I have coronavirus AMA

I was fine, my dad wasnt, but he is now. Dont die user, i didnt and so can you.

What's it feel like? What were you doing 2 weeks ago?

It was shitty for one day really. Fever got close to 104 and I went to the hospital. Could barely walk I was so weak.

But after that day it hasn't been bad. Headaches are pretty bad but I'm not coughing much and have only had a mild fever. Feels like a shitty cold right now but that one day was scary.

u ded yet?

Only place I could have gotten it from is the grocery store. Havent been anywhere else the past 3 weeks.

Unless you're 80 or have aids you have more of a chance dying of choking on your food today.

If any of you are worried about getting it, stock up on Pedialyte Advanced. Not great tasting but felt a lot better after my brother bought me a case. Think it has zinc and shit in it.

How long did it take you to feel good again?

What about contact with friends family neighbors etc?

Mega dose vitamin C

show me the stats on that

I remember playing Home front and recalled a viral outbreak before the invasion

I warned you. You coukd have prevented this! Now hallucinate that picture of Ron Paul for a second

Absolutely and totally false.
Are you scared?

u ded yet?

No. We were told to work from home at the beginning of March. And the state went into lockdown shortly after. The only place I went was the grocery store. Stayed away from my parents before because they are on immunosuppresants

Have you been self isolating and social distancing over the last 2-4 weeks? Where do you think you got it?

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Can you post any paperwork? I don't disbelieve you but...

Not anymore. It seems to be getting better. I was pretty scared the day I went to the hospital because my fever was so high. My shirt was covered in sweat.

Lol BTFO

I go to the beach everyday, ride public transit, eat take out, etc
Covid is for cucks

Shit, I’m in the same boat pretty much. My area is still fairly low in terms of confirmed cases, less than 50 as of yesterday, I’ve seen maybe 3 people wearing masks/gloves. I went to the grocery store last weekend for milk/produce, next time I go I’m masking up for sure. Idgaf if I am the only one in the whole store wearing one

u ded yet?

Stop repeating old kike propaganda from February. It's not the end of the world, but it's not "just a flu bro" either.

show proof you faggot. until you show proof with timestamp, you are just a faggot larper

>How the fuck did you manage to get tested / what state are you in?
It’s not like the hospitals are packed like theater the night before a Star Wars movie comes out. Hospitals are empty.
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As long as you're not old + a smoker you should be fine. I'm fairly sure I had covid19 this/last week, its a bit tougher to breathe. I had whooping cough as a kid so my lungs were already fucked up, you should be fine.

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u still gay?

It is not true, there would not be people spraying every nation across the East and South with bleach and chlorine spray.

I've heard people feel like they're getting better then feel worse again. Have you read/heard many accounts of others? I'd be a bit scared if I had it. What is your age?

Any op that starts with not a larp should be trusted implicitly.
No larp

30. Are you being serious or just fucking with me?

Yeah retard in anticipation of cases people are being extra careful and so when people go in with COVID19 they are usually processed as outpatients after any urgent care and stabilization is acquired. They have refrigerated trucks and they aren't marked with the swine flu... Ive been inside with everyone else in my city for like 3 weeks now and nobody is budging. The hospital has not been overwhelmed but it will be soon as they open the streets. Hopefully people will just look at Italy, or Iran, S Korea, China, and take this seriously as in logistic concerns
>Source: not a fucking moron

How many days after experiencing symptoms did you start to feel better? And also, did you get a sore throat/trouble breathing?

u ded yet?

Nah, serious. People say they think the worst is behind them, then they get really weak and sick again. Ebola was like that but much more extreme. They'd be getting ready to discharge someone because they seemed better, next thing you know they find them dead. I'm sure you'll be just fine though champ. See 'This American Life' podcast, episode 698. Or don't. You should probably get some sleep.

I felt better after that first shitty day. So I guess it was a one day thing and then just cold symptoms.

Had a cough and would be out of breath walking across the room. But no trouble breathing when not moving. Throat is sore but that's probably from coughing. The headache is really the only shitty symptom right now

>The hospital has not been overwhelmed but it will be soon as they open
We are being TOLD NOW hospitals are being over run NOW. So much so that CBS has to use footage from an Italian hospital to make the case.
Source - someone whose fucking paying attention

No he's not, I've heard that too. But it's before you had any fever. You're in the clear I'm pretty sure.

Stop sucking weird cocks OP

>Fever got close to 104
>But after that day it hasn't been bad
Hopefully that means the fever did its job and you're on the recovery side. Its the cold, so treat it like the cold. Fluids and get lots of rest

No proof provided and yet the thread still lives?

It's a beautiful day to be a Larp,
A beautiful day to be a Larp,
Would you believe I have The CCP Virus? Could you believe?

It's a beautiful day to be Larp,
A Larper day for a beauty,
Would you believe me? Could you believe me?

I didnt want to have The CCP virus
I dont really have The CCP virus

So let's Larp on this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you believe me? Could you believe me?
Can you believe I have The CCP virus?

Won't you please, won't you please,
Please won't you believe I have The CCP virus.

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All I have is my wristband from the hospital with a qr code on it that shows my name and a thermometer they gave me for some reason

They gave me a sheet that had the county website telling me what to do and when to call. Honestly after my temperature went down they wanted me out of there right away

Some fat black nurse brought me graham crackers too for some reason

u ded yet?

what does it feel like
have you tried a really fucking hot curry.
i felt a bit funny yesterday. had a curry.
my cock burned, i had the infamous ring of fire. absolutely fine now.

Had it, it tricks you into felling better when ya lay down, that's how it gets the lungs, bio-weapon. Ya gotta walk it off literally.

>gave me something
These are the new slide threads. Answers vague and no real info. I hope you die, nigger.

YOU WILL SURVIVE
NOW GET IN HERE

SOCIALISM VS CAPITALISM
GET THE FUCK IN HERE

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Liar.

LARP. Provide us something or shut the fuck up.

yeah show us the mammie paw bringing you the graham cracker

>hur dur first in line means I'll get tested

Physically getting there isn't the issue. The issue is rationed tests and people needing special criteria to be approved to he tested by the CDC. The harder they made it be tested the lower the number of confirmed cases which protect the stock market. Doctors note, proof of contact with infected person, if they were a stranger their contact info so they can confirm the total stranger you got a phone number from because they breathed by you are infected. I think they've lessened strict qualifiers now because normies were ready to riot over rich and their pet ball throwing niggers getting tests ASAP while everyone else had to wait.

I don't know what pill they gave me man. Probably Tylenol?

Only people who eat that shit are you, paki cockworshipper.

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING LARP

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Where I live (ATX) even someone I know who has been exposed to 3 confirmed covid-positives and is showing symptoms like high fever/difficulty breathing/dry cough/chest tightness, plus immuno-compromised, cannot get a test and was told to keep going to their essential job where they are in contact with other people unless this gets any worse.

They are only testing those with the most severe symptoms and going into ICU, or nurses/police/fire fighters.