GET IN HERE AUSFAGS AND AMERICANS!!
someone in america spotted U.S military trucks with australian spec reflectors being transported, which would make them legal for australian roads.
australian invasion confirmed..
i for one welcome our new burger overlords.
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maybe we sold them a bunch of tanks or some shit
Is that a sp howitzer with ammo carrier parked nearest the camera? All our artillery is horse drawn.
Its a nothing burger stop spasming out retard.
It really helps with the camouflage.
They already have military bases here, so why would they invade us
Bout damn time
train is marked 'DoD' for 'department of defense'.
why would the manufacturer use the DoD to transport trucks? instead of just shipping them directly to australia?
also there is other markings that indicate those tanks and trucks are in active military use.
>10 months ago
Fuck off fat cunt
Is it not out of the question for the US to just be building a military base in Australia?
If anybody actually cares these are m109 paladins and their ammo carriers
Not tanks
>they made their tanks road legal for the country they're invading
And I bet everyone clapped. Fucking Americans.
maybe DoD threw in the train for free after buying 500 tanks
we already have them and use them to dump niggers into australia
Welcome to the Union, Greg
America always makes sure it keeps up with the road rules of the country it invades, its just good manors. Confirmed happening.
>american
>"cunt"
lol
I have doubts that is happening. If anything, we are invading Venezuela.
Australia is now Amerimutt clay.
lol US v China but on Prison Continent.
Dope Kurt Russel movie incoming
Those are Aussie abrams you cunt.
>invade country
>obey traffic laws
How can you invade your own country?
>USA invades Australia?!?!
Woohoo!!!
Have our women you blessed overlords.
Oi! and this time you bloody Oz drongos, no battle of Brisbane.
As long as they are corpses
Like you do in Okinawa? Was there for work and random Japs in bars kept checking to make sure I wasn't American. Your """""""soldiers""""""" are doing some PR work over there.
Lol for what? We have nothing of value.. just a big desert with a bunch of niggers scattered around it
Invasion? Unlikely.
Securing a comprimised western nation from the clutches of China seems more realistic. Australia is a chinese colony at this point.
I'm fine with it, just don't ship any tacos or nogs here, white Americans are welcome
if they're going anywhere it's to venezuela or mexico
they went on tv and told you this TWO TIMES in press conferences totaling over 5 hours in the last week.
>Australian spec reflectors being transported, which would make them legal for australian roads.
>Australian invasion confirmed
>Hey Bobby, make sure those vehicles are road legal in the foreign country we are invading so the DMV don't give us any tickets while we are busy obliterating their army
Sure
Godspeed brave qanons. Let them feel our win
is america about the fuck up the world again?
America recently sent 20k troops to Europe, allegedly for a large military exercise. Perhaps the US is reinforcing its allies in anticipation of or preparation for something. The whole FEMA thing does seem like a smokescreen for something else, since tanks were transported over the country.
It's all just speculation though.
Probably because you cant just ship military equipment with classified components via whatever your version of Fedex is.
while we're at it we might aswell annex canada too.
Wait, why were Chinese warships docking in Australia??
Perhaps it’s part of a Pacific buildup. Re-enforcing Aussie bros who will need a hand with their infestation.
there is already american bases in australia, but i have never seen a tank or any U.S military trucks on australian public roads.
this is a big happening... they are preparing to drive on australian roads for some reason.
possibly just to increase americas presence here, or for an actual purpose, like enforcing quarantine or something.
either way i welcome it and hope we will become americas 51st state some day.
It's pretty optimistic to think artillery can reach China from here. Did someone fuck up the metric to imperial conversions again?
America is just beefing up over china.
>which would make them legal for australian roads.
its military vehicles. why the fk would they need them to be legal. if they are being deployed on to your streets, its gone way beyond the point of traffic safety. i hate beauracracy so much
So a based Aussie conductor can intentionally derail a train and sink it.
Do you live beneath a rock?
We are going to war against China.
Gotta patrol your colonies. make sure the local savages don't wreck your investments.
AMERISTRALIA FUCK YEAR
oh dont worry about that. they just helping with coronavirus
1st & 2nd amendment when
Think twice.
Let's be honest, they have it coming. No one can shitpost that hard unchecked. It just simply reckless.
nazis
We need to start designing our new flag
> We have nothing of value
1930s
Where do you think Japan's navy sourced its steel?
Pro tip, pig iron Bob
lard burgers couldn't conquer a happy meal anymore
it's prep for ww3 with china
Project Land 17 is the AD Fs artillery replacement program.
Candidates so far are
>SouthKorean copy of the US 155mmSP
>Kraut PHz2000
I guess the seppos are entering their surplus 155mm SPs as well
>you dont need road law compatible signage if its an invasion, dickhead, you do if its a tender bidder.
I like how most of the Aussies in this threat are happy to see Americans in the country.
It.. takes the fun out of invading but heartwarming.
if we have the shitposting nuremberg trials i am going to cop it bad.
hopefully they will do a shitposting version of operation paperclip, and i can move to america.
it's just a common drill bro, go back to quarantine maybe fire up the barbie
Replace Union Jack with stars and stripes. While were at it, lets get the fucking lizard queen off your currency.
how about something like this
Stop smoking meth.
Do you think we made our tanks compliant for iraqi traffic laws?
now we just drove that shit straing in there without so much as a blinker.
you probably bought that shit from us. Prepare for YOUR government to initiate marital law.
*Must be from the south, must wear true timber camo or a confederate t-shirt/bandana, also no jews, these are the rules
Sorry bro you're a loose cannon. We have to put you down. It's for the greater good.
America and Australia 4eva
1. Good
2. The US already have a massive military presence here. Darwin is pretty much a US Marine base now
3. Chinese on suicide watch
Suck shit gooks. Uno that little airfield you have in WA, or the port of darwin? Yep sorry.
You still need a state flag though.
yeah but iraq is a shithole and hated america anyway.
if america invaded australia, they would have a real chance of the majority of australians agreeing with it and assisting them if they asked nicely.
Hi guys
Based
>warship
>RAS Tanker
>surprise
Pick one. Fucking kike news. The reason they didnt tell anyone is because its a goddamn piece of shit resupply shit not some state of the rt goochie war canoe. Who the fuck cares.
That's like a 14 hour flight. Fuck that. You're on your own. I'm out.
I mean, I'm willing to accept vegemite as a new American food and totally appreciate using the word "cunt" as God intended, but you cunts are going to have to turn down the bantz a bit if this is ever going work out.
Took your fucking time, you better be bringing a bill of rights and your amendments with you
You've taken your shitposting too far, Bruce. We've come to put a stop to it.
There’s always US shit here. What a nothingburger. They are our greatest ally....
You still don't get it. We won't be locked into a union with you, you'll be locked into a union with us.
American soldiers are representative of the average American. Mutts deny this but it's true.
-brit living in muttland
i have done it dozens of times.
you just drink alcohol and/or take pills and listen to opie and anthony and it's easy.
So we're finally getting our SPs. Sick.
lol, but really though if were taking over australia he faggy reflector plates would be the first thing that goes.
>Wait, why were Chinese warships docking in Australia??
Our boomer politicians have sold multiple critical infrastructure to chinks so wouldn't surprise me if they actually own it
Australia would vote yes to become the 52nd state of America just for shits and giggles
Fuck off back to bongland, we're full limey redcoat shit stain.
Thats not even in Australia.
I work in a rural town in Australia. For the last month every day we have had American military guys as customers. They are some of our best customers, spend the most money, always buy premium equipment. It’s strange that they are buying their own equipment for their assignments buy they are literally keeping our business afloat.
Damn if this were a final fantasy game those digits would've fucked my shit up
we will allow america to choose which of the 4 faces on mt rushmore that will be replaced with warnie.
C-can we rename you Puerto Rico to dab on the island mexicans? Well change it back eventually.
State flag is just
Are we occupying you so the Chinese don't?
Hehehehhehehe
>Bill of rights
Yes, but no voting
The last thing the flagship of the free world needs is another commyfornia
We're not invading you, were shoring up our defense against China.
We're getting ready for island hopping and we don't need tanks for that so we're dropping them off I. Australia so the Chinese don't claim you first.
Has anyone else gotten a knock at the door by the ADF yet? They didn't mention anything about Coronavirus to me, just rambled on about other shit.
I'm from the South(ern California) can I come?
Yes. And hurry up
Saved, also need to build wall across NZ border
You in ACT by any chance?
Australians are the biggest traitors ever. Australia is rightful british clay. Americans are a Italian/irish/german/negroid/Mexican mixture not a single drop of brit blood in them. And Australia would gladly give away something MY british ancestors created? Fuck you and fuck the so called Australians. Id rather the fucking native aboriginals have It then kike yanks
stocking up on baby formula, probably
Alright WW3 is gonna be rad.
Getting ready for the upcoming war with china.
Gotta keep you aussies from falling to them.
>Southern California
Your probably more oz than Chang, why not. Just don't vote
How are you still infected?
goddamn checked
based Australia is now under United States jurisdiction, and subject to American policies from the homeland. Long live Australia
are you retarded the us is always here we are fucking allies.
Is it too late to join?