*tink tink tink*
AHEM
May I have your attention please
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Kayden Gutierrez
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Eli Sullivan
Oh shit lads get in here.
Matthew Diaz
You’re early, you’re only supposed to leave your cuckoo clock at 11 to chirp at Canadians on CBC
Kevin Peterson
He’s gay
Jaxson Thomas
Please lads listen to this gentleman
Sebastian Parker
Mmm ah umm good morning mmmh umm uh let us ummm wait for a few more ah ummm couple more minutes so that ah ummmmm uh the others can show up for this ah mmmm important announcement. Um thank you uh for your patience. Ah.
Noah Ortiz
my wife fucks niggers. that is all
Angel Robinson
Literally built for CBC.
Robert Richardson
people make fun of him but he literally cucked trump and fucked his daughter and wife
Noah Sanchez
*CLAPS*
Colton Morris
Ok.
Luis Phillips
Please quiet down lads
Henry Reyes
Literally built for CCP.
Asher Butler
Excuse me. Before I ummm begin I would like to say that half these memes are ummm straight up ignorant and ah hurtful. Stop seriously embrassing yourselves by mmmh literally being just a jerk and uh rude like do you ah actually think your better by your where you went to school? Ah ummm hmm I do think society would be happier more chill place without people like you. Sorry for the ah spelling and rage I really am but im so tired of people being mean straight up.
Jackson Roberts
he's gonna do it the madman.
he actually will
Julian Gomez
KEK
Alexander Ward
When he told Idris Elba he wanted a black man to unload a bunch of DNA into his wife Justin didn't mean the Chinese virus!
Cooper Nguyen
Anthony Sanchez
Is this the same old bullshit message we've heard a thousand times before?
Screw the janitorial staff
Screw the moderators
Screw the minority population
Screw anyone that's not of true European descent?
Bentley Moore
BVILT FOR BBC
Gavin Howard
Thanks for acknowledging the virus instead of claiming it was a hoax like orange retard. Also you look good in blackface you should use it more.
Austin Rogers
Who is the madman?
Connor Bailey
my uncle unironically looks exactly like him
what are the odds that I have the cuck gene?
Justin Scott
LOOK AT HIS NAME.
Hudson Carter
>ID: pm
Cameron Cook
What is wrong in telling the minority population to fuck off?
Luis Watson
Do not pay the BBC licence tax.
Ryan Garcia
WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?
youtu.be
Matthew Lewis
*AHEM*
FUCK JANNIES THEY DO IT FREE
FUCK NIGGERS THEY WANT IT FOR FREE
FUCK KIKES THEY SELL IT FOR FEE
FUCK CHINA - CHINKY LIED WHITE MAN DIED
AND MOST OF ALL
FUCK MY WIFE IDRIS ALBA PLEASE
Levi Robinson
He looks more like one of my aunts than my uncles.
Mason Hernandez
FUCK LEAFS AS WELL
David Williams
>CHINKY LIED WHITE MAN DIED
Kek
Colton Barnes
This one never gets old. Fucker called me a racist.
Jackson Evans
Thank you uh ummm Yas Forums for your attention and now ah umm I will turn the time ah over to the ummmm uhh Chief Public Health Officer of Canada, Dr Theresa Tam!
Jackson Brooks
What's right about it Mohammed? Wait.. Do you have a loicense to tell minorities to fuck off?
Nathaniel Fisher
He looks unhappy whenever he isn’t at a pride parade.
Zachary King
Tank yuo so much-y Mistah Plime Ministuh.
So dis is dah in-famous Por.
I rook alound and arr I see are sad, ronery yan men that are angalee because girr wonn tok to yuo. Evah pause to wonduh why dat isss?
Even as a womun of coloh, I am not the reass bit offended, but molbidry dismayed by yuor rack of serf-lefrecshun and basic humiritee towah yuorsel and peepurkind. Passetic, rearry.
LEMEMBUH TO WASH-Y YUOR HANNS! TANK YUO.
Dominic Robinson
*claps*
Landon Hill
*claps*
Angel Martin
Oh shit the chief gook of health is about to speak. I hate her face so goddamn much aaaaa
Christopher Ross
Thank you ahh Dr Tam for your words. Ummmm this has been mmmgh this has concluded the announcement. Thank you for uh your attention. I will now take a few ummm questions from uh reporters.
The floor is yours.
Kayden Phillips
*thunderous applause*
Jackson Turner
What does nigger cum taste like from your wife's cunt?
Angel Sanchez
Thank you Associated Press for your question. Canadians know that the Liberal party is committed to ensuring prosperity for the middle class through the carbon tax mechanism. Thank you, merci beaucoup. Next question please.
Jack Powell
lmao
Henry Lewis
Has the carbon tax and dividend started? I read about it a while back. How big a cheque do you get in the dividend
Nicholas Hughes
*waves hand* *start asking the question even if i havent been told to ask, like a chad* I have been reading about this corona thing and I heard that if you drink alot of beer and eat alot of aspargus and only pee in public, you will in fact become immune to corona. CAN U CONFRIM IF THIS IS TRUE OR NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW IF MY ASPARGUS IN TAKE IS CORRECT?
Easton Jones
Thank you to the Telegraph UK for your question. We increased the carbon tax two days ago because increasing taxes is what responsible governments do during an economic crisis. But not to worry because the economy will balance itself.
Wyatt Sanders
>Thanks for acknowledging the virus instead of claiming it was a hoax like orange retard
its a hoax
William Turner
Dumb chicomm plant.. all she does is parrot whatever the W.H.O. hands her.
Evan Rodriguez
If I identify as a handicapped native lesbian, how many gibs do I get?
Robert Walker
Also I forgot to mention that all Member of Parliament salaries increased April. The entire opposition party donated their raises to charity but I kept mine tee hee.
Thank you Reuters for your question. Yes this is a true and factual fact. At the Liberal party we believe in science and implementing evidence-based policies. Be sure to expose yourself to small children while peeing in public to make up for this year’s cancelled Pride Parade.
Easton White
Thank you to the Canadian Press for your question. All of them!
Andrew Jackson
She sent all our reserves of medical equipment to China back in January, and now we’re short on masks and other supplies. She can also barely even speak English. And her teeth are painful to look at!
Parker Smith
Based!
Jack Gomez
A FUKCING WHITE MALE!!
Ian Perez
kys Amerimutt
Zachary Sanders
swish
Joshua Allen
Male?
We Canadians aren't so sure.
Brandon Carter
lost
Mason Clark
Now this is shitposting
Angel Carter