You are ONLY allowed to post in this thread if you are an ESSENTIAL WORKER. If you are not an essential worker you are literally a welfare leech nigger.
Electrician here. How's it going fellow essentialbros? How does it feel to be the only useful, contributing members of society?
Checking in. I work for a local butcher stacking the shelves etc.
Telecom. Ain't getting laid off either.
We're working so won't reply.
work with grain...Feels like i should be grateful, but i wanted some time off had sick time and pto to cover it....
Engineer. About to get to work. Godspeed, Anons.
Honestly, i dont know how one can call himself a men if he is not an essential worker.
CNC machinist making "important" medical parts. No parades for my hairy ass.
I work night shift.
Checking in, IT. Work and shitpost
Ambulance medic signing on.
Fml & kill me now.
Stay safe and godspeed!
back to work faggot, those tp rolls wont place themselves of the shelf
Death star checking in
Leaf government beurocrat here.
Truck driver. Looking forward to buying a house when the market crashes. Bwahahaha!
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I want to report my job for being non essential and still being open, how to?
Stay mad waggie. I'm relaxing at home for 2 weeks on your dime.
I’m bored, happy Friday fellow essentials
my brother
BMET here at a private supplier/service provider rather than a hospital. Many of our customers are saying this year is bad, but they’ve seen worse. Of course that third party hearsay.
It feels nice being secured in my employment, but I do feel putty for my neighbors. They own a restaurant and both the husband and wife work there.
army here
>elite unit
>years of combat experience in the middle east and africa
>corona happens
>user you're going to protect this mask factory now
when does it end bros
ICT support here. I make sure that people in my country can continue working.
Stay safe bros
Fucking essential pizza boy trying to make breakfast so I can avoid eating that shit on my 11th consecutive double shift.
It's so fun being essential scum instead of just the usual sort we're used to.
Nigger taxi essentialniggerdriver checkk'in in !
Got about 30 filthy stinking savages packed into this shitbox, ey at least we at 70% capacity, thanks boss !
Fellow sparky here. Plenty busy, people still seem to be fine building their mcmansions. Most pay cash.
Construction fag here still working.
"Deathcare worker"
They gave me a special paper and everything about how I can drive around because I dispose of human remains. I feel so needed.
I work at a locally-owned sports nutrition store. DHS says we're essential because we sell vitamins kek. I can't tell you how many boomers have come in looking for Vitamin C...which we do not sell.
Now, if you need SARMs and Anabolics, I got you senpai.
In the state I live in you can actually call the AGs office and report it, not sure if that’s how every state is though.
Steel mill electrical maintenance supervisor checking in. Shits slow as fuck and getting weird out here in the plant.
>being proud to contribute to KIKED, DEGENERATE AND DECAYING western (((society)))
Yeah get back in your cagie, wagie and make sure my there is always electricity in my home, so I can LAUGH at you daily!
Hahahahhaha
oilfield construction contractor, very essential
We must protect the masks
Mechanical HVAC design engineer, deadlines are still alive and projects are still being spun up
Environmental Engineer here. Currently I’m at a Site supervising the operation of a pump and treat system for contaminated groundwater. Next week I’ll be at an airport construction project for part of it, and the other part I’ll be working from home making GIS and CAD drawings.
Feelsgoodman
*Ting Ting Ting* Overnight Donut baker reporting in. I'm feeling hella sacrificial, but I'm doing my best to stay the fuck away from coofers.
Aircraft mechanic, here. I help to spread the virus.
Garbage truck driver. No traffic is like a dream but all the closed business put more volume on the residential routes which is manageable but still sucks.
I'm a literal fucking janny, but essential.
have you ever fucked one
Murse here. I hate this job.
Dollar tree store manager checking in. Still raking in 50 k and bonuses. Fuck off welfare niggers.
I don’t feel like an essential worker, that’s for sure. My company will probably close the doors over the next several months. People are not travelling so they are not buying the tyres we import.
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Machinist making parts for Boeing
Can't wait for my second tax return
Lol was essential welder til someone at the hospital we were doing construction on came back posite for the virus. They shut the whole site down and sent us all home
This. Best of both worlds right here. Get to keep my job and never deal with people.
Mathematician and private tutor, checking in. Started work half an hour ago and won't stop for another 14 hours.
Being essential is going to be a sweet deal, because they’ll be the only ones making any cash.. potentially for months...(except the government workers who always get thier money regardless)
At lease he will also be able to afford toilet paper... Will you when your homeless?
around here if your boss owns a printer and some nice stationary you're essential
theres zero oversight and traffic is getting worse every day
Essential sparky Chad checking in
>fuck kikes
>fuck jannies
>fuck discord trannies
But most importantly
>fuck Carole Baskins 1488
I have old roasties hugging me and thanking me for working. I cant wait for this to ramp up so I can lick their assholes.
Jannies shall inherit the earth.
Sewage plant operator checking in.
Meat packer here, I hate my job and almost wish I have the coroner just so I can coof in my bosses face.
How's my shit smell these days? Not putting too much fluoride to the recycled grey water, I hope.
It's a leaf. He cant afford to eat let alone wipe his ass. They forage for bugs and shit like their chink overlords taught them
Pizza guy here. Neal Stephenson saved my life and my wallet.
forklift driver at a place that makes powdered food ingredients.
nobody is taking the social distancing seriously. gonna get it for sure.
just so Karen can have her pre-shredded cheese with a bunch of cellulose anti-clump/filler all over it, and Chad can have his whey protein powder.
oh and by the way, "essential worker" is codeword for "expendable worker". never forget that.
Never thought Id see the day where security guards would be considered essential.
I work full time in a hospital. Company refers to us as Security Officers now. Lol
On break ya cunt
Covid ICU RN here. I haven’t had any symptoms yet and have had these patients for a month. I know it is inevitable. Taking vitamin d, c, quercetin, zinc, egcg, and multi-vitamins.
Based Commodore
Pest control here. I took april to stay home. Fuck getting infected by treating restaurants, med clinics, office buildings, and residential. Normies I see dont take this seriously.
This.
I put orange tape down 6 ft apart to keep these retards away from each other. They wont do it even after reminding them.
>Supports faggot meth head over nice white lady trying to save the big pussies
>1488
Kek
Canadian vape store signshaker here. I'm surprisingly considered Essential Personnel, because without me, nobody knows we're open.
Landlord here.
I’m essential.
Essential for making my corporate masters wealthy, that is
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Worked for an essential retailer. I quit though because I wasn't getting paid enough (and they got a raise next day)
Essential wagies are LITERALLY a test group to show how bad the virus is.
>had these patients for a month
You've probably already went through the infection and didn't even notice. Have you been tested for Corona's IgM and IgG yet?
even my fucking supervisor comes and leans on my forklift to talk to me. and you're not supposed to do that even without a pandemic going on, in case I accidentally run over your foot.
fuck these retarded assholes
No I have not.
How is it? Are you guys hiring?
keep telling that to youself wagie
IT manager. I'm currently in bed shit posting on my phone while my laptop is rigged to look like I'm working.
Can't wait for Trump bucks.
Fuck you dirty plebs who have to leave the house.
No one cared who I was untill I wore the mask
Gas station fag here, the army was at my store yesterday filling up a bunch of trucks and humvees. The manager has been working there for ten years and she said she's never seen any army vehicles there before. Is it fucking happening?
I make M&M's.
Somehow that's essential in these trying times.
It feels good knowing that boomers are gonna die and lazy zoomers/millennials are gonna have gaping holes in their resumes. Its free money.
Remember Essentialbros, OSHA deems the ComieBug a reportable workplace accident. Leave no Gib behind.
Gubment essential personnel reporting. Still overpaid, underworked, and teleworking as always.
I work for a cheese packaging plant and we just got a $2 raise for the next three weeks.
Feels comfy bro
kek, the end is near right? fags
I work for the state and only go down if my whole country does.
Manufacturing of cleaning components used in the manufacturing of microchips used in electronic devices, including medical equipment and personal mobile devices.
Checking in.
>when does it end bros
When you attempt a coup
Warehouse physical worker, not sure how essential that is if people would stop buying stuff. Currently I have few days off
Checking in. Work from home MacOS support.
>"essential worker" is codeword for "expendable worker". never forget that.
Plato argued that machinists and engineers should be enslaved due to our "essential" quality to the function of technological society. I was about ready to walk out of the shop a month ago, and now there is literally nowhere else for me to go.
I wanted to go back to school for ecology and become a Forest Ranger, dammit.
What state, you fucking queer?
I’m actually on vacation this week for “spring break.” Going out of town plans cancelled obviously and it’s been raining the whole week so I’m just inside twiddling my thumbs.
I believe it. We are under a shelter in place and there are people everywhere. I know damn well they are not all essential workers.
Digits confirm M&Ms are the cure.
No tests yet, especially blood. Employees get swabbed if symptomatic only
if someone at work tests positive for it, and they don't shut the place down for 2 weeks bare minimum, I am gonna make SURE they get shut down.
Working 3pl for you faggots so the stores stay full. Also fuck captcha
Essential worker here, gotta keep the baseload power station up and running
I'm essential, work with a dude who's a RN, and a CBRN specialist in the National Guard (the state hasn't fully mobilized yet)
Imagine being triple essential
Every path you took in life was essential
Aircraft mechanic, somehow essential. But I'm guessing I'll be put on half-time in 3 weeks anyways. Would rather get laid off desu
What are the chances of the quarantine tightening up this weekend?
In my state damn near every job is considered essential.
Second week of working from home. Nice earning money to dab on poorfags but it would be nice to be a NEET for a week or two.
Based 3rd shifters
Military stationed in Japan. We will never not be essential.
E-thoting is essencial.
>5-10 years ago I never thought I would be able to afford a house.
> This market crash will literally be my only way to get a actual house.
Joe makes me wanna become american. The fucking freedom you have over there.
Working from home = not essential
Texas. Just outside of Dallas. Also, dilate you reddit spacing tranny.
i am an actual glownigger.
am i essential?
Pet store jew here.
You don't want your loyal dog to starve right?
And mittens needs that special hairball control food.
While you're here, you should buy a toy or two, you're not the only one suffering from the quarantine after all.
I also got this fish tank antibiotics that i shouldn't sell to anyone that doesn't have a fish tank, but that can be solved easily by purchasing this fishbowl here.
Can't leave the roads half built
What is a janny?
Amazon is going to start testing everyone's temperature before they're allowed to enter the building
cute!
I hope they don’t tighten it; we have a SAH order in my state and normies are all flooding parks and walking together in packs; so you’re likely to pass 300 people on a trail and nobody moves out of the way. Had to stick to running on country roads since nobody leisurely walks there
Yet you do so any way.
essential master race checking in, we are the backbone of earth
Amazon warehouse guy
Are they testing the shits for coof there yet
>wasn’t essential February
>suddenly essential
Mah nigga. Ellis county here
Post boner please
Checking in bros. Home depot freight team worker. The Home depot is giving all associates and extra $100 every week for the next four weeks. Giving us 80 covid-19 hours to be paid in full even if we don't use them. Working 60 hours and they're even paying double time instead of time and a half. I've been there 15 years so I'm making a killing during this "pandemic" can't wait for the Trump bucks
COUNTRY ROOOOOADS
reporting in
pic related is me preparing to brave the boomer coofer poopfume level 4 biohazard hotzone known as the truckstop bathroom
I work in a. Brewery! Since its food , I keep my job and my employer gave us a 5$ an hour raise !!! And my wife is a nurse , but she is pregnant , so she is getting paid but she doesn't work ! We are doing great ahaha
cable guy. first couple of week everyone was super nice, helpful, and appreciative. this last week, back to bitching and complaining and being morons
I'm aware. I'm laughing at you all
By the way I'm German, Scottish/Irish, and French like the really divergent thinking fuckers. Found out my ancestor Shakespeare had some shit with Francis Bacon, I'm breaking the cycle Bros wby?
I’m sure you guys have a fuckton more stops now huh?
nice pic, retard
yeah, "essential" just means we get to be exposed to this shit instead of being safe(r) at home because we happened to pick a job that is required to keep people from rioting in the streets. like keeping the electricity on. keeping food on the store shelves. etc. your health is expendable because your job is essential.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAZARD PAY
Going to start? So they are not doing it yet? My company is doing it for like 2 weeks already, it is much smaller and we have fewer cases in Poland.
I fly helicopters over people's houses.
Hospital medical equipment technician reporting in. I won't get laid off no matter how bad things get haha
Exactly this. I make $.85 per minute ten hours a day from home. Life is good.
probably not, remember that all that cheap chink dogshit has stopped flowing, a lot less frivolous spending going on
Also I have the Nazi Black sun in my fucking eyes
Construction inspector, those Dunkin' and storage places are critical it appears. Lungs kinda hurt, maybe from smoking too much. I accept my death.
My associates got a 2 dollar raise and I'm getting an extra 500 tacked onto my bonus lel fucking dollar kikes.
>Essential
literally all petty craftsmen and like a couple of God-forgotten engineers and M E D I C A L H E R O E S
Pretty good OP.
Working nights was the best thing I ever did as a tard wrangler. All I do is go in, put them to bed by 10pm, and then clean the house. Get to sit and play vidya, sleep and watch movies for most of the night. And when I walk home/go to the store, niggas clap for me.