Brit/pol/ calm before the corona edition

frens is this the average britbong?
im worried?

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nhs might reconstruct their debt by offering company directors equity of value to debt.

is hancock fucking us all and selling part of the nhs to foreign loaners or is all the equity held within DHSC?
niggers

fuck of Heinz

reminder that SARS-CoV-2 is a lab-made SARS/HIV chimera. it has an effective CFR of 100% because of this.

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Just got back from visiting the UK
Beautiful country you got there lads

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>doommong returns
well that's me off
see you lot tomorrow morning

obv the govt are diddling the statistics, how can people not see

>X number of people got covid 19
>Y number of people then died
>Therefore all people who had covid, died of covid

then there's
>tiny sample size of testing
>people being put on Do Not Resuscitate when normally wouldn't
>resources allocated away from palliative care & A&E and GP
>vainglorious Nighting-gale HQ [pity the sick person who ends up in that satanic shithole]
>corona is indiscernable from other flu

say it with me
CORONA
HOAX

lmao my manager sent me an email which was very straightforward and blunt
and then he sent me another one where he was nice and asked how i was
must have deleted it from his sent box kek

its a shit hole and you know it Pedro.

fuck off doomnonce

fuck the NHS

How would they even do that? No shares for the nhs.

1972 must be capitalism.
2012 is a religious theocracy

Just got a letter from bojo himself
Everyone else been getting these?
Also last night at 8 some cunt was out with a pan and wooden spoon banging for 5 minutes while fireworks were going off

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Just back from US, how you lads doing?

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eddie is this the worst state you've seen me in

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How did your exam go?

I'm looking forward to the awkward silence when someone makes a joke about Ian's age, but the studio audience isn't there to laugh.

nah i thonk its more like some error in classifying "recoverd", the number isnt changing

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Install Yas Forums x or use the native filter on Yas Forums.

im disappointed in you

For anyone that hasn't figured it out yet, it's 5G

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Lol

it’s clockwork, 1300 every day

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts

oh da gonnae naw

>Coronavirus death toll at London NHS hospital is 'TRIPLE the official statistic' because of delay in reporting fatalities as doctors have to test victims several times and get consent from their families
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8166709/Coronavirus-death-toll-London-hospital-TRIPLE-official-NHS-statistic.html

they're underreporting deaths. italy, spain and germany are doing the same thing.

THANK YOU

Cut out the middle man and have companies buy people and areas.
Simple as.
Burgerpunk2020 NOW.

honestly this is like mobs with torches burning witches

very cringy
it was like russian roulette he'd call out your name and you'd have to speak but he could say any name at any time
i think he gave me the easy ones because i was struggling and drunk

hes fabricating lmaoooooooo

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Back to the oven, kike.

>dailymail
Know how I know you're a retard?

you killed the stream

dunno, but that's what IS happening, pop up some news agencies n read. concerned the backing of nhs will be pushed slightly away from british tax payers and towards people whose voice doesn't represent us

based af
there is hope for humanity!!!!!!!

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did you tell your doctor you were a virgin?

you killed it by being a nonce

i never told you to chat up kids
your whole chat went mad at you to first time you asked a 12yo if she thought you were attractive but you ignored them
not my fault

Boris is probably fucked, still has a fever after 7 days, in many such cases the disease is either defeated by now or about to go full pneumonia.

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are you the one who is busy with monkey buisness?

He has a monkey nose.

stop chatting shit you manhands impersonator

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>b but i just sent the navy destroyers to warn her of the danger in talking to online preadators

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>when they turn the 5G it's gonna kill everyone and that's why they're building the hospitals
twitter.com/CrimeLdn/status/1246024788532965376

he already has lung damage. the virus leaves you with 30% lung capacity, kidney damage, testicular damage and nerve/brain damage even if you "recover" from a "mild" infection.

lmfao

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I'd love to kick Owen Jones in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

Some anons are beginning to report their experiences.

>week one: temperature spikes, headache, random muscle pain, seriously bad shit
>week two: same symptoms but new strange pain in the balls (i shit you not). Insane nightmares. Feeling like shit
>week three: getting better, some days feeling like its over
>week four: burning chest pain, feeling like passing out - cant really go anywhere because of that
>week five: again feeling better
>week six: temperature spikes again, now my heart hurts like im about to have a heart attack

>I got it, too i know exactly what you're going through, heart aches, shoulder squeeze, headaches, balls aches you name it, I look forward to sleep time every day, I rather be a sleep or die in my sleep, who gives a fuck afterwards, I am in week 4 and this fucking thing is not letting up, when the fuck is supposed to go away?

>Some nights I wake up and vomit my vomit is completely clear? My vomit it a whole liter of clear saliva liquid? No food particles? Very strange doctor can't find what's wrong with me scared to take corona tests

>I have been experiencing the following symptoms. They come and they go. Sometimes they last for maybe a few hours and other times the whole day.
>Headache (rare)
>Burning lower lungs (common - worsens in the cold.)
>cough (common)
>itchy throat (common)
>balls aching (infrequent) (I jerk off a healthy amount, this feels like something else)
>So far I haven't experienced a fever that I am aware of.

>I had weird common cold like this, or that’s what i thought at that time. First few sudden chills, feeling like fever rising but when i checked, meter gave me none. Tiresome and difficult to focus on reading, thinking, etc. Achy calves and thighs, stomach got upset a little. Itchy throat and random wet cough, runny nose. Minor ball ache and for few days my back and sides would hurt if i tried to inhale too deep, also minor restricted feeling on sternum, the place where ribs meet on chest.

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>the virus leaves you with 30% lung capacity
what if somebody only has 20% capacity to start with, do they gain an extra 10%?

she was still chimping out but the BTP used the wrong law to charge her so it's been quashed

Current geopolitics of the thread:

Pube = Eddie, Manhands, Cauldron
Eddie = Pube, S U S S E X
Manhands = N/A
S U S S E X = Karen, Fren, Moatposter, Morrissey poster
Cauldron = Italanon, Pube, Steerpike, Caesar Salah
Italanon = Cauldron, Karen, Fren, Moatposter, Morrissey poster
Steerpike = Everyone
Caesar Salah = Cauldron + Limited intel
Karen = Fren, Italanon, S U S S E X, Moatposter, Morrissey poster
Pressure Sores = Cauldron + Limited intel

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>live in a flat
>had a gay man two floors above
>he used to blast music stupidly loud for at minimum 6 hours a day, almost every day
>would sing and scream from hi balcony
>would get aggressive with anyone who asked him to turn it down
>could hear him getting fucked some nights
>council do nothing about it
>finally manage to get hold of his landlord who kicks him out
>some European family moved in
>i now hear the kids playing and the mum singing as she cooks
>sometimes hear the dad humming to songs as he reads his paper outside
Thank fuck.
Life is so much calmer now i dont have to listen to kesha and beyonce bassboosed through the ceiling.

...

>Million undocumented migrants could go hungry, say charities
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/23/million-undocumented-migrants-could-go-hungry-say-charities

eddie hates me, im trying to get manhands to hate me and i fucking hate you

too late we're in an alliance

What European we talking about?

Dont know, i only hear them talk in their own language every so often
Sounds italianish but its defo not eastern european at least.

Just watched a news report of the latest clapathon

lmao wtf try and tell me the NHS isn't a cult please

Definitely not Bulgarian or Romanian at a guess.
Those fuckers are savages.

Whats fucked me off is this little shit is one of the biggest causes of division, that's all he talks about. Wish Nads would stab him in the fucking neck DESU.

17 minutes till death count
twitter.com/DHSCgovuk

whatever mate, as long as you’re happy
dgaf anymore

lol imagine being accustomed to living like a rat on top of eachother you think swapping out one set of loud noise is for another is a great improvement

I fucking hate you and wish you’d fuck off though?

No cunt bothered in my street. Ungrateful fuckers.

>Why you should flush the toilet with the lid down: Experts warn the killer coronavirus may spread through 'aerosolized faeces'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8184313/Experts-warn-coronavirus-spread-aerosolized-faeces.html
look at that, yet another thing that /cvg/ predicted has been proven true.

ww2 propaganda

don't mention the tory cuts / privatisation

A GROUP OF FRIENDS OUTSIDE ARE NOT OBSERVING THE 2 METRE SOCIAL DISTANCING RULES.

He's playing it up

>The open shirt
>The ruffled hair
>The casual seated location

Boris is enjoying isolation and skipping out on all those faggot journalists at the press conferences

Mark my words he'll have these unseen "symptoms" for at least another week and Gove and Raab et al will have to do all the pressers for him

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fuck off you fat goth

what is it with all of you trying to blame me for all your problems

Where the fuck do you get this bollox from? Jesus.

Even I’ve seen that fucking tattoo

You should always flush with the lid down unless you like shit particles on your toothbrush.

It's pasta.

It's not loud though my man.
Its a quiet background noise and i only hear them if i open my window.
Be mad though i guess gay boi

>daily mail
spastic.

yeah i’m done

>Karen = Fren, Italanon, S U S S E X, Moatposter, Morrissey poster
You could be here too if you wasn't so needy and self absorbed. No hate, la.

he'll be in an ICU in a week. happens to every "mild" case eventually.

last two times i posted it was in response to the real manhands t b h

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/dsc_2335/

such a rookie mistake from the imposter t b h

months of research in /cvg/ threads. maybe you should try reading the pastebin before calling it "bollox".

fucking runt of a man

Underated!

Yeah I want a big tiddy goth gf what’s it to you

lmao i don't care about you
non entity

Why are you so obsessed with that fat tranny you beta bitchboy?

I bet he's constantly balls deep in Carrie, and because she's up the duff he doesn't need to use a condom either

Reminder
>Coronavirus is the biggest public health threat to our communities for nearly a century and Babylon has a huge obligation to help.
-former Goldman Sachs and Babylon CEO
and
>We could’ve been better off if China had been more forthcoming.
-VP Mike Pence

Weld his fucking arse shut lad.