/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2886 - 1 MILLION EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,041,106 (+26,041) ► Died: 55,203 (+2,036) ► (Reset: -11:20:13)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,856 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Ecuador has a lot more deaths than officially reported, president says
archive.is/GjNBf

Biggest slums in Brazil see first coronavirus deaths
archive.is/dizb7

6 million file for unemployment in the US
archive.is/TO9Sh

Biggest slums in India report first COVID casualties
archive.is/CDaw7

Engineer ran train off tracks in attempt to sink the USNS Mercy
archive.is/I9T1M

>RESEARCH
Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
archive.is/5KukH

Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
archive.is/5hhjk

Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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17 year old in the US dies from infection, no previous conditions
archive.is/MXopG

Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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>REMINDER
China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
archive.is/z1nbD

Spain buys Chinese rapid tests, only 30% work
archive.is/7LFPM

China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
archive.is/hi4PJ

Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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Spain doesn't report cases discovered post-mortem
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
09:13: 217 new cases and 3 new deaths in Malaysia.
09:06: 1,422 new cases and 132 new deaths in Belgium.
09:02: 173 new cases and 1 new death in Israel.
08:53: 385 new cases and 29 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:40: 75 new cases in Kuwait.
08:12: 203 new cases and 2 new deaths in Poland.

>SOURCES
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theintercept.com/2020/03/24/kaiser-permanente-nurses-coronavirus
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bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-52133500
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theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/02/global-battle-coronavirus-equipment-masks-tests
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Godspeed Corona chan!

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The pope will die

Where is bulgarian user with Corona map update?
Malawi reported first case.

Holy shit. That might fulfill the prophecy of the popes. According to that, Pope Francis is supposed to be the final pope.

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don’t wear masks
open the borders
donate medical aid to niggers

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Why are we celebrating the death of Europeans?

does anyone have a video of a rhesus monkey being slowly fed into a paper shredder?

Has he redeemed himself, /cvg/?

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Reality check ricearoni

Y'all niggers think Chinese have magic abilities to detect a new virus or something. The actual facts of the cases are that in December, doctors in Wuhan noticed a strange new disease - people with respiratory failure, acute pneumonia, etc. They alerted the Chinese CDC, who alerted the WHO, samples were taken, took a while to find that indeed there was a new virus at work, the genome was sequenced, shared around the world with specialists, WHO sent teams to Wuhan to investigate, etc. Some people thought it was a recurrence of SARS, like the doctor who was briefly censored. Also keep in mind that the latency of the virus is almost two weeks. Yet you pretend like from the first outset of the case they should have known exactly what it was and what it was capable off? Madness.

It was actually lightning fast to figure out the virulence and severity of the virus by late January, and to shut down the entire economy because of it.

So why are you incessantly bombarded with "China lied" talking points by glowies and their useful idiots? I'll give you a hint: ten million Americans declare unemployment in two weeks and all your government does is give you a $1,200 “advance” on your tax return while bailing out corporations with the largest wealth transfer ever. Your rights are evaporating, your government has failed to provide the bare minimum social safety nets during a very manageable pandemic, your nation’s billionaire class has been growing wealthier and wealthier while most of you would struggle to pay a $1000 emergency bill, yet, China is your real enemy?

You want to know who covers up and lies? The US medical industrial complex. Doctors being fired for bringing their own protection, or complaining about a lack thereof. It is all pure projection.
thedailybeast.com/washington-emergency-room-doctor-is-fired-after-demanding-better-coronavirus-safety-protections
theintercept.com/2020/03/24/kaiser-permanente-nurses-coronavirus

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Ok I've just read that the laying on belly position helped significantly with oxygenation.

So it should be normal procedure regardless of the severity of the pnemonia ?

DIARRHEA

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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Are we all just not gonna talk about the neuroinvasive potential ?
This shit is gonna make 6% of people zombies that have trouble breathing that we need to support for the rest of their lives.

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Why do latinos always do this stupid shit?

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But Francis isn't even a real pope.

Finally some Corona-Chan posters are comeing back. Whole morning was missing her

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why just why?

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Probably because for a month, the simp squad was shouting
>HAHA NO WHITE DEATHS
I was telling them that they don't actually want white deaths and now they know they're idiots.

>Genome – The Universidad de San Francisco de Quito has sequenced a strain of COVID-19 which was taken from a Dutch tourist, the first patient in Quito. Researchers can learn about the aggressiveness of this strain which is circulating in Ecuador, is older than, and with fewer mutations than the original in China. It is also different from the strains in Italy and Spain. The strain has been named “hCoV19/Ecuador/HEE_01/2020.” The research will be useful when a vaccine is developed.
cuencahighlife.com/stay-off-the-streets-police-warn-shopping-by-cedula-number-gringa-arrested-after-facelift-internet-use-up-50-help-for-the-homeless/

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I've never seen a million dollars. Never met someone who has a million dollars. I guess a million dollars does not exist. Rational thought.

Top 5, but I might add "all deaths from cancer" which is around 5.6k for 2018

Updated for anons afraid of a few hairs

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Because their deaths might save Europe from fate worse than death

Wonder if they plan on a war against Iran or Venezuela. They did just deploy outsize naval force to the Caribbean. But a war to prop up the oik price (and the collapsing fracking sector) is something I would expect the eternal mutt to do at this point.
bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-52133500

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holy fuck I gagged

You guys sure for the sauce? The two fat bastards sorta get gay while they're grinding against this poor girl and showing no mercy.They don't bang each other but they moan and seemed aroused by each other brutalizing the girl. Hot stuff though, I love it

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I would be very interested in seeing this footage as well.

What's a real pope?

third world is absolutely fucked and it won't even show in corona-chan's statistics

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>implying the virus will change anything
Poor, naive souls.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 245,442 (6,099) Spain 117,710 (10,935) Italy 115,242 (13,915) Germany 87,244 (1,138) China 81,620 (3,322) France 59,105 (5,387) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 38,168 (3,605) Switzerland 19,303 (573) Turkey 18,135 (356) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Austria 11,412 (168) Canada 11,283 (173) South Korea 10,062 (174) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 8,165 (332) Israel 7,030 (39) Sweden 6,078 (333) Australia 5,350 (28) Norway 5,296 (56) Russia 4,149 (34) Czech Republic 3,869 (46) Ireland 3,849 (98) Chile 3,737 (22) Denmark 3,672 (139) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Romania 3,183 (122) Ecuador 3,163 (120) Poland 3,149 (59) Philippines 3,018 (136) Japan 2,617 (63) India 2,567 (72) Luxembourg 2,487 (30) Pakistan 2,458 (35) Saudi Arabia 2,039 (25) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Finland 1,615 (20) Greece 1,544 (53) Mexico 1,510 (50) Dominican Republic 1,488 (68) Serbia 1,476 (39) Panama 1,475 (37) South Africa 1,462 (5)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +565 (+29) Spain +5,645 (+587) Germany +2,450 (+31) China +31 (+4) Iran +2,715 (+134) United Kingdom +4,450 (+684) Switzerland +476 (+37) Belgium +1,422 (+132) Netherlands +1,026 (+148) Austria +283 (+10) South Korea +86 (+5) Portugal +852 (+37) Brazil +121 (+8) Israel +173 (+3) Sweden +510 (+25) Australia +36 (+3) Norway +149 (+6) Russia +601 (+4) Czech Republic +11 (+2) Chile +333 (+4) Denmark +286 (+16) Malaysia +217 (+3) Romania +445 (+7) Poland +203 (+2) Philippines +385 (+29) Pakistan +37 (+1) Saudi Arabia +154 (+4) Indonesia +196 (+11) Thailand +103 (+4) Finland +97 (+1) Mexico +132 (+13) Dominican Republic +108 (+8) Serbia +305 (+8) Argentina (+3) Singapore +65 (+1) Croatia +68 (+1) Estonia +103 (+1) Ukraine +45 (+1) Slovenia +37 (+3) Morocco +27 (+3) Hungary +38 (+5) Bosnia & Herzegovina +35 (+1) Lebanon +14 (+1) Bulgaria +28 (+4) Kazakhstan +25 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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yes I want the sauce

Looks like fine middleground

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user, let em learn the hard way

USA IS STEALING MASKS
from france, germany, italy, spain, england and canada

>USA IS STEALING MASKS
from france, germany, italy, spain, england and canada

>USA IS STEALING MASKS
from france, germany, italy, spain, england and canada

You deserve Corona Amerimutts!
FUCK YOU

even Russia is a better Friend than you

>WHEN YOU’RE ALL ALONE AT HOME AND YOU WONDER WHO WAS PHONE, DIARRHEA
>DIARRHEA

>dutch tourist

why are we literally everywhere on this world

OH NO
OH NO GOD NO
NOOOO

I told you bro

The apocalypse will not come. It never does.
Give it 1 year and corona will be forgotten, and people will be back to their regularly scheduled tranny-acceptance and Ngubu-worshipping timeline. You will still notice the demographic changes and eventually give up on this gay Earth, lost to a sea of mindless consumer drones and social media "likes".
You will not enjoy going out Mad-Max style, but rather slowly lose your will to live, all while losing the smallest liberties you thought you still had.
Enjoy!

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I want to see the 24hr later photo where he has the worse case of bilateral pink eye you have ever seen

die obeselords
death to mutts

John Pale the 2nd. Only.

source?

europeans where dying already boomers would be last majority white generation anyway atleast we get some spectacle now and who knows the euro man might learn hardship and change course

Do you have the piranha video?

hehehhehheeehhahahahAHAHAHAHAH

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USA IS STEALING MASKS
from France, Germany, Italy, Spain, England and Canada

Amerimutts deserve to get Corona

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Pay your rent, back to work for the economy, trumpbux coming, file your taxes, just a flu bro, trust the WHO, look at that economy, flatten the curve, MAGA, 6.6m new unemployment filed, open by may, hoax, china is our ally, not infectious while asymptomatic, masks don't work, summer heat kills it, immunity after infection, BRRRRR, don't be racist, everything is under control, vaccine is coming, trust the government

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>WHEN YOU'RE HIDING IN HOLE AND YOU FEEL SOMETHING ROLL, DIARRHEA
>DIARRHEA

>Older than the one in china
What the fuck

Hi Argiebro

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im 100% sure ace 2 meme was a chinese psyop to keep everyone relaxed

Nuke this continent already

> work at pharmacy
> find out anyone can just walk right up and say you're a doctor and need to write a prescription
> wtfm8.bmp
> 5 years later
> on lockdown
> run out of gushers
> ponder whether gushers are essential
> homiedontplaydat
> drive to sto
> grab all the gushers.
> only one checkout
> start loadin my shit
> qt cashier smiles at me
> imagine im joey from friends
> u got this user
> say nothing
> awkward af as she rings up 10 costco sized boxes of gushers
> 6 days later
> throat itch
> gotdatrona
> ordoi tho
> not about to go to clinic to get coughed on by some illegal to find out
> /epiphany
> go to pharmacy like 10 miles away
> listen to brotha lynch otw
> feelin gangsta as fuck
> u got this user
> coughin like a bitch as i walk in
> gotta hurry before brotha lynch wears off
> bust out some gushers
> dump entire pack into my mouth
> at counter
> someone rolls up
> its the sams fucking girl from before
> awshithereowegoagain.png
> ofc she doesnt recognize me
> you still got this user
> qt sees gushers wrapper
> /qtepiphany
> shitmycoversblown
> ask if she can throw my gushers wrapper away
> "uhh ye-"
> ninjavanish.divx
> next day
> super sick
> go to doctor
> get tested
> get meds from normal pharmacy
> 2 days later
> get call from lab
> gotdatrona
> gotta stay home but can call if ded
> 2 weeks later
> feelin great
> out of gushers tho
> go to sto
> its closed
> walk up to door see wtf
> sign on door
> closed due to staff outbreak indefinitely
> /epiphany
> it was the fucking gushers wrapper

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We deserve it yeah, but we wont get it
You know, because of all the masks we are stealing

Reminder for all the Canadians here

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When will 100k new cases a day happen?

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>Corona-chan into Straight Shota

JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORTOLD

>The plans laid out before the founding of america

theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/02/global-battle-coronavirus-equipment-masks-tests
>Masks bound for France in Shaghai were bought by America at 3x the price
>Masks at Canada border were seized

Can anyone explain why its possible for Ecuadors strain to be OLDER than Chinas? I dont understand

The Massachusetts National Guard is mobilizing to respond to the Southeast Rehabilitation & Skilled Care Center in Easton today, where "numerous residents" have tested positive for the coronavirus.

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EUROPOORS DOOMING AMERICA AGAIN WHEN THE FUCK ARE GOING TO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT

Food shortage riots soon

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theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/02/global-battle-coronavirus-equipment-masks-tests

FNEO-042

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.19%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.28%) United Kingdom (-0.83%) Italy (-1.48%) Switzerland (-0.57%) Spain (+0.76%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.15%) Netherlands (-1.31%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+2.34%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-3.96%) Japan (-1.08%) Hong Kong (-0.29%) China (+0.11%) Australia (-2.93%) Singapore (-2.78%) India (-2.19%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (+0.51%) South Africa (-1.26%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-30%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (-34%) Wuhan (-23%) New Delhi (-90%) Dubai (-10%) Moscow (-70%) Rome (-36%) Milan (-22%) Berlin (-30%) Munich (-25%) Brussels (-35%) Paris (-39%) Madrid (-44%) Barcelona (-43%) London (-35%) Johannesburg (-22%) Sao Paulo (-51%) Buenos Aires (-37%) New York (-5%) Washington (-30%) Miami (-36%) Toronto (-40%) Chicago (-30%) Houston (-30%) Mexico City (-8%) Los Angeles (-10%) Seattle (-19%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Not bad, but the original artist updated it to fix the hands. Use this as a base instead.

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>if you buy ventilators the capitalists win

Leafs don't give a shit, they're sucking Trudeau's dick despite all his fuck ups

Older than the Chinese one? Confirmed bioweapon. Whoever is doing this, is spreading different strains all accross the planet.

That reminds me, is my UNICEF niglet going to be ok?

>They're stopping production of Corona beer

Once another incubation period ends in USA

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>we wont get it

AHAHAHAHAHAH

do you even look at the numbers?

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>AUSTRIA WANT'S TO OPEN THE COUNTRY AGAIN
AUSTRIA WANT'S TO OPEN THE COUNTRY AGAIN
>AUSTRIA WANT'S TO OPEN THE COUNTRY AGAIN
AUSTRIA WANT'S TO OPEN THE COUNTRY AGAIN

>CHANCELLOR (((KURZ))) SAID TODAY
>VICE CHANCELLOR SAID IF HE DOES IT 100 000 WILL DIE WITHIN A VERY SHORT TIME PERIOD

IS KURZ THE BILL MITCHELL OF AUSTRIA??

GUESS AUSTRIA WILL BECOME THE NEXT ITALY!!

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Because Corona may finally bring down the monster that is the EU. specially when Italy and Spain were left to die to this virus and the only help they are getting is from China or Cuba.

Yup
All those nothingburger fucks saying the msm is hyping this
Are they fuck.I
No word of CNS attacks, ADE , heart attacks, sterility, lifelong retrovirals

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this is fine either way

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This has perplexed me also. What does that mean?

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one of the most stupid things is people that stop consuming stuff because it has the same/similar name to something bad, or remember it

Buying is not stealing. It may be a shitty thing to do, but it's not theft.

That article is mistranslated by the way. It's not older than the one in China.

The original article in Spanish says it is old because it doesn't have many mutations COMPARED TO the original in China. It's not older but instead closely related to the original strain.

vistazo.com/seccion/pais/actualidad-nacional/universidad-san-francisco-de-quito-concluye-secuencia-de-genoma-de

A week ago, toothpaste had 14 different strains cultivating in their herd. And theyre still allowed to travel? UN and NATO are purposefully spreading coronachan.using dutch as carriers and planes as delivery methods

Normies thought process. It's as if the normies needs to be told what to do. Critical thinking has vanished. The problem is the think that they think critically. It's strange. They should make a docu called inside the normies brain. How does it work. Why do they only repeat what they have been told. I will watch it. I'm genuinely curious.

You called

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>wtf how can they pay more than what we offer?
That's not stealing retard

WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM

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>try and sleep prone because early symptoms of pneumonia
>can't fall asleep, just on my front manually breathing for hours
>lay on my back, bad for pneumonia, instantly fall asleep
Fuck

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He looks Morrocan or some shit rather than a spic

it is the apocalypse. you are stumbling around in a haze surrounded by bombed-out buildings and smoldering rubble, bodies are strewn about everywhere. after what seems like hours of searching, you finally find a survivor amongst the ruins, he seems physically unscathed but he constantly mumbles to himself and his eye keeps twitching. taking pity on him, and thinking it would be best to band together for strength in numbers to traverse the vast crater-pocked hellscape that now surrounds you, you approach him and offer him some of your scant supplies in exchange for working together to search for food. cutting you off, he gleefully informs you as his face contorts into a strained grimace, that there is no need - "it's all a big nothingburger" he says as his voice cracks, "where are the bodies?"
when you gesture to a pile of them off to the side, he snorts and says in an increasingly nervous tone "dude, those are just crisis actors, you can tell they're still breathing and i'm pretty sure i saw a flyer posted by the ruins of the town hall asking for people with acting experience". he avoids looking at them. when you remark that they seem to be in a rather visibly advanced state of decomposition, he laughs hollowly and cuts you off: "how many days has that pile of bodies been there? four days? five days?"
with an increasing sense of urgency, you tell him that if he doesn't start looking for food now, he's going to starve to death in a matter of weeks, whereupon he again cuts you off and says in a mocking tone "JUST TWO MORE WEEKS BRO YEAH TOTALLY"
disgusted, you give up and leave him to wander alone in the ruins. as you are about to leave earshot of him, you hear him calling to his mother, demanding to know where the rest of the "tendies" are. there is no response.

>ching chong chang
Whats that? I dont speak chink....

For the Japanese user from last thread

#
It is simple, positiv pressure.

You have a ventilation or blower system (do not know what the right term in english is) that forces air into the home through a filtration system.
As long as the pressure of the filtered air is higher than the pressure outside the home you prevent unfiltered air from entering.
Your filtered air will escape through every unsealed nook and crany, but that is what you want, as otherwise unfiltered air could enter through these.

Great against dust aswell.

Similar principle to how some design their PC airflow.
Negativ pressure would for example have the opposite effect and draw air in with dust and street particles and so on.

Such a system would depending on the size of the house or flat really power hungry, also you can burn through filters fast.

If it makes you feel better, the masks are probably all faulty.

nice copypasta chang

Fucking hell

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US could lose 10mil people and not miss a beat

Really ain't no sunshine for Bill anymore them

>this strain which is circulating in Ecuador, is older than, and with fewer mutations than the original in China
What? How can it be older if it started to spread from China?

It's alright they'll bounce back

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Good enough for a capping.

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USA IS STEALING MASKS
from france, germany, italy, spain, england and canada

>USA IS STEALING MASKS
from france, germany, italy, spain, england and canada

>USA IS STEALING MASKS
from france, germany, italy, spain, england and canada

You deserve Corona Amerimutts!
FUCK YOU

even Russia is a better Friend than you

theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/02/global-battle-coronavirus-equipment-masks-tests

msn.com/en-ca/news/world/spies-hijacks-and-export-bans-the-global-battle-for-coronavirus-equipment/ar-BB125k5g?li=AAggFp4

rfi.fr/en/europe/20200402-china-coronavirus-face-mask-france-stolen-us

foxnews.com/world/france-us-coronavirus-masks-china

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Gracias por su servicio

Just visited my local hospital in Florida that services a large suburban area.

Completely empty parking lot, no one there besides nurses, employees and construction workers.

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Ok that clears things up

The incubation periods from this point on begin to become less like waves and more like a straight, sharp rise, as more waves wash over eachother.

This. Also don't forget that china refused to give the real genome sequence for 2 months.

>inb4 walking dead

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thanks

How old? We know that china had the virus in november....

>Berlin masks were ordered and paid and on the way to Berlin from Mainland China
USA hijacking them in Thailand

STEALING LYING piece of shit

Is UK the new Italy?

show flag, nigger

Kek, I don't think it would be him. Also, argiebro correct me, so disregard everything I say.

>entire country shuts down for two maybe three months
>everyone forgets
I truly don’t want to live in that timeline

So its a strain that mutated in the right way mto fuck everyone with few mutations? lol
>few mutations
>rape the whole country

this isnt looking good to me anons

It's just a mistranslation. It is newer than the original Chinese strain, just very closely related (thus being old / having few mutations)

It's just a flu. Nothing serious.

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literally where

MADRID POSSIBLY HAS 42,500 INFECTED CASES ALONE ACCORDING TO THE CORONAVIRUS AUTO-DIAGNOSIS APP
>MADRID POSSIBLY HAS 42,500 INFECTED CASES ALONE ACCORDING TO THE CORONAVIRUS AUTO-DIAGNOSIS APP
MADRID POSSIBLY HAS 42,500 INFECTED CASES ALONE ACCORDING TO THE CORONAVIRUS AUTO-DIAGNOSIS APP
>MADRID POSSIBLY HAS 42,500 INFECTED CASES ALONE ACCORDING TO THE CORONAVIRUS AUTO-DIAGNOSIS APP
MADRID POSSIBLY HAS 42,500 INFECTED CASES ALONE ACCORDING TO THE CORONAVIRUS AUTO-DIAGNOSIS APP
>MADRID POSSIBLY HAS 42,500 INFECTED CASES ALONE ACCORDING TO THE CORONAVIRUS AUTO-DIAGNOSIS APP
MADRID POSSIBLY HAS 42,500 INFECTED CASES ALONE ACCORDING TO THE CORONAVIRUS AUTO-DIAGNOSIS APP
>MADRID POSSIBLY HAS 42,500 INFECTED CASES ALONE ACCORDING TO THE CORONAVIRUS AUTO-DIAGNOSIS APP
MADRID POSSIBLY HAS 42,500 INFECTED CASES ALONE ACCORDING TO THE CORONAVIRUS AUTO-DIAGNOSIS APP

elconfidencial.com/tecnologia/ciencia/2020-04-03/app-comunidad-madrid-coronavirus_2530955/

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>Berlin masks were ordered and paid and on the way to Berlin from Mainland China
USA hijacking them in Thailand

do you even have a single brain cell?

No mask is safe from the dread pirate Trump.

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+75.000 IN TOTAL

he's about to slam a bitch head first into the toilet
bitch didn't get his money

based argie, so basically does this mean Ecuador has a strain thats potentially way more lethal than Italys or even Wuhans?

I work for the gubberment. We were still getting "the risk for canadians is low" in late March. We're finished

>Is UK the new Italy?
Right now yes, AUSTRIA IS THE NEXT ITALY!

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I am very curious if the plasma donations are going to work.

In theory it should.
Countries are slowly ramping up anti body tests if that combines with good results from donating plasma then i can see europe crawling back into normal life by july

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Said*. Everything except the bioweapon bit. I don't buy the bat soup bullshit, this shit is engineered 100%.

Kek thanks bro

Well if that's true, then we are stealing. Not that surprising, really.

I thought china flattened the curve, so you're saying they didn't and still need masks?

Absolutely not. We all die together, user.

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they are closing skies

Buying them with printer go brrrr monopoly money is basically the same as stealing.

Why do people think the jews have something to do with this, when it's attacking New York and Israel, both are the Jew heartlands

This is clearly not them. Why make a virus that kills old people, when most globalists are old jews?

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Fuckin lol

If somebody already bought them and they are about to be loaded on the transport to the destination and somebody suddenly pays to have them put on another ttransport to a different destination it is not theft?

>una cepa ANTIGUA porque no tiene muchas mutaciones, comparada con el original de China

It's not completly new, but it seems that the swedish user was right, this virus has been all around the world before december.

He literally can't redeem himself. He opened the draw bridge and let the fucking vampires in. Now it's too late to save the country. The window to stop it has closed, now we're probably going to lose a million or more, and the economy is fucked for a decade or more at least. How the fuck you gonna "redeem" something like that? That's a fuckup on the scale of the shit the South pulled in 1860.

yeah, and it only took a few mutations for this i dont know how are the odds for a virus to get just a few mutations and become much more of a reaper,then we in for a real ride

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OLDER THAN CHINA
>OLDER THAN CHINA
OLDER THAN CHINA
>OLDER THAN CHINA
OLDER THAN CHINA
>OLDER THAN CHINA
OLDER THAN CHINA
>OLDER THAN CHINA
OLDER THAN CHINA
>OLDER THAN CHINA
OLDER THAN CHINA
>OLDER THAN CHINA
OLDER THAN CHINA
>OLDER THAN CHINA
OLDER THAN CHINA
>OLDER THAN CHINA

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ahem, privateering.

>dam_sun.jpg

Ecuator should burn the ducth and declare war. What a bunch of cucks not even their own citizens were the patient 0 in their country.

Florida’s death count from COVID-19 likely stands significantly higher than the official number, indicating the disease is taking a more severe toll than thought, according to interviews with experts and information from local officials.

Dr. Wendolyn Sneed, the Palm Beach County medical examiner, said deaths with pending test results are typically elderly people with underlying medical conditions.

Because jews are spreading it and always involved in flase flags like this one, where a nation will be blamed for the bioweapon's release at the end, like the US or Russia, and then cause China to sperg out while accused country begins nuking them from orbit.

Are you retarded?
I said that the USA are stealing masks that are ordered and paid by other countries

Read an article about this yesterday, we'll soon start the plasma therapy, stay tuned.

stop spamming memeflag nigger
uncle sam will buy whatever masks he pleases, including yours

up up and away

Because they have vaccines already

I don't get why murricans hate bushes. Every time I fuck someone shaved I lose half my erection.

True

I just find it weird, why the fuck ecuador has a strain with few mutations? It stayed in china for really long it shouldve mutated mor seeing how fast its doing it in other countries

In BC they're saying 'our cases are low because we've been putting measures in place for months' even though we did next to fuck all until early March.
I think we just got stupid f*cking lucky with a mild strain here on the left coast, and managed to lockdown before it mutated.

by the way are there any dancing funeral memes about corona yet? it is best meme

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Nah. Most of us will be fine.

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And what are you going to do about it, cuck?

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And where's the endgame when there's no damn vaccine for this yet?

Proof

Only if it's to let Hitler in, otherwise no

make a sandy hook hoax type documentary about it before anyone else brings theirs to market

Digits and we beat heart disease by April 30

Post links related to the Coronavirus

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1.full

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.30.927871v1.full.pdf

pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/patent/US2006257852

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16007097

cell.com/cell/pdf/S0092-8674(20)30229-4.pdf

pdb101.rcsb.org/motm/242

researchgate.net/publication/5642354_The_geographic_distribution_of_the_ACE_II_genotype_A_novel_finding

whiov.cas.cn/105341/201911/t20191118_5438006.html?fbclid=IwAR2LUGqVYlaNjTxePL3N5xctiGTvHHMGeCocY6z6k2E6tW2aC_PCBcRRPs0

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4229671/

nextstrain.org/ncov

echo.msk.ru/blog/aillar/2615505-echo

archive.vn/6bjsn/image

justice.gov/opa/pr/harvard-university-professor-and-two-chinese-nationals-charged-three-separate-china-related?fbclid=IwAR26A0s234YRVUxtyyxpEVKHnCwErgU_y8tBM91HGv7oJwW4k9DCciIg36g

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0166354220300528

nature.com/articles/nm.3985

archive.is/c1plk

archive.is/FAZIl

archive.is/pq1oU

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22312351

archive.is/eXe3c

archive.is/Lq6n0

mp.weixin.qq.com/s/oG90UTOXyDsUNRUyXy4Y7Q

FINALLY, A BOOMER KILLER. Its about time the people under 30 took charge of THEIR world

Changing flags, are we? Interesting. So where's the proof of us pirating your booty?

I thought I used the last one, but I see. I'll update it in a moment

Worldwide soon

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Why does the US even want those counterfeit chink masks? They don't work and are probably already infected with viral loads. They're worth less than nothing.

>france reported over 1300 dead yesterday due to backlog of home deaths
How big is Italy and Spain's backlog?

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>dozens more obituaries in my small city compared to before the virus hit
>only like 5 deaths confirmed by covid-19
>there are thousands of people just decaying in their own homes

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I WANT OFF

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People will shortly stop trading in dollars because it will be worthless if you print 6 trillion while the economy is in shambles.

Supongo que tener una marcha de feminazis en medio de una pandemia no fue inteligente, verdad Manolo?

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La cepa original de China también es "antigua". Se dice que la de Ecuador es "antigua" porque se parece al ORIGINAL de China (lo dice ahí, ORIGINAL) mientras que las de Italia / España no se parecen tanto.

True.
Wtf
You guys need to work on your image
Russia donates masks and you are stealing our paid masks. Do you actually know how butthurt people get about those things?
Just a stupid decisions to start stealing for only 200k masks.

Big talk given that Germany has been seizing masks within its own country though
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-09/germany-faces-backlash-from-neighbors-over-mask-export-ban

Letters of marque makeall the difference...

>NEW YORK STATEWIDE CORONAVIRUS CASES INCREASE TO 102,863 FROM 92,381 A DAY EARLIER - GOVERNOR CUOMO

You can ignore me, but you can't ignore reality forever.

if i get it want to be one of those that just collpase dead before even showing signs of the disease t least it would be sudden and i wouldnt be agonized with the disease

Comfy

I OUT OF WEED. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

can you pick me up a cash4life, megamillions, florida lotto, and powerball?

Stop writing multiple lines Spanish nigger

high quality post

Kek!

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Your renaissance is to blame for all the Dutch diaspora. Now a new renaissance has begun

>plasma therapy
Not feasible with the amount of cases and the amount of readily available plasma, and even 70 year old patients might just die from the shock of transfusion. VIP treatment only

That's haram african friend

Try to buy what is left. First China bought everything, than Europe and the last 3 masks are for you. Shows in your desperate actions. Even Russia did a way better propaganda job than you.

Does anyone keep an archive of Chinese deliberately spreading the disease or buying out all the masks abroad? I need to redpill my friend who keeps saying that 'Chinese numbers are wrong' and 'China lied to us' is bullshit propaganda and that they dindu anyffin wong

i have the jurassic park theme song stuck in my head. someone help me.

F
Stay strong and stay home.
What area / region if I might ask ?

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lmao

Nothing is serious to us, if a tragedy happens then for the next day there are memes done and several jokes about it invented.

Are masks/sanitizer even worth bothering with if you don't go outside at all? Because I'm living pretty cozy with my nonperishables right now, and I could stay here for a few more weeks.
By that point my stash of supplies will make me a rich man

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I'm addicted to that meme too! I want to see some corona ones!

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Considering what our domestic police do under the umbrella of civil forfeiture, that's nothing. When we invade Canada to seize a mask factory, then you'll see our true national colors.

>10,482 new cases
>10,482 new cases
>10,482 new cases
>10,482 new cases
>10,482 new cases


WHAT THE FUCK NEW YORK

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