Why are cats the most Yas Forums approved pet?

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The dog is too submissive, a cat feels more like a person. It's gratitude and loyalty being very low pretty much seals the deal.

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Dogs are for narcissists

cats also carry a dangerous parasite that causes mental illness

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They aren't slaves unlike d*gs.

House cats are like spics and niggers. They mooch off of you without giving anything in return.
Cats are only acceptable if you use them for pest control.

They aren't. Weak onions boys and childless roasties own cats. Real men own a good, strong dog breed like a German shepard or golden retriever.