/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2882 - 1 MILLION EDITIONS

it gives people time to come to grips with the "new normal".

for hospitals to not crash

Will this be equivalent to a third world war at the economic level?

Do you have to sleep in air con in the Philippines?

They hope that by slowing down the infections they will allow more people to get help in hospitals and survive.

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Hey aussie from the previous bread, didn't you guys start locking down early? Also how much cross country travel is there usually? I feel like your sparse population makes it far easier to mitigate spread.

Re posting for your edification.

Y'all niggers think Chinese have magic abilities to detect a new virus or something. The actual facts of the cases are that in December, doctors in Wuhan noticed a strange new disease - people with respiratory failure, acute pneumonia, etc. They alerted the Chinese CDC, who alerted the WHO, samples were taken, took a while to find that indeed there was a new virus at work, the genome was sequenced, shared around the world with specialists, WHO sent teams to Wuhan to investigate, etc. Some people thought it was a recurrence of SARS, like the doctor who was briefly censored. Also keep in mind that the latency of the virus is almost two weeks. Yet you pretend like from the first outset of the case they should have known exactly what it was and what it was capable off? Madness.

It was actually lightning fast to figure out the virulence and severity of the virus by late January, and to shut down the entire economy because of it.

Ten million Americans declare unemployment in two weeks and all your government does is give you a $1,200 “advance” on your tax return while bailing out corporations with the largest wealth transfer ever. Your rights are evaporating, your government has failed to provide the bare minimum social safety nets during a very manageable pandemic, your nation’s billionaire class has been growing wealthier and wealthier while most of you would struggle to pay a $1000 emergency bill, but sure, China is your real enemy.

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haha brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Is Alex jones right about everything lads? I’m scared to live in this dystopian future

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>implying there will be survivors left to run the hospitals

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S

SWEDEN UPDATE!

6,078 CASES CONFIRMED, that's 612 new cases since yesterday another record!

469 CASES ON INTENSIVE CARE, that's a increase of 40 cases since yesterday

333 DEATHS FROM CORONA, that's an increase of 51 since yesterday, which i believe is another record

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Some of the households here have aircons. But not that many compare to 1st world countries

China is the biggest one outright lying, Europe is adopting a 'we'll count them when they come in to die' approach, and America will just stop reporting when things start to open up an people begin to forget about the virus

I'm gonna put on an iron shirt, and chase Satan out of earth.
I'm gonna send him to outer space, to find another race.

>do nothing about it
>omg why are things so bad

War can be good for econony, look at USA around WW2. I don't see how anyone can win of this

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HERD BROS

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Some people say it is to stop the virus completely, others say it is to slow it down. The leaders don't seem to even give a picture of what the end goal is. I have a feeling they have no fucking clue what they are doing or why.

CORONA VIRUS IS NEARLY 100% FATAL
15-21 DAYS AFTER YOU'RE DIAGNOSED YOU'RE DEAD
CHINA WAS LIEING ABOUT ITS NUMBERS
THIS IS WHY GOVERNMENTS ARE PANICING ALL OVER THE WORLD
TWEET THIS TO OBAMA

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You are already dead

this is such a good webm

BUENOS AIRES IS FUCKED
>BUENOS AIRES IS FUCKED
BUENOS AIRES IS FUCKED
>BUENOS AIRES IS FUCKED

THOUSANDS OF OLD PEOPLE IN THE STREETS WAITING TO GET PAID IN THE BANKS,2 WEEKS OF LOCKDOWN BOTCHED BY THE JEW FUCKING BANKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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CORONAVIRUS CAN BE INFECTED FROM CAT TO CAT, BUT NOT TO DOGS
>CORONAVIRUS CAN BE INFECTED FROM CAT TO CAT, BUT NOT TO DOGS
CORONAVIRUS CAN BE INFECTED FROM CAT TO CAT, BUT NOT TO DOGS
>CORONAVIRUS CAN BE INFECTED FROM CAT TO CAT, BUT NOT TO DOGS
CORONAVIRUS CAN BE INFECTED FROM CAT TO CAT, BUT NOT TO DOGS
>CORONAVIRUS CAN BE INFECTED FROM CAT TO CAT, BUT NOT TO DOGS
CORONAVIRUS CAN BE INFECTED FROM CAT TO CAT, BUT NOT TO DOGS

>abc.es/ciencia/abci-coronavirus-puede-contagiarse-gato-otro-pero-no-entre-perros-202004022037_noticia.html

CATS BTFO, DOGS MASTER RACE WINS AGAIN

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The valid points of criticisms you levy against the US does not detract from how much chinese cock you suck.

If you r in med school you r promoted to doctor now in italy

Sone of them though hrrd was a good idea. They have no clue what to do

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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

streamable.com/fugn80

>non ce la faccio

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How the fuck do they sleep in 30 fucking degrees temperature then...

HOAX ALERT

0.25% of Spain is infected. Its way too late for a lockdown

Are more than half of them still somalis? I'm fine with those numbers if the primary diseased are still somalis.

Not that much worse than in countries with the quarantine

Dr. Faci's job is to say bigger numbers so when the comparatively smaller numbers for in he can act surprised

Can't wait for Giovanni Zoomerati to floss over my putrefying corpse

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Top quality propaganda

ALBERTO LA PUTA QUE TE PARIÓ!

Get sick.
Recover.
Get back to work.
Wash hands between patients.
No PPE required.
Welcome to 1347.

I wish, make it 30% and you're MUCH closer to the actual number

source?

>Are more than half of them still somalis?
Doubt it user
They only said that early when there were 40 deaths and 15 of them were Somalians
But hopefully that trend has continued

Yup. Really shows how abnormal and fucked this is

it IS the third world war

or at least the 1929 equivalent before it

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Where are the full March unemployment numbers

We have electric fans fortunately. They are much cheapier compared to aircons

trying to not collapse hospitals

Read this:

falsificationofhistory.co.uk/by-shannon-and-john/covid-19-the-real-truth/

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Preventing the healthcare sector from collapsing. People aren't going to stop having other ailments just because corona is around. Secondary objective is to grab some of those sweet sweet emergency enacted powers that will never be undone.

did the swedes get too cocky not locking down

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ASK ELON MUSK he's accepting help requests on his twatter

WARNING!
If you are a medical professional in the USA, do not travel to another state to give aid. Stay in your state and help your people. Do not allow other states to brain drain your state's medical staff.

The numbers get updated every day on this website, 2pm Swedish time
experience.arcgis.com/experience/09f821667ce64bf7be6f9f87457ed9aa

I dont know if its gonna be much use to you since its in Swedish

we have been in Lockdown since the day 9th of March, doesn't seem to be doing much and probably at least 25% of Spain is infectede considering how many politicians got infected which also means mortality rate is way lower

obedience training

>Bill criticizing someone for being a little smirky wannabe-expert

The irony

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REMINDER IT MUTATES FASTER THAN THE FLU
>REMINDER IT MUTATES FASTER THAN THE FLU

nextstrain.org/ncov
>Showing 2856 of 2856 genomes sampled between Dec 2019 and Mar 2020.

nextstrain.org/flu/seasonal/h3n2/ha/2y
>Showing 2151 of 2151 genomes sampled between Dec 2013 and Mar 2020.

NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST FIRE WORKERINOS!!!!

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i thought he called the corona hysteria dumb

Includes crisis actors in Ecuador

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China is lying enough for everyone, so it really doesn't matter. In addition, everyone is testing and getting false positives. As in all those other cornoaviruses are being labeled as COVID-19 when they are not COVID-19. There's a shit load of those too and they are always making the rounds as cold viruses anyway.

Flatten the curve bro :)

This boomer is soo much trying not to lose all his stock asset value

This is you too faggot

Hello again Xill. Nice update to your pasta. None of what burgercommand has been doing is surprising though. From the bailouts to trying to erode our rights fog in a pot style. That doesn't mean china isn't a real adversary though. That's still true; they've proven it by their actions and conspicuous inactions. And, for the record, the CCP isn't your friend either.

6 gorillion non-essential
6 gorillion army of the unemployed
6 gorillion potential raiders, rioters to spark one fire

Considering it can bind to ACE2 with a higher affinity than even the original SARS, I wouldn't estimate that the fatality is anywhere lower than SARS' which was 11%

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A lot of people relocate to the mountain city of Baguio during summer to avoid the heat

Is he gonna give n95 masks to other countries?

You love to see it

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>archive.is/Em4Pj
Dont forget that once all this is over Ameripoors will get poorer and they all got guns and will kill eachother, except the richfags kek, depop agenda 101

Feels good having a secure job right now!

>doesn't seem to be doing much
I know it's shit but have to face reality: without the lockdown things would be a lot worse, by an unimaginable margin

So it might be necesary, post lockdown, continue with some measures for the virus not to spread again. Or is there any study showing that the people who got infected once, have a lower probabiltity of getting infected again?

r u still exporting wheat ?

The government glow niggers here will call you a China shill for speaking the truth.
I love it when every government the world over will get exposed for all the gay ops, and people are gonna start noticing who benefits the most from the government faggotry.
The next 5 years are gonna be entertaining.

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Only one thing left to do. Unleash the Stockholmers in the ghettos.
youtube.com/watch?v=3tY3MLKCt_w

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HE DELIVERED SLEEP APNEA MACHINES TO NYC INSTEAD OF VENITALATORS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Bill's right you know.
I should have realized this sooner.

The White House is trying to say that 1% of the US population would have died if it had not been for the lockdowns.
They're promoting hysteria so that they can look good once the numbers don't reach that high.

If US deaths aren't 1500 today, then nothingburger confirmed

>tfw it was estimated we would have 15-20k MINIMUM by the end of march infected
>only 3k

Wholesome. Spuds and pints are the cure lads, only tee total retards got infected

Yeah this year there will be record harvest

Interesting
makes me wonder how accurate worldometers.info/coronavirus/ is

he's correct, panic is dumb.

Reminder that Bill is on the FBI's terrorist watchlist because he threatened Fauci LOL

How big is the military deployment there so far?

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Baguio is so crowded that you wish you just stayed in manila...

idk but he's lending ventilators for example

How big is your CVG folder, /cvg/?
Mine's just tipped over 2GB recently.

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Good morning!

Graph of 2 weekly death numbers of the Netherlands.
>not even 2018 flu season levels

NOTHING

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>only ~10% increases
Baby stuff. It hasn't even begun for land of the cucks.

rly? source? kek if true

>469 CASES ON INTENSIVE CARE

Where are you seeing this? I've been looking at C19.se, and they've stopped updating IVA.

>333 DEATHS FROM CORONA
C19 says 350 deaths, +43 since yesterday.

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Scotland 03/04/20
New cases: 399
New deaths: 46
Total cases: 3001
Total deaths: 172

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social distancing and masks will mitigate yes

>normalfaggots thinking this is gonna blow over and everything will just return to normal.

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Recently watched a nice video on how to clean products that you buy from stores.
So far which helps to disinfect are.
>soap solution
>80% vodka
>Hydrogen peroxide 0.5-3% (for 100 ml, add 450 ml water)
Add one of these to mist sprayers and it should help on cleaning these products. Just spray on it and let it dry.
Plastic bags can also be disinfected. Or you can just leave your food to just stay for about 4-5 days. In refrigerators or freezers, the virus won't die. Fabric shopping bag, face masks can be disinfected in a 70 C oven for 1-2 hours.

This has to be a joke

Why?

Why did you do that?

The climate is really nice tho

he said that in february before the outbreak he was a nothingburger fag

>we totally weren't late, actually we were too early, I swear you fucking westerners
Imagine getting fucked by jews, losing your face and then shifting the blame on jewish puppets
Oh wait, you don't have to imagine that

thank you, it is hard to go up against professional glowies being only an amateur

ok I saw it. well shit but better than nothing.

gizmodo.com/elon-musks-bipap-machines-may-be-better-than-nothing-a-1842653470

CPAP machines can also be used ad alternative for ventilators. But not as effective like ventilators.

Good morning. I feel so much mentally better and relaxed now that I realized this whole thing is being overblown by the media. This is no worse than the 2017-2018 flu season.

If people went back to work it'd have blown over 2 months ago. The only problem here is the fear mongering nothing burger.

>you can see the rising curve
>nothing

By not being a poor shitter. Hopefully the president do his promise and kill the poor already. The overpopulation is what's killing this country. Not enough resources and the population density is too high

... and the rest of the world is playing along because they want to make trump look good?
is that your theory?
stfu, retard.

This Chinese girl told the truth, you know?

youtu.be/b-57zREt2N0

gizmodo.com/elon-musks-bipap-machines-may-be-better-than-nothing-a-1842653470

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Post your doggos to celebrate

I know someone who knows someone who died of corona a few days ago. She was old and has many grandkids. Sad.

Not the aussie from the previous thread, but the Sydney to Melbourne air route is in the Top 10 busiest routes in the world, most of our infections are from Aussies returning home when ordered to do so by the Government, the majority returning from the US with the virus.

LOCKDOWN IMMINENT
> LOCKDOWN IMMINENT
LOCKDOWN IMMINENT
> LOCKDOWN IMMINENT
twitter.com/TravelGov/status/1245854753025736704?s=20

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>Elon Musk promised ventilators. These are BRAAP machines.

archive.is/DL5nc
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If they have a pump on them then they can be adapted.

Scared about the economy bro’s

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no, he bought off brand CPAP's which sell at 1/10the the price (discouraged in COVID cases because they spread the virus around and damage lungs) and pretended they were ventilators. He was a fraud and is still a fraud.

Damn, I'm only at 635MB. But I don't generally save webms.

I mean it will, just depends on what your definition of normal is. If you really think were all gonna be confined in our houses until the sun burns or its gonna kill everyone on the planet you're a retard

air travel probably

>old grandmother dies
Sad, but expected. Glad she had many grandkids. How many children do you have so far?

Everyone is shilling their own shitty meme countries because they know whoever is LEAST fucked by this virus will come out the winner

The Chinks aren't fooling anyone

Why are we shutting down the world economy and who long will it take to get it back now that everyone knows nothing will happen? I think we should just pretend March and April never happened. No one lost their job, nothing was foreclosed etc.

Anybody who believes this shit is beyond redeemable.

I take it they mean from other countries? Not interstate? I'm all for closing US boarders.

things will be different but most definitely normal, I stand my ground on this and I'm willing to bet it will happen sooner than we think in Europe

>tfw I can tell she's a mainland chink just by looking at her face

Chinks in general are annoying but mainlanders are downright inhuman

Based and smugpilled.

Fuck off, chink

Years.
Many, many years.

Yeah, right. Tell us another one.

chinks confirmed for being asian jews

Someone posted a google drive with loads of videos from china about 2 months ago. I grabbed 90% of them. But, they needed converted to webm for posting.

The English speaking countries of the world are un-ironically thinking of shutting down their economies for six months.

Yea he sent 1200 discontinued BRAP machines, at least they're not completely useless, they can be used on non-critical patients for a few days until they need a real ventilator so there's that I guess.

bananas

im gonna use the crash as an opportunity to invest once this blows over, as the boomers die I will tread into their place

Bipaps are not completely useless, you can modify them to pump oxygen very easily, at least to free high end ventilators for newly arrived patients.

SOLOMON ISLANDS FTW

LMAO LARPERS DON'T EVEN HAVE SOLOMON ISLANDS IPs AND FLAGS FOR THEIR VPNS

BUNCHA DYING LARPING LOSERS

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Ecuador is lying big time

It will be fine. Do you think that money or goods just evaporate? Things shift, learn to shift with them and you'll land on your feet.

>Ford Motor Co extends the suspension of vehicle and engine production at most of its manufacturing sites in Europe to May 4 due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

There goes Ford

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL OUR SECOND PLACE, FUCKING PAELLAS!!!

10.000 NEW CASES IN A FEW HOURS, THEN YOU WILL SEE!!!

ITALIA NUMERO UNO!
ITALIA NUMERO UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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again late to the party, we in wafflestan gave this advisory three weeks ago

nuuuuuu!

Ok so update on my dad

It's been 1 week he's at the ICU, they said they reduced the respirator to 50%, but he had difficulties waking up from the coma. They said they were thinking about putting him on the belly for better oxygenation. They said it takes 15 days to 3 weeks, maybe more for more serious cases like my dad. Asked them if they had hope for a betterment they said yes otherwise they would have stopped treatments. They said difficulty to wake up from coma is common, especially for the virus.
My dad had called the hospital way before the first respiratory issues appear, telling them the symptoms he had (diarrhea loss of appetite loss of smell), they would keep telling him it's not the virus. So I told my dad to get to hospital as soon as he felt anything, and even though he could breathe he felt a slight discomfort. I hear stories of people unable to breathe on the spot

Why has Trump put a millennial slum landlord who barely graduated HS in charge of the Coronachan response?

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Not that many military personnels in sight in my city. But the presence of police is high. We have checkpoints on the major highways and even in exits that are usually no vehicles pass through

Bipaps can be very useful too

Avengers btfo

BIG FAT BAT TATS!

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>china stronk!
lololol

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>they're not completely useless
Yes they are they spread the virus into the air. Once you hook people up you're basically infecting all your staff.

This is off topic but I need help. I am phoneposting right now and when I wanted to select a file to upload I found a pdf i never downloaded or made. I tried seaeching for it with my files app but it doesnt find it. I even downloaded a file manager app and the file is still nowhere to be found. I can only find it when I want to upload a pic. Wtf is this can someone explain?

No, no that's not my theory. Never implied that. The rest of the worse is caught up by hysteria as well. Governments are using this to pass draconian laws in times of crisis. Why did Yas Forums stop being critical of the media?
The 2017-2018 flu killed 80k Americans. There is no way this flu will go much beyond that; the only exceptional thing is they there will be people that would have died from the flu that are now dying from this not-a-flu.

why did you suck off a nigger user

We all want to know about the nigger dick you sucked.

Morning, Bill! Don't forget to use your rogaine this morning!

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Retarded, all over barely anything. The virus exists and it can cause complications for people with other life threatening ailments but it really isn't a show stopper. We'd be better prepared for a something burger if we didn't shutdown everything over the fucking sniffles. I've been in my apartment for 3 fucking weeks now and I am losing it.

>chinks pretending being heroes
As much as they say. Chinks boast constantly, but the results that they deliver are complete opposite.

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>now that I realized this whole thing is being overblown by the media.
At least it's not going to get any worse for society than this, right? Some lockdowns, some essential services closed, we have to keep social distance, but that's not so bad. It will all be over by summer.

The herd is herdeling..

There are these things.....things called "filters" you can apply to prevent that. You don't need to be MacGyver to do it.

Sorry to hear that, dude. Hope everything works out for you guys

God bless your dad user. I hope he recovers quickly. Here in our country the death rate is much higher than the recovery rate. We our fucked

Why are people so eagerly trying to deny or downplay this pandemic?

Not an alternative really, they can only help those that have difficulty breathing but not yet at the point of being unable to breath on their own, re-purposing anesthesia machines as a substitute is a much better option.

welcome to the adobe botnet

She tries so hard to make her facial expression seem warm and friendly but her eyes are so cold and hostile

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>I've been in my apartment for 3 fucking weeks now and I am losing it.
lol ngmi

Btw did anyone ask Bezos? I can't believe all those billionaires are not giving shit to save their workers's lives

Our country is large, but our population is heavily urbanized. The majority live in Sydney or Melbourne with 90% of the remainder living in the next 5 biggest cities.

We live close to and have a lot of "Australian citizens" ( born and raised in China and dont even speak english) who flew back from China after Chinese New Year and brought it with them.

>Why did Yas Forums stop being critical of the media?
We've been following this since before it was on the media's radar, retard.

Yeah, for aerolizing the virus

Fuck the illuminati, pay me to be silent or I will keep exposing the truth

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i feel dirty now, and it's not my fault!

Electric fans aren't so bad, especially at night, as long as you have good ventilation. I have an aircon , but I only use it half the time since a fan's good enough.

Because in the US criminals and thieves are rewarded with ever higher positions and bonuses.

Example: current Citygroup CEO who will manage the corona bailout funds (into his pockets) was also in charge of the TARP program after 2008, which under the guise of saving people with mortgages actually evicted millions so the banks could buy up cheap real estate.
cnbc.com/2020/04/01/citigroup-ceo-says-bank-is-working-around-the-clock-on-small-business-relief.html

>helped

kek they gave Europe their failed batches of masks and tests that don't work and are completely useless in 80-100% of cases.

Because it doesn't fit their worldview of 'oh boy, everything's fine, i love my life, nothing can go wrong in this world'

Now they face a real threat to all of us, and don't want to believe it.

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Your dad sounds like a real fag, desu.

Wdym adobe botnet? The file is called "Minecraft account Shop" I never played minecraft.

shoo-shoo, wumao
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Thanks for the info.

Duterte Harry isn't fucking around

Yeah, China is really saving everybody by selling off defective medical equipment and desperately screaming their schizo propaganda. Real fucking heroes.

China "helped" by giving out faulty equipment lmao

Fuck the CIA, pay me for my silence

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risi

you're going to encase patients face in filters?

How long until they confirm cat to human transmission is possible? I mean human to cat and cat to cat tranmission is proved to be possible, and the virus replicates completely fine inside of cats to the point of causing symptoms in them, its only a matter of time really

CATS BTFO

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>only have 2 GB every month on my phone for internet
>already used up 800 MB because work is fucking boring now
If I browse Yas Forums all day every day without opening pictures, will I be fine with just 1200 MB until the end of the month?

Thats a really dumb curve because of the population number in USA. It has to be in percent YOU STUPID NIGGER

Am I the only one with an science degree in /cvg/? tf

>Just pretend this never happened!
Too late, we made our graves by giving into the hysteria surrounding this flu*, now LIE IN IT.

*Yes, coronaviruses make up 10-14% of what is known as "the flu" every year, despite the misnomer. This novel coronavirus will not prove to be much worse. 80k Americans died from the 2017-2018 flu. This virus is tatgetting through same demographics.

>Why did Yas Forums stop being critical of the media?

Why do you post this waste of space if you dont even know that we have been on this before media even accept the trouble and actually was a nothingburguer that said to everyone that it was nothing major

channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/covid19-workplaces-close-april-one-month-12606684
Most workplaces to close for one month from Apr 7 to curb spread of COVID-19

Sorry everyone we failed. Time to shut it down.
May you all survive this.

You seem to have it pretty well under control so far. Having ever state do it's own thing here for so long fucked everything up, especially with how air travel get's hubbed through a few major locations, it basically bounced out of control and now even rural areas are starting to get cases.

Someone told me nearly 4 million people repatriated to Australia since this shit started.

Percentages you say? Sure, no problem!

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China was using extreme draconian measures back in January and they did that to lockdown their cities over 750 million people over the virus. /cvg/ has been following upon the research allocated by fellow tripfags and anons, and doesn't follow up to MSM'S fearmongering. They were not even shilling the panic since January, and /cvg/ was always giving us the insider information.

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>a pdf
>but the filename is
thank you for the cycles

What does this plannedemic is trying to achieve? Fighting global warming?