Covid-19 realizations

You ever think your dad told you to be a plumber because you're retarded? Because he knew that you would fail at anything else. Basically wasting all his money on a college education you couldn't complete.

Is it possible user... that you're the son he never wanted and he coddles your pathetic life because he knows the real world will swallow you up and spit you out like the stupid piece of shit you are?

Do you honestly think the guy who makes 130k a year didn't bust his ass to get there?

user KYS and put your poor dad out of his misery.

fpbp

Dad did you a favor, OP.

My IQ is 30 points over his, hes a very lazy person both mentally and physically.

He told me it was hard because hes pathetic, its hard for HIM.

He makes 130k and doesnt have $20 in his bank account. I make half and have 56k in my account. He has no discipline, hes the biggest coward I know.

old people seem to find anything on a computer hard, so he pretty much fucked you. Either way you can easily start a sys admin career by leveraging his network and completing some certifications.
Can be done from home, don't even need schooling.

It's nice that Yas Forums is contrarian but boomers are hated for a reason.

I enrolled in college a couple hours after witnessing his job. I've been digging ditches for YEARS. This bastard. He would never have the nutsack to do a physical labor job, and he hardly has the nutsack to do the office job he has.

Plumbing can't be automated. Plumbing is recession proof. Plumbing isn't subject to forced diversity. You can start your own plumbing business and work as hard as you like. Stop being a fag and snake that drain.

He's probabyl a pay pig for some 19 year old roastie...

at least look at the bright side. Practical skills are way more valuable then people care to admit, and you've got it.
I'm working IT, but learning practical skills the hard way by taking care of a homestead later in life with no prior experience.

>Plumbing isn't subject to forced diversity.
>Mexican flag
Ironic

to be honest, of all the trades plumbing is the last I'd take.
Imagine the smell

So his job is pointless and adds nothing to the world

And you’re mad that he encouraged you to do something worthwhile that didn’t require spending bottomless pit of money on a 4 year bullshit college

Good plumbers are hard to find and those with their own businesses can earn easy 500k a year

How about you thank your dad for encouraging you to do something worthwhile where you can make 5x what he makes?

Fuckin ungrateful zoomer

t. student loan stricken millennial

I have no issue with knowing how to do things. He just had a romantic view of blue collar life because he doesn't know anything about it. He's never had to break a sweat in his life. He trolled me into something he wished he had the nuts for.

You're not alone. An entire generation, actually 2, GenX&Y got fucked over by their competetive Boomer parents that hated the idea of their children doing better. My dad got my sister a job in his industry, she got trained up (4 months away in a hotel getting trained), worked in the job a year then got pregnant and left, then has been a mother to kids since. Like hello...do you even have a son?
The best thing to do for your sanity is to get away and just ignore him, ignore all calls and everything. Go No Contact. youtube.com/watch?v=xxXH4hD5xlc

He spends all of his money on prostitutes and refuses to call them prostitutes. I genuinely have zero respect for him.

I think what he was saying was: "My job is too easy and will probably be replaced, better lie to inspire some actual physical work in my son so he can be stronger than me..."

Yeah I do enjoy that, but now it's time to play catch up in the thinking man's part of the world.

Forced diversity isn't the same as an invasion

>Plumbing is recession proof. Plumbing isn't subject to forced diversity.
Biggest lies i've ever heard

He set me on a path to broken body by 50 because hes a wimp

>sysad
>thinking
Most out there are fat lazy neckbeards who google how to do their job.

I am in fact never speaking to him again after this Covid-19 bullshit is over.

Never send your kids into danger just because you want to live vicariously through them.

EXACTLY

FOR 130K A YEAR

FUCK ME RIGHT?! WHY WOULD YOU WANT YOUR SON TO HAVE IT SO GOOD?!

FUCK

Hey retard you do realize that you don’t have to “fix shit pipes and dig ditches” as a plumber right? I’ve been a plumber for several years now about to complete my apprenticeship and we just do new construction and commercial- building the sewer, water and gas systems fit brand new multimillion dollar homes and businesses.

Trades like this depend on you. How smart are you how much drive do you have how far are you willing to go? Contractors can easily make 100k+ and that’s here in Oklahoma. You put in this shitty apprentice time (3 years) and then strike out in your own.

If you are still digging ditches and/or don’t have your license after more than 3 years you’re just retarded and making up excuses.

>working trades keeps you healthy
>hurrr you’re getting paid to exercise
>falling for the lie

wait you are still living with him, and you have the galls blame your sad life choice on him? what you can't be bothered to choose a different 150k a year job in 30 years?

You got intimidated by a nerd

Haha you're dad is based. Fucking shit pipe loser.

Lmfaoo you still live with him don't you, jesus ONCE AGAIN OP IS PROVEN A SILLY FAGGOT

Hey Plumberbro, you must not realize this but you can make the same money clicking on a keyboard and jerking off

It doesn't matter if you've found the gravy train of plumbing, it's nothing compared to how easy office workers have it.

holy shit are you extra retarded

I'm a cloud admin, and I love my job. Your dad is a fag, and so are you.
You didn't have to become a plumber retard.

I own the house. He couldn't pay his mortage because hes that dumb and pathetic. He lives with me. He can't manage money but makes 6 figures.

so let me get this straight; the man makes 130k annually and spends most of his income on, what, actually fucking hookers? onlyfans or similar sites? some dedicated paypig shit?

he's living paycheck to paycheck essentially at 130k annually...so he's pulling in 2.5k a week and you're likely in a relatively affluent or otherwise urban area, so lets say he's taking home 1.8k or so a week. he spends, what, 900+ dollars every week on internet whores? real whores?

Use the subway a few times and then COOF in his food OP.

SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FAGGET
nothing beats an honest trade job. if he would have send you to college you would have become a onions homo

and you're a bitter short sighted faggot who is dead set on not being accountable or working towards a better goal. Your dad can say so much but it's still your fault for not properly doing research and instead blindly following someone you've never really respected

It is the opposite scenario

Low level distributed system software engineer masterrace here lads.

He flies to the dominican republic and comes back with nothing every 2 weeks

Not if you a foreman

>My dad turned me into a fucking plumbers.
Sure thing comrade.

Take what you’ve learned about the actual labor side of being a plumber and start working towards opening you’re own company

You said you have 56k in the bank. That is WAY more than enough to start your own business

Take some online classes about actual business; register with legalzoom; go onto your state website and learn how to register for a state license in plumbing and boom you have your own business

Start marketing your business in your local neighborhood by starting with people you know

The best part is NO ONE knows a good and reliable plumber and people ALWAYS need a plumber

In less than 5 years you’ll be done digging holes and bringing in way more cash than your dad

Get your head out of the negative mindset that you’re a victim like a fucking nigger and start being the alpha you’re meant to be

I mean come the fuck on man

I own a house, work full time, I've enrolled in college to change careers. I'm more disciplined and responsible than my entire family put together.

How about you shove a cactus up your ass you contrarian loser.

Stop being a bitch and do plumbing, you can make decent money on it and you don't have to sit 8a cubicle all day for the rest of your life. You don't make a100k right away as sys admin. But you might be able to do that within very few years as a plumber. Your dad is right. Computers will make u bald, plumbing won't.

Kill your dad.
Fuck your mom.

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You are deep dick brainwashed, stop thinking that way. I'm not interested in the trades as a profession.

>that post

Jesus Christ are you me? I think a lot of Yas Forumslacks have an IT background that are starting to understand the importance of practical skills and health.

kys niggerass-licker

Your dad has no real discernible skills, you do. He set you up for success and you’re a ungrateful faggot.

Learn a trade kids.

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Sweat makes you lose your hair user

>be dad
>have retarded son
>get job as programmer
>work your ass off for 25 years
>finally get promoted to a position here you’re delegating instead of doing bottom bitch work
>son watches you work one day that’s slow because everyone is working from home
>”WAHHH I HATE MY DAD.”

You sound like an absolute faggot.

I did that. He gets zero credit. None.

go back to rheddit with your eyebleed spacing

The man is incompetent if I was his boss I would have fired him 25 years ago. I promise, you rarely meet people as pathetic as him.

>this is my rifle!

Btw, don't hate your father. He just wanted to say you to learn a trade because hia job was just "give orders" for years. How can I explaine.. it's a "boring" job, it doesn't give you nothing, just money. He wanted that you learned something useful for you. The dumbass was you choosing the plumber world.

Digits don't lie.
Get back at him by fucking your mom.

>Learn a trade kids.
Learn a trade that is getting rapidly filled with beaners and gooks.

pointless lo-fi bait post, lacking even logical congruency, sage, reddit spacing, apple doesn't fall far from the tree etc etc

I'm the exact opposite, spent decades in doing trade work, now switching into IT because as i've gotten older i'm tired of always being sore and cold.

Pro tip: don't base your career on trying to learn "man skills", they are necessary and important but you can and should pursue them without making an entire career around it

I know this. Had to ignore parents advice because it was just fucking stupid. I'm much better positioned listening to myself than retard boomers

Okay keep bitching about your problems on a message board filled with faggots telling you that you got screwed by not being a computer fag addicted to hookers

Very cool user, good luck having no aspirations besides being an office wage cuck, bet your dads living a very fulfilled life while your down in the trenches

Hope you don’t get injured and have to live on disability while getting addicted to pain meds

Here’s a suggestion, take a suggestion

Fucking wet brained cry baby

I just realized I fucking hate women. We should have never allowed them to vote and gave them power.

I, for one, intend to be honest with my kids.

To be fair, I’ve learned two trades, and they both fucking suck to actually perform in a work environment. Fun as a hobby where I can improve on what I prefer, but goddamn do I hate welding in a shop. That shit sucks fat nuts.

You just sound jealous

Why are you still at home at 30

>Just words
>No evidence

Come on, you bitch nigger. Let's hear it.

This. Just know the stuff. Don't make a profession out of it.

> Clicking and jerking off
Wow, you really summed up my day there.
Feels comfy bro.

Sys admin roles are utter trash and insanly stress inducing.....but...its still at least 2x easier than any trade, we got AC.

Your dad is a fucking asshole

You know nothing and deserve no real reply.

All the office slaves are figuring out work from home is the best. Been putting in 1 hour work weeks at home for years.

Your dad sounds based.

I have had to witness a pussy be a pussy for my entire life and it causes a lot of frustration. Your father shouldn't be so weak.

You should be more angery at yourself.
For the following reasons.
Lisening to what he says instead of looking what he does ALL PEOPLE ARE GARBAGE, THERE ACTIONS REVEIL WHAT THEY TRUELY ARE.

thinking your current situation is fixed and you can't make changes towards a better life.

Lisening to some old cunt in the fiest place, THE WORLD IS THE WAY IT IS NOW BECAUSE OF THEM AND WHAT THEY'VE DONE AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO!!!

Life is eternal struggle, the harder the struggle the greater the rewards.

If you have so much discipline, take the 56K you have in your account and go through a tech bootcamp. If you are talented you'll be done in 16 months and make 80K over the next 5 years if you are good you'll quickly jump up to 110-140.

Just wish I started sooner with learning all of this, but I'm sure as hell not going to apply for a trades job

That is not even my age, your sleuthness is low tier just like your mind.

>Dad tells him what to do
>kid obeys without question
Definitely not an American

Tonight sneak into his bedroom while he's asleep and replace all his blood with grape juice he'll be like "whaaaa?"

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That maybe I should reconnect with my mom, I broke contact with her 9 years ago after realizing what a fucking screw-up she made me by being absent during my childhood. I mean she fed me but other than that she was a raging alcoholic who would resort to crying or yelling whenever she didn't get her will. She even hit me several times as a child. She's a manipulative bitch who plays on guilt and to this day my upbringing haunts me.
I'm an incel alright and I mostly hate my life and never did anything with it because I never had a person in my life I could look up to and emulate.
At any rate I think I should visit her, at the very least to coof on her.

You didnt read the thread but its okay. It really isnt a good thread.

Quit being a Debbie downer douchebag.

Learn a trade kids. Learn a skill. Hell just learn about history and things will make sense.

It made me realize Yas Forums is part of the mainstream media.

>My IQ is 30 points over his
>I lisen to a single thing this fat man baby says or does.

I don't give a single fuck what mensa has to say you are a retard.

Fellow sysadmin, don't worry we hate your dad too. I bet he thinks writing 3 lines of bash in a file is programming

The first person to post something related to the thread instead of just trying to play devil's advocate for a lazy pathetic fag

Wow

lol being a sysadmin is hell

ur dad was right and he saved you from a lifetime of literally hating life in IT. his only shortcoming was not imparting his beliefs onto you fully
also he may have thought you didn't have enough intellectual horsepower to do IT

Ok, so why are you still at home at 40 then?

Forgive me for thinking principles mattered

No discernable skills? He's got "tangibles" bro!

He is at home with me. He lost his mortage. He spends all of his money on women in 3rd world countries. I wont repeat myself again.

They matter when put into practise dumbfuck
Abstracts rattling around your numptoid brain don't change the world

Lots of sysadmins dont even script that much. Just buy a solution with a GUI and click.

Based boomer

>Blue collar is worse than white collar
When shtf people like your dad are going to be dead or begging, he only got in because he was a Boomer or from a previous time. You have an actual usable skill that you can use and trade (I'll fix your pipe for some food neighbor) to survive. You have worth

I got seven lines in and my brain switched off.

All wordy fags are brainlets.

You are a big fucking moron. I did practice principles. I obeyed my father despite common sense telling me he was a big nothing of a creature.

Kick your dad out you pearl-clutching faggot

Quit your bitching, you have a good job and you know it. I got into the trades as well and became a roofer/carpenter and I love my job. Sure it's hard as fucking balls and sometimes I wish I could have a desk job in air conditioning but man, I still love my job.
>never have to get a gym membership
>always got a great tan
>get winter months off
>pays really well

Cry moar faggot, this entire thread is a testament to your lack of autonamy.

30 IQ points lmfao.

He doesn't have pearls to clutch. He has nothing. You are really, truly, crap. I know crap. I'm a plumber.

Been saying this for years
Make your point and fuck off, syllables are for poets

Did we get a 1000k Corona-chan?

This is pure cope

Roofing and carpentry are some of the worst trades you can pick.