/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2885 - 1 MILLION EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,040,499 (+25,434) ► Died: 55,181 (+2,014) ► (Reset: -11:57:19)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,856 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Ecuador has a lot more deaths than officially reported, president says
archive.is/GjNBf

Biggest slums in Brazil see first coronavirus deaths
archive.is/dizb7

Biggest slums in India report first COVID casualties
archive.is/CDaw7

Ecuador is dumping, burning bodies in the streets
archive.is/mwg1D

>RESEARCH
Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

Growing number of "recovered" patients test positive again
archive.is/s11s3

70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
archive.is/Fg3tL

"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
archive.is/nZNgJ

>REMINDER
Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
archive.is/FqPKO

France doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
archive.is/zWJw1

China covering up "second wave" of infections
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
09:13: 217 new cases and 3 new deaths in Malaysia.
09:06: 1,422 new cases and 132 new deaths in Belgium.
09:02: 173 new cases and 1 new death in Israel.
08:53: 385 new cases and 29 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:40: 75 new cases in Kuwait.
08:12: 203 new cases and 2 new deaths in Poland.

>SOURCES
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thedailybeast.com/washington-emergency-room-doctor-is-fired-after-demanding-better-coronavirus-safety-protections
theintercept.com/2020/03/24/kaiser-permanente-nurses-coronavirus
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soundcloud.com/user-519115521/cochran-on-covid-19-part-5
docdroid.net/3VyyjmX/george-sorosbill-gates-and-dr-fauci-pdf
archive.is/456r3
twitter.com/NoahCarl90/status/1244237931558187010
youtube.com/watch?v=qqK1FrO3BdM
forums.studentdoctor.net/threads/patient-volumes.1403795/
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youtube.com/watch?v=sehX0HNUCcA
worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-toll/
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first for dead mutts

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CONFESS YOUR SINS BEFORE IT KILLS YOU

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>inb4 cringe nothingburger pilled dutch fags

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I'm sick of queuing for groceries and washing them when I get home bros

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7 hospitals in North Jersey had to divert patients after reaching capacity

Where's Gary?

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Are we done?

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SHE IS NOT WRONK YOU KNOW IT

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> Uit het rapport van het Amphia Ziekenhuis blijkt verder dat veel coronapatiënten last van obesitas hebben. Van de opgenomen patiënten 71,4 procent, op de intensive care is dit zelfs 91 procent. Elders in het land hoorden we al eerder dit soort signalen. “Of deze opvallende bevinding erop wijst dat overgewicht een voorspellende factor is voor klinische verslechtering zal verder onderzocht moeten worden.”

Numbers from one of our hospitals confirms 71,4% of hospitalisations for corona are obese and 91% of corona patients in the icu are obese

Why didn't you get a year's worth of food two months ago?

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Abortion is 60K.

100s of millions by Winter time and then it will get even worse. Expect entire cities to empty from death and disease. Western world is beyond finished. China will survive this because of huge population numbers, but there's no recovery for Europe and the USA. What few people will survive it will have nothing left.

we knew she could do it!

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We keep winning!

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youtu.be/b-57zREt2N0

Even better with sound!

52.5% of the adult population in the Netherlands are overweight

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2020

ctrl f: covid

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number 1 soon. enjoy the last few months because we're all going to get infected one of these weeks. Society is already collapsing, people are starving to death. There's no future.

strawpoll.me/19686223
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ANSWER OR YOUR MOTHER DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

>How many deaths until Coronachan update?
How many deaths until Coronachan update?
>How many deaths until Coronachan update?
How many deaths until Coronachan update?
>How many deaths until Coronachan update?
How many deaths until Coronachan update?
>How many deaths until Coronachan update?
How many deaths until Coronachan update?

I'll post it till ya like it

Y'all niggers think Chinese have magic abilities to detect a new virus or something. The actual facts of the cases are that in December, doctors in Wuhan noticed a strange new disease - people with respiratory failure, acute pneumonia, etc. They alerted the Chinese CDC, who alerted the WHO, samples were taken, took a while to find that indeed there was a new virus at work, the genome was sequenced, shared around the world with specialists, WHO sent teams to Wuhan to investigate, etc. Some people thought it was a recurrence of SARS, like the doctor who was briefly censored. Also keep in mind that the latency of the virus is almost two weeks. Yet you pretend like from the first outset of the case they should have known exactly what it was and what it was capable off?

It was actually lightning fast to figure out the virulence and severity of the virus by late January, and to shut down the entire economy because of it.

So why are you incessantly bombarded with "China lied" talking points by glowies and their useful idiots? I'll give you a hint: ten million Americans declare unemployment in two weeks and all your government does is give you a $1,200 “advance” on your tax return while bailing out corporations with the largest wealth transfer ever. Your rights are evaporating, your government has failed to provide the bare minimum social safety nets during a very manageable pandemic, your nation’s billionaire class has been growing wealthier and wealthier while most of you would struggle to pay a $1000 emergency bill, yet, China is your real enemy?

You want to know who covers up and lies? The US medical industrial complex. Doctors being fired for bringing their own protection, or complaining about a lack thereof. It is all pure projection.
thedailybeast.com/washington-emergency-room-doctor-is-fired-after-demanding-better-coronavirus-safety-protections
theintercept.com/2020/03/24/kaiser-permanente-nurses-coronavirus

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>selecting only the fittest
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Can we get a gif of it making it to the big top 5? It will take a while until we beat LRI

Who /HERD/ here?
>In the UK, 10,590 people have been
tested for coronavirus in last 24 hours; 42% of them tested positive.

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I've got a cough setting in. I hope this is it

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The fire rises, brother.

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Abortion doesn't cause death
No more than amputation causes the death of the removed limb
A few cells die? Big fucking deal

they do love their corny music

I have no idea why this isnt on the news yet, but a lot of places in NSW and QLD are starting to see "quarantine" gangs roaming around.

Basically bored as fuck thugs that are no real threat except for their numbers. Theyre going around stealing and breaking what they can. Theyve fucked up a few parks already

They need to be glassed.

I did but there's no point dipping into that and not replenishing it, plus it's good to have fresh food when it's available.

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this isn't even my final form

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Where the fuck is Gary?
I havent seen him post in a while.
How many days has it been since anyone has seen him? Four days? Five days??

>the average patient uses a ventilator for seven days
Try 20

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Obese is not the same as overweight. Some 65% of Dutch adults >50 are considered overweight (BMI>25).

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This shows rather nice how fucking useless are initial testing data since there is limited testing capacity so even if 100% of tested were positive you would not have the actual numbers.

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same

just went to the store but the line was so long I turned back. went to neighborhood baker and butcher shop in stead, it'll last me through weekend

what the fuck

Pay your rent, back to work for the economy, trumpbux coming, file your taxes, just a flu bro, trust the WHO, look at that economy, flatten the curve, MAGA, 6.6m new unemployment filed, open by may, hoax, china is our ally, not infectious while asymptomatic, masks don't work, summer heat kills it, immunity after infection, BRRRRR, don't be racist, everything is under control, vaccine is coming, trust the government

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Unknown locations BTFO

checked and yes, wait a few months, world will be changed beyond recognition

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ez

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Also pray for based Scotland

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 245,442 (6,098) Spain 117,710 (10,935) Italy 115,242 (13,915) Germany 87,244 (1,138) China 81,620 (3,322) France 59,105 (5,387) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 38,168 (3,605) Switzerland 19,303 (573) Turkey 18,135 (356) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Austria 11,383 (168) Canada 11,283 (173) South Korea 10,062 (174) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 8,076 (329) Israel 7,030 (39) Sweden 6,078 (333) Australia 5,350 (28) Norway 5,296 (56) Russia 4,149 (34) Czech Republic 3,869 (46) Ireland 3,849 (98) Denmark 3,672 (139) Chile 3,404 (18) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Romania 3,183 (118) Ecuador 3,163 (120) Poland 3,149 (59) Philippines 3,018 (136) Japan 2,617 (63) India 2,567 (72) Luxembourg 2,487 (30) Pakistan 2,458 (35) Saudi Arabia 2,039 (25) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Finland 1,615 (20) Greece 1,544 (53) Mexico 1,510 (50) Serbia 1,476 (39) Panama 1,475 (37) South Africa 1,462 (5) Peru 1,414 (55)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +565 (+28) Spain +5,645 (+587) Germany +2,450 (+31) China +31 (+4) Iran +2,715 (+134) United Kingdom +4,450 (+684) Switzerland +476 (+37) Belgium +1,422 (+132) Netherlands +1,026 (+148) Austria +254 (+10) South Korea +86 (+5) Portugal +852 (+37) Brazil +32 (+5) Israel +173 (+3) Sweden +510 (+25) Australia +36 (+3) Norway +149 (+6) Russia +601 (+4) Czech Republic +11 (+2) Denmark +286 (+16) Malaysia +217 (+3) Romania +445 (+3) Poland +203 (+2) Philippines +385 (+29) Pakistan +37 (+1) Saudi Arabia +154 (+4) Indonesia +196 (+11) Thailand +103 (+4) Finland +97 (+1) Mexico +132 (+13) Serbia +305 (+8) Argentina (+3) Singapore +65 (+1) Croatia +68 (+1) Estonia +103 (+1) Ukraine +45 (+1) Slovenia +37 (+3) Morocco +27 (+3) Hungary +38 (+5) Bosnia & Herzegovina +35 (+1) Lebanon +14 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+2) Kazakhstan +25 (+3) Andorra +11 (+1) Honduras +3 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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It was 3000 a week ago right? Deaths are doubling every week, right? Then by the end of the month Corona will be the biggest cause of death in the world.

Its seven for the ones that die

Why'd you suck off a nigger, user?

>wrong figures for Scotland
Fucking English cunts

El expelotero de las Grandes Ligas Jim Edmonds anunció que dio positivo por la enfermedad COVID-19, que le provocó incluso una neumonía.

WTF I LOVE CHINA NAO

soundcloud.com/user-519115521/cochran-on-covid-19-part-5

Are you sure that's worth the risk of getting sick now? CFR is way above 20% and survivors are confirmed to have permanent brain and lung damage. To me, avoiding the illness is priority 1 until we learn more.

You'll wash until moral improves

Way more

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Can't they put someone pretty for their shitty 1900 tier propaganda?

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World will be ending. The few humans that survive it will be living in our ruins. I doubt there will be many though, this virus is too contagious.

>Event 201
>ID2020
Reminder to prepare your anuses.

Fuck china
"made in china" is now a badge of shame
I hope they enjoy their upcoming famine

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Are you fucking retarded? The virus is arleady fucking slowing down, and it will be gone by May you retard.

It'd take a lot of work since I would need to remake everything when corona was below TB as the scales have changed now that top 10 deaths are included. I might work on it and release it when she gets to top 3
A bit over 3000 but yes it's almost doubled in a week. Then again France changed their counting method to include deaths outside hospitals which increased the death count a lot, so it's not quite a week to double

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I'd rather die a painful death than accept the chincks as our masters.

Truth is we'll never fully recover from this, we're truly fucked. One post by this ID, btw

>When you have to choose between the eternal Jew or the soulless chink

Fuck this is hard but I will take my chances with Winnie the Pooh.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.08%) Germany (-0.68%) France (-0.95%) United Kingdom (-0.57%) Italy (-1.11%) Switzerland (-0.20%) Spain (+0.76%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+0.74%) Netherlands (-0.88%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+2.88%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-2.14%) Japan (-0.56%) Hong Kong (+0.08%) China (+0.37%) Australia (-2.43%) Singapore (-2.13%) India (-1.61%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (+0.99%) South Africa (-0.88%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-30%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (-34%) Wuhan (-23%) New Delhi (-90%) Dubai (-10%) Moscow (-70%) Rome (-36%) Milan (-22%) Berlin (-30%) Munich (-25%) Brussels (-35%) Paris (-39%) Madrid (-44%) Barcelona (-43%) London (-35%) Johannesburg (-22%) Sao Paulo (-51%) Buenos Aires (-37%) New York (-5%) Washington (-30%) Miami (-36%) Toronto (-40%) Chicago (-30%) Houston (-30%) Mexico City (-8%) Los Angeles (-10%) Seattle (-19%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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60K dead babies daily.

We're fucked up here
That graphic has the wrong figures
We're at 3001 cases, 172 deaths

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when can I go to the casino?

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I don't know who's Jewing who anymore

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Why are people over 40 even on Yas Forums? Don't you guys belong on kikebook.

They'd first need to find someone pretty in China, user.

Guys.. I think we (the world) are not going to make it

oh no they are going into the truckerino

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No even their babies are ugly

Sa-mi suga pula toti bombardierii care se intorc de pe Anglia , futuva-n gura de spurcati, cacam-as in bmw-u tau cu volan pe dreapta, tigan coclit.

The chinaman is large enough in numbers that he will have no need for you. That should be scarier.

>Society is already collapsing, people are starving to death.
We're fine so far

>There's no future
Bill and Soros would like have a word with you
docdroid.net/3VyyjmX/george-sorosbill-gates-and-dr-fauci-pdf

>Daily reminder: The zoomer will inherit the Earth
Daily reminder: The zoomer will inherit the Earth
>Daily reminder: The zoomer will inherit the Earth
Daily reminder: The zoomer will inherit the Earth
>Daily reminder: The zoomer will inherit the Earth
Daily reminder: The zoomer will inherit the Earth

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does anyone have videos of a chimpanzee being castrated with a cheese grater or orbital belt sander?

Can they survive outside the body?
They're not babies, they're medical waste

didn't Yas Forums and facebook come online at the same time?

>no work
>avoid people like the plague
>wear a respirator and goggles everywhere
>still get corona
Maybe this shortness of breath is something else but I doubt it, I haven't been sick in 2 years. When is my cytokine storm

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China lied, people died

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it's anudda shoah all over again

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Is there an official data of races that have been dying and I don't mean those cunts with slanty eyes called "Australian" or "American" because they have a passport.

>How many non reflectives
>How many hooked nosed cunts

These are the main two numbers I'd like to know compared to the white man

Things are going a bit slow over here, might take this chance to download anime/manga and games before internet dies. Are there any manga/anime about diseases that aren't zombies?

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This is exactly the failure of LOCAL LEADERS that I talked about in previous threads
>oh noes they are blaming the local leaders as a coverup
No, local leaders are often idiots and corrupt, the higher you go in the party the more virtuous the people become, thanks to Confucian tradition or meritocracy and Maoist tradition of ruthless self-criticism.

edgy do you go around smashing bird nests for fun

What level of isolation are you at?

1. No isolation. Possibly retarded. Wants to test their immune system. Feels annoyed that people care about the virus. Brazil level.
2. Took some precautions like buying cough medicine but isn't take it seriously.
3. Avoids people that are coughing or sick. Puts in minimal effort. Thinks it can't happen to them.
4. Still goes out but takes precautions like avoiding crowds or public transit. Holds their breath when passing people.
5. Moderate isolation. Some limited contact with other people. Still goes to the grocery store.
6. Moderate isolation. Some limited contact with other people. Still goes to the grocery store. Wears a mask or other protective gear.
7. Socially isolated. No grocery store. Still does delivery or take out.
8. Socially isolated. No grocery store. No delivery or take out. Still goes for walks.
9. Full isolation. Never leave home. No contact with other humans. Feeling the effects of cabin fever.
10. Full isolation. Never leave home. No contact with other humans. Disinfects packages. Filters air coming into home. Paranoia.

youtube.com/watch?v=qqK1FrO3BdM

>Pneumonia at 4
I wonder how many of them were co-morbid viral pneumonia. There was something like a 400% increase in pneumonia deaths at the end of 2019, which was probably an early signal of coronachan out in the wild but without a proper diagnosis.

Mods are 40 and older. Theyre disgusting with their wrinkle cream parties, they smell like wet loam and toilet cologne

obesity numbers are fairly low though.

Per day it's not 5000 is it?

Ooooof, should have built that wall.

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>briefly censored
>a doctor

Dont worry, we aint gonna bomb you. Just cease all trade and starve you.

>Not fake, I swear by me mum
Enjoy your infinite lockdown over nothing

Jews, Muslims and blacks are supposedly overrepresented in first world countries.

Newborns can not survive for long outside the human body without being taken care of. Are they not alive either?

Yeah but Soros is actively trying to fuck us as well. At this point I will take china only because it means the jew lose as well.

Why aren't you innawoods yet user? Did you think people dying was the real happening? Heh. Nice try. Let me show you Coronas final form

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Help out by sending faulty equipment

who's Jewing who, what should we do? you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. :^)

All the nurses posting on social media pretending to be heroes are virtue signaling frauds. These attention whores are juts sitting around doing jack shit because they have no patients.
>forums.studentdoctor.net/threads/patient-volumes.1403795/

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They use good music sometimes:
youtu.be/oTysV3EfSyM

I'm going to use some Bill logic here, but those babies would have died anyway LMAO!

Chinks are gonna pay for this

youtube.com/watch?v=sehX0HNUCcA

22,000 ventilators in one hospital?
Don't think so Dilbert

I don’t know about others but i come here because of the more lenient atmosphere toward mother and baby ape double vivisection movies

looks comfy

Yas Forums predates open boomerbook by like 5 years, If you're an oldfag you're at least in your early to mid 30s now, plenty of people over 40 here.

10 except without home air filters. I don't want brain damage.

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>the higher you go in the party the more virtuous the people become
You can't prove that and I can't prove otherwise but that sounds like an outrageous statement.

Take some allergy meds user, tis the season

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The data is from 2016 which is the latest for WHO apparently
5969 today alone which is what the figure is based on
worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-toll/
You can argue like some other people that "you should calculate the deaths per day up to now rather than the latest figure", but that gives a meaningless metric unless you're willing to wait a year for something that is actually then a reliable metric

ORANGE MAN BAT

corona 4 the win

Dr. Li is officially a hero of the communist party.

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mix of 9 and 5, i've been to the grocery store twice in the last month but pretty much haven't stepped foot outside
not feeling cabin fever either, i've got plenty to do atm

Where's my dead baby check?

3110 CASES IN JAPAN,THEY BARELY HAD 2000 A FEW DAYS AGO
MY IDOLS YOU BASTARDS MY IDOLS ARE GETTING SICK!!!!!!!!!!

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No it's peak suffering fren
Don't forget to Pay your rent, back to work for the economy, trumpbux coming, file your taxes, just a flu bro, trust the WHO, look at that economy, flatten the curve, MAGA, 6.6m new unemployment filed, open by may, hoax, china is our ally, not infectious while asymptomatic, masks don't work, summer heat kills it, immunity after infection, BRRRRR, don't be racist, everything is under control, vaccine is coming, trust the government

Good news if true then, I take it you're saying they've the larger cases of death.

60k per year retard, not per day

Your own country's fault for being nogunz.

>9. Full isolation. Never leave home. No contact with other humans. Feeling the effects of cabin fever.
This except not feeling cabin fever because i've had social anxiety since i was a young child

...Where? I don't care if this is a dox but in my city Wodzisław Śląski they are already closing the hospital because everyone in it got infected. The entire medical staff is in quarantine.
katowice.wyborcza.pl/katowice/7,35063,25842645,juz-45-zakazonych-w-szpitalu-w-wodzislawiu-slaskim-ludzie-czekaja.html?disableRedirects=true

Yeah that's why it's fucking disingenuous to mention BMI>25 like it's a comorbidity

Well, everyone will die someday. And that's a good thing.

>number of threads multiplied by 20 still larger than number of dead
>happening
stop shilling this nothing sandwich already

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East Asian countries facade is collapsing. They can't keep up the lie anymore. Singapore only had 4 deaths, and one of them was an 11 year old. What were the odds?

Let the zoomers act cool.

6

noooooooo not my oshi

>tfw not overweight, in fact a twig, but haven't exercised in 10 years
no chance lol

Damn.

mobile.twitter.com/AmberSmithUSA/status/1246052144115077120

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>didnt Yas Forums and facebook come online at the same time?
This is the generation that will be left on Earth
A generation too lazy to look things up
A generation to stoned to remember shit
I weep

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TRUE, but believing china(s system) would would be any kind to people is completely naive

they're scum and treat you like that.
but yes, they're more efficient in an epedemic, i have no doubts about that and knew this already late january

Per day. Worldwide.

>Wheezing while breathing out
Do I have allergies or something?

CHINK GENOCIDE WHEN

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it only be a happening when the number of threads multiplied by 100 is smaller than the number of dead

>20% mortality rate

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Hasidic Jews are overrepresented in the US, Muslims are overrepresented in the UK, and Somalis are overrepresented in Sweden and Norway.

Hardest hit area in NYC is Corona! Are ayyys behind this?

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>2016
I feel like the world's population is living split among multiple decades. This ocean of piss can aggregate large quantities of any data it can get it's hands on in real time, but large well funded agencies take a half a fucking decade to get preliminary results.

>number of threads multiplied by 350000 still larger than number of deaths
>happooners BTFO

lots of famous ecuadorians dying

(BTW this doesn't mean other groups aren't overrepresented too, but I haven't read anything about them)

I wanna fuck her.

your picture is 300k cases behind

Current red super sentai/power ranger has China virus
They shut down the toku studios because of it

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Thats just a one small example, everything is going to be fine. We are about to have 20c+ next week, so the virus is about to be BTFO anyway.

Bill Withers dead

Is it time for Project Gestalt?

>OMG 6,7k DIE/DAY
WHO GIVES A SHIT ... when EACH DAY ADDS 221k more people to the World popultation

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I'm lovin' it

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>Just cease all trade and starve you.
That will be hard since China is the only economy up and running again. No to mention that they are already one bloc with Russia and thus no longer dependent on outside food and materials.

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call me when bill mitchell dies so i can buy his dip

CHINA FUCKED THE WORLD THEY CAN GET GLASSED

That Ecuador?

skewed by china, it's higher

Based autist

You're such a dumbshit.

Theyre diverting the bulk of supplies to major hospitals and keeping hospitals covid free (as much as possible) for other non-covid emergencies. Its basic protocol

Poland does not have enough doctor's to fill these kinds of losses.

>Filters air coming into home
how would you even do that

6. Already hosts some early strain of coronachan in my based body, still wear filtered masks and disinfects habitually, don't want any new strains. Asymptomatic, coronachan is benign to me. Enjoys fresh produce every other day.

RIP, he made good music

>The Purchasing Managers' Index (PMI) is an indicator of the economic health of the manufacturing sector.

literally more posts than cases on this board

They will change the name from the second reprint
Man imagine how much will the first print be worth

Shit I left the white guide line on, if you're going to save it save this version

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>but that sounds like an outrageous statement
I can't be serious all the time. I was doing a reverse Orientalism.

Ok be blunt with me, I no longer know what you're trying to tell me.

Honesty, I'd rather die than have to wait in that fucking line.

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FUCK JAPAN

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KILL
KILL
KILL

Read the post you fucking dolt. The guy says his hospital is empty, but the nurses working there are posting on social media like they are working in a war zone.

FUCK THE CCP

>no forklift to dump bodies in the truck
What 3rd world country is this?

o fugg

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shut up you fucking goof it was a rhetorical question

>"6.5"
I guess. I only leave my home to buy bread and milk at chandlery.

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I am telling you that we don't have a lot of data. But the data we have says that minorities are overrepresented.

how dare the chinese fire this whistle blower, it's outrageous! reeee

what, he's not chinese? well nevertheless

Its free attention. Why wouldnt they?

>generates a world-breaking virus because of their shit fucking health and food regulations
>underplays the significance of the outbreak for weeks until it was too late and the rest of the world was already fucked
>sends broken/unusable/contaminated supplies to other affected countries out of "good will"
>gloats and takes credit for all of the above

i fucking hate china. i still hate them for giving us stink bugs, now they give us this shit virus. why does every plague coming out of that country perfectly reflect their shit culture? rapidly producing, rapidly spreading, global parasites

Luckily we've got migrants to replace em!

God i wish that was me

This alone is reason enough to nuke China.

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NEW YORK DOCTOR CURED ALL HIS CORONAVIRUS PATIENTS WITH HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AND ZINC SULFATE
>NEW YORK DOCTOR CURED ALL HIS CORONAVIRUS PATIENTS WITH HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AND ZINC SULFATE
NEW YORK DOCTOR CURED ALL HIS CORONAVIRUS PATIENTS WITH HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AND ZINC SULFATE
>NEW YORK DOCTOR CURED ALL HIS CORONAVIRUS PATIENTS WITH HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AND ZINC SULFATE
NEW YORK DOCTOR CURED ALL HIS CORONAVIRUS PATIENTS WITH HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AND ZINC SULFATE
>NEW YORK DOCTOR CURED ALL HIS CORONAVIRUS PATIENTS WITH HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AND ZINC SULFATE
NEW YORK DOCTOR CURED ALL HIS CORONAVIRUS PATIENTS WITH HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AND ZINC SULFATE

>elmundo.es/internacional/2020/04/03/5e86f7e621efa0f37b8b45e2.html

HAPPENING OVER JEW YORK DABS ON YOU

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Thanks Britanon, stay safe and away from the /herd/