/aus/pol - pools closed edition
Checked and fuck chinks
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Despite being 4% of the world's population america is responsible for 25% of confirmed SARS-CoV-2 cases.
First for fuck the chinks
Can we make them swim home?
blessed thread
#socialdistancing
#flattenthecurveTM
Praise him.
8gigs ram is not enough and that SSD size will drive you crazy, a lot of new games are hitting 80GB these days.
Any wa sa or tas fags here? Are they disappearing you guys?
getting more ssd and ram aint hard
Praise be
Finally.
I am looking forward to this!
No more immigrants, no more refugees. No more visa holders, no more tourists, no more international students.
House prices will be going down down down. Perfect time to buy in 12 months time.
This virus is turning out to be a blessing in disguise.
>no sleeve tats
Zyzz was really young in that picture
also.... free martin bryant
The nail you hang your hat on mate has come from overseas
Your landlord and your furniture are probably Chinese
Praise Coronachan.
First she stopped the planes.
Then she stopped the boats.
Now she's getting them to fuck off home.
immigration wont stop friendo...
good thing our chinese international students are funded by the ccp so they won't have any problems supporting themselves while they continue their studies here
the gf
I think he's young in all his pictures now.
>the bf
BRAAAAAP
Is the double neetbucks starting in late april? and are they back paying for a month or is it just normal shit?
What are the chances house prices will fall and become affordable
can do without all of those things mate
next are working visas, jobs back for Australians
God that gap makes me wanna coooooooom
I'll also be better off being able to take 20k of my Super
Whats the go with the 750. Has everyone got theirs already?
The chick on the left is unironically hotter. Call me a race traitor, IDGAF.
You have to go back Chang.
nah she’s boong so you’re alright mate
Scomo changed his mind m8.
Seeing as you aren't going anywhere he figured you don't need the money now.
you do have 5 months worth of food supply, right anons?
Any wa sa or tas fags here? whats going on? report in
Yeah sure, just giving feedback on what you posted.
House prices may fall but no one will have any money to buy them, except foreigners.
She could easily pass a wog but its obvious she has boong genes in her.
SA: Fuck all. What do you think is going on?
Are you going to welcome him to move in next door or will your wife set up the spare room for him?
I've got lots of old people in my area. I'll just take their food.
If they don't ban rich foreigners from snapping up all the houses I'm going to riot.
Why is there always 2+ aus/pol threads?
>sa
they're too busy being dismembered and dissolving in barrels of acid to post here
>tas
they're too busy fucking their sisters
Lol no but people like you have.. if you catch my drift ;)
other ones at bump limit, so new one was made.
Sometimes we end up with 6 at a time cause fag OPs want to be the baker for some weird psychological reason. (You)s validate them
Raining in SA
Fuck off from Queensland. We’re full!!
They already did.
All foreign investments regardless of value now have to under go a mandatory government review.
As to stop foreign powers from buying up Australian assets at a discount.
I do but this is going to go on way longer than that. Food production was collapsing before the wuflu showed up.
>Why is there always 2+ aus/pol threads?
Dunno.
Look at me syndrome?
We should all start 3 threads each every half hour just to fuck with all the newbies.
All good
I suppose ryzen 3600 would be better
Homos asspained that they had their thread rejected in favour of a non homo one a few weeks ago, now they post multiple ones at a time as a communal cope ritual
based mad max poster
That applies to housing as well? I thought it was just businesses. Good.
20 years too late.
Everyone's drunk and has a lot to say
>tfw I've got cattle, sheep, goats, rabbits, chickens, geese, ducks, kangaroos and a river full of fish and red-claw yabbies on my family farm
The only things I really need are some weed to smoke(got a crop growing now), some booze to drink(got some homebrew brewing) and a girl to coom in(chatting up a local girl right now), once I've got those things sorted I'll literally never have to leave
people like me definitely don't have undeclared firearms inside their bunker-like premises and definitely won't be straight up murdering looters and using their bodies for fertiliser.
So a jew gets to decide how much of our country he is going to sell. Sounds legit and for the best interest of the nation.
how accurate is the store availability on the dans website? my poison is showing up as unavailable. need to get hammered for the first time in a year after my wagey week ;_;
Or boomers looking to 'expand' their portfolio
Pretty sure it's a blanket review of all assets.
Yep but it's a start.
Nah Scomo doesn't do the review it's some agency.
The collapse in food production will only last until the October harvest, then we'll be fine.
It's just surviving from early March until October that you've got to worry about.
Lowkey I'm hoping QLD never reopens the border
>the Foreign Investment Review Board will scrutinise every single purchase application, regardless of its value.
The problem is this will likely be stacked by globalists and the mates of property developers. Much like VCAT is.
we did that the last time the trannie jannie deleted an aus/pol.
>Pretty sure it's a blanket review of all assets.
>
>Yep but it's a start.
> (You)
>Nah Scomo doesn't do the review it's some agency.
Its the treasurer who reviews it.
>walking down the street
>car drives past through a puddle
>splashes water in your eye
>get the gorona byrus
Yeah it probably will be but the fact it's even been implemented is actually an amazing start.
Still less than ideal.
Ah
I find that shit funny as fuck.
Even when I start a low effort zero fuckin links thread I usually win the contest.
I only do it if no other decent anons are baking.
Some cunts just can't bake or get the banter rolling enough to keep a thread up past 100 posts.
based user.
You better have at least 6 kids with that girl and raise them right on the land.
fuck off glowie. the man is innocent and should not be in gaol.
It is collapsing globally and has been for a few years. Canada will soon not be able to grow grains as the growing season is getting shorter at both ends. Same with CHinese growing regions. Why do you think they have been buying up so much agricultural land?
Its already too late. You sold out to the Chinese. What happened to you Australia, you used to be cool.
anyone else planning to buy a unlicensed firearm with their scomobux?
As a big fan of beer you can imagine my joy when I opened a fridge at work to find a 6 pack of cold beers on a hot QLD summer day. My joy was quickly turned to dismay upon the first taste of this "beer". I poured the rest of the 6 pack down the drain to avoid anyone else having to endure this travesty. Tasting notes: rusty water from a puddle behind a portaloo. I won't even drink this with a stolen tongue.
MB isnt free.
If you want a sloppy blowjob you gotta pay a chokkybar like everybody else.
>tip: hes not really doing it for the chokkybars
Why did he cuck so hard lads?
Glow harder fucker.
oi just answer the question
Asio and the AFP can never get their shit together, even on /pol
I know exactly why - and it's why I've been warning cunts in aus/pol/ since last July that they need to be growing their own goddamn food.
But our rains have come at the right time for this years' winter crops - and coronachan has been a blessing in disguise as a great deal of our food can't get sent offshore like it normally would.
But even so, we've got ~30million people to feed and we're about to fish, harvest, and slaughter enough food to feed ~14million people.
Its the little things that count user
Just means the Libs are making sure any chink wanting a 'yes' from the FIRB has to make a donation.
>close the FIRB off
alt 0153 my dude
How are you showing residual infection?
He's being starved by the look of him.
I can't get a fucking job.
Where the fuck are these 20,000 jobs?
All these shit cunts are doing is moving deck chairs on the wagie titanic.
You give the faggot QANTAS workers and NSW Club members the jobs.
So fuck you monopoly jew dick sucking cunts.
I will keep feeding from you tax paying cock licking wagies.
Lads, I just realised that the modern day Greek flag is a total rip off of the first flag of the British East India Company but with the colour red changed to blue [pic]. Does that mean that the Greek flag creation story on wikipedia is all bullshit?
en.m.wikipedia.org
20,000 qantas workers sacked and woolies and coles took them as part of a golden handshake with that faggot Joyce
Where is my money?
>Where the fuck are these 20,000 jobs?
6 million other cunts have already applied.
Trouble is we may get a weather event just before harvest that fucks the whole crop. Big problem this is happening all over the world at the same time.
Why is the front lawn total wasted space
>buy
Nah, I'm gonna whack a chink soldier over the head and take his rifle when they inevitably begin marching down our streets.
comfy saturday night
where is 750
reminder the CEO of qantas alan joyce gets paid 24 million dollars a year, or 75k a day. He gets paid more in a day than an average australian earns all year.
Now he wants a 4 billion dollar bailout
Its friday mate.
>The wife says the spare room will be better
he also asked for 700 million to ensure no one loses their job and once the money hit his account he sacked 20,000 workers then asked for 4 billion dollars
I haven't flown QANTAS in years because of that cocksucker. If anyone remembers maybe 10 years ago when he ran qantas into the fucking dirt
As if the traitorous boomers will let their yen stop flowing. Get real, mate.
So when you take down the 'vegies for sale' sign you have a clear field-of-fire.
>polypipe
sweet summer child
You can't get a job because Wollies is filling their position internally from staff in areas that have become redundant.
The media will tell you that "x" thousand positions are open, they will not tell you that they were filled before they were open. It's what they DO NOT tell you that counts.
Hosties and pilots now stocking shelves at Coles?
how much you lads paying for petrol?
Well we've got pestilence, famine comes next, and then war.
Do you reckon it'll be the China/India/Pakistan nuclear anal-rape threesome, or does China/USA have at it over the South-China Sea?
Or will it be the Iran/Saudi/Turkey/Israel boogaloo?
Heck at this point it could even be a Turkey/Greece border war.
He's guilty af and anyone who thinks he's not is retarded
Pilots are on the forklifts at the backdock.
Why would you plant crops in the minefield?
just want a gf, lads.
To get those rascally rabbits.