/cvg/ Corona Virus General 2879

Checked.
9/11 style commission?
You mean a cover-up?

Starting to think this is a something burger!

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Gary

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Forever burg...

how delete?

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every time you blame china, a cia agent somewhere cooms

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Canned Food is good if you have money. Bean also

Who /comfy/ here?

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THIS WIRUS IS ALL HUMPTY DRUMPHIES FAULT!!!
Also, China numba wan.

Reminder to wash your hands after disposing of your local chink.

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All those "Gorący kubek" type of things might spice up your diet a bit

I would coom inside her till she vomits my coom

how delete post?

Remember the January Travel Ban and the racist calling.

>1 hour breads
>argie baker dead
>thread quality down the drain
/cvg/ is dead.

My sister keeps bringing up how she walked in on me masturbating a few days ago.

We just built the largest ICU hospital in the world
Eurofags seething

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Sacrifice yourself to Corona chan by f-

this doesn't help me delete my post... pelase help

Better than a Mossad agent cooming, when you blame Christians.
nytimes.com/2020/03/27/opinion/coronavirus-trump-evangelicals.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage

Going to have to queue to get into the supermarket as of Monday:

>Queuing to do your supermarket shop may become the new norm as supermarkets move to limit shopper numbers in a new COVID-19 social distancing measure from next week.

>Supermarkets giant Woolworths will introduce new customer limits in stores on Monday, which will likely cause queues outside stores.

>The tighter measures are also reportedly to be introduced by Coles from next week as well.

Fuck that shit, all I need is bread and milk, I buy my meat etc from the butcher.

And I'm cooming to. Death to China

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I’LL NEVER LET YOU GO!

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if he does that... he can't help me delete post...

Corona is mainstream and global
job is done

Looks like a convention center

Why does she have an entire box of napkins on her computer desk?

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Deenz+rice+cholula is all you really need.
youtu.be/LlORfF81ZHM

operation last breath is an outstanding success i see

awww thank you.... but i want to delete the post... let me go so i can....

>she

>2,856 different strains have been sequenced
What are the implications of this

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>do an early travel ban
>sit on your ass for two months
that's how you waste whatever time a travel ban buys you

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>6 feet social distance
>markets have item limits
>empty shelves everywhere
>employees without masks
>city isn't big and has infected

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terrible, it's hard to make sense of whats happening in the world and I didnt eat right and I had phlegm this morning so that scared me good.
why would anyone help you do that?
just press buttons until something pops up.

What are the chances of the quarantine tightening up this weekend?
In my state damn near every job is considered essential.

I see an ICU without any ICU equipment
1/10 would not want to be sick in

Just close your browser user
Its too late now

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Impressive. Do you have the poos to operate it though?

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did it work?

>251720188
oh no not again

>China provides too much trade to us, just be patient with them.

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*limited travel ban on some passengers from China

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>Steam games I never played installed
>Terace cleaned and flowers sown out
>Wide selection of foods and drank stocked
>All of Star Trek, Stargate, Firefly and Galactica on DVD
>CD to last me for years
I've subconsciously prepared for this all my life it seems.

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alright, closed and reopened... is it gone?

fucking based

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Checked
You know exactly what it is implying

You'll let go very soon :)

Cute cubicles to coof in

Tbf he sit on his ass for one month and panic much sooner than I expected ( Declared National Emergency in late-Feb )

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>If we stop trading with China, where will we get our food?

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no it isn't there is a clear slowdown preceding the plateau in stead of an exponential that suddenly stops you innumerate

A lot of people are still saying that the Coronavirus is not dangerous at all or that lockdown measures are too overblown. Fuck them and their families. How hard can it be to stay at home?

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fucking based? what is it based in?

i miss January cvg

Yeah I can’t see it anymore, good to see you are learning!

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Im going to tell you if you stop posting.

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>China promised that they would help us, just trust them.

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nypost.com/2020/04/02/scientists-believe-they-found-potential-coronavirus-vaccine/

What now?

i see... how delete post?

Someone update the OP numbers please. Its 1,018,985 (+3,920) and 53,292 (+125)

+80k? why didn't it reset?

>No more Pomelos
>Boomer suicide rates through the roof

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oh... you deleted it? i still see it...

How many days have we been stuck at over 9000 vaccine announcements? Four days? Five days?

>corona becoming a valubale collectors item

declaring a national emergency means shit without a national lockdown
which still has not been declared by the way

The one (1) guy who updates it is dead.

Its there now, still not sure what they are up to - this feels at odds with what we're seeing

Something about this all feels weird desu

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Oh no, Gary's using mind control!

>Fineburg further told CNN that the virus could linger in the air, warning, “If you generate an aerosol of the virus with no circulation in a room, it’s conceivable that if you walk through later, you could inhale the virus… But if you’re outside, the breeze will likely disperse it.”

can aerosolize inside.

pretty sure that just deletes the person... not the post...

how delete post?

At the end of this, China should be held accountable.
euronews.com/2020/03/29/netherlands-recalls-hundreds-of-thousands-of-defective-chinese-face-masks

1 Mil out yet?

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That's just a large field hospital. We've got a couple of those set up at airports. Usually they intentionally don't build them that large to minimize spread.

Why do liberals actually believe Trump is responsible for the corona virus? Who is telling them this? Did CNN say this?

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you mean argiebro?

quarantines started to pop up in my small city, I am fucked

Wotc plz no change

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yeH he's dead :/ died of corona. sorry user.

OH SHIT!!!!!

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but how does this delete a post?

whenever i'm browsing I can make the threads, tell me what needs to be updated, and i'll put threads in the oven.

WHAT THE FUCK

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>order masks intended for non-medical use
>these are not suited for medical use wtf!

also why do i suddenly have to do 15 captcha

Yes

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Already have a number of variants.

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Did all this made you more hostile toward China and chinese people?

FUCK CHINA!
I LIVE IN NYC AND THIS CHINESE VIRUS IS TAKING AWAY EVERYTHING I LOVE

Stop using golf as a negative, cover the facts honestly and without using something so innocent and it makes a bigger impact.

see pic
immunity never ever

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>Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
whoever responsible will pay dearly for this, THEY WILL PAY.

its not taking away my post...

how delete post?

go out get shot flips!

Japan cases are starting to grow...

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>Did all this made you more hostile toward China and chinese people?
FUCK CHINA!!! THEY LIED, PEOPLE DIED

I can tell you from an ocean away that noone but a few shrieking idiots and the man himself want to make this about him.

Not realy. I just feel vindicated in my hatered to them

Ok

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yes and hopefully this exposes the commies to the world for who they truly are

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

i think hate and pointing fingers will come later

do we really not have a failsafe with argiefag dead? i can take over maybe...but not to the extent he did...

FUCK CHINA!!
FUCK CHINA!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!!
ALL THIS DEATH AND SUFFERING IS ALL CHINA'S FAULT

It's for >4k ICU patients and is just the excess that London hospital can't accommodate
oh and we are doing the same in Birmingham, Bristol, Cardiff, Manchester, Glasgow and Harrogate too
I get the feeling we are not going to keep deaths under 20k as we hoped

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okay clock... tell me... how delete post?

Most country didn't declare national lockdown until it is too late so that not unique to US but I agree that Trump could do much more than he is now ( an okay-ish job). Let's see if he actually use this chance for border control and to pull out of China.

I actually need to go outside today to get groceries

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They grow up so fast :^)

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THERE ARE 76 CASES OF CORONA IN MY ZIP CODE!!! THAT'S IT WE'RE FUCKED!!!

CHINA TELL ME HOW DELETE POST?!?!

Makes me feel validated now that people are being open about their hatred for ‘em

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There was a Belgian and an American that did a decent job.

doug ford is going to tell the truth about ontario today
you'll know why he drinks

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It's good thatr schoomer is asking for help from the combine advisors

yeah... but they didn't tell me how to delete post...

how delete post?

has the full version been made that combines that gif with this one?

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>that image
Corpse printer go brrrrrr

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FUCK CHINA!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!!
THIS VIRUS IS TAKING AWAY EVERYTHING I LOVE TO DO

THOSE COMMIE FUCKS GIVE ME ANSWER

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Yes although imagine liking China in the first place

Morning Gary!

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There are other brands of deenz, you silly windmill.

Do you have spices? Spices will unironically keep you sane and are good for your body. Oregano, basil, thyme, parsley, pepper, salt, sage, savory, bay, papirika, chili powder, nutmeg, clove, cinnamon, ginger. If you have those you can make a huge range of dishes.

>mortuary right beside the entrance
kek

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:T i suppose i can bake a couple tonight & update everything
i used to do hundreds of OPs over at /vg/

It's not supposed to be interesting, it's sposed to keep you fed.

THIS VIRUS IS ALL CHINA'S FAULT
CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED!!!

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Cooking deer since 6am

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>order masks intended for non-medical use

That is not what happened, Ling Ling. This is just more Ching Chong Ping Ling bullshit from the worst country on the planet. The Chinese are so evil that they consider it a moral duty to steal from you.

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yeah... maybe they took away your love... but they didn't take away my post...

how delete post? maybe you fall in love with my post?

Read a book, dumb fuck.

>a glass pyramin without the top
Im feeling queasy

FUCK CHINA!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!!

Iceland found that 50% positive tests of theirs were asymptomatic people.

>newfag detected

HAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHDHDHDFHSIGORJDJFKEOFPGFJFAGGFNIFGEGERFUAGOT

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Don't you get it, if a jew can eat it, then it has jew germs! OMG, I'M BREATHING JEW AIR! HELP! HELP!

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FUCK CHINA!!
FUCK CHINA!!
FUCK CHINA!!!!

Most people on vents die though don't they?

Maybe they just set this shit up as a visual piece to make sure people stick to the lockdown

In any case feels like something else is going on here lad

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Are you going to be happy when the world is at war?

i hope milking machine gets added
and then the amount of metal milk containers to count the millions.

i see you smell yourself...

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So a non-American who doesn't talk to Americans is saying that it isn't happening?

enable mobile view
tap on the three vertical dots beside the name Anonymous
press delet post
???
profit

she cute. sauce?

I don't know. I asked the same question before I woke up this morning.

Based, will consider all of these.

I know, I know.

I genuinely believe that it's some weird kind of wave 2 happening in Japan right now. The gap in new cases is incredibly odd. Either that or the gov lied big time.

I get Crysis 2 vibes here

We've had a large spike of cases in the 36 hours, we've been stuck at 250 daily cases for a couple of days, yesterday 400 were diagnosed and we're already at 206 in the morning, looking to breach 500

YES, FUCK CHINA!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!!
CHINA KNOWS WHAT THEY DID AND I LIVE IN NYC
I CANT SEE MY FRIENDS
I CANT DO THE THINGS I LIKE

Switzerland is really fucked too

If you go search June 4 on Baidu they will delete your posts and much, much more
Trust me on this

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>delet post
no delet post button...

>COVID-19 deaths in the country has risen by 932 to 10,935
>The number of confirmed cases has risen by 7,472 to 117,710

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK, SPAIN IS FUCKED

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You might have to go without your milk sandwiches.

I heard smokers have better chance if beating corona in the lungs for some reason...

He's not a newfag. He's a spammer. He did the same thing in last thread

D'oh! Indeed.

FUCK CHINA!!
FUCK CHINA!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!!

you can't trust any of these governments to accurately report what's happening

I don't understand why cvg is so gay. It's supposed to be about the virus not homosexuality

>Pentagon analyzed past epidemics (2017)
>correctly predicted a respiratory pandemic
>listed complications and pitfalls, domestic and global for those unprepared
>had a drafted plan of action if it actually occurred
archive.is/g0mw5

>WH Economists outline concerns of a likely pandemic's impact on US (September 2019)
archive.is/kylmE
Blinded sided indeed, kek.

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These tests turned out to be 30% accurate because imported from China

taking a shit before bed :)

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milk liquid... sandwich solid.... my post still there....

Because thats what it is. A converter Expo centre.

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sauce?

EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT

F

dont eat that western nigger chinese trash

Oh sure nevermind the deaths, the real tragedy is not being able to go slay hipster pussy at the craft brewpub amirite

RIP Matador Bro

Ah, I see, sorry for feeding the troll.

REMEMBER ALL THIS HEARTBREAK AND SUFFERING IS ALL BECAUSE OF CHINA!!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!

Retards still aren't doing social distancing, why the fuck do they need to come breath on the neck of people queueing at the supermarket? thank god for my full p3 mask

thank for defending me... i'll take my bj in a few

No, that would not have been possible given my already considerable contempt and hatred for them.

Personally I think your shithole country has done more lasting damage to human lives and needs to be wiped from the planet immediately
FUCK THE USA
FUCK THE USA
DEATH TO ALL MUTTS

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Have you got a takeaway in the last few weeks bro?

10x multipler impressive

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I heard that you can buy bread and milk through Macca’s drive thrus but dunno if all of ‘em are doing it

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Spain namba 2

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facemasks coated in salt will deactivate viruses trapped in the mask, they hiding this thing from you. Ultra cheap way how to make simple face mask or respirator into VIRUS DESTROYER

>nature.com/articles/srep39956

soak facemask in salty water (with tiny bit of detergent so it helps coat the fibers better), then let it dry completely = you get salt coated facemask which not only traps viruses but destroys them in just few minutes

EXACTLY THIS IS CHINA'S FAULT!!
I GOT TO BIKE TO WORK!!!

can't wait for spanish real estate prices to go down

you heard wrong. you're more susceptible to contract it. same with drinkers.

u got any suggestions?

NYC IS FUCKED!!!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!

F paellas

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get fucked Italy

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I MADE A BOOK. WANNA READ IT?

>freckles and bush
Best thing to come from an EU flag in decades.

the virus crushes your balls
there is that