Can't wait for corocollapse

I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

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Silver should be $50 an Ounce.

only metals to invest in are brass and copper jacketing.. full metal jacket

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God you right wingers are so fucking retarded

>be you
>collect silver
>boogaloo happens
>run out of something
>there's no internet anymore to covertly screen for people to trade with
>so you have to go to a place with a lot of people and scream it out
>HEY GUYS I HAVE LOTS OF SILVER WHO WANTS TO TRADE ME SOME GOODS FOR SILVER DON'T YOU KNOW SILVER IS THE GREATEST THING EVER NOW. I REPEAT. I HAVE LOTS OF SILVER BUT I AM CURRENTLY LACKING IN VITAL SUPPLIES
>Immediately get shot by a raiding party.
>Now you have no food, no life and no silver.
You boomers are such retards.

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Have fun playing pretend with your fake panDUMBic charade

How is he retarded? That was very smart

Cool bars, how do you eat them though?

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Nobody is going to want your fucking silver coin collection once the boogaloo happens.

No one is going to want your shiny rocks in a collapse lmao

this copy pasta

I’ve noticed that women are about 50% easier to fuck now.

This is great.

>stockpiling foods that require water for preparation
That's almost as retarded as silver boy

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>he thinks his metal has value when the economy collapses and people have nothing to eat

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HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO GO OVER THIS.
IT IS ONLY GOOD
IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE HAPPENING. SILVER IS ONLY GOOD. AFTER. IT. ALL.

take your meds

this is why i don't prep. I'll either start or join a raiding party, or get raided and kiled despite having wasted no time prepping.

preppers are the new vassal serfs for the oncoming feudal lord raiders

>memeflag
>maxresdefault.jpg
>reddit spacing
>'muh roastie, muh cum in my face'
Are (((you guys))) even trying at this point??????

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You don't eat them dummy. They are for scooping the poo out of your ass crack.
not living near fresh running water

This is my favorite corona pasta.

barilla pasta, I would rather die than eat that cardboard shit

>thinking precious metals are going to be worth anything in a post apocalyptic barter society

Your fantasies are hilarious.
Silver and gold are meaningless in the apocalypse.
It never ceases to amaze me how many here do not understand what gold and silver are, seeing as it's been FUCKING EXPLAINED ON Yas Forums A TRILLION TIMES.

Gold and silver are commodities. they are useful for specific things, just as all commodities are.
They are a place to park your wealth that is not subject to inflation. They are NOT an investment, they do not create dividends nor appreciate in value beyond the demand for them, just as any other commodity.

After the collapse of civilization, they will be worthless, until civilization re-emerges.
Gold is used in electronics and jewelry, and with industry shut down, half it's usefulness disappears. And starving people want food a hell of a lot more than bling.
silver is useful in electronics and eating utensils & flatware, because it is anti-bacterial. But there is actually a lot of it around, and...again...food will be much more important.

Food and protection is dependent on lead and steel. Guns and bullets. These will be worth something, as well as food, clothing, and shelter.

Keep your silver, play with it all you want, nobody will trade necessities for it.

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>falling for old /biz pasta

the absolute state of this hellhole board

redpill me on barilla pasta

How the fuck do you even trade with precious metals? Do you only ever buy in bulk, or are you supposed to shave .17532 oz off of your bar/coin every time you want a can of beans? Do you have to carry your own scale around, then argue with a stranger whether it's his scale or yours that's rigged? How do you or anyone else analyze the purity?

For being a desperate adulterer. Fuck you. You make the right look pathetic and disgusting, fucking degenerate. i hope they run you over with thier awesome truck while enjoying marijuana and laughing.

Y-you don't have a water filter with funnels and activated charcoal?

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you don't even need to speak italian to get this poll.

Barilla is mediocre pasta, personally I'm a big fan of Rummo

All the wHeN pEoPlE hAvE nOtHiNg To EaT retards are hilarious.

Have you ever heard of hunting and fishing!? It turns out that if shit hits the fan, you don't need McDonalds to provide you with a meal you fucking dumbasses.

I'm farming now, and I'll only take silver or gold for food. The money printing right now means ordinary currency might not be worth anything. Faggot.

your shiny rocks gonna get illegal

Not this ridiculous thread again.

Mods?

Hunting and fishing aren't a thing in cities and suburbs due to lack of game and large bodies of water with fish. All of those resources, even if they are enough to feed a whole country (doubt it), are almost exclusively in rural areas. When people from outside of the rural areas try to flood in, the residents of those areas are just going to gun them down, because fuck letting city folk steal all your food.

Why do you faggots always assume some post apocalypse shit were we think we gonna be kings by trading silver for food. This shit is a hedge for the upcoming finance collapse. Not the end of society. You think I haven't supplies for the apocalypse? Made those purchases before buying any silver.

Literally collecting chunks of minerals for what?
I won't accept it in exchange for food and hides
Maybe if your daughter gives me a BJ I'll slip in an extra pair of Mocs just to be nice.

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Man those are some retarded ass rations. You ever heard of jerky? Ever heard of canning? I'll be eating actually nutritious food while you eat cardboard pasta and chocolate

I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

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nice

>no access to water
your shitty MREs aren't gonna save you canuck

Plus all the bloated lemmings we're surrounded by. Take up butchering while you're at it ;)

>Romania
Post checks out hehehe

I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

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This is weak pasta.

Man silver is useless.
Have you guys never read about what happen when a collapse happen ?
Read about the Siege of Sarajevo. Silver worth nothing, only gold, lighters, alcool worth something in collapse situation.

Anons explain me why people buy silver on Yas Forums ?

what's the fucking point of silver in the Apocalypse?
unless you intend to make silver bullets to kill werewolves
because that would be based

What do you mean memeflag?
PM doesnt care about currency.
Its superior to it.

>The money printing right now means ordinary currency might not be worth anything.
It makes good toilet paper.

cue the typical fat tactical beard redneck cope larp punish skull rangequeen larper response. did you wear your plate carrier to the range again sheepdawg?

You are retarded.
You dont know the industrial need for gold and silver.
You dont understand it protects you form hyperinflation.
>Zimbabwe
>venuzuela
Both countries the PM's are unattainable.
You can make a claim like:
>it never ceases to amaze me how many here do not understand what gold and silver are, seeing as it's been FUCKING EXPLAINED ON Yas Forums A TRILLION TIMES
Then tell me why Hitler used PM to support the reich? HMMM? you are obviously a Judenshill.

because people in venezuela buy six months of food with an ounce of silver

Come at me.

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Based
Silver is the way anons.
Dont let yourself be shilled into poverty by the communist Juden infesting the boards.

That means food is cheap.

>what is Venezuela
>what is Zimbabwe

Bullets will be the only currency in a real collapse.

If you collect Metals, part of your collection will be "junk" silver, which is literally old US currency (Quarters, Dimes) that are 90% silver and can be easily recognized. After that you get the bars etc. Have little of everything and you're a-ok.

you should have 10k worth of food/water/guns before you have 1k worth of silver or gold. but nice silver, hope you have a year's supply of food already.

a six shooter? better not miss dumbass

Lrn2shoot.

This thread is a perfect reminder that the majority of Yas Forums is filled with financially and economically illiterate retards who are only here to make memes before they kill themselves.

Okay

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In terms of silver, yes.
In terms of dollars, no.