/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2884 - 1 MILLION EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,039,157 (+24,092) ► Died: 55,149 (+1,982) ► (Reset: -12:47:23)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,856 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Engineer ran train off tracks in attempt to sink the USNS Mercy
archive.is/I9T1M

Biggest slums in India report first COVID casualties
archive.is/CDaw7

Ecuador is dumping, burning bodies in the streets
archive.is/mwg1D

Singapore to enter lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/kCXJ4

Biggest slums in Brazil see first coronavirus deaths
archive.is/dizb7

>RESEARCH
Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
archive.is/1M2WG

Virus inhibits body's immune function
archive.is/v6Tl9

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Survivors will need rehabilitation due to neuromuscular damage
archive.is/ZZanF

Growing number of "recovered" patients test positive again
archive.is/s11s3

>REMINDER
Scientists warned SARS was going to reemerge in China
archive.is/JtYL1

Spain doesn't report cases discovered post-mortem
archive.is/lVnXv

China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
archive.is/z1nbD

WHO says detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
archive.is/GSeHM

Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
archive.is/Wfvii

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
09:13: 217 new cases and 3 new deaths in Malaysia.
09:06: 1,422 new cases and 132 new deaths in Belgium.
09:02: 173 new cases and 1 new death in Israel.
08:53: 385 new cases and 29 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:40: 75 new cases in Kuwait.
08:12: 203 new cases and 2 new deaths in Poland.

>SOURCES
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OK white boi

DR DOOM FAUCI IS A HILLARY PLANT

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not even coronachan can stop degenerate normies from partying it up

What's going on in this webm? What was going in last thread's webm?

Nigga im confused

Context for that video?

I am become cope, seether of worlds

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Protests in Iran asking for lockdowns

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Actual death toll is around 500k-1mil right?

kek

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How close did the crazy meximutt get to taking out the hospital ship?

Over 6 million

During uncertain times like this,we need hope from our leaders. During WW2, did Winston Churchill tell Britain they would all die?

During this entire charade, have you heard a SINGLE word of hope from Fauci? No. This is how you know he is a plant and fraud.

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150 meters

>protest demanding lockdown
>doing the exact opposite of what a lockdown would prevent
That fucking country man.

21 million in China, based on dropped cellphone subscriptions

If we had chinas real numbers it'd probably be in the double digit millions

Bill Mitchell's entire economy is based off sucking off dudes at night in the park across his house

So of course he is seething

>Number of hospitalized in Denmark falling for the 3’rd day in a row

Seems like corona chan has been defeated by our PM Mette Chan

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Holy shit this dude is the boomer that keeps on giving. I hope he gets out in defiance and gets Coronaed but the world isn't as lucky. Also does someone have the green text story of the chinese CCP shill that dies of corona? Maybe we should do the same for bill and MUH STONKS

After the news of over 15mln chinese phone numbers going missing in last 2 months? Easily

>listening to "leaders" you never asked for
good boy cattle

Equating Fauci to Churchill? Lol. This is your brain on conservatism. Get out and go read townhall or something, faggot

look at all those selfish people not maintaining social distancing protocols and hoarding precious PPE

newfag hours

I'm glad it's slowing down Dane bro, I don't want to see nordic countries suffering. Except Sweden

TOPKEK
The boomer got salty as fuck.
>I and my generation WRECKED THE MARKETS WITH FIAT CURRENCY AND JUDENMONETAIRY SYSTEM
>You cant stay home at your parents because of the rigged economy and should pay my ponzischeme you retarded Gen Z nigger

>ALERT ALERT ALERT

ALERT ALERT ALERT

>SINGAPORE HAS BEEN LYING ABOUT IT’S FIGURES

SINGAPORE HAS BEEN LYING ABOUT IT’S FIGURES

>/CVG/ DATA FROM MID-FEB PREDICTED EXPONENTIAL INCREASE


/CVG/ DATA FROM MID-FEB PREDICTED EXPONENTIAL INCREASE

>SUDDENLY WITHIN ONE DAY THEIR EXPONENTIAL INCREASE IN INFECTIONS WENT TO ZERO

SUDDENLY WITHIN ONE DAY THEIR EXPONENTIAL INCREASE IN INFECTIONS WENT TO ZERO

>/CVG/ CALLED BULLSHIT

CVG CALLED BULLSHIT

>SINGAPORE NOW IMPOSING A ONE MONTH LOCKDOWN

SINGAPORE NOW IMPOSING A ONE MONTH LOCKDOWN

>THEY HAVE BEEN COVERING UP THEIR FIGURES FOR SIX WEEKS ALLOWING THE VIRUS TO SPREAD AROUND THE GLOBE VIA FLIGHTS FROM SINGAPORE AIRPORT

THEY HAVE BEEN COVERING UP THEIR FIGURES FOR SIX WEEKS ALLOWING THE VIRUS TO SPREAD AROUND THE GLOBE VIA FLIGHTS FROM SINGAPORE AIRPORT

>SINGAPORE THE CHINESE CITY STATE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VIRUS SPREADING GLOBALLY ALONG WITH HEATHROW AIRPORT IN LONDON AND THE MEGA-AIRPORT IN DUBAI

SINGAPORE THE CHINESE CITY STATE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VIRUS SPREADING GLOBALLY ALONG WITH HEATHROW AIRPORT IN LONDON AND THE MEGA-AIRPORT IN DUBAI

>/CVG/ PREDICTED THIS

/CVG/ PREDICTED THIS

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/major-reversal-singapore-imposes-month-long-lockdown-combat-asias-second-wave-covid-19

> tweets literally 20 times an hour
> JUST TURN OFF THE PHONE GEN-Z

Did she..just take a dump on the sidewalk?

lmao triggered

>implying it isn't newfag hours 24/7 in this shit hole

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 245,442 (6,098) Spain 117,710 (10,935) Italy 115,242 (13,915) Germany 85,903 (1,122) China 81,620 (3,322) France 59,105 (5,387) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 38,168 (3,605) Switzerland 19,303 (573) Turkey 18,135 (356) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Austria 11,383 (168) Canada 11,283 (173) South Korea 10,062 (174) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 8,076 (327) Israel 7,030 (39) Sweden 6,078 (333) Australia 5,350 (28) Norway 5,296 (54) Russia 4,149 (34) Czech Republic 3,869 (46) Ireland 3,849 (98) Denmark 3,672 (139) Chile 3,404 (18) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Romania 3,183 (118) Ecuador 3,163 (120) Poland 3,149 (59) Philippines 3,018 (136) Japan 2,617 (63) India 2,567 (72) Luxembourg 2,487 (30) Pakistan 2,458 (35) Saudi Arabia 2,039 (21) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Finland 1,615 (21) Greece 1,544 (53) Mexico 1,510 (50) Serbia 1,476 (31) Panama 1,475 (37) South Africa 1,462 (5) Peru 1,414 (55)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +565 (+28) Spain +5,645 (+587) Germany +1,109 (+15) China +31 (+4) Iran +2,715 (+134) United Kingdom +4,450 (+684) Switzerland +476 (+37) Belgium +1,422 (+132) Netherlands +1,026 (+148) Austria +254 (+10) South Korea +86 (+5) Portugal +852 (+37) Brazil +32 (+3) Israel +173 (+3) Sweden +510 (+25) Australia +36 (+3) Norway +149 (+4) Russia +601 (+4) Czech Republic +11 (+2) Denmark +286 (+16) Malaysia +217 (+3) Romania +445 (+3) Poland +203 (+2) Philippines +385 (+29) Pakistan +37 (+1) Indonesia +196 (+11) Thailand +103 (+4) Finland +97 (+2) Mexico +132 (+13) Argentina (+1) Singapore +65 (+1) Croatia +68 (+1) Estonia +103 (+1) Ukraine +45 (+1) Slovenia +37 (+3) Morocco +27 (+3) Hungary +38 (+5) Bosnia & Herzegovina +35 (+1) Lebanon +14 (+1) Latvia +35 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+2) Kazakhstan +25 (+3) Andorra +11 (+1) Honduras +3 (+1) Channel Islands +17 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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>did you buy the dip
Oh I haven't checked the stock market since the rally from 18K to 22K did they took another nosedive since or they have stabilized despite the growing numbers of unemployed in the US?

kek

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Bad news. Its aerosolised.
edition.cnn.com/2020/04/02/health/aerosol-coronavirus-spread-white-house-letter/index.html

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Wtf is going on there?

It's time to annihilate Singapore. I'm with you Aussie user

Is it racist?

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He really mad. How long until suicide?

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10million applicants for unemployment. Atleast so they claim.

>Blood, sweat, toil, and tears
You're right. He was Mr. Positive and downplayed the daunting task that lay ahead.

They've been holding for a few days, though I don't expect that to last for long
We're just getting started

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thing is how do you go from there

The worst part of this pandemic is the eternal summer.

These 'tolerant' and 'hate-free' people sure become very hostile when someone does something they don't like

2 months behind /cvg/

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>let the "adults" handle this
Ok, good luck.

She was suspected of being infected when she suddenly started coughing after leaving the bus

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nope but she really is ugly

We only tested 7.6k people yesterday
4.5k were positive

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Guys, Singapore has failed to containt this.
I'm suspecting Korea and Japan will come down next.
Would this mean that Corona will stay forever until a vaccine comes?
What if multiple different strains appears all around the world?

Fauci isn't a politician, his job is to tell the facts. Trump or other elected politicians are the ones that should bring does facts to the people and then inspire hope despite the trying times.

Butthurt chinkbots being butthurt. Remember the flag thing?

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>11 Ilyushin Il-76 with aid for Serbia.
Thanks Russia!

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That is... a great idea?

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.71%) Germany (-0.86%) France (-1.19%) United Kingdom (-0.67%) Italy (-1.18%) Switzerland (-0.32%) Spain (+0.85%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+0.68%) Netherlands (-1.19%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+3.63%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-1.16%) Japan (-0.73%) Hong Kong (-0.07%) China (+0.29%) Australia (-2.86%) Singapore (-2.49%) India (-1.82%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (+0.98%) South Africa (-0.92%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-30%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (-34%) Wuhan (-23%) New Delhi (-90%) Dubai (-10%) Moscow (-70%) Rome (-36%) Milan (-22%) Berlin (-30%) Munich (-25%) Brussels (-35%) Paris (-39%) Madrid (-44%) Barcelona (-43%) London (-35%) Johannesburg (-22%) Sao Paulo (-51%) Buenos Aires (-37%) New York (-5%) Washington (-30%) Miami (-36%) Toronto (-40%) Chicago (-30%) Houston (-30%) Mexico City (-8%) Los Angeles (-10%) Seattle (-19%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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White people are allowed to wear costumes.

Open up society but keep borders sealed off
Test aggressively anyone who shows symptoms and quarantine their nearest like South Korea does

the Teeth are fake, if you're wondering. forgot to mention that

thats old news? it was found out since january retard.

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We have know that for months. As always /cvg/ is ahead of the media.

where is this from?

It's so widespread and infectious that it will probably stay until an effective treatment is found or a vaccine is created

ugly women should stop trying to cosplay

I don't believe it. Singapore was made for this like white women were made for BBC.

u dont seem to understand britbro, they have the true and only view on the world, disagreeing with them is pointless

>basic sanity test
Tfw too smart to be sane

why would they relinquish power

checked HH

That's past 2 weeks, also the job creation numbers from march just came in at -770k, and that was before shit really started hitting the fan here with shutdowns. Market is up for another big dip unless the brrrrrrring intensifies.

yeah nah, we arent doing that bit, should remove the toothpaste flag.
only you and sweden are crazy enough to let everyone die.

Remember when nothingburgers would make fun of us because there were more threads than deaths?

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>don't eat insects
>show crossed out pic of bats and snakes
Other than that and her weird teeth, she's kinda cute. Massive tits too.

Should have used vampire teeth. It would hace looked better

Hmmm maybe they should always be in that position instead of trannies and niggers.

hope you have the equipment we’re having shortages on masks for our hospitals