/cvg/ Corona Virus General - Something Burger Edition #2878

► Detected: 1,015,728 (+80,559) ► Died: 53,202 (+6,019) ► Critical: 37,646

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,856 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
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US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
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Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
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Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID case in the Amazon
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COVID-associated acute bleeding necrotizing brain damage
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>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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Rapidly mutating
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Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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>REMINDER
Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
archive.is/jP7pL

China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
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>LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=youtu.be

>LATEST CASES
20:19: 254 new cases and 7 new deaths in Poland.
20:17: 128 new cases and 3 new deaths in Pakistan.
20:09: 1,228 new cases and 32 new deaths in Massachusetts.
19:56: 414 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.
19:52: 979 new cases and 55 new deaths in Brazil.
19:49: 267 new cases and 27 new deaths in Connecticut.

>SOURCES
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ja.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/コロナちゃん
google.com/covid19/mobility/
web.archive.org/web/20200401205201/https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/schiff-wants-coronavirus-commission-to-investigate-federal-response-to-pandemic
instagram.com/p/B-aexwcgHop/
youtube.com/watch?v=T1VRJGoD4uY
youtube.com/watch?v=42e1ZDS4CTQ
youtube.com/watch?v=jEFO_i8iUWY
youtube.com/watch?v=0a4AK_g9fHA
youtube.com/watch?v=12ZhdYCpJ90
inews.co.uk/news/health/air-pollution-kills-64000-people-in-the-uk-every-year-80393)
forbes.com/sites/rogerpielke/2020/03/10/every-day-10000-people-die-due-to-air-pollution-from-fossil-fuels/)
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>Dead: 53,329
lol, still only 53,329.
How many days has it been stuck at 53,329? Four days? Five days?

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MILK TRUCK ARRIVE

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FOREVER BURGER

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nothing burger

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ja.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/コロナちゃん

Corona-chan on Japanese Wikipedia!

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nothingburgers seething it’s almost sunday/monday then you can cope with the 2 day reverse trend

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google.com/covid19/mobility/

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I'm drunk and freaking out
WHY CANT I GO TO THE BARBER
WHY IS MY JOB SHUTDOWN
I LIVE IN USA GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD FUUUUUCK
WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKKKK
THIS VIRUS IS FAKE

Noice. Is there one with the full official transformation? (Without the badly done 30k, I mean.)