group companies has tested positive for COVID-19. The company is reviewing the employee's movements to determine who came into close contact with the employee, and it is considering ordering the affected employees to stay home. The company is also disinfecting the office areas where the infected employee works.

Bandai Namco Entertainment announced on Friday that nine additional events in its Tekken World Tour 2020 and two additional events in its SoulCalibur World Tour 2020 are "removed from tour until further notice."

The organizers of the "LOVE LIVE! SUNSHINE!! UNIT LIVE ADVENTURE 2020 AZALEA First LOVE LIVE! ~Amazing Travel DNA~" concerts announced on Friday that the concerts have been rescheduled for June 3 and 4 at Xebio Arena Sendai in Sendai, Miyagi.

The organizers of the "Tokimeki Memorial Girl's Side DAYS 2020 Tokimeki Taiikusai" event announced on Friday that the event is postponed due to the impact of the new coronavirus.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING SOMEBODY SAVE JAPAN WE'RE GONNA LOSE CULTURAL MILESTONES AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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how many will die from this in Europe, and will it delay GTAVI release?

India is doing okay user. It's a disease that came in from outside so its localized to the big cities so far. Counting is easy in the cities and hard to hide.

If it spreads to the villages - which it might - then you'll get underreported numbers

Idk bro, everyday over 50% of deaths are in Lombardy and they don't release numbers early anymore

Ok. Wtf?
It sounds like the travelling is going to get restricted even further. Maybe not necessarily by the US but other countries?

>china saved themselves and did nothing to stop the flow of people out of the country
yeah wow how can we dare criticize

Our president is rambling about bullshit again and responding to some attorney who criticized him. What the fuck

depends where you count. in US it is estimated that there were 12 500 deaths attributed to H1N1 in 2009.
Most FLU deaths are inflated since they tend to attribute those deaths without any tests.
On the other hand most countries are deflating the death numbers. Even with 2% CFR COVID would cause tens of millions of deaths if it had the same reach as did the flu

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Stop repeating mistranslations

USA IS STEALING MASKS
from france, germany, italy, spain, england and canada

look a bit around and you will find what they did

theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/02/global-battle-coronavirus-equipment-masks-tests

msn.com/en-ca/news/world/spies-hijacks-and-export-bans-the-global-battle-for-coronavirus-equipment/ar-BB125k5g?li=AAggFp4

rfi.fr/en/europe/20200402-china-coronavirus-face-mask-france-stolen-us

foxnews.com/world/france-us-coronavirus-masks-china

I like how the "nothingburger" faggots are claiming that the MSM are "overreacting" or even "hoaxing" while they are actually underreporting the actual numbers and have been lax for many weeks while some could see that shit would hit the fan since January.

18,036 WHO confirmed H1N1 deaths. 55,000 WHO confirmed COVID-19 deaths

Ching Chong
Ching Chong
Ching Chong

Can every user in this gen move past that every health department of every nation are ordered to juke their numbers, and instead come up with a consensus global death rate already?

What is coronachan's mortality rate, according to /cvg/?

Don't be surprised if travel between states will be banned

and 151,000 is an estimate, not confirmed

I also don't know any faggot niggers. Checkmate.

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u wrong nigggaa

Swine flu numbers are estimated, confirmed numbers were low

Again you show no knowledge of how big America is, or how big the cities are. The "La Riots" only happened in one section of the city, the slums. They didn't shut the city down, only the ghetto where the chimpouts occurred.

3 weeks tops once the truckers starts coofing and grocery stores run dry

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Because the WHO confirmed deaths was18k, Mr. Retard. Thus, the COVID deaths are likely much higher than confirmed.

hopefully 10s of millions in deaths

>AND FIRST EMPEROR
>MAGA AWOOOOOOOO
The civil unrest that will come from the lockdown will turn into a civil war and the US will split up.
Trump is the last leader of the USA, because the USA won't exist anymore!

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>USA IS STEALING MASKS
Its not theft user the US is paying for the masks. Blame the seller for not honoring their original agreement

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Is that a policy change?

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.26%) Germany (-0.96%) France (-1.52%) United Kingdom (-0.92%) Italy (-1.59%) Switzerland (-0.50%) Spain (+0.47%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.46%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+2.42%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-3.61%) Japan (-0.97%) Hong Kong (-0.54%) China (-0.22%) Australia (-3.41%) Singapore (-2.85%) India (-2.81%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (+0.12%) South Africa (-1.01%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Estimated deaths for any disease includes:
- Dead in shithole African countries
- Dead because they couldn't get medical care
- Died in their homes
- Dead because of job loss and the resulting hunger
- Dead because of suicide due to any economic harm and (I kid you not) mental health issue brought on by the disease

It's a very liberal way of calculating things. You can only go by confirmed hospital deaths.

On which count, this 3 month old disease is beating H1N1 like a bitch

18 here.
Why are you all so old?

20%

Canned food is ok for really long time, depends on quality tho. Some instant stuff like cheap ramen can fuck your intestine and stomach really quick, you will feel difference in less than week probably.