/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2883 - 1 MILLION EDITIONS

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Why is the bodycount so fucking low? Where is my exponential growth? That's not what I was promised.

>"i dont feel so good..."

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>They need to be held accountable for what they've done to the world. They need to be fucking wiped out like the wretched animals that they are.
Good luck attacking whole ZOG establishment

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Reminder to always blame the chinks for their guilt in covering the disease up, bribing the WHO, and then having the gall to pretend to be the good guys after infecting everyone else.

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this means nothing as long as mutations remain minor,

Since the split into S and L strains there hasn't been any major mutation.
A theoretical vaccin would still work for all strains

Updated with extra propaganda

Y'all niggers think Chinese have magic abilities to detect a new virus or something. The actual facts of the cases are that in December, doctors in Wuhan noticed a strange new disease - people with respiratory failure, acute pneumonia, etc. They alerted the Chinese CDC, who alerted the WHO, samples were taken, took a while to find that indeed there was a new virus at work, the genome was sequenced, shared around the world with specialists, WHO sent teams to Wuhan to investigate, etc. Some people thought it was a recurrence of SARS, like the doctor who was briefly censored. Also keep in mind that the latency of the virus is almost two weeks. Yet you pretend like from the first outset of the case they should have known exactly what it was and what it was capable off? Madness.

It was actually lightning fast to figure out the virulence and severity of the virus by late January, and to shut down the entire economy because of it.

Ten million Americans declare unemployment in two weeks and all your government does is give you a $1,200 “advance” on your tax return while bailing out corporations with the largest wealth transfer ever. Your rights are evaporating, your government has failed to provide the bare minimum social safety nets during a very manageable pandemic, your nation’s billionaire class has been growing wealthier and wealthier while most of you would struggle to pay a $1000 emergency bill, but sure, China is your real enemy.

You want to know who covers up and lies? The US medical industrial complex. Doctors being fired for brining their own protection, or complaining about a lack theroff. It is all pure projection.
thedailybeast.com/washington-emergency-room-doctor-is-fired-after-demanding-better-coronavirus-safety-protections
theintercept.com/2020/03/24/kaiser-permanente-nurses-coronavirus

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i wish that were true, user.

I had the flu type a last month and me and my whole family has just been diagnosed with COVID-19.

ask me anything

why did you suck off a nigger

I think the S and L strain theory has been debunked since there are currently 8 major strains around the globe

Normies have memory of a goldfish, but we can't let them forget all this

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did you get actually tested

do you know much about the comparable lethality of them yet?

What is the:
- sensitivity of ncov19 tests?
- specificity of ncov19 tests?
- probablility of positive ncov19 test given common cold?
- probability of positive ncov19 test given flu?
- probability of positive ncov29 test given other coronavirus?
Will we ever learn that?

disgusting medpack

Nobody does

>ALERT ALERT ALERT

ALERT ALERT ALERT

>SINGAPORE HAS BEEN LYING ABOUT IT’S FIGURES

SINGAPORE HAS BEEN LYING ABOUT IT’S FIGURES

>/CVG/ DATA FROM MID-FEB PREDICTED EXPONENTIAL INCREASE

/CVG/ DATA FROM MID-FEB PREDICTED EXPONENTIAL INCREASE

>SUDDENLY WITHIN ONE DAY THERE EXPONENTIAL INCREASE IN INFECTIONS WENT TO ZERO

SUDDENLY WITHIN ONE DAY THERE EXPONENTIAL INCREASE IN INFECTIONS WENT TO ZERO

>/CVG/ CALLED BULLSHIT

CVG CALLED BULLSHIT

>SINGAPORE NOW IMPOSING A ONE MONTH LOCKDOWN

SINGAPORE NOW IMPOSING A ONE MONTH LOCKDOWN

>THEY HAVE BEEN COVERING UP THEIR FIGURES FOR SIX WEEKS ALLOWING THE VIRUS TO SPREAD AROUND VIA FLIGHTS FROM SINGAPORE AIRPORT

THEY HAVE BEEN COVERING UP THEIR FIGURES FOR SIX WEEKS ALLOWING THE VIRUS TO SPREAD AROUND VIA FLIGHTS FROM SINGAPORE AIRPORT

>SINGAPORE THE CHINESE CITY STATE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VIRUS SPREADING GLOBALLY ALING WITH LONDON AND DUBAI

SINGAPORE THE CHINESE CITY STATE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VIRUS SPREADING GLOBALLY ALING WITH LONDON AND DUBAI

>/CVG/ PREDICTED THIS

/CVG/ PREDICTED THIS

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/major-reversal-singapore-imposes-month-long-lockdown-combat-asias-second-wave-covid-19

How are things lads

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They're normalfags. If this magically ends one day, they'll instantly forget about it regardless of how hard you try to make them remember. They'll gladly forget it all and return to the mindless grind, slavery and hedonism they love so much.

>- probability of positive ncov19 test given flu?
0

given human coronavirus (common cold, not cold), high

>Ontario Premier Doug Ford is set to release "stark" COVID-19 projection numbers today
>yesterday federal Health Minister Patty Hajdu estimated 30 to 70 per cent of Canadians (between 11 million and 26 million people) could become infected

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CHINA IS SAVING THE WORLD

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Go and fuck yourself pedo.

Things are cooming along

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 245,442 (6,098) Spain 117,710 (10,935) Italy 115,242 (13,915) Germany 85,903 (1,122) China 81,620 (3,322) France 59,105 (5,387) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 33,718 (2,921) Switzerland 19,303 (573) Turkey 18,135 (356) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Austria 11,350 (168) Canada 11,283 (173) South Korea 10,062 (174) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 8,076 (327) Israel 7,030 (39) Sweden 6,078 (333) Australia 5,350 (28) Norway 5,296 (54) Russia 4,149 (34) Czech Republic 3,869 (46) Ireland 3,849 (98) Denmark 3,672 (139) Chile 3,404 (18) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Romania 3,183 (118) Ecuador 3,163 (120) Poland 3,149 (59) Philippines 3,018 (136) Japan 2,617 (63) India 2,567 (72) Luxembourg 2,487 (30) Pakistan 2,458 (35) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Saudi Arabia 1,885 (21) Finland 1,615 (21) Greece 1,544 (53) Mexico 1,510 (50) Panama 1,475 (37) South Africa 1,462 (5) Peru 1,414 (55) Dominican Republic 1,380 (60)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +565 (+28) Spain +5,645 (+587) Germany +1,109 (+15) China +31 (+4) Iran +2,715 (+134) Switzerland +476 (+37) Belgium +1,422 (+132) Netherlands +1,026 (+148) Austria +221 (+10) South Korea +86 (+5) Portugal +852 (+37) Brazil +32 (+3) Israel +173 (+3) Sweden +510 (+25) Australia +36 (+3) Norway +149 (+4) Russia +601 (+4) Czech Republic +11 (+2) Denmark +286 (+16) Malaysia +217 (+3) Romania +445 (+3) Poland +203 (+2) Philippines +385 (+29) Pakistan +37 (+1) Indonesia +196 (+11) Thailand +103 (+4) Finland +97 (+2) Mexico +132 (+13) Argentina (+1) Singapore +65 (+1) Croatia +68 (+1) Estonia +103 (+1) Ukraine +45 (+1) Slovenia +37 (+3) Morocco +27 (+3) Hungary +38 (+5) Lebanon +14 (+1) Latvia +35 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+2) Kazakhstan +25 (+3) Andorra +11 (+1) Honduras +3 (+1) Channel Islands +17 (+1) Bolivia +9 (+1) Kyrgyzstan +14 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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what's happening behind the camera?

>Biggest slums in Brazil see first coronavirus deaths
>archive.is/dizb7

33 again

We peaked, Chinas round 2 is just the actual toll from round 1. Millions are infected and don't know it.

youtu.be/b-57zREt2N0

Version with music, it's worth it

Doug Ford has been so great during this, but fuck Party Hajdu

Debating with some self righteous normies who believe anything the media and politicians tell them about severity of virus. Which countries count the dead in a somewhat reliable way? How high is lethality and infectivity side by side compared to the normal flu?
Scientific data preferred

As long as there haven't been representative tests for antibodies with randomly chosen people I consider this all bullshit. Who the fuck knows how many people actually have been already infected?

How will trump win reelection without running on record low black unemployment?

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The coomers were warned about corona-chan lewds.

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fucking shameless.

LOCK FAUCI UP!!!!

FUCK OFF WUMAO NIGGERS
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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

Well my mom tested positive for the novel coronavirus yesterday and she got sick about 2 weeks ago and I have subsequently gotten sick in the past two weeks also along with my brother and sister, although they appear to be more asymptomatic.

Yeah... me too

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Did you miss the part when the Chinese doctor who initially warned people about the virus was silenced by the police for "spreading rumors"? Then he mysteriously died, then miraculously returned to life after people in China started bitching about it?

Fuck off Chang.

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Still need to blame the WHO for being bribed.

I'll say it again: The valid points of criticism you levy against the US does not detract from how much chinese cock you suck. Also, filtered.

bugmen genocide best day of my life

Is there a name for that thing some firemen do where they start a fire so they can put it out? I think we're seeing that on a national level with China.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.35%) Germany (-0.59%) France (-0.79%) United Kingdom (-0.66%) Italy (-0.87%) Switzerland (-0.39%) Spain (+0.97%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+0.74%) Netherlands (-0.84%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+3.65%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-0.32%) Japan (-0.45%) Hong Kong (-0.03%) China (+0.33%) Australia (-2.46%) Singapore (-2.53%) India (-1.69%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (+0.95%) South Africa (-0.55%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-30%) Tokyo (-20%) Beijing (-28%) Wuhan (-19%) New Delhi (-4%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-62%) Rome (-56%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-28%) Munich (-38%) Brussels (-46%) Paris (-53%) Madrid (-44%) Barcelona (-11%) London (-22%) Johannesburg (-59%) Sao Paulo (0%) Buenos Aires (-1%) New York (-5%) Washington (-3%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (-3%) Houston (-2%) Mexico City (-8%) Los Angeles (-10%) Seattle (-5%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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so much denial defense mechanisms

face reality u pussies

Chinese propaganda is so pathetic.
CCP got so lazy because their people will just accept anything. I am not even sure that they realize, that no one outside the WHO is taking their bullshit anymore.
Media is simply scared to actually report on it, because it seems so unbelievable, that CCP is actually Best Korea tier, when it comes to reporting their situation and it's going to blow a lot of peoples minds, when they get to see the actual state of Chinkland.

I hope you all get through it just fine.
My mother 99% got it and infected me but because of lack of testing i'll never be sure.

>1 MILLION EDITIONS
Now, we need 1 million death.

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Don't forget about Huang Yanling, who mysteriously disappeared from records when it started to look like she was patient zero, despite the CCP claiming she's alive and well.

>returned to life
Didn't hear about that. I knew they said he died bc of the virus, and people started raging on social media. How did this go on?

Thank you based China and death to your enemies!

US MARCH UNEMPLOYMENT IS 4.4% VS EXPECTED 3.5%
>US MARCH UNEMPLOYMENT IS 4.4% VS EXPECTED 3.5%
US MARCH UNEMPLOYMENT IS 4.4% VS EXPECTED 3.5%
>US MARCH UNEMPLOYMENT IS 4.4% VS EXPECTED 3.5%
US MARCH UNEMPLOYMENT IS 4.4% VS EXPECTED 3.5%

AND IT ONLY GOES TO MARCH 14TH, US UNEMPLOYMENT IS OVER 10% NOW

The Raping if Nanking was completely justified. The imperialist Japanese we’re doing a favor for mankind by wiping out these soulless bugs

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You aren't close to peaking.

This disease takes forever to kill even sick boomers. It’s like 9 days of incubation and 4 days of mild symptoms before you start to become critically ill so think of everything with a 2 week delay. Mid April is gonna be wild.

I still miss Rob, he should have been your next PM

>LIVE TRAFFIC
where is this taken from?

>being this blind to obvious sarcasm

2 more weeks

cbsnews.com/news/rodrigo-duterte-philippines-president-coronavirus-lockdown-shoot-people-dead/

How come almost every government so far has either outright lied or misled people about the real numbers?/ I mean the chinks aren't even keeping track anymore so they don't have to face a civil war.

No, let them be hysterical. That will be more frags for Corona-chan.

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Based

Right now probably not a single one
infectivity and lethality are much higher compared to the normal flu

Ya Americans are dumb as fuck

tomtom.com

>they would have died of shitting anyway dude don't worry
kek
I've had uncharacteristic shits twice this week though, but they might have been due to two unusual meals I had, and massive alcoholism. Fuck knows.

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india, brazil, germany, sweden, etc etc etc etc all haevn't peaked yet...

the US also didn't.
I mean italy peaked a few days ago, maybe a week ago afaik... and now the US has already peaked?

press X to doubt.

the only reason cases will go down already is, because goverments made the decision that they go down, not because that's a fact

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Recharging the coom deposits, getting ready for another round of blasting.

number 1 goal is to prevent panic

True. It's impressive how fucking bad the Chinese are at propaganda. I guess when you're used to people just believing everything you say no matter what because you have a monopoly on information they just take for granted that the rest of the world will believe them as well. The chinks have gone absolutely delusional.

It's all part of the plan, bro

I live in an orange municipality. I'm hearing of people I indirectly know dying left and right. All old people though.

>peaked
>Still hasn't have a single day of less infected or deaths than the previous day

Thanks user, I'm wondering what was your main symptoms for me it was mostly dry cough and a bad headache with a very light fever. To be completely honest the flu felt worse for me.

For my mom it was much worse she said that she never felt that sick in her life.

fucking kek

Dumping Corona videos

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Yeah I know.
But unless I can back it up with science they will continue believing politicians.

I was always of the position that western incompetence was as much to blame as chinese lies, but now I want them glassed.

Muh globally intertwined economy. Not much more to it than that.

Someone please send a nigger to rape her, what utter bullshit.

I fail to understand how how hospitals, funeral homes, etc, can be "in crisis" when more than this die every year from the flu and 20 other reasons.

We have 6000 dead in a nation of 320,000,000 and suddenly our medical infrastructure is in collapse?

I feel lied to.

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What was the information about the virus hitting the nervous system? The doctor also mentioned that as a possibility.
What does the virus causes to the nervous system once it gets there?

Can someone punch him in the throat already?

If this thing isn't a bioweapon it's the perfect template for one
Though I still say incompetence over evil genius
Everyone knew chinks couldn't safely run a bsl4 lab

wtf eidgenoss out of my country you and the nigger

Show your Italian flag

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oh I see.
It's not a percentage change in traffic of traffic, but a "total" change of congestion percentage.
That's kind of confusing and a bit misleading desu.

Going from 23% congestion in 2019 to 0% congestion in 2020, doesn't really seem like it should mean -23% less traffic.

Wtf you talking about man, Singapore was one of the first countries to lockdown flights to and from China, Europe, and anywhere else that was being retarded, like Australia. Even Indonesia because we all know their numbers were bullshit from the start.
Maybe you should spend your anger on your own government who fucked up the handling of this over and over again.
I'm Australian btw and my wife works in one of the biggest hospitals here. Situation is pretty chill here

Japan guy speaks the truth.

You’re just in denial argie-bro

Bruh, read the whole post. He's having a giggle and doesn't actually believe it's a nothingburger.

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>AND IT ONLY GOES TO MARCH 14TH, US UNEMPLOYMENT IS OVER 10% NOW

Economy will remain airborne for the next quarter because they enhanced Unemployment to cover self-employed/contractors, increased the payout proportion, and added a few k stipend on top of that...

Expect any systemic shoes to drop after that.

>18 months
How are normalfags going to survive a year and a half indoors?

mother three days of fever and severe coof attacks + complete body aches

for me 5 days of chest pressure and 3 days of shortness of breath, even eating caused me to gasp for air.

father completely asymptomatic despite being around my mother at all times

>Yet you pretend like from the first outset of the case they should have known exactly what it was and what it was capable off? Madness.

No, nobody is "pretending".

The fact is this shit started earlier than claimed, and China has lied to the world every step of the way. They even own WHO.

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Guys keeps moving the goal posts.

Yeah, I read the entire post after making that post. Top kek he got me.

Are you the leaf who's been dropping webms since the start?
If so tks

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you are not white, Chang, and remember that Mao Zedong takes Satan's cock up his blown-out yellow asshole

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You don't need any good propaganda when your country grows 8% yearly for many years continuously leaving behind pathetic western countries whch used to feel themselves unattainable. You just need to show truth, like the one you saw in that video.

Jesus, thing are starting to look grim in the UK.

Based Bill "Contagious Asymptomatic Diarrhea Patient" Mitchell

I have enough capital left in my account. I think I'll open up a funeral home, with the mid-term goal of turning it into a chain. People need comfort that their deceased are taken care of. Yeah. McFunerals fortune here i come.

Show flag

>she's alive and well.
you mong she did a conference yesterday

enjoyable kek

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Dear Chinese shill: Tell us what happened to Huang Yan Ling?

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Of course a retard who understand nothing will constantly feel lied to.

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more genomes simply means that the have taken more samples, not that all of these genomes are different strains with actual mutations.

web.archive.org/web/20200402022646/https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51403795
>Dr Li, was initially declared dead at 21:30 local time and the news triggered a huge wave of popular reaction on Weibo, China's equivalent of Twitter.

>The People's Daily sent out a tweet saying Dr Li's death had sparked "national grief".

>However, Global Times then said he had been given a treatment known as ECMO (extra-corporeal membrane oxygenation) which keeps a person's heart pumping and keeps their blood oxygenated without it going through their lungs.

Anyone living here in assSpain got paid his ERTE by the gov? I'm still waiting for the fuckers to pay

GDP per capita in China is less than $10,000, and that's according to official Chinese statistics

Average GDP per capita in the "pathetic Western countries" is more than $50,000

That looks like a 90 year old paki to me. And doesn't seem in that much pain. Nothing burger.

Strategic strike basically, hit a population that had a high chance of going critical, which not only boosted the early death rate but overwhelmed the system from the start causing a ripple effect. Later cases after it spread that should have been more manageable didn't have resources available and it kept spiraling from there, just kicking the scarcity can down the road. You'll see something similar here soon in some states like michigan/louisiana that will cap their resources by the weekend.

Topkek

Sorry Yas Forumsacks, cleaning the filth of the Earth from this board

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Since the virus rewrites your genetic code to fuck up the ACE2 receptor (that works on cardiovascular pressure) it probably feels like your lungs are a brick and inflamed/swollen and painful, beyond just not being able to breathe. This is quite the bioweapon.
So nice of China to give it to everyone for free, you should be thanking Glorious CCP for helping your governments make a suitable weapon if the need ever arises to use it.

BECAUSE THE DISEASE REQUIRES A SPECIFIC TREATMENT WITH VENTILATORS AND IT WILL OVERWHELM THE HOSPITALS
THIS IS CONFIRMED BY LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE NATION THAT HAS FACED THIS DISEASE

FUCK OFF YOU IGNORANT SHILL FUCKS FUCK FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCK

>he mysteriously died, then miraculously returned to life
no he just died, and they made him a hero afterward

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user, any mutation in a genome is classified as a strain

GDP per capita worth fuck all, what really matters is total GDP by purchase parity and dynmics of growth

JAPAN DID NOTHING WRONG TO CHINA EVER

Someone needs to ask how many people diarrhea kills in the US, and whether diarrhea is contagious.

And yet even if true, which based on currency rigging and the ghost city phenomenon it's not, 100% of that growth is directly derived from those pathetic western countries and their corporations "whch used to feel themselves unattainable." Which would make you the fleas on the dog, so to speak.

does it take that long? fuck

Anyone else feel like the virus itself is the least of our concerns in the coming weeks?

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triples won't lie

audibly keked thanks for that

Anyone notice there are more and more schizo posting with burger lands flag lately
And its getting more and more everyday
Are burgers already at their mentality limit just from few days of being locked down?

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Genetic autism. They do EXACTLY as told. Old folks actually stay home, people in public actually keep their distance and don't talk to stranger. Life is either work or playing forklift simulator.

If you or anyone else you know that has been around start to feel body aches in combination with COVID-19 they should probably go to the hospital. Make sure you keep an eye on your father's symptoms if he starts to get sick and make sure he doesn't take ibuprofen but instead takes a tylenol/acetaminophen.

The US government is LETTING the virus course through the USA, causing death and drumming up panic, so they can gather the popular support they need for the coming offensive against the chinks. I hate chinks, but the public, Yas Forums included, is being played.

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data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY.GDP.PCAP.CD?locations=
Russia is barely above China

lmao at the morons replying to you earnestly

did this site forget that it's not reddit and we only exist to troll?

I’ve been calling out your bullshit figures since mid-Feb when the daily number of cases was exponentially increasing to miraculously dropping to zero overnight. The Taiwanese, Japan and Hong Kong had the same pattern of exponential increase at the same time AND all three of them had the EXACT same miraculous sudden drop in infection rates overnight, it’s all about SAVING FACE with you East Asian’s isn’t it.

You are supposed to combine nominal with total, and purchase parity with per capita. The other two combinations are worthless.

pls stop.

Death rate climbs quickly once hospitals are overwhelmed. Death rate was ~1% in the US a week ago, now it's over 2% if I remember correctly.

The only thing Japan did wrong was not finish the job. I mean who keeps ferrets, civets, and chickens in cages next to eachother besides chinks?

People who were paying attention to Wuhan in early January all knew what was going on. The WHO was trying to say that the virus couldn’t spread from person to person still when we had a chance to shut down travel from China and keep a lid on this disease. There was no reason not to take every precaution based on the illness in China alone. South Korea and Japan responded rapidly and aggressively and managed to curb it. The rest of the world was told “NOOOOO YOU CANT SUSPEND TRAVEL FROM GROLIOUS PEOPER LEPUBRIC OF CHINA DAS RACISSS” and italians were in the streets asking chinks to coof in their mouths.
The fact is, Chinks need to be contained. They have been spreading rapidly around the world buying property, coopting western media agencies, stealing intellectual property, infiltrating Universities. The chink menace is worse than the Kung Flu by several orders of magnitude and the world is beginning to realize the truth about you dog eaters.
The Chinese are the bastard rape babies of the Mongolian Hordes that conquered them in the 13th century. Now The Great Khan’s descendants are threatening once again to conquer the globe with their savagery.

btw good luck to you and your family as well

based and tripspilled

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gawd chink propaganda is fucking cringe

is hong kong free yet? you reddit kids forgot about that stuff pretty fast

Remember Chen

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Absolutely irrelevant. Growth is growth. Compare huge cities built in a couple of years and a tram line which in spain they've been building for 10 years. It's over. Cope

where this? Spain?

the US death rate is as of now 6098/(6098+10411) or 36.937%
it will likely go down as more people recover but still it is not 2% and probably won't be

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nice twice in a row, you have the mandate of heaven

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First based post I've read in this schizo general in days.

Did you get it? I got half of the salary paid by my boss for the days I worked and I'm still waiting for the rest

>It's not his wish to be used as a political tool
>5. Dr. Li is a member of the CCP and supports HK Polices.
Can't the Chinese come up with more convincing propaganda?

Ecuador

>calls chinks soulless
>proceeds to want a happening that kills millions
big brain

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How shitty would you feel if all your life's accomplishments would be forgotten because of the diarrhea post.
Also american's showing teeth smile is fucking creepy.

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Listen Chang, enjoy the Australian beaches while you still can because you’re going back sooner rather than later.

It freaks me out that I could still tell who that was immediately, then again I knew it was him from the thumbnail, but opening it just confused me brain.

UK UPDATE:
+4450 NEW CASES
+684 NEW DEATHS

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Except the Chinese travel like cattle in trains where people defecate on the floor and have regular accidents. Meanwhile you can eat on the floor of Spanish trains.

Absolutely

You should see their attempts at shitposting. They seem to still be struggling with abstraction and taking things on an all too literal level.

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Sarcasm is lost on the witless

You should discuss your Chosen by Corona Chan status with your local Chosen by G_d rabbais.
Bless them with your presence.

UK UPDATE
+4,450 new cases +684 new deaths
+4,450 new cases +684 new deaths
+4,450 new cases +684 new deaths

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user, each and every sample is counted as a genome, it doesn't mean there are any mutations there. 2500 genomes means 2500 specimen of the virus sampled, not 2500 detected mutations

You can see him savoring the flavor of bat soup

They will be free when china is deleted from maps

This is much more honest than all the other reactions. It is simply Yellow Peril 2.0

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heh

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Chloroquine

youtube.com/watch?v=7Ui6PSJ4jdk

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My ERTE started on the 1st of April, so I'm supossed to get it on may, but reading this i'm not so sure anymore.

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Their biggest strength is their population and they have a deadly airborne virus spreading throughout their most densely populated and economically important areas. It is over, for China.

Imagine your house is infested with cockroaches. Is it considered inhumane to have it fumigated?

Fake ass flu to get you microchipped and eating bugs
You dumb goy animal

I can see why China enacted a BURN EVERY SINGLE BODY AND CANCEL ALL FUNERALS policy.

fuck

Well no, growth is only growth if there's something to support it, otherwise you have a bubble. Like a ghost city, you actual retard.

better than just another shitty wojak edit

But I herd it was under control there?

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Their language is too primitive and they struggle with nuance. Again, because they are mongol rape baby dog eating savages.

CCP has 90 million members, all people who mean something like doctors are members.

Are our leaders far less intelligent than we make them out to be? We made literally no preparations other than a travel ban meanwhile a massacre was occurring in Wuhan that even we knew about

Robots and bugs don't have the godly gift of Free Will

For the herd!

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IT'S COMING HOME LADS

Are there observed outer sheath mutations?

ok, have fun with your next twitter hashtag a week later when you forgot about this one

Nig

Then you'll love this one.

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UK deaths up 684 in 24 hrs, welp Bongoloids heading for the afterlife in record numbers soon

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Whatever you say mutt. You're as unwelcome here as the ching chongs.

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I just found out I have covid-19.

Ask me nothing.

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he's an armchair microbiologist, don't bother

Only shills call out shills in this way

I'm still here, please post again.

特不靠谱没那么多吧

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CARLOOOS

It was >50% in Wuhan early January.

QUEEN TO ADDRESS THE NATION THIS WEEKEND

I had it already, it's nothing if you're not old or sick.

Amazingly putting 4.2 billion people in lockdown slows the spread for as long as restrictions remain