Brit/pol/ I LOVE THE NHS! Edition

>UK announces 684 more coronavirus victims today: Total death toll reaches 3,605 and more than 38,000 people have now tested positive for the infection as Matt Hancock warns there could be 1,000 deaths per DAY by Easter
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8184551/UK-announces-684-coronavirus-victims.html

>Manchester United stars donate £3.5MILLION to their local NHS by giving up 30 per cent of one month's wages
dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-8184201/Manchester-United-stars-donate-NHS-coronavirus-fight-taking-30-wage-cut.html

>Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson teams up with other Premier League skippers to set up a coronavirus crisis fund to raise millions for the NHS
dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-8184615/Jordan-Henderson-organising-Premier-League-coronavirus-crisis-fund-NHS.html

>Princess Eugenie delivers boxes of fresh fruit and vegetables to NHS 'heroes' at Hammersmith Hospital to thank them for 'everything they do
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8183915/Princess-Eugenie-delivers-boxes-fresh-fruit-vegetables-NHS-workers.html

>'It is a message of hope for those who need it most': Prince Charles opens NHS Nightingale Hospital
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8183277/Charles-open-new-NHS-Nightingale-Hospital.html

>Two NHS nurses aged 36 and 39 die from coronavirus within hours of each other as death toll of frontline health workers rises to seven
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8183773/Mother-three-NHS-nurse-36-caught-coronavirus-treating-patients-hospital-died.html

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Sex with manhands tbqh

First for are Mozza
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we are all going to die

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what

how do we stop the coming brad uprising in lockdown this summer?

first for beefa

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>i clap for the NHS
>i clap for the party
>i clap for the revolution
>i clap for stalin

BILL WITHERED

GET IT??

Wasted on you cunts

nth for publically shaming enemies within that dont show proper appreciation of Our NHS

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>20% CFR with china's numbers
>30% without china's numbers
>5% of all cases have resulted in death so far, this is the minimum death rate we can expect even if every remaining case somehow "recovers", but the final count is likely to be 2-3x that.
this virus is at least as deadly as SARS and it spreads faster than smallpox or measles. there's no immunity after "recovery", so we are all truly fucked.

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I got it

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it's almost as if the koreans know how to handle it...

Youve only ever had sex with a mans hand though you fucking virgin lmao

LUV R NHS

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Potatoes and moss?

Kek

Why d’ya reckon David Foster Wallace killed himself lads?
Are any of you a fan?

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Alri pikey, where you been?

Eddie scrapes the moss off his dranpipes and puts it on a plate

reminder that the uk strain of SARS-CoV-2 has a 4% "survival" rate.

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Anyone seen me mate Moaty?

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For me, it's Susanna

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“Chinese scientists have developed a new weapon to combat the #coronavirus,” the news portal tweeted on Sunday.

“They say they have found a nanomaterial that can absorb and deactivate the virus with 96.5-99.9 per cent efficiency,” it added.

Looks like Adrian Mole crossed with Noel Gallagher.

>nanomaterial
Wat

Nowhere special, just not here

Hate her voice and mentality too much to find her attractive

>they havent canceled reading-fest

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I bet none of them were making seal noises when they clapped. Sad!

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Too far up her own arse for my taste, pretty milf, but fucking loves herself.

If you were suddenly to wake up in the Roman Empire at the height of its extent. What would your occupation be and where would you live?

We all know you wont even one of those Emperor for 2 days, so be humble

For me, it's Carol

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bullshit

RIP NHS paki.

just went to aldi and walked home without going in, massive queue fuck that

this 'virus pandemic' is a load of bollocks man what the fuck

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WE ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES, SAVE US BORIS.

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remember the Harvard professor that was arrested?
he was a nanoscientist

she's hot but is annoying

Dont know how you do it. I cant not be here.

Plastic tits and too much surgery.

his been dead for over 10 years gazza

>tfw too much ass

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MILF

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Can't believe England is stealing all the PPE, why do they insist on coofing all over eachother ?

Everytime I see Carol she looks increasingly mentally deranged. She seems to be on a narcisitic quest to be young at all costs. What's her problem?

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i woudn't set their house on fire but i might push their bins over

Shes turning into a bog. Mutton dressed as kebab.

Nah mate, saw him on here the other day, looking fucking buff like.

what a mess. you think someone would have been honest with her and told her to stop. this is not how you do cosmetic sugery as you age

He wasted his life and had nothing more than tributes to his own self-indulgence to show for it. No wife or children. I once tried to read Infinite Jest (before it was a /lit/ meme) and it was awful.

>The Global Times is a daily tabloid newspaper under the auspices of the Chinese Communist Party's People's Daily newspaper, commenting on international issues from a nationalistic perspective.

fuck i thought that was really her from the thumbnail you bastard

when will people realise that cosmetic surgery makes you look worse?

Guessing she still wants to cruise for young chad dick on the weekends

Anyone find themselves drinking more and more as this shit goes on?

That’s pretty much all women mate

mate i just did the same but it was lidls

No, she's called Alaina Capri, starred in a few Russ (((Meyer))) films in the 60's. Fucking gorgeous.

Where’s the Holly train at??

>The health secretary Matt Hancock has indicated that the coronavirus outbreak could reach its peak in the UK on Easter Sunday, with around 1,000 deaths each day running up to that date.
we're nowhere near the peak. the lockdowns aren't slowing the spread of the virus at all. we'd need to somehow drop the r0 to below 1 for MONTHS if we wanted to stop this thing. that's an impossibility at this point.

Yeah, there's fuck all else to do.

Uncomfortable truths about Quarantine:
- Thousands of addicts will relapse due to social isolation and boredom.
- Many healthy elderly people will suffer from a lack of physical activity and social interaction.
- Suicides are expected to increase dramatically.
- Many young people will miss out on educational and career prospects.
- The incurred national debt will not be repaid in our lifetimes.
- Diminished tax revenues will result in public services such as the NHS receiving less funding.
- There is no mechanism to revoke quarantine without a subsequent rebound of infections.

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holly is a marriage wrecker and probably pushed schof to be a faggot.

That’s cuz you’re bored. Buy a book, downloaded kindle and audible on my phone. Always treat myself with a book when its payday

tfw no nudes of based Holly in fact there seems to be very little lewdness of her about. Maybe one day.

Yeah same lads, had a call at work today as I think they know everyone is the same and they said to try and have at least 2-3 dry days.

she'd get it an all

Filth.

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Another high street giant bites the dust
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This time Debenhams

Clap for r Greggs

You are quite correct.
Cheers.

>- Many young people will miss out on educational and career prospects.

So i suppose that solves the fruit picker problem

99% of the time it makes ugly people look much better. only poorfags are against it

what problem?

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Schof was a faggot years ago. Based Spitting Image.

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Top or bottom? Filler or fillee? Giver or taker?

Good advice but it's too tempting just to crack open the wine in the evening.

I state for the record I would never do anything against our government, armed forces, police or private forces hired by said organizations.

My posts on here previous to this one have been purely fictitious and nothing more than locker room banter and I apologize for any offence it may have caused.

I am in no way stockpiling any sort of supplies and am following all Covid-19 regulations issued forth by the government.

My IP is my digital Signature and everything I have stated here is true and may be used as evidence with my total and unwavering consent.

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