/aus/pol - madman edition

Look on the brightside, no chinks and work for the dole probably gone

Zero proof, majority of people are morons on here.

.t in the adf

>I SAID WHIP IT
>WHIP IT GOOD
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war always comes on the heels of pestilence and famine

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whos taken the homebrew pill yet?

>but i dont have time!
bullshit, 1 hours of work and 2 weeks waiting time and you have lots of booze

>i cant afford it
yet you can spend $50 for a fucking slab when you could make 4-5 slabs for $50

>i dont know how!
if you can cook, you can homebrew. dont tell me your some obese lazy cunt who only eats take away?

im just waiting on my 4 new cornies to arrive i'm ramping up production now im in lockdown

I'm moving to Australia.

>stuck inside for a few months with all the visual and audio content ever created at your finger tips
>still got your hobbies such as musical instruments, drawing, cooking, working out and what not
>suicide SoOOoOoN
how much of a pussy do you have to be?

none of those are actual arguments, the real argument is
>it tastes like shit

is the double neetbux starting in late april? and is it backdated or it just starts then?

nice, they better be ball lock, fuck pin lock, nothing but trouble with the 2 i have. no one will buy them either, even after converting them to ball locks

based boomer check

My cock is looking better lads. Should be able to get some iso routes in soon

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i think you’re underestimating the chads and stacey’s that are already losing their minds from not being able to socialise and drink together and shit. Just go on instagram and see what the normies are doing in their spare time, people are hosting 12,15,19 people skype calls just so they can keep up their socialising game. They’ll soon get sick of that.
I’ve been talking to chicks on tinder who are legit losing their minds

Just finished watching Alien.

I know this is autistic but this sort of shit annoys me to no end. How is it possible that not a single person involved in the production process for this movie knew the difference between the words "ensure" and "insure"? She's not buying alien insurance ffs

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hi I love aussies

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the first meal you ever cooks tastes like shit. you need to taste some good all grain recipies not that kit shit. kits are for starting out

hows it feel knowing your wasting your money?

>restrictions until october minimum

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What is the best into home brew, a moderately smart, but semi uninterested man like me. Wouldn't mind just taking a couple of litres here and there to my mates places from time to time

the reflectors are specced for them to be legally driven on Australian roads private fucktard

youtube.com/watch?v=YLR26diwP4A

Australian in Poland reporting. Was going to come back in july-august but shit is happening so fast. Hope i will be able to return.

>take xannies
>drive
>crash into two parked cars in a parking lot
I don't want to go to prison.

what do you mean best? you can get a kit and start from there, adding in equipment as your skill level rises, or you can source a ferment, air lock, yeast, ingredients and bottles and do it that way. what do you want to make?

The boomers whose retirement just went bye bye forever; people who were just only hanging on financially making mortgage payments. A few of them will top themselves. Personally I don't have any money and I don't work so i don't care about GDP but there are some people quite emotionally invested in it.

fuck me just rip some cones and watch some cartoons how fucking hard is it. Nah I get it, chads need to get into esports so they can get their sports kick, stacies need to kill themselves in minecraft

i'm not boozing during a pandemic, alcohol lowers your immune system. Last time I got the flu I was drinking and it straight bodied me, I felt like I was going to die.

>legally driven on Australian roads private fucktard
Nope, you keep pretending to know, armchair soldier.
They are proven to be for Taiwan..

sucks to be a weak cunt, what are you doing going places where you could get infected? stay home and get drunk, cunt

they should have known it was a scam from the start, did they not research fractional reserve banking?

yeah there was a boomer in one of these threads the other day who went from 120k to 70k in his super. He posted screenshots. He was like help how do i fix it. Bro it’s game over, they invested it for you and lost.
He was planning to retire in a couple years

I am after 10 litres on average inoffensive beer that my mates can still, with as little effort as possible

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cars should not have been parked there, fault is theirs

>reflectors lad
You realise they arent nation specific right? Or that Australia isnt the only nation to have them. Literally every county has them. Clearly a chink pysop once again.

Moreover even if they were coming here, so what? Its no secret theres 5000 Marines in darwin at any one time.

yeah i had pin locks years ago they were all pepsi kegs, they are different size to ball locks and dont fit in them kegerators properly
I got a few CUB kegs from somewhere but they are a cunt to get inside to clean and move when full

Thank you to the user who sent me the Pepe plushie.

coopers homebrew kit, choose a tin you like and get some hops pellets and boil the wort with them. the addition of hops pellets make the kits much better, but still shit. if you got cashto spend you can get a decent all grain brew in a bag set up going

lmao proven by you raaf boy?
Found a use for those cams besides wearing them to woolies yet?

>BREAD THEME
>fixed
youtube.com/watch?v=rILKm-DC06A

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alcohol causes cancer, heart problems, liver problems and depression/anxiety. hard pass

harden up fairy

They do not need them when they visit our shores as they have waivers for our roads, mister fucktard

ccp ops on suicide watch

Not only this but people are being approved to withdraw money from there super if they need it. Of course boomers are a bit on the retarded side so they will withdraw there 10k. What no one is telling them that this is 10k in todays money. If your super was 200k 2 months ago and now its 100k and you withdraw 10k tomorrow. You are taking out atleast 20k worth of money that no one is telling you. Also taking money out of your super means that the super fund has to sell more stocks. Further adding petrol to the fire.

Sounds like you are upset you didn't score high enough on the aptitude for any roles at the RAAF.

... Wait what?
But... Why?

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put down 18L of ipa the 30th, gonna dry hop tomorrow just before fermen finishes off

yea stick with ball locks for sure. got anything brewing atm? what about future brews?

righto cunt, enjoy being a prude bitch

Some more white pills
>Legally only allowed to visit partner or immediate family. Legally have to work remotely if possible
Police are enforcing trad wifes
>Suicides up?
I bet the opposite will happen, isolation is being praised, normally this makes you a loser and rope mode, now you are responsible member of society.
>Manufacturing will return
>(((Landlords))) getting BTFO
>Bail outs mostly going as cash direct to workers and small businesses
>People no longer dosile from 30 years of never having anything happen
Natural instincts are far stronger than kike brainwashing and verbal trickery

What other things are going to happen anons? I see so much potential from this

chink shills on panic watch

Best VHS rip from Horrific Port Arthur Massacre Footage documentingreality.com/forum/f237/horrific-port-arthur-massacre-footage-84312/
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Jesus what the fuck happened to that dong

coopers pale ale and coopers english bitter. just getting some quick shit done to fill these 4 kegs when they arrive. I need to make some room in my garage to setup the robobrew and need to get a sparge water tank i guess

also causes awesome times u faggot

how come the government can come in and steal all your supplies when you paid for them legally and then set a price to sell them? I thought the U.S was a capitalist system. they can rape you in the medical system for hundreds of thousands of dollars, but you turn it around on them and suddenly you're in the wrong?

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scomo is based, i say it all the time

nice, what are you dry hopping with? im a huge fan of citra and galaxy myself. currently got 15L of some spiced mead going, already racked 3 times, cunt wont be ready to bottle for another 5 months minimum though

the raaf dont do anything, just sit in the hangars playing touch footy and losing spanners
Reckon I hit a nerve with the cam comment, armchair soldier

Their presence in parking there made me anxious, which is why I needed the xannies in the first place.

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Nah, this is the real thread theme..
youtu.be/VUzOg7um5Tg

you can ghetto sparge with your kettle/big pot of water, especially with a robobrew being BIAB on steroids

Eileen Not-So-Smart

still better than the fucking prequels: prometheus and alien: covonant

should’ve replied
>coles is hiring

National Defense Production act

Only thing they can't do is enter and stay at your home. Third amendment of the Constitution

here here

I grew hops this year so I'll try wet hopping got pride of ringwood and cascade, usally for bittering but we'll see how we go, going to dump the dregs off some chinook I have leftover for good measure.

Meads pretty cool, are you using a natural yeast or packaged?

You summed up every branch, lol. Only shows how out the loop you are. Even during the War (iraq and afghan) the only ones outside of " playing touch footy" and "losing spanners" were the ones deployed which wasn't much at all.

Keep paying your tax dollars. ty.

>U.S economy collapses
>due to the interconnected nature of the world this means the global economy collapses
>supply chain falls to bit
>food shortages start

looking great user!! gonna be good for everyone

Some of the replies were funny

twitter.com/Airbnb/status/1238912532691259395

>prometheus and alien: covonant
They had good aspects but in the end squandered their potential. Very disappointing.

Candida bacteria overgrowth. Usually it is a nice balance in your stomach and mouth, mine fucked up real bad and gave me a fucked up cock, I've got a male yeast infection pretty much

>you can ghetto sparge with your kettle/big pot of water, especially with a robobrew being BIAB on steroids

are you having a stroke?

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this pandemic needs to get supercharged real quick I'd hate for things to go back to normal

it's fucking bullshit, they rape you with capitalism if you get sick but when our global systems starts getting sick they turn into fucking thieves

He got a dong I those shots

not all branches are useless
what are you, Im guessing av or amech lmao

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Pandemics are the ultimate red pill on Government incompetence

growing hops huh? thought about it, have a mate who has some vines in his front yard. for the mead i tried some kviek yeast, packet but ive been saving the cake from each rack and drying it out to use in future brews

fuck up cunt, google the words you see in that post that you dont understand and then come back and stop being a poof

Does anyone have a link regarding borders closed for ?2 years and chinks told to gtfo?

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Dominos, kfc or maccas?

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id argue sparging in brew in a bag can have negative effects in terms of over extracting complex sugars that your yeast wont be 100% able to convert to co2 ethanol and sought after esters. It wont ruin your beer, just extra sugars left over and maybe a little over extraction of tannin from the grains depending what you're using

get some real food not that horrific shit

That guy needs a fucking Knighthood or something.

kfc

>not all branches are useless
Oh boy, you have lots to learn. Young child.

Kfc easy

I say Maccas

yeah wanted to see if I could train them to grow laterally but still flower well, mixed results really but the cascade went off.

how are you planning on conditioning the mead?

>food shortages starting in Australia
Brainlet confirmed. agriculture and natural resources is the reason china is buying the country.

Sure you wont be able to buy a usb cable for 20c anymore but we will never run out of food, gold or coal

Australia post store has mandarin speaking staff, baby formula and vitamins for sale and ships to China.
twitter.com/quicktake/status/1114335929982910465?s=21

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